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冰河世纪1剧本

WhynotcallittheBigChillortheNippyera?

I'mjustsaying,howdoweknowit'saniceage?

Becauseofalltheice.

Well,thingsjustgotalittlechillier.

Help.Help.

Comeon,kids,let'sgo.Thetraffic'smoving.

But,but,but,Dad.

Nobuts.Youcanplayextinctionlater.

OK.Comeon,guys.

So,where'sEddie?

Hesaidhewasonthevergeofanevolutionarybreakthrough.

Really?

I'mflying.

Somebreakthrough.

-Lookout.-You'regoingthewrongway.

Crazymammoth.

Dotheworldafavor.Moveyourissuesofftheroad.

Ifmytrunkwasthatsmall,Iwouldn'tdrawattentiontomyself,pal.

Givemeabreak.We'vebeenwaddlingallday.

Goahead.Followthecrowd.

It'llbequieterwhenyou'regone.

Comeon.Ifhewantstofreezetodeath,lethim.

I'mup.I'mup.

Riseandshine,everybody.Huh?

Zak?

Marshall?

Bertie?

UncleFungus?

Whereiseverybody?

Comeon,guys,we'regonnamissthemigration.

Theyleftwithoutme.Theydothiseveryyear.

Why?

Doesn'tanyoneloveme?

Isn'tthereanyonewhocaresaboutSidtheSloth?

Allright,I'lljustgobymyself.

Sick.

Widebody,curbitnexttime.

Oh,jeez.Yuck.

Ican'tbelieveit.Freshwildgreens.Frank,wheredidyouever...?

-Goahead.Digin.-Adandelion.

-Ithoughtthefrostwiped'emallout.-Allbutone.

Itmakesmeso...Iwanna...Yuck.

Thishasdefinitelynotbeenmyday.YouknowwhatI'msaying,buddy?

Whatamess.Yourhinoshavetinybrains.Didyouknowthat?

It'sjustafact.Nooffense.Youprobablydidn'tevenknowwhatI'mtalkingabout.

Adandelion.Mustbethelastoneoftheseason.

-Carl.-Easy,Frank.

Heruinedoursalad.

Mymistake.Thatwasmymistake.Letme...

No,no,seriously,letmetakecareofthis.Whatisthis?

Pinecones.Oh,mygoodness.They'remyfavorite.

Delicious.That'sgoodeating.

Butdon'tletmehogthemallup.Here,youhavesome.

Tasty,isn'tit?

"BONAPPITITE（法语）."

Now?

-JustpretendthatI'mnothere.-Iwantedtohithimatfullspeed.

-That'sOK.We'llhavesomefunwithhim.-Don'tletthemimpaleme.Iwannalive.

-Getoffme.-Comeon,you'remakingascene.

We'lljusttakeourfurrypinataandgo.

Ifit'snotthemtoday,it'ssomeoneelsetomorrow.

Well,I'dratheritnotbetoday.OK?

We'llbreakyournecksoyoudon'tfeelathing.

Waitaminute.Ithoughtrhinoswerevegetarians.

-Anexcellentpoint.-Shutup.

Whosayswe'regonnaeathimafterwekillhim?

Idon'tlikeanimalsthatkillforpleasure.

-Saveitforamammalthatcares.-I'mamammalthatcares.

OK,ifeitherofyoumakeitacrossthatsinkholeinfrontofya,yougetthesloth.

That'sright,youlosers.Youtakeonestepandyou'redead.

-Youwerebluffing,huh?

-Yeah.Yeah,thatwasabluff.

Gethim.

Adandelion?

Wedidit.

-Youhavebeautifuleyes.-Getoffmyface.

Whoa,wemakeagreatteam.Whatdoyousayweheadsouthtogether?

Great.Jumponmybackandrelaxthewholeway.

-Wow,really?

-No.

Wait,aren'tyougoingsouth?

Thechangeofseasons,migrationinstincts.

-Anyofthisa-ringingabell?

-Iguessnot.Bye.

OK,then.Thanksforthehelp.Icantakeitfromhere.

Youovergrownweasel.Waittillwegetdownthere.

Thatsouththingiswayoverrated.Theheat,thecrowds-whoneedsit?

