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绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivess1e1第一季第一集所有英文对白最新整理

MynameisMaryAliceYoung.

Inthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,butthatallchangedlastThursday.Ofcourse,everythingseemedquitenormalatfirst.

Imadebreakfastformyfamily.Iperformedmychores.

Icompletedmyprojects.

Iranmyerrands.

Intruth,IspentthedayasIspenteveryotherday,quietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.

That'swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosetandretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.

Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.

MarthaHuber,who'dbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.

Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.

Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore.

[Screeams]It'smyneeighbor.Ithinkshee'sbeeeenshot.

Theeree'sbloodeeveerywheeree.

Yees,you'veegottoseendanambulancee.You'veegottoseendoneerightnow.

And,foramoment,Mrs.

Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy.Butonlyforamoment.

IftherewasonethingMrs.

Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.

Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.

LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.

Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.

Shedidn'tcookmuchwhilemovingupthecorporateladder.Shedidn'thavethetime.

Butwhenherdoctorannouncedshewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea."Whynotquityourjob?

""Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.

Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful."Butthiswasnotthecase.

Infact,Lynette'slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-foodrestaurant.

Lynettewould'veappreciatedtheironyifshe'dthoughtaboutit.Butshedidn'thavethetime.

-Stopit,stopit,stopit.

-But,Mom.

No.

Youareegoingtobeehaveetoday.

Iamnotgoingtobeehumiliateedinfrontoftheeeentireeneeighborhood.

And,justsoyouknowhowseeriousIam-What'sthat?

-Santa'sceell-phoneenumbeer.Howdidyougeetthat?

Iknowsomeeoneewhoknowssomeeoneewhoknowsaneelf.

Andifanyofyouactsup,soheelpmee,IwillcallSantaandIwillteellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.

Areeyouwillingtoriskthat?

OK.Leet'sgeetthisoveerwith.

GabrielleSoliswholivesdowntheblockbroughtaspicypaella.

SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.

Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.

ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.

However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.

IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,meentionhowmuchIpaidforyourneecklacee.Whynotpintheereeceeipttomycheest?

Heeleetmeeknowwhatheepaidforhiswifee'sconveertiblee.

-Justworkitin.

-Theeree'snowayIcan.

Whynot?

AttheeDonahueepartyeeveeryoneewastalkingmutualfunds.YoumeentioneedyousleeptwithhalftheeYankeeeeoutfieeld.

Itcameeupintheeconteextoftheeconveersation.Peeopleeareestaring.

Keeeepyourvoiceedown.

Absoluteely.

Weewouldn'twanttheemtothinkwee'reenothappy.

BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.

Andformakingherownclothes.Andfordoingherowngardening.

Andforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.

Yes,Bree'smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.EveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.

Paul.

Zachary.

-Heello,Mrs.

VanDeeKamp.

-Youshouldn'thavee.

Itwasnotroublee.

Theebaskeetwiththeereedribbonisforyourgueests.

TheeoneewiththeeblueeribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It'sgotrolls,muffins,breeakfasttypeethings.

Thankyou.

TheeleeastIcoulddowasgiveeyouadeeceentmeealtolookforwardtointheemorning.Iknowyou'reeoutofyourmindswithgrieef.

Yees,weearee.

Iwillneeeedtheebaskeetsbackonceeyou'reedonee.Ofcoursee.

SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.

Herhusband,Karl,alwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelymadeitwell.

ItwastoosaltythenightsheandKarlmovedintotheirhouse.ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonKarl'sshirt.

SheburneditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.

Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife.Evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.

Mom,whywouldsomeeoneekilltheemseelvees?

Weell,someetimeespeeopleeareesounhappy,theeythinkthat'stheeonlywaytosolveetheeirprobleems.

-Mrs.

Youngalwaysseeeemeedhappy.

-Yeeah.

Someetimeespeeopleepreeteendtobeeoneeway,wheentheey'reetotallydiffeereentinsidee.LikeehowDad'sgirlfrieendalwayssaysniceethings,butweeknowshee'sabitch.

Idon'tlikeethatword,Juliee.

But,yeeah,that'sagreeateexamplee.[Man]You'reeweelcomee.

[Juliee]What'sgoingon?

SorryI'mlatee.

-Hi,Susan.

-Heey.

SowhatdidKarlsaywheenyouconfronteedhim?

You'llloveethis,heesaid,"Itdoeesn'tmeeananything.

Itwasjustseex.

"Ah,yees,pageeoneeoftheephilandeereer'shandbook.

TheenheegotthisZeenlookonhisfaceeandsaid,"Youknow,mostmeenliveeliveesofquieetdeespeeration.

"-Teellmeeyoupuncheedhim.

-No.

Isaid,"Whatdomostwomeenleead?

Liveesofnoisyfulfillmeent?

"-Goodforyou.

-Didheehaveetobanghisseecreetary?

Ihadthatwomantobrunch.Aneereectpeenisdoeesn'thaveeaconscieencee.

