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10.You"
veneverkissedyourmomordad.你从没吻过你父母(中国人谁这样啊)
11.You"
veneverhuggedyourmomordad.你从没抱过你父母(幼儿园时算不算?
)
12.Yourunassistedvisionisworsethan20/500.你的视觉想象力低于20/500
13.Youwearcontacts,toavoidwearingyour"
cokebottleglasses"
.你戴隐形眼镜,这样才能避免戴你的"
瓶底眼镜"
14.You"
vewornglassessinceyouwereinfifthgrade.你五年级开始就戴眼镜了.(中国人都是爱学习的好孩子...怎么又跟眼镜有关?
15.Yourhairsticksupwhenyouwakeup.你睡醒后头发会竖起来.
16.You"
llhaggleoversomethingthatisnotnegotiable.你会为一些不可质疑的事情辩论.(无理取闹?
?
17.Youlovetousecoupons.你喜欢用折价券.
18.Youdrivearoundlookingforthecheapestpetrol.你为了最便宜的汽油费不息开着车子到处找.
19.Youdrivearoundforhourslookingforthebestparkingspace.你开着车子兜圈为了找到最好的停车位.
20.Youtakeshowersatnight.你晚上洗澡.(许多美国人都是早上洗,不知道为什么)
21.Youavoidthenon-freesnacksinhotelrooms.旅店房间里的非免费食品你都不吃.
22.Youdon"
tmindsqueezing20peopleintoonemotelroom.你不介意二十个人挤一间汽车旅房.
23.Mostgirlshavemorebodyhairthanyou,ifyouaremale.如果你是男人,那么你身上的体毛比大多数女人少.
24.Youtapthetablewhensomeonepoursteaforyou.别人为你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子.
25.Yousay"
Aiya!
"
and"
Wah!
frequently.你经常说"
哎(二声)呀(四声)"
和"
哇(四声)"
.
26.Youdon"
twanttowearyourseatbeltbecauseitisuncomfortable.你不喜欢系安全带因为安全带让你感觉不舒服.
27.YouloveLasVegas,slotmachines,andblackjack.你喜欢拉斯维加斯,老虎机和二十一点.(中国人好赌,地球人都知道)
28.YouunwrapChristmasgiftsverycarefully,soyoucanreusethe*****.你细心地打开你的圣诞节礼物,因为你要留着包装纸再用.
29.YouonlybuyChristmascardsafterChristmas,whentheyare50%off.你只会在圣诞节后买圣诞卡,因为他们打了五折.
30.Youhaveavinyltableclothonyourkitchentable.你的厨房桌子上有一条抹布.
31.Youspitbonesandotherfoodscrapsonthetable.That"
swhyyouneedthevinyltablecloth.你把骨头和其他杂碎吐在桌子上,所以你必须有抹布.
32.Youhavestuffinthefreezersincethebeginningoftime.你的电冰箱存着一万年前的食物.
33.Youusethedishwasherasadishrack.你把洗碗机当碗橱
34.Youhaveneverusedyourdishwasher.你从来没用过你的洗碗机.
35.YoukeepaThermosofhotwateravailableatalltimes.你有一个热水瓶里面永远装着热水.
36.Youeatallmealsinthekitchen.你在厨房吃饭.
37.Yousavegrocerybags,tinfoil,andtincontainers.你把用过的塑料袋,锡纸和锡盘留着.
38.Youhaveapianoinyourlivingroom.你客厅里有一架钢琴.
39.Youpickyourteethatthedinnertable(butyoucoveryourmouth).你会在餐桌上剔牙,但手遮着嘴.
40.Youtwirlyourpenaroundyourfingers.你会转笔.
41.Youhatetowastefood.你讨厌浪费食物.(没去过大陆餐馆吃过饭的老外,唉...)
42.YouhaveTupperwareinyourfridgewiththreebitesofriceoroneleftoverchickenwing.你冰箱里有三口剩饭和一只鸡翼.
43.Youdon"
townanyrealTupperware-onlyacupboardfullofusedbutcarefullyrinsedmargarinetubs,takeoutcontainers,andjamjars.
44.Youalsousethejamjarsasdrinkingglasses.你把果酱瓶当水杯用.
45.Youhaveacollectionofminiatureshampoobottlesthatyoutakeeverytimeyoustayinahotel.你有收集旅馆免费洗发水瓶子的爱好.
46.Youcarryastashofyourownfoodwheneveryoutravel(travelmeansanycarridelongerthan15minutes).Thesesnacksarealwaysdriedandincludedriedplums,mango,ginger,andsquid.你每次外出十五分钟都会带着你的零食:
干芒果,李子或烤鱿鱼.
47.Youwashyourriceatleast2-3timesbeforecookingit.你会洗2-3次米.
48.Yourdadthinkshecanfixeverythinghimself.你爸以为自己可以修任何东西.
49.ThedashboardofyourHondaiscoveredbyhundredsofsmalltoys.你的车子里堆了无数玩偶.
