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Friends英伦笔记218TheOneWhereDrRemoreDies
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[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'sapartment.EveryoneexceptRossistherewatchingDaysofOurLives.]
AMBER:
OhDrake.
DR.REMORE:
I'msorryAmber.It'sjustlikeBradtohavetohavethelastword.
[Rossenters]
ROSS:
I'msorryI'mlate,whathappened?
MONICA:
We,wejustwannaseetheend.
AMBER:
IwantyouDrake.
DR.REMORE:
IknowyoudobutyouandIcanneverbetogetherthatway.
AMBER:
What?
DR.REMORE:
There'ssomethingInevertoldyouAmber.I'mactuallyyourhalf-brother.
[Everyonegasps.Theshowends.]
RACHEL:
Sowhathappensnext?
JOEY:
Well,Igetthemedicalawardforseparatingthesiamesetwins.ThenAmberandIgotoVenezuelatomeetourotherhalf-brother,Ramone.Andthat'swhereIfindtheworld'sbiggestemerald.It'sreallybigbutit'scursed.
siamesetwins:
oneoftwopeoplewhoarebornjoinedtoeachother-sometimesconsideredoffensive
CHANDLER:
GodthatisgoodTV.
OPENINGTITLES
[Scene:
ChandlerandEddie'sapartment.ChandlerisatthefoosballtabletryingtogetPhoebetoplayagamewithhim.]
CHANDLER:
Phoebs,playwithmeeee.
PHOEBE:
No.Thisgameisgrotesque.Twentyarmlessguysjoinedatthewaistbyasteelbar,forcedtoplaysoccerforever.Ahh,hello,human-rightsviolation.
CHANDLER:
YaknowPhoebs,don'tfeelsobadfor'em.Afterthey'redoneplaying,Ibreakoutthelittleplasticwomenandeverybodyhasaprettygoodtime.
PHOEBE:
Whydon'tyouplaywithyourroommate?
CHANDLER:
Ahhe'sa,he'snotabigfanoffoosball.
PHOEBE:
Uhoh,ooh,arewenotgettingalongwiththenewboy?
CHANDLER:
Nohe's,he'salright,justuh,hespendsmostofhistimeinhisroom.
PHOEBE:
Maybethat'sbecauseyouhaven'ttakenthetimetogettoknowhim.Let'sremedythat,shallwe?
CHANDLER:
Wedon'tneedtoremedythat.
PHOEBE:
Ohyeah,it'llbefun.[throwsatennisballatEddie'sbedroomdoor]
EDDIE:
Whatwasthat?
PHOEBE:
Hi,um,Ijustthoughtthatitwouldbefunifthethreeofushadsomebeersandgottoknoweachother.
EDDIE:
Yeahalright,thatsoundsalright.
PHOEBE:
Ohgood,ok.Ohnooo,IhavetogobecauseI'mlateformyum,GreenEggsandHamdiscussiongroup.Umtonightit'swhyhewouldnoteatthemonatrain.Havefunbye.
CHANDLER:
Thatwassolame.
PHOEBE:
Iknow,yeah.Ok,talktohim.[leaves]
CHANDLER:
So,youuh,youthinkthatSpeedRacerguygetsalotofticketser?
[Scene:
ChandlerandEddie'sapartment.ChandlerandEddiearetalking.]
EDDIE:
That'sgood,that'sgood.So,so,sowhobrokeupwithwho?
CHANDLER:
What'reyoukidding?
Ibrokeupwithher.SheactuallythoughtthatSeanPennwasthecapitalofCambodia.
EDDIE:
That'sgoodman,wheneverybodyknowsthattheuh,thecapitalofCambodiaisuh...
CHANDLER:
Wellit'snotSeanPenn.
EDDIE:
NotSeanPenn.Alright,I,I'vegotafunnyone,alright.MylastgirlfriendTilly.Ok,we'reeatingbreakfast,right,andImadeallthesepancakes,therewaslike50pancakesright.Andallofthesuddensheturnstome,alright,andshesays,'Eddie.'Isay,'yeah,'shesays,'Eddie,Idon'twanttoseeyouanymore.'Anditwasliterallylikeshehadreachedintomychest,rippedoutmyheart,andsmeareditallovermylife,yaknow.Andnowthere'slikethisincredibleabyss,yaknow,andI'mfallingandIkeepfallingandIdon'tthinkI'mevergonnastop.[finisheslaughing]Thatuh,wasn'tsuchafunnystory,wasit?
