欢乐合唱团第一季第一集英文台词.docx

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欢乐合唱团第一季第一集英文台词

场景：

拉拉队员跳操

Sue:

Comeon!

Oh,girl,youcandoit,Justputyourbackintoit,Go,go,go,Go!

Youthinkthisishard?

Trybeingwaterboarded.that'shard.

场景：

WILL进学校

Will:

Makingsomenewfriends,Kurt?

Finn:

Hesureis,Mr.Shue.

Will:

Hey,Finn,youstillowemethatReporton"Whatyoudidlastsummer."

Finn:

Almosthalfwaydonewithmostallofit,Mr.Shue.（老师走开）It'shammertime!

Kurt:

Please,thisisfromMarcJacob'snewcollection!

Finn:

Wait.（脱掉hammer外套）Okay.（开打）

场景：

教室休息室

Will：

Where'sthecoffeepot?

男教练：

-Figginsgotridofit.Budgetcuts.Youknow,IknowforafactthattheyarestillgettinghotjavaatCarver.Weshouldstrike.

Sue：

Hello,boys.Whoneedsapick-me-up?

男教练：

Wow,lattes!

Sue：

Yeah,Iamabitofacoffeesnob.Now,thekeytoaperfectlatte,isinthetemperatureofthesteamedmilk.Ilikeminescalding.

男教练：

Hi,Emma.

Emma：

Hey,Ken.-Will,hi.（含情脉脉）

Will：

-Hey.

Emma：

What'swithallthelattes?

Sue：

Oh,Emma,IjustfeltsoawfulthatFigginscutthecoffeebudgettopayforanutritionistforthecheerios.

Emma：

Yeah,Iheardyouguyswent,like,$600overbudgetonthat.

Sue：

Myperformersdidn'tgetonfoxsportsnet.LastyearbecausetheyateatBaconJunction.Emma：

Sincewhenarecheerleadersperformers?

Sue：

Yourresentmentisdelicious.Well,Ihaveaphonerinacoupleofminutes.It'saninterviewonthetelephoneWithamajormediaoutlet.I'llprobablydoitonmyiphone.Enjoy.

男教练：

Thanksalot,Sue.

Emma：

Hey,didyouhearthatSandyRyersongotfired?

Will：

Really?

Well,who'sgoingtotakeovergleeclub?

Emma：

Don'tknow.

场景：

校长办公室

Will：

I'dliketotakeovergleeclub.

校长：

YouwanttocaptaintheTitanic,too?

Will：

IthinkIcanmakeitgreatagain.Thereisnojoyinthesekids.Theyfeelinvisible.That'swhyeveryoneofthemhasamyspacepage.

校长：

60bucksamonth.That'swhatIneedtokeepthisprogramup.

Will：

Andyou-youexpectmetopayit?

校长：

I'mcertainlynotgoingtopayforit.We'renottalkingaboutcheerioshere,Will.TheywereonFoxSportsNetlastyear.WhenGleeClubstartsbringingthatkindofprestigetotheschoolagain.Youcanhaveallthemoneyyouwant.Untilthen,60bucksamonth.Andyou'vegottousethecostumesandpropsyoualreadyhave.Butweneedthestoolsforwoodshop.

场景：

will内心独白

Hidingthe$60amonthfrommywife,Terri,wasgoingtobehard.ButIhadabiggerproblem.HowwasIgoingtogetthesekidsmotivated?

OnethingIknewforsure,weneededanewname."NewDirections!

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场景：

合唱团面试

Mercedes：

MynameisMercedesJonesandI'msinging...R-e-s-p-e-c-tFindoutwhatitmeanstomeR-e-s-p-e-c-tTakecare,tcb.Oh,hey,baby,yeah

Kurt：

Hello,I'mKurtHummel.I'msingingMr.CellophaneCellophane,Mr.Cellophane.Should'vebeenmyname,Mr.Cellophane.'causeyoucanlookrightthroughmeWalkrightbymeAndneverknowI'mthereNeverevenKnow...I'mthere.

Tina：

Tinac."Ikissedagirl."It'snotwhatI'musedtoJustwannatryyouonI'mcuriousforyouCaughtmyattentionIkissedagirlAndIlikedit...

Rachel：

Hi,mynameisRachelBerry,AndI'llbesinging"Onmyown"Fromtheseminalbroadwayclassiclesmiz.

Will：

Fantastic,let'shearit.

