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<老友记>台词

312TheOneWithAllTheJealousy

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,Rachelisgettingreadyforherfirstday.]

Rachel:

（runninginfromherbedroom,wearingonlyatowel）Okay.Hey.Umm.Doeseverybodyhatetheseshoes?

Chandler:

Ohyeah,butdon'tworry.Idon'tthinkanybody'sgonnafocusonthataslongasyourwearingthattoweldress.

Rachel:

（toRoss）Tellhim.

Ross:

（toChandler）It'sherfirstdayatthisnewjob.Yournotsupposedtostartwithher!

Chandler:

Allright,IsupposeIcanwaitaday.Hey,whatareyoudoingFriday?

Ross:

Why?

Chandler:

IneedyoutocometothisbachelorpartyformyweirdcousinAlbert,y'knowhe'sthebotanist.

Ross:

OhGod.Y'know,botanistsaresuchgeeks.

Chandler:

Yeah.Isthatadinosaurtie?

Ross:

Hmm?

Oh,yeah.（hemakesagrowlingsound）

Phoebe:

（entering,withabout20purseshangingaroundherneck）Morning.Rach,I'mherewiththepurses!

Chandler:

（toPhoebe）Itmusttakeyouforevertofindyourkeys.

Rachel:

（runningintothelivingroom）Thankyou,thankyou,thankyou,Pheebs.

Phoebe:

Yourwelcome,ohpleasenottheonewiththeturtles.

Rachel:

No,no,no,noturtlesscareme.Idon'tneedthattoday.

Ross:

Honey,justrelax,it'sgonnabefine.Hey,umm,.whydon'tIcomedownthereandI'lltakeyououttolunch?

Rachel:

Ohhoney,thankyou,butMark'stakingmeout.

Ross:

Markisthatah,thesameMarkthathelpedyougetthejob?

Rachel:

Yeah,it'skindalikea'goodluckonyourfirstday'sortofthing.（toPhoebe）Isthisactuallyalunchbox?

Phoebe:

Umm,no,it'sapurse.Andthere'sathermosinit.

Rachel:

Oh.

Chandler:

（toRoss）Hey,socanyoumakeitonFriday?

Ross:

What?

Ohyeah,yeahIthinkso.WhyamIinvitedtothisagain?

Chandler:

WellapparentlyAlberthasnofriends.He'sveryexcitedaboutthebachelorpartythough.Ithinkactuallytheonlyreasonhe'sgettingmarriedissohecanseeastripper.

Phoebe:

Astripperatabachelorparty,thatissoclich?

Whydon'tyougetamagician?

!

Chandler:

Well,ifthemagiciancanopenmybeerwithhisbutcheeks,thenallright.

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

ChandlerandJoey's,RossandChandlerareentering,Joeyisonthephone.]

Ross:

She'shavinglunchwithhim.She'shavinglunchwithhim.Andyoushouldofseenthehugshegavehimwhenshegotthejob.And,and,and,（toJoey）he'sreallygoodlooking.（Joeygivesanenthusiasticthumbsup）WhatamIgonnado?

Chandler:

Don'tdoanything.Keepitinside.Learnhowtohideyourfeelings!

（pause）Don'tcryoutloud.

Joey:

（hangingupthephone）Yes!

Guesswho'sinanauditionforaBroadwaymusical?

Chandler:

Iwanttosayyoubut,thatseemslikesuchaneasyanswer.

Joey:

Itisme!

It'samusicalversionofTaleofTwoCities.SoIthinkI'mgonnasingNewYork,NewYork,andah,ohIleftMyHeartinSanFrancisco.

Ross:

AhJoey,Idon'tthinkyougettopickthecities.

Joey:

What?

Ross:

Mr.Dickensgetstopick'em.

Joey:

Who?

Chandler:

I'llgetyoutheCliffNotes.

Joey:

Thewhat?

Chandler:

Theabridgment.

Joey:

Oh,okay.（toRoss）Thewhat?

[Scene:

Rachel'soffice,MarkistrainingRachel.]

