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Insteadof...?

That'

sright.

Neverhadthatdream.

No.

Anditturnsoutit'

smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!

[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]

Ross:

（mortified）Hi.

Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.

Areyouokay,sweetie?

Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...

Cookie?

（explainingtotheothers）Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.

Ohh.

（toRoss）Letmegetyousomecoffee.

Thanks.

Ooh!

Oh!

（ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.）

No,nodon'

t!

Stopcleansingmyaura!

No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?

I'

llbefine,alright?

Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'

llbeveryhappy.

Noyoudon'

t.

NoIdon'

t,tohellwithher,sheleftme!

Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...

No!

!

Okay?

Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?

Shedidn'

tknow,howshouldIknow?

SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...（Theyallstareathim.）DidIsaythatoutloud?

AlrightRoss,look.You'

refeelingalotofpainrightnow.You'

reangry.You'

rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?

（Rossgestureshisconsent.）

Stripjoint!

C'

mon,you'

resingle!

Havesomehormones!

Idon'

twanttobesingle,okay?

Ijust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!

（Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.）

AndIjustwantamilliondollars!

（Heextendshishandhopefully.）

Rachel?

Rachel:

OhGodMonicahi!

ThankGod!

Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'

tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!

Waitress:

CanIgetyousomecoffee?

（pointingatRachel）De-caff.（toAll）Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.（toRachel）Thisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?

Hi,sure!

Hi.

（TheygotohugbutRoss'

sumbrellaopens.?

Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.?

AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.）

Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?

OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden-（tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee）Sweet'

n'

Lo?

-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry!

AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout,andthat'

swhenithitme:

howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Y'

know,Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering'

WhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?

'

.（toMonica）SoanywayIjustdidn'

tknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadriftedapart,butyou'

retheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.

Whowasn'

tinvitedtothewedding.

Ooh,Iwaskindahopingthatwouldn'

tbeanissue...

Monica'

sApartment,everyoneisthereandwatchingaSpanishSoaponTVandaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.]

NowI'

mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe'

sreallynothappyaboutit.

（onphone）Daddy,Ijust...Ican'

tmarryhim!

msorry.Ijustdon'

tlovehim.Well,itmatterstome!

（ThesceneonTVhaschangedtoshowtwowomen,oneisholdingherhair.）

（reTV）Ooh,sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.

Isaypushherdownthestairs.

Phoebe,Ross,Chandler,andJoey:

?

Pushherdownthestairs!

（Sheispusheddownthestairsandeveryonecheers.）

monDaddy,listentome!

It'

slike,it'

slike,allofmylife,everyonehasalwaystoldme,'

You'

reashoe!

reashoe,you'

.AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid,'

WhatifIdon'

twannabeashoe?

WhatifIwannabea-apurse,y'

know?

Ora-orahat!

No,I'

mnotsayingIwantyoutobuymeahat,I'

msayingIamaha-It'

sametaphor,Daddy!

Youcanseewherehe'

dhavetrouble.

LookDaddy,it'

smylife.WellmaybeI'

lljuststayherewithMonica.

Well,Iguesswe'

veestablishedwho'

sstayingherewithMonica...

Well,maybethat'

smydecision.Well,maybeIdon'

tneedyourmoney.Wait!

Wait,Isaidmaybe!

[TimeLapse,Rachelisbreatingintoapaperbag.]

Justbreathe,breathe..that'

sit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings...Phoebe:

（sings）Raindropsonrosesandrabbitsandkittens,（RachelandMonicaturntolookather.）bluebellsandsleighbellsand-somethingwithmittens...Lalalala...somethingandnoodleswithstring.?

Theseareafew...

mallbetternow.

（grinsandwalkstothekitchenandsaystoChandlerandJoey.）Ihelped!

Okay,look,thisisprobablyforthebest,y'

Independence.Takingcontrolofyourlife.?

Thewhole,'

hat'

thing.

（comfortingher）Andhey,youneedanything,youcanalwayscometoJoey.MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.Andhe'

sawayalot.

Joey,stophittingonher!

sherweddingday!

What,likethere'

saruleorsomething?

（ThedoorbuzzersoundsandChandlergetsit.）

Pleasedon'

tdothatagain,it'

sahorriblesound.

Paul:

（overtheintercom）It'

s,uh,it'

sPaul.

Buzzhimin!

Who'

sPaul?

PaultheWineGuy,Paul?

Maybe.

Wait.Your'

notarealdate'

tonightiswithPaultheWineGuy?

Hefinallyaskedyouout?

Yes!

Ooh,thisisaDearDiarymoment.

Rach,wait,Icancancel...

Please,no,go,that'

dbefine!

（toRoss）Are,areyouokay?

Imean,doyouwantmetostay?

（chokedvoice）That'

dbegood...

（horrified）Really?

（normalvoice）No,goon!

sPaultheWineGuy!

（There'

saknockonthedoorandit'

sPaul.）

Hi,comein!

