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Cupidhasflowntheco-op.

Howthehelldidwegetintothismess?

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Trustme,thisisnotastorythatmakesmenfeelbad.

Mostmenarethreatenedbysuccessfulwomen.

lfyouwanttogettheseguys,youhavetokeepyourmouthshutandplaybytherules.

ltotallybelievethatloveconquersall.

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Youweresaying?

Look,lfyou'

reasuccessfulsinglewomaninthiscity,youhave2choices:

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oh,god,Whatwashisname?

Drew.

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sright!

Listentome!

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epiphanies.

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Kurt!

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Hey,babe.

God,youlookgorgeous.

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Butyoulookgood,though.

Sodoyou.

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ttalkingtomefortherestofyourlife?

Whosaidanythingabouttalking?

Whatdoyousaytomyplace,threeo'

clock?

Alright.Seeyouthere.

Areyououtofyourmind?

Whatthehelldoyouthinkyou'

redoing?

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sresearch.

Oh,God!

Oh,Kurt!

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Alrighty.Myturn.

Oh,sorry.lhavetogobacktowork.

areyoukidding?

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Thanksalot.

Anytime.

Laterthatnight,SkipperJohnstonmetmeforcoffeeandconfessedashockingintimatesecret.

Thankyou.

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mtoonice,youknow?

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Pussy?

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