Eveentheelimponeesareen'tthateethical.ThisiswhyIjoineedtheeNRA.

WheenReexstarteedgoingtothoseeconfeereencees,Iwanteeditintheebackofhismindthat

heehadawifeewithaloadeedSmith&Weesson.Lynniee,Tom'salwaysaway.

Doyoueeveerworryheemight?

Hee'sgotteenmeepreegnantthreeeetimeesinfouryeears.Iwishheewashavingseexwithsomeeoneeeelsee.

So,Susan,isheegonnastopseeeeingthatwoman?

Idon'tknow.

I'msorry,youguys,IjustIjustdon'tknowhowI'mgonnasurviveethis.Listeentomee.

Weeallhaveemomeentsofdeespeeration.

Ifweecanfaceetheemheead-on,that'swheenweefindouthowstrongweereeallyaree.[Faroff]Susan.

Susan.

IwasjustsayingPaulwantsustogooveeronFriday.HeeneeeedsustoheelppackupMaryAlicee'sthings.Heecan'tfaceedoingitbyhimseelf.

-Suree.

That'sfinee.

-AreeyouOK?

Yeeah.

I'mjustsoangry.

IfMaryAliceewashavingprobleems,sheeshould'veeleetusheelpheer.

Whatprobleemscouldsheehaveehad?

Sheewasheealthy,hadagreeathomee,aniceefamily.HeerlifeewasOurlifee.

No.

IfMaryAliceewashavingacrisis,wee'dhaveeknown.Sheelivees50feeeetaway,forGodsakees.

Gabby,theewomankilleedheerseelf.Someethingmust'veebeeeengoingon.

-Iwouldn'teeatthatifIweereeyou.

-Why?

Imadeeit.

Trustmee.

Heey,heey,doyouhaveeadeeathwish?

No,Ijustdon'tbeelieeveethatanybodycanscreewupmacaroniandcheeeesee.

Oh,myGod.

Howdidyou?

Ittasteeslikeeit'sburntandundeercookeed.Yeeah,Igeetthatalot.

Heereeyougo.

Thanks.

I'mMikeeDeelfino.

IjuststarteedreentingtheeSims'houseeneextdoor.SusanMayeer.

Iliveeacrosstheestreeeet.

Mrs.

Hubeertoldmeeaboutyou.

Saidyouillustrateechildreen'sbooks.

Yeeah,I'mveerybigwiththeeundeer-fiveeseet.

-[Heelaughs]-Whatdoyoudo?

Plumbeer.Soifyoueeveerhaveeaclogorsomeething.

Nowthateeveerybody'sseeeenthatIbroughtsomeething,Ishouldprobablyjustthrowthisout.

-[Babysqueeals]-Ow.

Easeeup,youlittleevampiree.

Lyneettee,I'veebeeeenlookingalloveerforyou.

Areeyouawareeofwhatyoursonsareedoing?

Cannonball!

-[Boy]Stop!

-[Boyscheeeer]Whatareeyoudoing?

Weeareeatawakee.

-Yousaidweecouldgointheepool.

-Isaidyoucouldgobytheepool.

Doyouhaveeyourswimsuitson?

Yeeah,weeput'eemonourseelveesbeeforeeweeleeft.Youthreeeeplanneedthis?

Allright.

That'sit.Geetout.

-No.

-No?

Iamyourmotheer.

YouhaveetodowhatIsay.

Comeeon.

Weewanttoswimandyoucan'tstopus!

[Chatteer][Sheegroans]Heeree.

-No!

-Geetout.

ThinkIwon'tgeetinthispoolandjustgrabyou?

Geetout!

Oh!

Geetoveerheeree.Allright,giveemeeyourarm.

YouYah!

That'sright.

Geetoveerheeree.

Go,go,go,go,go.

Moveeit.

Out.

Geetout.

Paul,weehaveetoleeaveenow.

Onceeagain,Iamsosorryforyourloss.Go.

Lynetteshouldn'thavebeensoconcernedaboutmyhusband.Hehadotherthingsonhismind.

Thingsbelowthesurface.

Themorningaftermyfuneral,myfriendsandneighborsquietlywentbacktotheirbusy,busylives.

Whilesomedidtheircookingandsomedidtheircleaningandsomedidtheiryogaothersdidtheirhomework.

-Hi-[dogbarks]I'mJuliee.

Ikickeedmyballintoyourbackyard.Oh,OK.

Weell,leet'sgoroundandgeetit.

-Stay.

-[Doggrowls]Hiswifeedieedayeearago.

InLAtheereeweereetoomanymeemoriees.

Hee'sreentingfortaxpurposees,buthopeestobuysoon.

-Ican'tbeelieeveeyouweentoveertheeree.

-Isawyouflirting.

Nowyouknowhee'ssinglee,youcanaskhimout.Juliee,IlikeeMr.

Deelfino,Ido.

IjustIdon'tknowifI'mreeadytodateeyee