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ModernFamilyS03E05
你好先生我是杜恩·贝利Hey,sir.DuaneBailey,runningfor,uh,
准备参加镇议员改选towncouncilreelection.
-别看是杜恩·贝利那个混蛋-唉真衰-Oh,don'tlook.There'sthatjerkDuaneBailey.-Oh,yuck.
你说我是不是该损损他Ishouldsaysomethingtohim,shouldn'tI?
实话说我刚刚只是妇唱夫随Igottabehonest,Iwasjustwalkingoffyourtone.
杜恩·贝利是谁我们为什么要恨人家啊Who'sDuaneBaileyandwhydowehatehim?
亲爱的他就是否决我停车牌议案的那货Honey,he'sthatcouncilmanwhoshotdownmystopsign.
-傻大缺-没错-Bigphony-Yeah.
你好我是杜恩·贝利竞选镇议员连任Hey!
DuaneBaileyseekingreelectiontowncouncil.
希望你能投我一票哦HopeIcancountonyourvote.
好啊我一定投你Well,youjustgotit.
你不记得见过我是吧Youdon'tremembermeetingme,doyou.
克莱尔·邓菲上个月镇会议上见过ClaireDunphy,lastmonthtowncouncilmeeting.
哦当然Oh,yesIdo.
我当然记得你YesIrememberyou.
给老娘个停车牌Iwantastopsign.
开个玩笑啦来拿支笔吧Justhavingfun.Here,haveapen.
杜恩·贝利"Duanebailey.
忠诚议员良好市民哈巴小猎犬爱好者Councilman.Citizen.Pugglebreeder."
我爱哈巴小猎犬Ilovethem.
因为那是种族大融合的产物Becausethey'readifferentmixofbreeds,
恰似美利坚合众国justlikeAmerica.
我很赞同他的话克莱尔Ilikewhathe'ssaying,Claire.
-他说的完全狗屁不通-看这个-Heisn'tsayinganything.-Lookathis...
我家路口需要立个停车牌Weneedastopsignatourintersection.
谁都想立停车牌Everyonesaysthat,
若是听之任之Butprettysoon,
我们就要"转角遇到停车牌"了we'restoppingateverysinglecorner.
加拿大倒是停车牌遍布在那儿开车多悲剧啊Whydon'tyougoaskCanadahowthat'sworkingout?
-他真有才-你好我是杜恩·贝利-Henailedit.-Hi.DuaneBailey.
身兼演员编剧导演铁拳勇猛谁敢争先"Actor/writer/directorwhopacksapunch."
-是席尔维斯特·史泰龙-席尔维斯特·史泰龙-Oh,SylvesterStallone.-SylvesterStallone.
我先说的Isaiditfirst.
我的天啊Oh,mygod.
这人居然带孩子来米奇尔Thisguybroughthiskids,Mitchell.
让孩子看这影片这片子可是暴力无下限啊What,tothismovie?
Isn'titsupposedtobesuperviolent?
抱歉我不是想多管闲事但是I'msorry.Idon'tmeantooverstep,butIdon'tknow
这部电影好像有点"少儿不宜"吧thatthismovieisreallyappropriateforchildren.
我都不敢看所以我们才挑白天来I'mterrifiedtoseeit.That'swhywe'rehereduringtheday.
没事我们受得了It'sokay.We'regood.
好吧Okay.
我尽力了Itried.
是啊尽你所能了Yeah.Allyoucando.
知道吗我读过原著的Youknow,I've--I'vereadthisbook,
知道大致剧情的确很可怕AndIknowwhat'sgonnahappen,andit'sverydisturbing.
我觉得您这是自找罪受Ireallythinkyoumightbeinviting
想晚上做噩梦吧someprettyseriousnightmareshere.
兄弟听好我的孩子我做主Hey,buddy,they'remykids.Igotit.
是吗我可不觉得Yeah,butIdon'tthinkyoudo.
小卡小卡他说了他做主Cam.Cam.Hesayshe'sgotit,allright?
