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美女上错身第三季第五集dropdeaddivaS3E5人人双语字幕
美女上错身第三季第五集
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看见那个满怀抱负的模特没就是我黛比直到我死的那天我以为我会直接上天堂但是出了点小乱子结果我在别人的躯体中醒来所以现在我成了简一名拥有个人助理的超忙律师我有了新的生活新的衣着而唯一知道真相的人是我的闺蜜史黛西还有我的守护天使弗雷德我一直觉得世间万事必有其因好吧我真希望我没想错
Seethataspiringmodelthere?
Thatwasme--Deb--untilthedayIdied.IthoughtI'dgostraighttoheaven,buttherewasabitofamix-upandIwokeupinsomeoneelse'sbody.SonowI'mJane,asuper-busylawyerwithmyveryownassistant.Igotanewlife,anewwardrobe,andtheonlypeoplewhoreallyknowwhat'sgoingonwithmearemygirlfriendStacyandmyguardianangel,Fred.Iusedtothinkeverythinghappenedforareason......and,well,IsurehopeIwasright.
你眨眼了
Ha!
Youblinked.
见鬼
Damnit.
正如我所说在对视比赛中我所向披靡你干嘛非要比呢
LikeIsaid,noonehaseverbeatenmeinastaringcontest.Whyareyoueventrying?
因为帕克今天要给我绩效评估而赢得绩效评估的秘诀就在于不间断的眼神交流
BecauseIhavethisperformancereviewwithParkertoday,andthesecrettoasuccessfulperformanceevaluationisunbrokeneyecontact.
你这是从哪儿听来的
Where'dyouhearthat?
你知道啦
Oh,youknow,
从我神经外科医师男友那里我昨晚才见了他
Frommyneurosurgeonboyfriend,whomIsawlastnight.
和你今晚要见的神经外科医师男友是一个人吗
Thesameneurosurgeonboyfriendyou'reseeingtonight?
对
Yep.
连着两晚约会说明你"神经上很认真"
Twonightsinarowdothmakethis"Neuro-serious."
我也觉得而且感觉很棒只不过...
Ithinkso.Andit's--it'stotallyawesome.Well,except...
只不过怎样
Except?
只不过他的手术安排决定着我们的约会安排就像今天他好不容易才挤出点时间在骨瓣手术和脑室手术之间和我吃个午晚餐
Excepthissurgeryscheduledictatesourdatingschedule.Liketoday--He'ssqueezingmeinforalatelunchbetweenacraniectomyandaventriculostomy.
你这可不对怎么能一边炫耀自己在和神经外科医师约会一边又抱怨他工作太忙呢
Well,youcan'tbragaboutdatingaverybusyneurosurgeoninonebreathandcomplainthathe'sverybusyinthenext.
天啊我得赶紧收拾收拾不然要迟到了
Oh!
Oh,mygod!
Ihavetogetready,orI'mgonnabelate.
慢着干什么迟到
Wait.Lateforwhat?
有几个姑娘听见我和我的美甲师谈论模特心得于是她们邀请我去她们高中的时尚俱乐部演讲
Somegirlsheardmetalkingtomymanicuristaboutbeingamodel,andtheyaskedmetospeakattheirhighschool'sfashionclub.
什么
What?
我的研讨会名为"做模特确实要以貌取人"简赢得对视比赛的关键在于不要直视你对手的眼睛而是盯着对方的鼻子屡试不爽
Myseminarisentitled"Modeling,dojudgeabookbyitscover."Oh,Jane...Thetricktowinningastaringcontestisnottolookyouropponentintheeye,buttofocusontheirnose--Workseverytime.
谢谢
Thankyou!
嗨汉克制服男还真是有点吸引力小法警绝对可以有大作为
Hey,Hank.Wow,therereallyissomethingaboutamaninuniform.Youknow,thebailiffcouldtotallybeasuperhero.
我也经常听人这么说
Igetthatalot.
简在吗我需要她的帮助
Hey,uh,isJanein?
Ineedherhelp.
她在接受绩效考核找她什么事
She'sinaperformancereview.What'sgoingon?
我妻子离开了我
Mywifeleftme.
真遗憾你什么时候结的婚
I'msorry.Whendidyougetmarried?
大概二个月之前
Abouttwomonthsago.
离婚案可不是简的特长-看到那边那个男人了吗-看到怎么
Well,Janeisnottherightlawyerforthisone.-Seethatmanoverthere?
-Yeah?
在圣坛前被落跑新娘抛弃了无论你是什么情况我觉得他会很乐意接你的案子
Dumpedatthealtarbyhisrunawaybride.Whateveryou'vegotinmind,Ithinkhe'lllikeyourcase.
谢谢你泰丽
Thanks,Teri.
天要是谁参加绩效考核我就能管谁要钱就好了
Man,IhatethatIcan'tbillanybodyfortheseperformancereviews.
我鼻子上有东西吗
DoIhavesomethingonmynose?
-没有-优点咱就不说了
-No.-Uh,okay,let'sjustskipoverallthegoodstuff,
谁想听那些啊对吧
'causewhoreallywantstohearthat,right?