Isn'tthisgreat?

Youandme,twobachelorsknockingaboutinthewild.

No,youjustwantabodyguardsoyoudon'tbecomesomebody'ssidedish.

You'reaveryshrewdmammal.

OK,leadtheway,MrBig...Didn'tgetthename.

-Manfred.-Manfred?

Yuck.

HowaboutMannytheMoodyMammoth?

OrMannytheMelancholy...Mannythe...

Stopfollowingme.

OK,soyou'vegotissues.Youwon'tevenknowI'mhere.I'lljustzipthelip.

Lookatthecutelittlebaby,Diego.

-lsn'titnicehe'llbejoiningusforbreakfast?

-Itwouldn'tbebreakfastwithouthim.

Especiallysincehisdaddywipedouthalfourpackandwearsourskintokeepwarm.

Aneyeforaneye,don'tyouthink?

Let'sshowhimwhathappenswhenhemesseswithsabers.

Alertthetroops.Weattackatdawn.

And,Diego,bringmethatbabyalive.

IfI'mgonnaenjoymyrevenge,Iwantittobefresh.

Phew.I'mwipedout.

-That'syourshelter?

-You'reabigguy.Yougotalottawood.

-I'malittleguy.-Yougothalfastick.

Butwithmylittlestickandmyhighlyevolvedbrain,Ishallcreatefire.

Fascinating.

We'llseeifbrainstriumphoverbrawntonight.Now,won'twe?

ThinkIsawaspark.

AnychanceIcouldsqueezeintherewithyou,Manny,ol'pal?

Isn'ttheresomeoneelseyoucanannoy?

Friends?

Family?

Poisonousreptiles?

Myfamilyabandonedme.Theyjustkindamigratedwithoutme.

Youshouldseewhattheydidlastyear.

Theywokeupearlyandtiedmyhandsandfeet

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andtheygaggedmewithafieldmouse,

coveredtheirtracks,wentthroughwatersoI'dlosetheirscent,

and...whoneeds'em,anyway?

Sowhataboutyou?

Youhavefamily?

OK,you'retired.Isee.We'lltalkmoreinthemorning.

Manfred?

Manfred?

Couldyouscoochoveradrop?

Comeon.Nobodyfallsasleepthatfast.

Manny

There'sDiego.Fallback.

-Where'sthebaby?

-Ilostitoverthefalls.

Youlostit?

-Iwantthatbaby,Diego.-I'llgetit.

You'dbetter,unlessyouwanttoserveasareplacement.

We'llgouptoHalfPeak.Meetusthere.

Ithadbetterbealive.

Canwetrustyouwiththat,Diego?

Let'sgo.

Shepickedahairoffmyshoulderandsays,"lfyouhaveanextramatingdance,

atleastpickafemalewiththesamecolorpelt."

Ithought"Whoa.She'sgonnagoprayingmantisonme."

Ifyoufindamate,youshouldbeloyal.Inyourcase,grateful.

-Nowgetawayfromme.-Ithinkmatingforlifeisstupid.

There'splentyofSidtogoaround.

Manny?

Lookatthat.He'sOK.

She'sgone.

-Manny,areyouforgettingsomething?

-No.

-Butyoujustsavedhim.-I'mtryingtogetridofthelastthingIsaved.

Butyoucan'tleavehimhere.

Look,there'ssmoke.That'shisherdrightupthehill.

-Weshouldreturnhim.-Let'sgetthisstraight.Thereisno"we."

Thereneverwasa"we."Infact,withoutme,therewouldn'tevenbea"you."

-Justupthehill.-Listenverycarefully:

I'mnotgoing.

-Fine,beajerk.I'lltakecareofhim.-Yeah,that'sgood.

Youcan'teventakecareofyourself.This,Igottasee.

I'llreturnyou.Wedon'tneedthatmeany-weenymammoth,dowe?

No,wedon't.

You'reanembarrassmenttonature.Doyouknowthat?

Thisiscake.I'mfine,I'mfine.

I'mgonnadie.

Manny.

-Thatpinkthingismine.-No.Actually,thatpinkthingbelongstous.

"Us"?

Youtwoareabitofanoddcouple.