你仁至义尽了好好看电影吧Yousaidyourpiece.Justwatchthemovie.
是格温妮丝·帕特洛Oh,uh,GwynethPaltrow.
-您真不该毒害您的孩子...-小卡-Ireallymustinsistyounottraumatizeyourkids...-Cam.
-不该让他们过早接触暴力影片-别说了-byexposingthemtogratuitousviolence...-Stopit.Shh!
-以及血腥影像-爸爸我吓到了-andgraphicdepictionsof---Daddy,I'mscared.
是啊待会儿更吓死你Yeah,well,you'regonnabe.
我最后警告你一次I'mgonnatellyouonemoretime.
-不是我最后警告你一次-好了-No,I'mgonnatellyouonemoretime.-Okay.
人家看的电影是《布偶》Itwas"TheMuppet"Movie.
我们进错放映厅了Wewereinthewrongtheater.
好好看哦我一直都很喜欢布偶系列的Enjoytheshow.IwasalwaysafanoftheMuppets,
尤其是那两个在剧场Especiallythetwoguysinthetheater
-喋喋不休的"好人"-赶紧走-whowouldn'tshutup.-Justleave.
摩登家庭
第三季第五集
-喂-我要晚一点了-Hello?
-I'mrunninglate.
那傻缺让我等了一个多小时Thisknucklehead'skeptmewaitingforoveranhour.
他爸当权的时候都没让我等这么久Ineverhadtowaitlikethiswhenhisdadwasrunningthings.
是啊Yeah.
改朝换代政策变Andsodawasanickel.
直接告诉他你家人要来参加家庭聚会Justtellthemthatyourfamilyiscomingover.
那货把他老爸都给炒了Thisguyfiredhisownfather.
他才不会鸟我的什么家人呢He'snotgonnacareaboutmyfamily.
那你就直接走呗Okay,thenjustleave.
你又不需要他的钱Youdon'tneedhismoney.
每个礼拜都有八张嘴Onceaweek,Ihaveeightfamilymembers
来咱家白吃白喝comingtomyhouseforfreefood.
我走不起I'mnotgoinganywhere.
行那就回家再见吧Okay.IseeyouwhenIseeyou.
你怎么了出什么事了吗Areyouokay?
Whatiswrong?
我真想在家自学Iwanttobehomeschooled.
当真吗曼尼你想让我"学"你英语吗Really,Manny?
DoyouwantmetolearnyouEnglish?
到底怎么了Whatisgoingon?
有份报告要做Ihaveabigreportdue,
但老师根本不在乎文章内容Andtheteachersdon'tseemtocareaboutthesubstance.
他们只重视花巧外表Alltheycareaboutistheflash.
曼尼啊有时候你有点守旧Manny,sometimesyoucanbealittlebitold-fashioned.
还记得你第一次Rememberthefirsttime
看见小朋友用滑轮背包时yousawthekidswiththebackpackswithwheels
你还觉得太花哨andyouthoughttheyweretooflashy?
我是去上学又不是要登机去丹佛You'regoingtoschool,notboardingaflighttoDenver.
真是荒谬It'sgettingabsurd.
雷本那篇爱尔兰移民报告竟是说唱形式表现的Reubenfreestyle-rappedhisreportonIrishimmigrants.
真是莫名其妙Thatdoesn'tevenmakesense.
或许他可以跳个爱尔兰踢踏舞又怎样MaybeyoudoaRiverdance.Maybe.
-报告是什么主题-黑手党-Whatisyourreporton?
-TheMafia.
太好了我们做个冲锋枪纸模Perfect.Wedoapapier-macheTommygun.
不我们不搞那些花里胡哨的Oh,no.Weshouldn'thavetojazzitup.
那好我们去楼上把你的旧木马拿来Okay,thenwegoupstairsandwegetyouroldrockinghorse
斩首示众以显主题andwechoptheheadoff.