[Scene:
CentralPerk.Phoebeissinging.Monica,Richard,Ross,andRachelarelistening.]
PHOEBE:
AndacrustyoldmansaidI'lldowhatIcanandtherestoftheratsplayedmoroccas.That'sit,thanks,goodnight.
RICHARD:
Phoebe'sgotanotherjob,right?
RACHEL:
GreatsettonightPhoebs.
PHOEBE:
Iknow.
ROSS:
Well,weshouldprobablygetgoing.
RICHARD:
Um,weshouldgotoo,Igotpatientsat8inthemoring.
MONICA:
Yaknow,Iwasthinking.Yaknowhowwealwaysstayatyourapartment?
Well,Ithoughtmaybetonightwe'dstayatmyplace.
RICHARD:
Idon'tknow,Idon'thavemyjammies.
MONICA:
Well,maybeyoudon'tneedthem.
ROSS:
Mybabysister,ladiesandgentlemen.
MONICA:
Shutup,I'mhappy.
PHOEBE:
Oh,thisissonice.AlrightIhavetomakeaspeech.IjustwannasaythatofalltheguysthatMonicahasbeenwith,andthatisalot,Ilikeyouthebest.
RICHARD:
Oh,thankyouPhoebs.That'sverysweet.
PHOEBE:
Ok.
RICHARD:
Hearthat?
Shelikesmebest,andapparentlythere'vebeenalot.
MONICA:
Notalot,Phoebe'skidding,Phoebe'scrazy.
RACHEL:
Phoebe'sdead.
[Scene:
ChandlerandEddie'sapartment.Chandleristhere.There'saknockatthedoor.Heanswersittoseeayoungwomanholdingafishtank.]
fishtank:
TILLY:
Hi.
CHANDLER:
Hi.
TILLY:
I'mlookingforEddieMinowick.
CHANDLER:
Oh,uh,he'snothererightnow,uh,I'mChandler,canItakeamessage,or,orafishtank?
TILLY:
Thanks.
CHANDLER:
Oh,oh,c'monin.
TILLY:
I'mTilly.
CHANDLER:
Oh.
TILLY:
Igatherbythatohthathetoldyouaboutme.
CHANDLER:
Ohyeah,youruh,namecameupinauh,conversationthatterrifiedmetomyverysoul.
TILLY:
He'skindofintensehuh?
CHANDLER:
Yes.Hey,canIaskyou,isEddiealittle...
EDDIE:
[walksaroundcorner]Alittlewhat?
CHANDLER:
Bitcountry?
C'moninhereyouroomie.
【country：
不是很确定，可能是说看起来象村里来的，不象个城市人】
EDDIE:
HelloTilly.
TILLY:
Eddie,Ijustcamebytodropoffyourtank.
EDDIE:
That'sverythoughtfulofyou.It'sverythougtful.
TILLY:
Well,okthen.I'mgonnago.Bye.
EDDIE:
Bye-bye.
CHANDLER:
Bye.
[Tillyleaves]
CHANDLER:
So,wegettin'afish?
EDDIE:
Youhadsexwithherdidn'tyou?
[Scene:
CentralPerk.JoeyenterswithseveralmagazinesandrunsuptoPhoebe.]
JOEY:
Phoebs,checkitout,checkitout,checkitout,checkitout.
PHOEBE:
Oh,ooh,SoapOperaDigest,ohthat'soneofmyfavoritedigests.
JOEY:
Page42,page42,page42.
PHOEBE:
Ok,ok,ok.Ooh,hey'newdocontheblock,DaysofOurLives'JoeyTribbiani.'Ooh,coolpicture.
JOEY:
Ooh,Ilookgood.
PHOEBE:
Heyisthistrue,thatyouwritealotofyourownlines?
JOEY:
Uh,well,kindayeah.Like,rememberlastweekwhenAlexwasintheaccident?
Wellthelineinthescriptwas,'Ifwedon'tgetthiswomantoahospital,she'sgoingtodie.'ButImadeit,'Ifthiswomandoesn'tgettoahospital,she'snotgonnalive.'
PHOEBE:
Ohh,ok,Iseewhatyoudidthere.Aren'tyouafraidthough,thatthewritersaregonnabekindamadwhentheyreadthis?
