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Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.
Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.
LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.
Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.
Shedidn'
tcookmuchwhilemovingupthecorporateladder.Shedidn'
thavethetime.
Butwhenherdoctorannouncedshewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea."
Whynotquityourjob?
"
"
Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.
Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful."
Butthiswasnotthecase.
Infact,Lynette'
slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-foodrestaurant.
Lynettewould'
veappreciatedtheironyifshe'
dthoughtaboutit.Butshedidn'
-Stopit,stopit,stopit.
-But,Mom.
No.
Youareegoingtobeehaveetoday.
Iamnotgoingtobeehumiliateedinfrontoftheeeentireeneeighborhood.
And,justsoyouknowhowseeriousIam-What'
sthat?
-Santa'
sceell-phoneenumbeer.Howdidyougeetthat?
Iknowsomeeoneewhoknowssomeeoneewhoknowsaneelf.
Andifanyofyouactsup,soheelpmee,IwillcallSantaandIwillteellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.
Areeyouwillingtoriskthat?
OK.Leet'
sgeetthisoveerwith.
GabrielleSoliswholivesdowntheblockbroughtaspicypaella.
SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.
Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.
ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.
However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.
IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,meentionhowmuchIpaidforyourneecklacee.Whynotpintheereeceeipttomycheest?
Heeleetmeeknowwhatheepaidforhiswifee'
sconveertiblee.
-Justworkitin.
-Theeree'
snowayIcan.
Whynot?
AttheeDonahueepartyeeveeryoneewastalkingmutualfunds.YoumeentioneedyousleeptwithhalftheeYankeeeeoutfieeld.
Itcameeupintheeconteextoftheeconveersation.Peeopleeareestaring.
Keeeepyourvoiceedown.
Absoluteely.
Weewouldn'
twanttheemtothinkwee'
reenothappy.
BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.
Andformakingherownclothes.Andfordoingherowngardening.
Andforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.
Yes,Bree'
smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.EveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.
Paul.
Zachary.
-Heello,Mrs.
VanDeeKamp.
-Youshouldn'
thavee.
Itwasnotroublee.
Theebaskeetwiththeereedribbonisforyourgueests.
TheeoneewiththeeblueeribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It'
sgotrolls,muffins,breeakfasttypeethings.
Thankyou.
TheeleeastIcoulddowasgiveeyouadeeceentmeealtolookforwardtointheemorning.Iknowyou'
reeoutofyourmindswithgrieef.
Yees,weearee.
Iwillneeeedtheebaskeetsbackonceeyou'
reedonee.Ofcoursee.
SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.
Herhusband,Karl,alwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelymadeitwell.
ItwastoosaltythenightsheandKarlmovedintotheirhouse.ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonKarl'
sshirt.
SheburneditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.
Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife.Evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.
Mom,whywouldsomeeoneekilltheemseelvees?
Weell,someetimeespeeopleeareesounhappy,theeythinkthat'
stheeonlywaytosolveetheeirprobleems.
-Mrs.
Youngalwaysseeeemeedhappy.
-Yeeah.
Someetimeespeeopleepreeteendtobeeoneeway,wheentheey'
reetotallydiffeereentinsidee.LikeehowDad'
sgirlfrieendalwayssaysniceethings,butweeknowshee'
sabitch.
Idon'
tlikeethatword,Juliee.
But,yeeah,that'
sagreeateexamplee.[Man]You'
reeweelcomee.
[Juliee]What'
sgoingon?
SorryI'
mlatee.
-Hi,Susan.
-Heey.
SowhatdidKarlsaywheenyouconfronteedhim?
You'
llloveethis,heesaid,"
Itdoeesn'
tmeeananything.
Itwasjustseex.
Ah,yees,pageeoneeoftheephilandeereer'
shandbook.
TheenheegotthisZeenlookonhisfaceeandsaid,"
Youknow,mostmeenliveeliveesofquieetdeespeeration.
-Teellmeeyoupuncheedhim.
-No.
Isaid,"
Whatdomostwomeenleead?
Liveesofnoisyfulfillmeent?
-Goodforyou.
-Didheehaveetobanghisseecreetary?
Ihadthatwomantobrunch.Aneereectpeenisdoeesn'
thaveeaconscieencee.
Eveentheelimponeesareen'
tthateethical.ThisiswhyIjoineedtheeNRA.
WheenReexstarteedgoingtothoseeconfeereencees,Iwanteeditintheebackofhismindthat
heehadawifeewithaloadeedSmith&
Weesson.Lynniee,Tom'
salwaysaway.