不太残忍了我喜欢布朗尼No,that'saterribleidea.IloveBrownie!
你到底想不想"杀马震师"啊Doyouwanttosendamessageornot?
杰从不让我插手他的生意Jayneverwantsmetohelphimwithhisbusiness,
突然间曼尼也不听我的话了Andnowsuddenly,mannydoesn'twanttolistentomeeither.
真让老娘郁闷啊It'sveryfrustrating.
老娘可是万事通Ihavealltheanswers.
嘿你来了Hey!
Thereheis.
-快进来杰-你好吗乔小希-Bringitin,Jay.Howyoudoing,Joshie?
-还是叫我乔希吧-请坐-It'sJoshnow.-Haveaseat.
那好Ah,allright.
我大概看了一下你的方案SoIflippedthroughyourproposal,
是这样...Andhere'sthething--
我们的超规模豪华复合式公寓开建在即We'reabouttobuildourlargestluxurycondocomplexyet.
有个重要的问题要问你AndIhaveanimportantquestionforyou--
你想要构筑什么whatisityouwanttobuild?
壁橱Closets.
你看我指望你会说"构筑梦想"呢See,Iwaskindahopingyou'dsay"Dreams."
我暗含那个意思Ithoughtthatwasimplied.
杰我的壁橱可要是空前绝后的Jay,I'mlookingforclosetsnobody'severseenbefore,
惊艳之作Youknow,abig"Wow!
"
明白我的意思吗YouknowwhatI'msaying?
你追求的是上好的壁橱Youwantaniceclosetwithsharpdesign,
要设计新锐质量上乘做工精湛qualitymaterials,andexpertcraftsmanship.
不止如此我还要它举世皆惊Uh,Imean,Iwantittobelike,bam!
大家走进来然后说Youknow,peoplearegonnawalkinthereandgo
"哇先挂哪件好呢""Whoa!
WhatdoIhangfirst?
"
先挂了我吧Iwantedtohangmyself.
谈点详细的吧Yeah,let'stalkmorespecific.
您的喜厌好恶到底怎样Whatexactlydoyoulikeandwhatdon'tyoulike?
好吧有道理Allright,fairenough.Uh...
我不喜欢谈细节很不爽Idon'tlikethis.Thismakesmesad.
我喜欢奇思妙想Idolikegettingmymindblown.
你的狂热我很欣赏Iloveyourenthusiasm.
为免我思路偏差不合你意Uh,beforeIgooffinthewrongdirection,
给个例子行吗Howaboutanexample?
好吧听着Allright,checkthisout.
三周前我去南部海滩度假So,like,threeweeksago,I'mdowninSouthBeach.
我走进摇滚俱乐部Iwalkintothisthumpin'club.
酒保问我"你要喝什么"Bartendersays,"Whatdoyouwannadrink?
"
我说"给我个惊喜"Isay,"Wowme."
他调了杯酒我就喝了一小口Hemixesthisthingtogether.Itakeonesip,
再醒来时我说"护士姐姐好"andI'mlike,"Hello,nurse!
"
护士告诉我"你已经昏迷两天了"Andshe'slike,"You'vebeenunconsciousfortwodays."
我的壁橱要的就是这个感觉That'swhatIwantinacloset.
我想我不需要再听了Idon'tthinkIneedtohearanymore.
你干啥呢做作业吗Whatchadoingthere?
Homework?
有话快说Whatdoyouwant?
我想借点钱江湖救急Ineedtoborrowsomemoney.It'sreallyimportant.
借多少Howmuch?
900美元$900.
什么What?
!
拜托了如果你遇到困难Comeon.Ifyouwereintrouble,
我会倾囊相助的Iwoulddoanythingforyou.
我们是姐妹以上We'renotjustsisters.
闺蜜已满啊We'rebestfriends.
不是我不帮Look,IwouldifIcould,
我是真的没钱啊butIdon'thaveanymoney.
既然话都说开了Andsincewe'retalking,
我就老实说吧那谁谁Inevertoldanyonethisbefore,andit...