Mark:

...andthestylenumber,andtheinvoicenumber,andtheshippingdate.Good.Anyquestionssofar?

Rachel:

Yeah.Whatkindofdiscountdoweget?

Mark:

Twentypercent.

Rachel:

Oh!

!

Ilovethisjob!

（herphonerings）Wow!

Myfirstcall.

Mark:

Here,letme.（answersphone）RachelGreen'sline,howmayIhelpyou?

Ross:

（onphone）Hi,isRachelthere?

Mark:

AndwhomayIsayiscalling?

Ross:

ThisisRoss?

Mark:

Rossof.....

Ross:

OfRossandRachel.

Mark:

Ohhi.It's,it'sMark.

Ross:

Ohhey,heyMark.

Mark:

Hey,holdonasecond.

Ross:

Okay.

Rachel:

Hihoney!

Ross:

Hi!

What'sah,what'sMarkdoingansweringyourphone?

Rachel:

Oh,he'sjustgoofingaround.

Ross:

Ohhhhhyeah,that's,that'sfunny.Whyah,whyisn'thegoofingaroundinhisownoffice?

Rachel:

Ohhoney,thisishisofficetoo.Itoldyouwe'reJoanna'stwoassistants.

Ross:

WhydoesJoannaneedtwoassistants,how,howlazyisshe?

Rachel:

Oh!

OhmyGod!

WhatdidIjustdo?

Ross:

What?

Rachel:

IthinkIjustshipped3,000brastopersonnel.Ohhoney,Igottago.（toMark）Mark,Ineedyou!

Ross:

Okay,bye-bye.（startsslammingthereceiverdowninanger.）

Rachel:

Ow!

Ross!

!

Ross:

Oh,oh,I'm,I'm,I'msorrysweetie,Iwasjusttryingtoah,I'mdialinganothernumber.（hangsup）

[Scene:

TheMoondancediner,Monicaiscleaningupwithoneofthewaiters,withherbackturnedtohimsheremovesherfakebreastsandhidesthemunderherwig.]

Jeannine:

（toMonica）Allright,Ijustgotchangedinthirtysecondssoyoucanbealonewithhim.You'dbettergoforit.

Monica:

Please,I'mnotgoingforanything.

Jeannine:

Well,ifyoudon't,Iwill.

Monica:

Wouldyoupleasego?

Jeannine:

NightMon.NightJulio.

Julio:

（toJeannine）Adios.

（Monicastartswipingdownthestools,asJuliofollowsalongbehindherreplacingthenapkinholders.）

Monica:

LookJulio,someonelefttheirbookhere.

Julio:

Ahactually,thatismine.

Monica:

Ohyeah,whatareyoureading?

Julio:

FlowersofEvil,byBeaudalire.Haveyoureadit?

Monica:

HaveIreadit?

（pause）No,areyouenjoyingit?

Julio:

IthoughtIwould,butthetranslation'snogood.

Monica:

Yourapoetanddon'tknowit.（sheturnsawayandmakesafacelike'Ican'tbelieveIjustsaidthat.'）

Julio:

ActuallyIah,Iamapoet.

Monica:

Oh,thenyoudoknowit.（pause）Soumwhatkindofthingsdoyouwriteabout?

Julio:

Thingsthatmoveme.The,theshadowofatree,achildlaughing,orthislip.（pointstoherlip）

Monica:

Mine?

（pointstoherlowerlip）Righthere?

Julio:

Icanwriteanepicpoemaboutthislip.（grabsherlowerlip）

Monica:

Howwouldthatgo?

（theykiss）Well,itdidn'trhyme,butIlikedit.

[Scene:

Joey'saudition.]

Joey:

（singing）You'vegottopickapocketortwo.Boyyyyssss,（picksahandkerchieffromthepianist'spocket）you'vegottopickapocketortwo..........

Director:

Lovely,justlovely.

Joey:

Really?

Thanks.

Director:

ListenJoey,wedefinitelywanttoseeyouforthecallbackonSaturday.

Joey:

Excellent,I'llbethere.

Director:

Okay,andlistendon'tforgettobringyourjazzshoesforthedanceaudition.