Thereisno"us."

Isee.Can'thaveoneofyourown,soyouwanttoadopt.

Look,I'msorrytointerruptyoursnack,butwegottago.

Thebaby?

Please.Iwasreturninghimtohisherd.

Oh,yeah.Nicetry,bucktooth.

-Callingmealiar?

-Ididn'tsaythat.

Youwerethinkingit.

Idon'tlikethiscat.Hereadsminds.

-Name'sDiego,friend.-Manfred,andI'mnotyourfriend.

Fine,Manfred.Ifyou'relookingforthehumans,you'rewastingyourtime.Theyleft.

Thanksfortheadvice.Nowbeatit.

I'llhelpyoubringittoitsherd,butleavemealoneafterthat.

-OK.OK,deal.What'syourproblem?

-Youaremyproblem.

Ithinkyou'restressed,soyoueattoomuch.It'shardtogetfatonavegandiet.

I'mnotfat.It'sallthisfur.Itmakesmelookpoofy.

Allright,youhavefathair.Butwhenyou'rereadytotalk,I'mhere.

Whatareyoudoing?

Justdropitontheledge.

-Weshouldmakesuretheyfoundhim.-Goodidea.

No,no.Wait,wait,wait,wait.

Don'tspearme.

-Thisisaproblem.-Nowwhat?

That'sperfect.

-Itoldyoutheyweregone.-Lookwhoitis.

Don'tyouhavesomepooranimaltodisembowel?

Theycouldn'tbefar.Imean,theywentthisway,orthisway?

Youdon'tknowmuchabouttracking,doyou?

I'masloth.Iseeatree,eataleaf.That'smytracking.

Youdidn'tmissthembymuch.

It'sstillgreen.Theyheadednorthtwohoursago.

It'sstillgreen.Theyheadednorthtwohoursago.

Youdon'tneedthisaggravation.

Givemethebaby.Icantrackhumansdownalotfasterthanyou.

Andyou'rejustagoodcitizenhelpingout?

-Ijustknowwherethehumansaregoing.-GlacierPass.

Everybodyknowstheyhaveasettlementontheotherside.

Unlessyouknowhowtotrack,you'llneverreachthembeforesnowclosesthepass.

Whichshouldbe,like,tomorrow.

So,youcangivethatbabytome,orgogetlostinablizzard.It'syourchoice.

Here'syourlittlebundleofjoy.We'rereturningittothehumans.

Thebig,badtigey-wigeygetsleftbehind.Poortigey-wigey.

Sid,tigey-wigeyisgonnaleadtheway.

Manny,canItalktoyouforasecond?

No.Thesoonerwefindthehumans,thesoonerIgetridofMrStinkyDrool-Face,

andthebaby,too.

Youwon'talwayshaveJumboaroundtoprotectyou.

Andwhenthatdaycomes,Isuggestyouwatchyourback,cosI'llbechewingonit.

Nier-tracker.Upfront,whereIcanseeyou

Helpme.

Yougottamakeitstop.Ican'ttakeitanymore.

-I'veeatenthingsthatcomplainedless.-Hewon'tstopsquirming.

-Watchitshead.-Putitdown.

Jeez,"pickhimup,puthimdown..."

-ltsnoseisdry.-Thatmeanssomething'swrongwithit.

-Someoneshouldlickit.Justincase.-I'lldoit.

-He'swearingoneofthosebabythingies.-So?

Soifhepoops,wheredoesitgo?

-Humansaredisgusting.-OK,you.Checkforpoop.

-WhyamIthepoop-checker?

-Returninghimwasyouridea,

you'resmallandinsignificant,andI'llpummelyouifyoudon't.

-Whyelse?

-Now,Sid.

Imean,mygoodness.Lookout.Comingthrough.

-Watchout.-Stopwavingthatthingaround.

I'mgonnaslip.

It'sclean.Gotya!

Willyoucutitout?

Dothatagain.Helikesit.

It'smakingmefeelbettertoo.

Here,youholdit.

Turnhimtowardsme.

Whereisthebaby?

Thereheis.

Whereisthebaby?

Thereheis.

Stopit.You'rescaringhim.

-Ibethe'shun