别蠢脸堆笑充市花了...wipethatsmugsmileoffhisstupidface.
他那张脸是够蠢Hisfaceisstupid.
这种跳梁小丑竟能当上公务员Oh!
Ican'tbelieveridiculouspeoplelikehimendupinoffice.
你为什么不参选呢Well,whydon'tyourun?
你聪明过人关爱社区You'resmart,youcareaboutthecommunity,
稍微打扮下也蛮有红颜铁娘子风范andyou'reeasyontheeyeswhenyouputalittleeffortintoit.
-说真的吗-是啊-Areyouserious?
-Yeah,youknow,
别整天穿着汗湿的运动装就行maybechangeoutofthesweatygymclotheseveryonceinwhile.
我知道你是问参选那句吗Ithoughtyouweretalkingaboutrunningforoffice.
接着说Goon.
说没想过肯定是骗人I'dbelyingifIsaidI'dneverthoughtaboutit.
我知道那只是个芝麻官Imean,Iknowit'saridiculouslittlelocalthing,
但踏出家门奉献市民也未尝不好butitmightbefuntogetoutthereandcontribute.
再说我觉得自己能够胜任PlusIthinkI'dbegoodatit.
-你一定很出色-但如何能行呢-You'dbegreat.-Mm.Howwouldthiswork?
孩子放学后谁照顾Imean,whowouldbehereforthekidsafterschool?
谁带他们去排练去朗诵会Whowouldtakethemtopracticeandrecitals
阻止他们上房揭瓦呢andkeepthemfromburningthehousedown?
"单亲妈妈"真心不容易Itmustbesohardbeingasinglemom.
克莱尔有你老公在呢Claire,Iwill.
如果你想高飞Ifyouwannafly,
我绝不扯你后腿I'mnotgonnaholdyourfeettotheground.Hmm.
我会助力一臂推你离地Iwannabetheonetopushyouoffthecliff.
我决定了IthinkI'mgonnadoit.
很好Great.
-飞吧-菲尔-Gofly.-Phil.
-天啊-菲尔-No.-Oh,phil!
我得承认我就是女强人控I'lladmitit.I'mturnedonbypowerfulwomen--
米歇尔·奥巴马奥普拉康多莉扎·赖斯MichelleObama,Oprah,CondoleezzaRice,
塞雷娜·威廉姆斯[小威廉姆斯]SerenaWilliams--
慢着不对[菲尔提到的都是黑人]Waitaminute.
-要吃薯条吗-不要我吃不下-Doyouwantafry?
-No,Ican'teat.
我们还不如留下来看《布偶》Weshould'vestayedandseen"TheMuppets."
我现在一看番茄酱还觉得满目血腥Ican'tevenlookatketchupwithoutseeingblood.
漏网卷薯条好运的象征Ooh,runawaycurlyfry.Youknowthesearegoodluck.
-天啊怎么回事-追尾了-Oh,mygod.Whatwasthat?
-Wejustgotrear-ended.
靠边停车靠边停车Oh,pullofftothesidestreet.Pullofftothesidestreet.
-你还好吗-上牙膛被吸管划破了-Areyouokay?
-Oh,IthinkIcuttheroofofmymouthonthestraw.
-我的老天-所以说没事咯-Oh,mygod.Mm!
-Soyes.
天啊Oh,boy.
真抱歉都是我的错Iamsosorry.Thisisallmyfault.
你们还好吗Areyouguysokay?
我嘴里受了点小伤W-well,I-Isustainedaminormouthinjury.
我们没事谢谢We'refine.Thankyou.It's...
我真过意不去Look,Ifeelterrible.
别担心我来处理这件事Um,don'tworry.I'mgonnatakecareofeverything.
我去拿保险单Letmejustgetmyinsuranceinfo.
好的谢谢Okay.Thankyou.
这个人不错啊Well,heseemsnice.
按爱情喜剧片标准情节Youknow,ifthiswerearomanticc