《老友记》中英文剧本第四季第十九集Word格式文档下载.docx

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Ijust,Iwenttoausedclothesstoreandgotabunchofmaternitystuff.Thesearesooocomfortable!

Joey:

Uhh,Pheebs,thoseareuh,thoseareSantapants.

What?

Santapants.（Phoebestilldoesn’tgetit.）SantaClaus’spants.

Nuh-uh!

They’rematernitypants.Theyevencamewithalistofbabynames.（Pullsoutasheetofpaperwhichlistswho’sbeennaughtyandwho’sbeennice.）See,thesenamesaregood,andthesenamesarebad.（Finally,shefiguresitout.）Ohh.

Rachel:

（entering）Hey!

Monica:

So—Hey,Pheebs!

So,howaretheelves?

Idon’tknow!

Howarethe-the-the-the,y’know—You’reclothesaren’tfunny.

Hey,guys,what-whatshouldIweartoaKnicksgame?

Uhh,aT-shirtthatsays,"

Idon’tbelonghere."

YouhaveKnickstickets?

Yeah,mymomgotmydad’sseasonticketsinthedivorce,soshejustgavethemtome.

Yeah,apparently,they’reprettygoodseats.

Yeah.

（examiningthetickets）OhmyGod!

Thosearealmostrightonthefloor!

Doyouguyswantthese?

Yeah!

Yeahwedo!

Ohh,wellyougot‘em.

Both:

Allright!

Justgiveusourapartmentback!

Boy!

Ididn’tseethatcoming!

Areyouserious?

Oh,comeon!

Weknowwhattheseareworth.

Yeah,what,doyouthinkwe’restupid?

You’renotstupid.You’remeanerthanIthought.

Whatdoyousay?

Forgetit!

Okay,I’mnotgivingupmybachelorpadforsomebasketballseats!

You’rebachelorpad?

!

Haveyouevenhadagirluphere?

No.Butuh,Joeyhas,andIusuallytalktotheminthemorningtime.

Yeah,youdo!

CentralPerk,JoeyiswhiningtoChandleraboutthetickets.]

Comeon!

（ignoringhim）Yes,Gunther,canIgettwocupsofchino,please?

Gunther:

Goodone.

Comeon,seasontickets!

Seasontickets,doyouknowwhatthatmeans?

Okay,I’mnotgivinguptheapartment.

Ohcome—look,whenIwasakidmydad’scompanygaveseasonticketstothenumberonesalesmaneveryyear,allright?

Mydadneverwon!

Ofcourse,hewasn’tinthesalesdivision,butstill,Ineverever,everforgotthat!

（entering）Hey,guys!

（Theybothnoticehisnewlittlefriend）

Hey!

OhmyGod!

Wedon’tmakeenoughfunofyoualready?

Ohyeah,Emilyconvincedmetodoit.

YoudoknowthatWhambrokeup?

Ilikeit,andEmilylikesit,andthat’swhatcounts.Souh,howareyouguysdoing?

Oh-no,don’ttryandtalkallnormalwiththatthinginyourear.

WhereisEmily?

Ugh,she’ssayinggood-byetoheruncle.

Man,didn’tshelikejustgethere?

Easytiger.

Ijust,Ihatethissomuch!

Imean,everytimeIgopickherupattheairport,it’s-it’ssogreat.ButatthesametimeI’mthinking,"

Well,I’mgonnaberightbackthereinacoupleofdays,droppingheroff."

Sowhatareyougoingtodo?

Nothing!

There’snothingtodo!

Imean,shelivesthere,Ilivehere.Imean,she-she’dhavetouh,movehere.Sheshouldmovehere!

Icouldaskhertolivewithme!

Imean,whynot!

Imean,Imeanwhynot?

Becauseyou’veonlyknownherforsixweeks!

Okay,I’vegotacartonofmilkinmyfridgeI’vehadalongerrelationshipwith!

Lookguys,whenI’mwithherit’s-it’s-it’slikeshebringsthis-this-thisgreatsideoutofme.ImeanI-I-Iloveher,y’know?

AndIlovethemilk!

But,I’mnotgonnasomeBritishgirltomoveinwithme!

（Realizesthatmadenosense.）Joey,yousaythingsnow.

Allrightlook,Ross,he’sright.Emily’sgreat,she’sgreat!

Butthiswaytoosoon,you’reonlygonnascareher!

Idon’twanttodothat.

No!

Youdon’twanttowreckit,youdon’twanttogotofast!

Yeah,no,you’reright,Iknow,you’reright,I’mnot,I’mnotgonnadoit.Allright,thanksguys.（Getsuptoleave.）

Okay,noproblem,justremembertowakeusupbeforeyougo-go.

s,laterthatsameday.JoeyandChandlerareeatingpizza,andPhoebeistryingtoknitsomething.]

That’stoohard.Toohard!

（enteringwithRachel）Allrightboys,lastchanceforthetickets!