对但是朱莉·安德鲁斯说过
Right,but,youknow,inthewordsofJulieAndrews,
满满的赞扬...
Aspoonfulofsugar--
《欢乐满人间》歌词
宾格温你最近在工作上的表现一如既往
Bingum,lately,you'vebeenaveryconsistentemployee.
这可是个不错的开始
Well,now,thatwasaverygoodstart.
一如既往地情绪化
Consistentlyemotional.
天啊才不是那样呢
Oh,mygod!
That'snoteventrue!
两年前你工作时不会为任何事而分心现在你的朋友们三天两头地现身这让我对你的专业性产生了质疑
Look,twoyearsago,nothingdistractedyoufromyourwork.Nowyourfriendsjustseemtoshowupanytime.Itmakesmequestionyourprofessionalism.
朋友们什么朋友们
Friends?
Okay,whatfriends?
打扰一下简我有事找你十万火急我们在你办公室等
Excuseme,Jane.Ineedtoborrowyou.It'sanemergency.We'llwaitinyouroffice.
失陪
Excuseme.
简我来向你介绍妮娜和茱莉亚她们是马顿塞德高中时尚俱乐部的成员
Jane,I'dlikeyoutomeetNinaandJulia.They'remembersoftheMountainsideHigh-SchoolFashionClub.
见到你们很高兴什么事十万火急
Oh,nicetomeetyouboth.So,what'stheemergency?
结束演讲之后我开始回答她们的现场提问
Aftermyspeech,IhungoutfortheQ&A.
我想了解更多有关摆造型的事
Iwantedtoknowmoreaboutposing.
当然
Sure.
我强调了手指分开的重要性那样你就不会像个假人模特了
Istressedtheimportanceofseparatingyourfingerssoyoudon'tlooklikeamannequin.
摆造型的艺术非常重要但你说十万火急
Theartistryofposing--veryimportant,butyousaiditwasanemergency.
对所以我们就开始讨论他们高中不允许她们参加舞会
Right.So,wegottotalking.Theirhighschoolisnotallowingthemtoattendprom.
为什么
Whynot?
她们想要一起参加
Theywanttogotogether.
你们是"在一起"的"一起"
Oh,you're"together"together.
我们俩是彼此忠贞的恋爱关系但学校不让我们买情侣票舞会就在这个周末举行所以说是十万火急
We'reinacommittedrelationship,buttheschoolwon'tletusbuyacouplesticket.Andthat'swhyit'sanemergency,becausepromisthisweekend.
我一直以来都梦想着参加舞会时的场景而现在我不能和我爱的人一起去
I'vebeendreamingaboutgoingtopromsince,well,like,forever.AndnowIcan'tgowiththepersonIlove.
妮娜你对此怎么想我超想和茱莉亚一起去但是她爸爸不想让她大肆张扬
Nina,howdoyoufeelaboutthis?
IwanttogowithJuliamorethananything,but...Herdaddoesn'twanthertomakewaves.
我懂了你们和校长谈过了吗
Isee.Uh,haveyoutalkedwiththeprincipal?
每次我们一去他办公室秘书就说他刚走他就是不和我们谈
Everytimewegotohisoffice,thesecretarysayswejustmissedhim.Hejustwon'ttalkwithus.
他肯定会和我谈的
Well,hewillcertainlytalkwithme.
我是通过一个叫做"国际新娘"的公司认识我妻子艾瑞娜的
Imetmywife,Irina,throughacompanycalledInternationalBrides.
她是邮购来的新娘吗
Shewasamail-orderbride?
我更喜欢称其为在线约会服务只不过这些女人都是外国人而已而且会员费要六千块头几个月我觉得这是我这辈子花得最值的的钱但之后艾瑞娜就决定要...
Iprefertothinkofitasanonlinedatingservice,exceptthewomenareexoticandmembershipcosts$6,000.Forthefirstfewmonths,IthoughtitwasthebestmoneyIeverspent.ButthenIrinadecidedto--
格雷森一个邮差刚刚把这个送到前台是瓦内萨寄给你的
Grayson?
Um,amessengerjustdroppedthisoffforyouatthefrontdesk.It'sfromVanessa.
汉克正在给我讲他妻子的事情她离开了他
Hankwasjusttellingmeabouthiswife.Uh,shelefthim.
我很乐意帮忙
Um...I'mfreetohelp.
好艾瑞娜和我是通过电邮联系的而且我们一拍即合所以我决定说"管他呢"我决定赌一把去俄罗斯见了她
Okay,um,well,IrinaandIcorrespondedbye-mail,andwehititoffinstantly.SoIdecided,"Whattheheck?
"ItookagambleandwenttoRussiatomeether.
邮购新娘吧是具有异国色彩的高端在线婚介服务
Uh,mail-orderbride?
Exotic,expensiveonlinematchmakingservice.
了解了
Gotit.
我知道自己想和她共度余生她说她也这么想于是我们结婚了结果两个月之后她出去买日用品一去不返
IknewIwantedtospendtherestofmylifewithher.Shesaidshefeltthesameway,sowegotmarried.Then,twomonthslater,shegoesoutforgroceriesandnevercomesback.
