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comesfromtheSanskritphraseadhomukhashvanasana.

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for"Buttsupandheadsdown."

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Iusedthe...

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Andfeelfreetohonkduringtheboringparts.

I'mdoingsomeexperimentstoshow

thatthesignaltomoveamuscleoccurs

beforeyouknowyouevendecidedtomoveit.

W...Soyou'reattemptingtopinpoint

whereconsciousnessresidesinthebrain.

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andtheattosecond,preciselywhereandwhen

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Gentlemen,themostinterestingthing

justhappenedwiththisspoon.

Unlessitwassinging"BeOurGuest,"Idoubtit.

Unlessitwassinging"BeOurGuest,"Idoubtit.

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whendidIdecidetopickitup?

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Youdidn'tgetanyfood.

Hedoesraiseaninterestingpoint.

Amyisstudyingthetimelagbetweenintentandawareness,

andIrealizedthatapplies

tothemeasurementprobleminquantummechanics.

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betweenmesayingthatandyouGooglingwhatitmeans,

soI'llwait.

Iunderstandit,Sheldon.

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I'msorry,Ispaced.

Arewestilltalkingaboutthespoon?

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Well,don'tgetmewrong.

Neurobiology'snothingmorethanthescience

ofgraysquishystuff.

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gasuptheFord,Martha,we'regoingforadrive.

SodidyouconfrontJennifer?

Iwasgoingto,butshecalledinsick.

Andguesswhoelsecalledinsick.

-Paul.-Paul.

Who'sPaul?

Oh,youmethimattheofficeChristmasparty.

He'smarriedtoNancy.

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Don'tworry,Jerrywon'tbefooled

bythattypeofbehavior.

Jerry?

Itdidn'tworkforRandy,itdidn'tworkforTina,

itsureashellisn'tgonnaworkforJennifer.

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Ijusthatewhenpeopleplaythosekindsofgames.

Tina?

Withyoursalesrecord,youhavenothingtoworryabout.

IwenttoyourofficeChristmasparty?

Youknow,Ilikeharplessons,

butI'mthinkingofswitchingtoelevatorrepairlessons.

Whatareyouworkingon?

Iwasthinkingaboutyourexperiment

ontheneuroscienceofdecisionmaking,

andIrealized,

ifweconnectittothemeasurementprobleminquantummechanics,

wehaveachancetodisprovetheroleofconsciousness

wehaveachancetodisprovetheroleofconsciousness

intheCopenhagenInterpretation.

Wait,areyousayingifwecombinemyexperiment

withyourcalculations,

wecandeterminetheprecisemomentintime

whenthewavefunctioncollapses?

Itcouldbethemostinspiredcombination

sinceImixedredIceeintomyblueIcee.

Itwaslikedrinking2/7oftherainbow.

Sheldon,thisisreallyinteresting.

Yeah,andthisonewon'tstainmyteethpurple.

Youknow,we'venevercollaboratedprofessionallybefore.

Areyouworrieditmightaffectourrelationship?

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Uh,rulenumberone,

nousingsexualitytogetyourway.

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Isit?

Okay,howisthat?

Icanactuallyfeelthetoxins

beingpulledoutofmyskin.

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themoisturegoingintomyskin.

Hey,Ihopeyoudon'tmind,

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howaboutweallgooutanddosomethingtogether?

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Youwanttogoshopping?

Ooh,yes.Fun.

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likeplayaboardgame.

♪Imaginemeandyou,Ido♪

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IbelieveI'vemadesomeprogressonourgroundrules.

Oh,good.Whatarethey?

Okay,uh,numberone:

inmattersofphysics,

Ihavethefinalsay.

Inmattersofneuroscience,youhavethefinalsay.

UnlessIdisagree.

Oh,here.

Numbertwo:

whenwepublish,mynamegoesfirst.

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Idon'twanttobetalkingwhentheorchestraplaysusoff.

CanIseethat?

Oh,ofcourse.

I'llgetthatback.

Likeallmyunderwear,thatnotebooksays

"PropertyofSheldonCooper."

Sheldon,ifwe'regonnahavegroundrules,

I'lltellyouthefirstgroundrule--

Imakethegroundrules.

I'dwritethatdown,butIcan'tnow,canI?

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Interesting.

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toTargetfordiapers,

thingsareabouttogetnuts.

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Isn'tthatright,Halley?

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Thankyou,youareagoodcitizen.

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Samething'sgonnahappen.

Terrific.

Doyouwanttohearournewsetofgroundrules?

Fireaway.

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we'reonthesameteam,

we'renotincompetition.

That'ssmart,becauseSheldon1,Amy0.

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There'snoneedtocallanideastupid.

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Whateveryouwant.

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♪Ican'tseeme♪

♪Lovin'nobodybutyou♪

♪Forallmylife...♪

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Sowe'reagreed:

it'scompletegarbage.

Bytheway,yournamecangofirst.

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butit'sstartingtomakemeuncomfortable.

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Alittle,untilIsawtheminmatchingtops,so...

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ThatoughttogetustoWednesday.

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Well,whatamIsupposedtosay--

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ThisonesaysthateverytimeIgoout.

See?

Ilistentoyou.

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I-Iknow,

buthewasmyfriendfirst.

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andthey'rejusthavingthebesttime

doingalltheirdumbgirlystufftogether.

Yousureyoudon'tfitin?

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I'mnotevensureitmakessense.

Well,don'tgiveup.Maybewecanfixit.

Canyoustopbreathingsoloud?

Icanhearyournosewhistling.

Icanhearyourfacetalking,sowe'reeven.

Allright,eitherblowyournose

orteachittoplay"CamptownRaces."

Fine.Fine.Youwantmetoblowmynose?

Here,I'llblowit.

Better?

No,Icanstillhearit.

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Youknow,you'reexhausting.

Iknewworkingtogetherwasabadidea.

Holdon.

Iseewhat'swronghere.

Wedidthepropagationonlytotheoccipitallobe,

nottotheprefrontalcortex.

Thatwouldmeanthatthisdelayedparameter

shouldbeincreased250milliseconds.

Oh,thatismuchbetter.

Yeah,boy,ifgoodideascameoutofyourbraintheway

mucuscomesoutofyournose,we'dbeingoodshape.

Now,takeasip,

swirlitaroundyourmouth,

andtrytonoticetheflavors,

thetannins,the