JOEY:
Huh?
Neverreallythoughtaboutthewriters.Thescriptsjustkindacometomyhouse.Butyouknowwhat?
Thismakesmelookgood,whichmakestheshowlookgood,whichmakesthewriterslookgoodsohowcouldtheybemadaboutthat?
[Scene:
Atawriter'sdesk.ThewriterisworkingonascriptforDaysofOurLives.]
WRITER:
Makesupmostofhislines.Son-of-a-.Yeah,well,writethisjerkweed.
[Scene:
Joey'sapartment.Thenextscriptisbeingdelivered.]
JOEY:
Ifalldownanelevatorshaft?
Whatthehelldoesthismean,Ifalldownanelevatorshaft?
elevatorshaft:
DELIVERYGUY:
Uhh,Idon'tknow,Ijustbringthescripts.
JOEY:
Theycan'tkillme,I'mFrancesca'slonglostson.
DELIVERYGUY:
Right.Couldyousignthis?
JOEY:
No.Noway,I'mnotsigningthat.
DELIVERYGUY:
Idon'tthinkthat'sgonnaaffecttheplotoftheshow.
JOEY:
Howcantheydothistome?
DELIVERYGUY:
Er,uh,I'mjustgonnago.Sorry.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Monica,Richard,Ross,andRachelarereturning.]
MONICA:
Wellitwasn'tthatmanyguys.Imean,ifyouconsiderhowmanyguysthereactuallyare,it'saverysmallpercentage.
RACHEL:
Hey,it'snotthatbigadeal,Iwasjustcurious.
ROSS:
G'night.
RICHARD:
NightRichard.GoodluckMon.
MONICA:
Alright,beforeItellyou,uh,whydon'tyoutellmehowmanywomenyou'vebeenwith.
RICHARD:
Two.
MONICA:
Two?
TWO?
Howisthatpossible?
Imean,haveyouseenyou?
RICHARD:
Well,ImeanwhatcanIsay?
I,IwasmarriedtoBarbarafor30years.Shewasmyhighschoolsweetheart,nowyou,that'stwo.
MONICA:
Twoitis.Ok,timeforbed,I'mgonnagobrushmyteeth.[goesinthebathroom]
RICHARD:
Woah,woah,nowaitaminutenow.C'monit'syourturn.Ohc'mon.Yaknow,Idon'tneedtheactualnumber,justaballpark.
MONICA:
Ok,itisdefinitelylessthanaballpark.
ballpark:
1.afieldforplayingbaseballwithseatsforwatchingthegame
2.inthe（right）ballpark
closetotheamount,priceetcthatyouwantorarethinkingabout
Theirestimateisintherightballpark
【ballpark意思是“大概的”，“篮球场”，Richard说"只要大概的就可以了",而monica却说“那肯定少于一个篮球场”，从这个数量级别看来，Monica的boyfriend还真不少】
[Rachel'sbedroom]
RACHEL:
Wow,IamsogladI'mnotMonicarightnow.
ROSS:
Tellmeaboutit.Sowhat,what'syourmagicnumber?
RACHEL:
Uhhhooo.
ROSS:
C'mon,youknoweveryoneI'vebeenwith.All,bothofthem.
RACHEL:
Well,there'syou.
ROSS:
Betternotbedoin'theseinorder.
RACHEL:
Ok,uh,BillyDreskin,PeteCarney,Barry,anduh,oh,Paolo.
ROSS:
Ohyes,theweeniefromTorrini.
RACHEL:
Ohhoney,areyoujealousofPaolo?
Oh,c'mon,I'msomuchhappierwithyouthanIeverwaswithhim.
ROSS:
Really?
RACHEL:
Ohplease.ThatPaolothingwasbarelyarelationship.Allitreallywaswasjust,yaknow,meaninglessanimalsex.Ok,yaknow,thatsoundedsoooomuchbetterinmyhead.
[Scene:
ChandlerandEddie'sapartment.]
CHANDLER:
Eddie,Ididn'tsleepwithyourex-girlfriend.
EDDIE:
That'sveryinteresting,yaknow,'causethat'sexactlywhatsomeonewhosleptwithherwouldsay.
CHANDLER:
Thisisnuts.Thisiscrazy.Shecameoverforliketwominutes,droppedoffafishtank,andleft,endofstory.
EDDIE:
Where'
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