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绝望的主妇剧本
1X21:
SUNDAYINTHEPARKWITHGEORGE
OriginalAirdateonABC:
08-MAY-2005
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MaryAliceVoiceover:
PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives-
[INT:
MayerHouse-Kitchen-Day]
(SophieandSusanaremakingdinner.)
Sophie:
IleftMorty.
(Susanturnsaroundshockedatwhathermothersaid.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Susan'smotherleftquiteanimpression.
[EXT:
CarParkofMorty'sRestaurant-Day]
(SusanturnsaroundtolookouttherestaurantwindowathermotherandMorty'sattemptatreconciliation-whereSophieendsupbitinghimonthearm.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Breemadeasecretcommitment.
[INTharmacy-Day]
George:
He'snotgoingtoletusbefriends.
Bree:
WhosayshehastoknowhowIspendmyfreetime?
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Gabriellemadeadiscovery.
[INT:
SolisHouse-Bathroom-Day]
(Gabriellehitsherbirthcontrolpillsandfindsthey'vebeentamperedwith.)
[EXT:
SolisHouse-Garden-Day]
(GabriellewalksuptoCarlosandslapshimacrosstheface.)
Gabrielle:
Iampregnantanditisallyourfault.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Tommadeamistake.
[INTeterson's-Tom'sOffice-Day]
(Tomisintheveryawkwardsituationofhavinghisjealouswifewatchinghimwithhisplayfulex-girlfriend.)
[INT:
ScavoHouse-Kitchen-Night]
Lynette:
Youhiredyouroldgirlfriendandyoudidn'ttellmeforthreemonths?
MaryAliceVoiceover:
AndSusanmadeanappointment.
[INT:
MayerHouse-DrawingBoard-Day]
(SusanflicksthroughtheYellowPages.)
[INT:
HaftsDetectiveAgency-Day]
Susan:
Doyouthinkyoucanhelpme?
PI:
Asamatteroffact,IknowIcan.
EndofRecap
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[INT:
MayerHouse-Sophie'sBedroom-Night]
(Sophieissatcrossleggedonachairinherbedroomthinkingaboutthepast.She'slookingatheroldengagementringswhicharekeptinaboxandshelooksverysad.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Whenshewasyounger,SophieBremnerwasahopelessromantic.Shewasalsohopelesslyna飗e,whichwashowshecametobemarriedfourtimes.
[INT:
Casino-Night]
(AsmartlydressedmanslidesanengagementringacrossthetabletoayoungSophiewithlongstraighthairwhohasherbacktous.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Thefirsttimetoamanwholikedtogamble.
[INT:
Bar-Night]
(AmandressedinatackybluesuitslidesanengagementringacrossthebartoayoungSophiewithshortcurlyhair,andthentakesadrink.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Thesecondtimetoamanwholikedtodrink.
[INT:
Restaurant-Night]
(Amanwithlongblondhairandamoustache,dressedinabrightshirtopentothechestwhichrevealsagoldmedallionslidesanengagementringacrossthetabletoayoungSophiewithveryshorthairandgivesherahugesmile.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Thethirdtimetoamanwholikedothermen.
[INT:
Bar-Night]
(Ex-husbandnumber2slidesanengagementringacrossthebartoayoungSophiewithlongcurlyhair,andthentakesadrink.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Andthefourthtimetothesamemanshemarriedthesecondtime.
[INT:
MayerHouse-Sophie'sBedroom-Night]
(Sophiesadlytoucheshercollectionofengagementrings.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Yes,Sophiewastiredofhavingherheartbroken.Soshedecidedshewouldnevergetmarriedagain.
(Sophieclosesthelidontheboxofrings.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Andthenonenight-
Morty:
(offscreen)Sophie!
MaryAliceVoiceover:
-shehadvisitor.
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[EXT:
WisteriaLane-OutsideMayerHouse-Night]
(MortyisstandingintheMayerGardenshoutingatthehouse.)
Morty:
Sophie!
[INT:
MayerHouse-Sophie'sBedroom-Night]
(Sophiegoestothewindowtoseewhatsgoingon.)
[EXT:
WisteriaLane-OutsideMayerHouse-Night]
(Susanopensthedoor,confusedbywhatshappening.)
Susan:
Morty?
Whatareyoudoing?
Morty:
IneedtotalktoSophie..
Susan:
NOW?
Areyoudrunk?
Morty:
Justalittlebit.
(SusanushersMortyinside.)
Morty:
Howareyou?
[INT:
MayerHouse-Sophie'sBedroom-Night]
(Sophieisstillatthewindow.Shebitesherlipwonderingwhat'sgoingon.Weseehercreepdownstairstolisteninontheconversation.)
[INT:
MayerHouse-LivingRoom-Night]
Morty:
I'vegottospeaktoSophie.
Susan:
Areyoucrazy?
It'soneo'clockinthemorning.She'ssleeping.
Morty:
I'mgonnaaskhertomarryme.
Susan:
What?
Morty:
IthoughtIcouldbehappy.Therestaurantisstartingtomakemoney.Ijustboughtanewjetski.Mycholesterolisdown.Butnoneofitisanyfunwithouther.
(ShotsofSophielisteningatthedoor,herfacelightsupatwhathesays.)
Susan:
Ah,Morty.Ijustdon'tthinkit'sgoingtohappen.She'smovedon.Whydon'tyousitdown,I'llcallyouacab.
(Sophieentersintotheroom.)
Morty:
Sophie.
Sophie:
(quietlyreprimandinghim)Yourdoctortoldyounottodrink.