OrI’llgivethemtomynewboyfriend,Joshua.

Nothankyou.

Wait-wait-wait-wait!

（ToChandler）Comeon!

Comeon,let’strade!

Thetiming’sperfect,Ijustcloggedthetoilet!

Look,Iwantthosebasketballseatsasmuchasyoudo!

Okay,butwecan’tleaveinthesmallapartmentafterwe’velivedhere!

Didn’tyoueverreadFlowersforAlgernon?

Yes!

Didn’tyoueverreadSportsIllustrated?

Ididn’treadyours!

Butcomeon,wecangotothegametonight!

Look,theonlywayIwillevenconsiderthisisiftheyofferalotmorethanjustseasonseats.

It’stheKnicks!

ScrewtheKnicks!

Whoa!

Ididn’tmeanthat.Ijustmeantthattheapartmentisworthsomuchmore.

Huh.

AndtheKnicksruleall.

Yeah,theKnicksruleall!

Hey,so?

Areyougonnadoit?

No.No.We’renotgonnadothat,y’knowwhy?

Becauseitsnotaneventrade.

Allright,okay,look,whatifyoucouldkeeptheapartmentandgetthetickets?

Done!

Letmefinish.

Oh.

I’mtalkingaboutabet,winnertakesall.

Ooh,wecouldendupwithnothing.

Oryoucouldendupwitheverything.

Ooh,Ilikethat.

Allright,sowhatdoyousay?

Oh,justdoit!

Op,op,I’mconvinced!

Comeonman,youknowI’ddoitforyou!

Because,you’remybestfriend.

Allright,butyoucan’tusethatagainforawholeyear.I’min.

Ooh,thisissoexciting!

Ooh,God,whatareyougoingtobet?

Oh,okay,well,IthinkweshouldletPhoebedecide,becauseshe’stheonlywho’simpartial,andshe’ssopretty.

Okay.Umm,ooh,ooh—oh,Ihaveagame!

Okay!

Thisisgreat!

What’sthegame?

Oh,well,itdoesn’thaveaname—oh,okay,Phoebeball!

No,itdoesn’thaveaname.Umm,okay,Monica,whatisyourfavouritethingabouttrees?

They’regreen?

Good!

Fivepoints!

（Theybothrejoice;

Chandleristotallyconfused.）

Allright,Joey,samequestion.

（HelookstoChandler,whodoesn’thaveaclue.）

Uhh,they’retall.

Ooh,threepoints.Bothfineanswers,butwewerelookingforleafy,leafy.

（JoeyturnsandisangrythatChandlerdidn’tcomeupwiththeanswer.）

That’snotevenagame!

Shutup!

We’rewinning!

Youwannafinishthisrightnow?

Allright,wegetadeckofcards,highcardwins.Whatdoyousay?

Fine,let’sdoit.

Oh,Ihavecards!

Oh.

Oh,good.

Here!

（Shegrabsadeckoutofherpurse）Ohno,thesearethetrickdeck.Okay.Hereyes.Okay.

Okay,youguysuh,youguyspickfirst

Okay.

Okay.（Shepicksacard.）Four.

That’salowone!

Okay.（Joeypicksacard.）Phoebe,youlook,Ican’t.

WhatmakeyouthinkIcan?

（Shieldshereyesfromit.）

Okay.Okay.（Helooksatthecard.）Ace!

（BothJoeyandChandlerandMonicaandRacheljumpupanddownforjoy.）

Whyareyouscreamingandhugging?

Becausewewonourapartmentback!

Aceishigh!

Jack,queen,king,ace!

Aceislow!

Ace,two,three,four!

（TheyalllooktoPhoebetosettlethis.）

Idon’tknow.Ooh!

Ooh!

Lookit!

（Shefansoutthetrickdeck.）Ah-ha!

Allright,cut,let’spickagain,pickagain.

Comeonapartment!

（Picksacard.）Oh!

Iknowqueenishigh!

Uh-huh,notashighas…（picksacard）Itworked!

King!

Yeahbaby!

But,wepickagain!

Wepickagain!

Why?

Ticketsplease!

（Rachelhandsoverthetickets）That’scourtsidebaby!

Seriously,goodgamethough.Goodgame.（Hetriestocongratulatethem,buttheypullaway.）（ToChandler）Whataretheysomadabout?

Theygettheapartmentback!

Notheydidn’t!

Ross’sapartment,EmilyhaspackedasRossreturns.]

Ipackedwhileyouweregone.Ileftsomeknickersunderyourpillow.

（laughs）Moveinwithme.

Don’tbescared,I-Iknowitsoundscrazyand-andpeoplewillsayit’stoosoon,butjust-justthink,thinkhowgreatitwillbe.

Ohh,no.Ugh.Oh,leavingLondon,mywholefamilylivesthere.

Iknow.

Myjob!

Well,so,you-you’llgetajobhere!

Imean,I’malwayshearingaboutuh,themforeignerscoming