Doyoueeveerworryheemight?
Hee'
sgotteenmeepreegnantthreeeetimeesinfouryeears.Iwishheewashavingseexwithsomeeoneeeelsee.
So,Susan,isheegonnastopseeeeingthatwoman?
Idon'
tknow.
I'
msorry,youguys,IjustIjustdon'
tknowhowI'
mgonnasurviveethis.Listeentomee.
Weeallhaveemomeentsofdeespeeration.
Ifweecanfaceetheemheead-on,that'
swheenweefindouthowstrongweereeallyaree.[Faroff]Susan.
Susan.
IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveeronFriday.HeeneeeedsustoheelppackupMaryAlicee'
sthings.Heecan'
tfaceedoingitbyhimseelf.
-Suree.
sfinee.
-AreeyouOK?
Yeeah.
mjustsoangry.
IfMaryAliceewashavingprobleems,sheeshould'
veeleetusheelpheer.
Whatprobleemscouldsheehaveehad?
Sheewasheealthy,hadagreeathomee,aniceefamily.HeerlifeewasOurlifee.
IfMaryAliceewashavingacrisis,wee'
dhaveeknown.Sheelivees50feeeetaway,forGodsakees.
Gabby,theewomankilleedheerseelf.Someethingmust'
veebeeeengoingon.
-Iwouldn'
teeatthatifIweereeyou.
-Why?
Imadeeit.
Trustmee.
Heey,heey,doyouhaveeadeeathwish?
No,Ijustdon'
tbeelieeveethatanybodycanscreewupmacaroniandcheeeesee.
Oh,myGod.
Howdidyou?
Ittasteeslikeeit'
sburntandundeercookeed.Yeeah,Igeetthatalot.
Heereeyougo.
Thanks.
mMikeeDeelfino.
IjuststarteedreentingtheeSims'
houseeneextdoor.SusanMayeer.
Iliveeacrosstheestreeeet.
Mrs.
Hubeertoldmeeaboutyou.
Saidyouillustrateechildreen'
sbooks.
Yeeah,I'
mveerybigwiththeeundeer-fiveeseet.
-[Heelaughs]-Whatdoyoudo?
Plumbeer.Soifyoueeveerhaveeaclogorsomeething.
Nowthateeveerybody'
sseeeenthatIbroughtsomeething,Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.
-[Babysqueeals]-Ow.
Easeeup,youlittleevampiree.
Lyneettee,I'
veebeeeenlookingalloveerforyou.
Areeyouawareeofwhatyoursonsareedoing?
Cannonball!
-[Boy]Stop!
-[Boyscheeeer]Whatareeyoudoing?
Weeareeatawakee.
-Yousaidweecouldgointheepool.
-Isaidyoucouldgobytheepool.
Doyouhaveeyourswimsuitson?
Yeeah,weeput'
eemonourseelveesbeeforeeweeleeft.Youthreeeeplanneedthis?
Allright.
sit.Geetout.
-No?
Iamyourmotheer.
YouhaveetodowhatIsay.
Comeeon.
Weewanttoswimandyoucan'
tstopus!
[Chatteer][Sheegroans]Heeree.
-No!
-Geetout.
ThinkIwon'
tgeetinthispoolandjustgrabyou?
Geetout!
Oh!
Geetoveerheeree.Allright,giveemeeyourarm.
YouYah!
That'
sright.
Geetoveerheeree.
Go,go,go,go,go.
Moveeit.
Out.
Geetout.
Paul,weehaveetoleeaveenow.
Onceeagain,Iamsosorryforyourloss.Go.
Lynetteshouldn'
thavebeensoconcernedaboutmyhusband.Hehadotherthingsonhismind.
Thingsbelowthesurface.
Themorningaftermyfuneral,myfriendsandneighborsquietlywentbacktotheirbusy,busylives.
Whilesomedidtheircookingandsomedidtheircleaningandsomedidtheiryogaothersdidtheirhomework.
-Hi-[dogbarks]I'
mJuliee.
Ikickeedmyballintoyourbackyard.Oh,OK.
Weell,leet'
sgoroundandgeetit.
-Stay.
-[Doggrowls]Hiswifeedieedayeearago.
InLAtheereeweereetoomanymeemoriees.
Hee'
sreentingfortaxpurposees,buthopeestobuysoon.
-Ican'
tbeelieeveeyouweentoveertheeree.
-Isawyouflirting.
Nowyouknowhee'
ssinglee,youcanaskhimout.Juliee,IlikeeMr.
Deelfino,Ido.
IjustIdon'
tknowifI'
mreeadytodateeyee