这样可不对...她那样伤你的心
Thatisjustwrong--Herbreakingyourheartlikethat.
我觉得是那个网站的错他们保证会仔细审查这些女性我想要回我的6000美元还有我花在订婚戒指上的那3886美元
Iblamethewebsite.Theypromisedtothoroughlyvetthesewomen.Iwantmy$6,000back,plusthe$3,886Ispentontheengagementring.
抱歉这案子站不住脚...
I'msorry.There'sreallynotacasehere--
我们将起诉他们违反合同附随义务我今天下午就提起诉讼
We'llgoafterthemforbreachofcollateralcontractualobligations.I'llfileandservethecomplaintthisafternoon.
简约了校长今天下午见面我们要确定正义得以伸张
Janegotameetingwiththeprincipalthisafternoon,andwe'regonnamakesurejusticeisserved.
-"我们"-是啊
-"We"?
-Mm-hmm.
弗雷德这是我第一次期待去校长办公室
Fred,thisisthefirsttimeIhaveeverlookedforwardtogoingtotheprincipal'soffice.
谁在一直给你发短息
Whokeepstextingyou?
时尚俱乐部主席给我做了Facebook粉丝网页现在我是学校最受欢迎的女孩
TheFashionClubpresidentmademeaFacebookfanpage,andnowIamthemostpopulargirlatschool...
历史重演哦
again.
而这一次我都不必用吃香蕉就是让男生意乱情迷那种吃法
Andthistime,Ididn'tevenhavetoeatabananainawaythatmadetheboysblush.
打扰一下你是个演员吗
Excuseme,butareyouanactor?
什么事我是演员你看过我的作品吗
Why,yes,Iam.Haveyouseenmywork?
不是你是他
Notyou--him.
我在为新能量饮料"激爽"的广告选角你很适合
I'mcastingacommercialforthenewenergydrinkadrenalineRush,andyou'reperfect.
-他吗-我吗
-Heis?
-Iam?
等等可他根本不是演员
Wait.Buthe'snotevenanactor.
演戏能有多难对吧你的外形气质正合我意
Howhardcanitbe,right?
YouhavetheexactlookI'vebeensearchingfor.
人家的确是不经意间流露出了某种微妙的气质啦
Well,I-IguessIhavebeenknowntoexudeacertainjenesaisquoi.
那你是同意喽
Soyou'rein?
为什么不呢
Uh,whynot?
好给我办公室打电话
Allright.Givemyofficeacall.
哇没想到在这里这么容易就能当上演员
Wow!
Whoknewitwassoeasytogetworkasanactorinthistown?
每个人都要吃晚餐嘛
Well,youknow,everyoneneedstoeatdinner.
对了这应该算午餐
Oristhislunch?
我被认出来了
I'vebeenspotted.
狗仔队吗
Paparazzi?
病人正挥手呢
Apatient.Andnowshe'swaving.
抱歉你介意我...
I'msorry.DoyoumindifIjust...
不介意得满足粉丝需求啊
Ofcoursenot.Yougottogivethefanswhattheywant.
是我男朋友的手机他是位神经外科医生我应该接电话说不定有急诊肯德尔医生的电话他现在不方便接听能为你留言吗没问题我会转告他的好谢谢雪莉
It'smyboyfriend'sphone.It's--he'saneurosurgeon.Oh,Ishouldactuallyprobablygetthisincaseit'sanemergency.Dr.Kendal'sphone.He'snotavailablerightnow.MayItakeamessage?
Sure,I'lltellhim.Okay.Thanks...Sherry.
好消息夏皮罗太太的头不痛了她还做了苹果派对我表示感谢
Goodnews.Mrs.Shapiro'sheadacheshavestopped,andshe'smakingastrudeltothankme.
真贴心对了怕是急事我接了你的电话但不是要紧事是雪莉打来的
Howthoughtful.Oh,bytheby,Iansweredyourphone,incaseitwasanemergency,butitwasn't.ItwasSherry.
谢谢
Thanks.
她说她会睡得很晚你可以打给她
Oh,shesaidshe'dbeuplate,sofeelfreetocall.
好
Okay.
好
Okay.
饿死了你准备好点菜了吗
Iamfamished.Youreadytoorder?
是的
Yes,Iam.
那...睡得晚的雪莉她也是你的病人吗
So...Sherry-who-stays-up-late.Isshealsoa-apatient?
雪莉吗不是我要点奶酪焗鸡你呢
Sherry?
No.Uh,I'mgonnahavethechickenparm.You?
烤三文鱼我只是好奇雪莉是...
Grilledsalmon.I'mjustwondering.Sherrywouldbe...
她是我约会的另外一个女人
She'sanotherwomanI'malsodating.
抱歉我没听清什么
I'msorry.Ididn'tcatchthat.What?
我很喜欢你你既聪明又漂亮还很风趣
Ireallylikeyou.You'resmart.Youarepretty.Youmakemelaugh.
升级会员 