Joey:

Ahhh!

Myah,myagentsaiditwasn'tadancingpart.

Director:

Joey,alltherolesgottodancealittle.Butbelievemewithyourdancebackgroundit'llbeapieceofcake.

[Scene:

ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerisreadingJoey'sresume.]

Chandler:

....threeyearsofmoderndancewithTwilaTharp!

FiveyearswiththeAmericanBalletTheater?

!

Joey:

Hey,everybodyliesontheirresume,okay.Iwasn'toneoftheZoomKidseither.

Phoebe:

Well,canyoudanceatall?

Joey:

Yeah,Icandance,y'know.（startstodancereally,really,reallybadly）

Chandler:

Ohno,no,no,no.

Phoebe:

（coveringhermouthinshock）What,whatisthat?

Joey:

Sure,itlooksstupidnow,there'snomusicplaying.

（phonerings）

Chandler:

Allright,Ihavetogetthat,butno-no.（answeringphone）Hello?

（listens）（happily）Hi!

Yeahlisten,I'm,I'minneedofastripperandIwastoldthatyoudothat.（listens）Letmeaskyouthis,what,whatdoyoudofortheextrahundred?

（listens）SowouldI,wouldIhavetoprovidethegrapes?

Monica:

（entering）Hi!

Phoebe:

Oh,howwaslastnightwithJulio,senorita?

Monica:

Itwassooamazing,heissosexy,andsmart,whichmakeshimevensexier.Ohgosh,Igottasoyouthis.Lastnight,wewerefoolingaroundandhestopstowriteapoem.

Joey:

Getout!

Icouldn'tstopifameteorhitme.

Chandler:

Okay,wehaveourstripper.AmissCrystalChandelier.

Joey:

Wellsure,younameakidthat,whatdoyouexpectthemtogrowuptobe?

Monica:

Anywayum,whenheleftheforgottotakethepoemwithhim.Now,Iamliketotallydenseaboutpoetry,butIthinkit'sprettygoodallright.Checkitout.（handsthemthepoem）

Joey:

（reading）TheEmptyVase.Translucentbeauty...

Chandler:

Toyourself.（finishing）Hey-hey-hey,y'knowwhatthat'sprettygood.

Monica:

Ohgood,Ithinksotoo.Pheebs?

Phoebe:

Ohyeah.

Monica:

Oh,I'msogladyouguyslikeit.Yay!

AllrightIgottagotowork.（triestotakethepoem）

Joey:

Whoa,I'mnotdone.

Monica:

Allright,justgiveitbacktomewhenyourdone.Seeyouguys.

Chandler:

Bye-bye.

（Monicaleaves）

Phoebe:

OhmyGod,ohmyGod!

PoorMonica!

Chandler:

What,what,what?

!

Phoebe:

What?

!

Hewaswithherwhenhewrotethispoem.Look,（reading）'Myvesselsoemptywithnothinginside.NowthatI'vetouchedyou,youseememptierstill.'HethinksMonicaisempty,sheistheemptyvase!

Chandler:

Youreallythinkthatiswhathemeant?

Phoebe:

Oh,totally.Oh,God,oh,sheseemedsohappytoo.

Joey:

Done.

[Scene:

Rachel'soffice,herdeskiscoveredwithstuffRosshassenther.]

Mark:

（reachingthroughtheflowers）Doyouhavethe,theRalphLaurenfile?

Rachel:

Oh,yeah,sure,it'summ...（shepicksupthisbuganditstartstoplaythethemefromLoveStory）

Mark:

Wh-what'sthat?

Ross:

It'sfromRoss,it'salovebug.

Mark:

Wow!

Somebodywantspeopletoknowyouhaveaboyfriend.

Rachel:

Ohno,no-no-no,that'snot,not,not,whatheisdoing.He'sjust,he'sjustreallyromantic.

Man:

（toRachel）Ah,excuseme,areyouRachelGreen?

Rachel:

Yes.

Man:

（beingjoinedbytherestofthebarbershopquartet）One,two,three...

Quartet:

（singing）Congratulationsonyourfirstweeka