50.Youdon"
tusemeasuringcups.你不用量杯.
51.Youbeateggswithchopsticks.你用筷子打鸡蛋.
52.Youhaveateacupwithacoveronit.你有一个有盖的茶杯.(茶壶嘛~~~)
53.Youalwayslookphonenumbersupinthephonebook,sincecallinginformation(*69)costs50cents.你总是在电话簿里找电话号码,因为咨询电话费用为五角.
54.Youonlymakelongdistancecallsafter11pm.你只在11点后打长途.
55.Ifyouaremale,youclapatsomethingfunnyandifyouarefemale,yougigglewhilstplacingahandoveryourmouth.
56.YoulikeChinesefilmsintheiroriginalundubbedversions.你喜欢没有配过音的中国电影.
57.YouloveChineseMartialArtsfilms.你喜欢中国功夫片.
58.You"
velearntsomeformofmartialarts.你会一些中国武术.
59.Shaolinactuallymeanssomethingtoyou.少林对你来说是有含义的
60.Youlikecongeewiththousand-year-oldeggs.你喜欢很老的蛋配的粥.(What?
61.Youpreferyourshrimpwiththeheadsandlegsstillattached.你喜欢有头尾的虾.
62.Younevercallyourparentsjusttosayhi.你从不为了问声好而call你父母。
63.Ifyoudon"
tliveathome,whenyourparentscall,theyaskifyou"
veeaten,evenifit"
smidnight.如果你不在家,你的父母会打电话问你吃了吗,就算半夜12点也不例外.
64.Whenyou"
resick,yourparentstellyounottoeatfriedfoodsorbakedgoodsduetoyeethay.当你病了的时候,你父母要你不吃油炸食品和烤的东西,因为"
热气yeethay"
.广东音
65.Youknowwhatyeethayis.你知道什么是热气.
66.Youe-mailyourChinesefriendsatwork,eventhoughyouonly10feetapart.你上班时给你中国朋友sendemail,即使你们相距10尺.
67.Youuseafacecloth.你敷面膜.
68.Youstarveyourselfbeforegoingtoallyoucaneatplaces.你去吃自助餐前会把自己饿个半死.
69.Youknowsomeonewhocangetyouagooddealonjewelryorelectronics.你认识可以打折卖给你珠宝或电器的人.
70.YousaveyouroldCokebottleglasseseventhoughyou"
renevergoingtousethemagain.你留着用过的可乐瓶.
71.Youownyourownmeatcleaverandsharpenit.你有自己的切肉刀而且你会磨它
72.Yourtoothpastetubesareallsqueezed*****-thin.你的牙膏都挤到纸一样薄.
73.Youknowwhatmooncakesare.你知道什么是月饼.
74.Whenthereisasaleontoilet*****,youbuy100rollsandstoretheminyourclosetorinthebedroomofanadultchildwhohasmovedout.当厕纸降价时,你买了100多卷并囤在衣橱或别人的房间里.
75.Yourparentsknowhowtolaunchnasalprojectiles.不知道什么意思.
76.Youironyourownshirts.你自己烫衣服.
77.Youplayamusical包含ument.你会弹奏一种乐器.(当然,咱中国人打小都是天才,哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.......)
78.Evenifyou"
retotallyfull,ifsomeonesaysthey"
regoingtothrowawaytheleftoversonthetable,you"
llfinishthem.即使你饱了,当别人要把剩下的菜倒掉时你会一嘴把它吃完.(........really?
.......)
79.You"
veeatenaredbeanpopsicle.你吃过红豆冰棍.
80.Youbringoranges(orotherproduce)withyouasagiftwhenyouvisitpeople"
shomes.你拜访别人时会带着水果.
81.Youfightoverwhopaysthedinnerbill.你在餐后抢着付帐单.
82.Youmajoredinsomethingpracticallikeengineering,medicineorlaw.你的主科是实用型的,工程学,机械学或法律.
83.Youlivewithyourparentsandyouare30yearsold(andtheypreferitthatway).Orifyou"
remarriedand30yearsold,youliveintheapartmentnextdoortoyourparents,oratleastinthesameneighborhood.你三十岁时还和父母住在一起并且他们也喜欢你这样.或者你已经三十岁并且结婚了,但你还住在父母隔壁或同个小区.
84.Youdon"
ttipmorethan10%atarestaurant,andifyoudo,youtipChinesedeliveryguys/waitersmore.你不会给超过10%的小费,即使有也是给中国服务员.
85.Youhaveacquiredatasteforbittermelon.你爱好吃苦瓜.
86.Youeateverylastgrainofriceinyourbowl,butdon"
teatthelastpieceoffoodonthetable.你吃光碗里的最后一粒米,但不吃盘里的最后一口菜.
87.Youknowwhythereare88reasons.你知道为什么这里有88条.
88.YouseethetruthinthisandthensendittoallyourChinesefriends.你发觉这里说的都是真的,所以你把它send给你认识的所有中国朋友