Morty:
Well,therearetimeswhenyouneedliquidcourage.
(Mortyhandshertheengagementring.Sophiegushesoverit,thenrecognisesitandherfacefalls.)
Sophie:
DidthisringbelongtoDelores?
Susan:
Yougaveheryourdeadwife'sring?
Morty:
(toSusan)It'sathreecaratdiamond.Sheshouldn'tcareifit'sused.
Morty:
(toSophie)Sowhatdoyousay,Soph?
Sophie:
Alright.
Morty:
(excited)Really?
!
Susan:
(can'tbelieveit)Really?
?
?
!
!
!
!
Sophie:
Yeah.
(MortygoestohugSophie,butshestopshim.)
Sophie:
(whispers)Butyou'vegottodoitofficially,youknow.
(Sophiepointsdown,sothathe'llgetdownononeknee.)
Morty:
Oh!
Oh,um.
(MortylookstoSusanforhelp-he'sgettingonabitandneedshelpgettingdownononeknee-Susanprovidesacushionforhiskneeandsomethingtoleanonashegoesdown.)
Morty:
Sophie,willyoudomethehonourofmarryingme?
(AllthroughthisSophieissmilingdownathim.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
SophieBremnerwasstillahopelessromantic-
Sophie:
Ononecondition.TomorrowwetradethisinforaringofmyownandIwantabiggerdiamondthanDeloresgot.
(MortylooksatSusanbehindhim-thinkingwhathaveIletmyselfinfor.Susanjustsmilesbackathim.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
-butshewasnolongerna飗e.
(Whilethehappycouplegazehappilyateachother,Susanhasalookonherfacethatshowssheclearlythinkstheyarecrazy.)
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OpeningCredits
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(shotsofthevariouscouple'sweddingphotos)
[PaulandMaryAliceYoung'sweddingphoto]
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Marriageisasimpleconcept.
[BreeandRexVanDerKamp'sweddingphoto]
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Basicallyitisacontractbetweentwopeople-
[LynetteandTomScavo'sweddingphoto]
MaryAliceVoiceover:
-Thatbindsthemtogetherforlife-
[GabrielleandCarlosSolis'weddingphoto]
MaryAliceVoiceover:
-Inthehopesthattheycanlivehappilyeverafter.
[INT:
SolisHouse-LivingRoom-Day]
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Sadlysomecontracts-
(Theshotpansoutandweseeaplatesmashagainstthewall,andCarlosducksfromtheshards.)
MaryAliceVoiceover:
-aremeanttobebroken.
(WeseeGabriellegettingreadytohurlanotherplateinCarlos'direction.)
Carlos:
Ididn'tmesswithyourbirthcontrol.
Gabrielle:
Oh,really?
!
Carlos:
Really!
(GabrielleputstheplatedownandshowsCarlosthetamperedwithpillpacket.)
Gabrielle:
Look!
It'sbeenpulledapartandgluedbacktogether.
Carlos:
It'sprobablyamanufacturingdefect.
Gabrielle:
Youcanstillseethegluemarks!
Carlos:
I'mtellingyouIdidn'tdoit.
Gabrielle:
Don'tinsultme,Carlos!
You'vebeenwhiningaboutwantingababyformonths.Whoelsecouldithavebeen?
Carlos:
Oh?
I?
(hasabrainwaveandseesawaytogetoutofthebadsituation)Oh,No.
Gabrielle:
What?
Carlos:
Mama!
Gabrielle:
Oh,please!
Carlos:
It'spossible.Youbuythatstuffinbulk,sixmonthsatatime,right?
Gabrielle:
Yeah,so?
Carlos:
BeforetheaccidentItoldherhowmuchIwantedachild.Andshesaidthatshewouldtakecareofit.Ijustthoughtthatshewouldtalktoyou.Baby,Iamsosorry.
(cuedramaticmusicwhilewepauseforasecond-willGabriellebuyhisexcuseornot?
)
Gabrielle:
ThatBitch!
Ican'tbelieveher!
Carlos:
Ilovedher,butevenIhadissuessometimes.Shecouldbeverycontrolling.
Gabrielle:
Reachingoutfromthegravetoscrewwithme.God,she'sgood.
Carlos:
Whereareyougoing?
Gabrielle:
IfeelawaveofmorningsicknesscomingonandIwanttobestandingonyourmother'sgravewhenithits.
(Gabrielleputsonhersunglassesandwalksoutofthehouse.Carlossighswithreliefandfallsbackwardsontothesofa.)
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[INT:
ScavoHouse-Kitchen-Day]
(Lynetteisfeedingthebabyandislookingcompletelybedraggled.Tomisfusingaboutgettingreadyforwork.)
Tom:
Honey,I'mgoingtobelatehometonight.Petersonwantstotakeabunchofusoutfordrinks.
Lynette:
Oh,that'sfine.Iwantedtotalktoyouaboutsomething.
Tom:
What?
(Carhonksoutside.)
Lynette:
That'syourcarpool.You'vegottogo,nevermind.
Tom:
Lynette,whatisit?
Lynette:
It'snothing.
Tom:
Okay.
Lynette:
It'sjust-
(Tomisabouttoescapewithoutthetalkbutstays.)
Lynette:
Wehaven'thadsexintendays.Andthelongestwe'veevergonebeforeisnine.
(Carhonksimpatientlyoutside.)
Tom:
Areyousure?
(glancesatthedoor)Didn'twedoitlastThursday?
Lynette:
Westartedtobutthen*huh*youfellasl