Paul,thisis..（Theyarealllinedupnexttothedoor.）...everybody,everybody,thisisPaul.

Hey!

Paul!

Hi!

TheWineGuy!

msorry,Ididn'

tcatchyourname.Paul,wasit?

Okay,umm-umm,I'

lljust--I'

llberightback,Ijustgottagoah,goah...

Awandering?

Change!

Okay,sitdown.（ShowsPaulin）Twoseconds.

Ooh,Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcan'

tbegood.

（Monicagoestochange.）

SoRachel,what'

reyou,uh...what'

reyouuptotonight?

Well,IwaskindasupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon,sonothing!

Right,you'

renotevengettingyourhoneymoon,God..No,no,although,Aruba,thistimeofyear...talkaboutyour-（thinks）-biglizards...Anyway,ifyoudon'

tfeellikebeingalonetonight,JoeyandChandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynewfurniture.

（deadpan）Yes,andwe'

reveryexcitedaboutit.

Wellactuallythanks,butIthinkI'

mjustgonnahangoutheretonight.?

sbeenkindaalongday.

Okay,sure.

HeyPheebs,youwannahelp?

Oh,IwishIcould,butIdon'

twantto.

Ross'

sApartment,theguysarethereassemblingfurniture.]

（squattingandreadingtheinstructions）I'

msupposedtoattachabracketythingtothesidethings,usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.Ihavenobracketything,Iseenowhimguyswhatsoeverand-Icannotfeelmylegs.

（JoeyandChandlerarefinishingassemblingthebookcase.）

（pickingupaleftoverpart）What'

sthis?

Ihavenoidea.

（JoeychecksthatRossisnotlookinganddumpsitinaplant.）

Donewiththebookcase!

Allfinished!

（clutchingabeercanandsniffing）ThiswasCarol'

sfavoritebeer.Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan,Ishouldhaveknown.

Hey-hey-hey-hey,ifyou'

regonnastartwiththatstuffwe'

reouttahere.

Yes,pleasedon'

tspoilallthisfun.

Ross,letmeaskyouaquestion.Shegotthefurniture,thestereo,thegoodTV-whatdidyouget?

Youguys.

Oh,God.

Yougotscrewed.

OhmyGod!

ARestaurant,MonicaandPaulareeating.]

Iknow,Iknow,I'

msuchanidiot.IguessIshouldhavecaughtonwhenshestartedgoingtothedentistfourandfivetimesaweek.Imean,howcleancanteethget?

Mybrother'

sgoingthroughthatrightnow,he'

ssuchamess.Howdidyougetthroughit?

Well,youmighttryaccidentallybreakingsomethingvaluableofhers,sayher-

-leg?

（laughing）That'

soneway!

Me,I-Iwentforthewatch.

Youactuallybrokeherwatch?

Barry,I'

msorry...Iamsosorry...IknowyouprobablythinkthatthisisallaboutwhatIsaidtheotherdayaboutyoumakinglovewithyoursockson,butitisn'

t...itisn'

t,it'

saboutme,andIju-（Shestopstalkinganddialsthephone.）Hi,machinecutmeoffagain...anyway..

Youknowwhatthescariestpartis?

Whatifthere'

sonlyonewomanforeverybody,y'

Imeanwhatifyougetonewoman-andthat'

sit?

Unfortunatelyinmycase,therewasonlyonewoman-forher...

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Onewoman'

slikesayingthere'

sonlyoneflavoroficecreamforyou.Lemmetellyousomething,Ross.There'

slotsofflavorsoutthere.There'

sRockyRoad,andCookieDough,andBing!

CherryVanilla.Youcouldget'

emwithJimmies,ornuts,orwhippedcream!

Thisisthebestthingthateverhappenedtoyou!

Yougotmarried,youwere,like,what,eight?

Welcomebacktotheworld!

Grabaspoon!

Ihonestlydon'

tknowifI'

mhungryorhorny.

Stayoutofmyfreezer!

ARestaurant,MonicaandPaularestilleating.]

Eversinceshewalkedoutonme,I,uh...

What?

.....What,youwannaspellitoutwithnoodles?

No,it'

s,it'

smoreofafifthdatekindarevelation.

Oh,sothereisgonnabeafifthdate?

Isn'

tthere?

Yeah...yeah,Ithinkthereis.-Whatwereyougonnasay?

Well,ever-ev-...eversincesheleftme,um,Ihaven'

tbeenableto,uh,perform.（Monicatakesasipofherdrink.）...Sexually.

（spittingoutherdrinkinshock）OhGod,ohGod,Iamsorry...Iamsosorry...

sokay...

Iknowbeingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedrightnow.Um...howlong?

Twoyears.

Wow!

m-I'

mgladyousmashedherwatch!

Soyoustillthinkyou,um...mightwantthatfifthdate?

（pause）...Yeah.Yeah,Ido.

sApartment,RacheliswatchingJoanneLovesChaci.]

Oh...see...butJoannelovedChachi!

sthedifference!

sApartment,they'

r