Rachel：

（唱歌）Onmyown.Pretendinghe'sbesideme.IlovehimButeverydayI'mlearningAllmylifeI'veonlybeenpretendingWithoutme,hisworldwillgoonturningAworldthat'sfullofhappinessThatIhaveneverknown...IlovehimIlovehimIlovehimButonlyonmyown...

Will：

Verynice,Rachel.

Rachel：

Whendowestartrehearsals?

场景（加入一段糟糕的舞蹈）

AndIsaidtomyselfSitdown,saidtomyself,sitdownSitdown,you'rerockingtheboatIsaidtomyself,sitdownSaidtomself,sitdown,you'rerockingtheboatAndthedevilwilldragyouunderBythesharplapelofyourcheckeredcoatSitdown,sitdown,sitdown,sitdown,sitdownYou'rerockingtheboat,sitdown,you'rerockingSitdown,sitdown,sitdown,you'rerockingtheboatSitdown,you'rerocking,sitdown,sitdownSitdown,you'rerockingtheboatSitdown...You'rerockingTheboat...

Rachel：

Wesuck.

Will：

Uh,it...It'llgetthere.We..wejustneedtokeeprehearsing.

Rachel：

Mr.Schuester,doyouhaveanyideahowridiculousweare.

Tina:

IthinkMr.Shueisusingironytoenhancetheperformance.

Rachel：

Thereisnothingironicaboutshowchoir!

（愤怒离开）

场景：

追出去后

Will：

Rachel...Rachel!

That'ssloppy!

You'resloppybabies!

Youchangedoutofyourcostume.

Rachel：

I'mtiredofbeinglaughedat.

Will：

You'rethebestkidinthere,Rachel.Thatcomeswithaprice.Look,IknowI'mjustasophomore,

Rachel：

ButIcanfeeltheclocktickingaway...AndIdon'twanttoleavehighschoolwithnothingtoshowforit.

Will：

Yougetgreatgrades.You'reafantasticsinger.

Rachel：

Everybodyhatesme.

Will：

AndyouthinkGleeClubisgoingtochangethat?

Rachel：

Beinggreatatsomethingisgoingtochangeit.Beingapartofsomethingspecialmakesyouspecial,right?

Ineedamaleleadwhocankeepupwithmevocally.

Will：

MaybeIcancoachKurtalittle.

Rachel：

Look,Mr.Shue,Ireallyappreciatewhatyou'retryingtodo.Butifyoucan'tgivemewhatIneed,thenI'msorry.I'mnotgoingtomakeafooloutofmyself.Ican'tkeepwastingmytimewithGlee.Ithurtstoomuch.

男教练：

Schuester!

Figginswantsyou!

场景：

校长室

Will：

Butwejuststartedrehearsals.

校长：

Myhandsaretied,Shue.Ineedtheauditorium.AlcoholicsAnonymouswantstorent.Itoutfortheirafternoonmeetings.Lotsofdrunksinthistown.They'repayingmetenbucksahead.

Will：

IfweshowatRegionals,Gleestays.Ifnot,thebarisopenintheauditorium.

校长：

Whatisitwithyouandthisclub?

You'vegotonlyfourkids...

Will：

Then,Iguessyou'vegotnothingtoworryabout.

校长：

Fine.Butyou'rerunningdetentionforfreetomakeituptome.

Will：

Deal.

场景:

家具店

Will：

Someonelooksbeautifultoday.

Will老婆：

Youlookveryhandsome.

Will：

Thankyou.Roastbeefonpumpernickel.Yourfavorite.

Will老婆：

-Oh,doesithavemayo?

Will：

-Yeah.

Will老婆：

Will,ifmydiabetescomesback,Ican'tgetpregnant.Whatiswrongwithyou?

Will：

IjustwantedtotellyouthatI'mgoingtohavetostartworkin'lateforthenextcouplemonths.I'm,uh,monitoringafter-schooldetention.

Will老婆：

What?

Will：

IhadtomakeadealwithFiggins.Sohewouldn'tkillGleeClub.

Will老婆：

But,Will,I'monmyfeetfourhoursaday,Threetimesaweekhere.NowIhavetogohome,AndIhavetocookdinnerformyself?

（愤怒离开）

离职老师：

William?

Will：

Sandy?

离职老师：

Howarethings?

IhearyouhavetakenoverGleeClub.

Will：

Yeah.I...hopeyou'renottooupset.

离职老师：

Areyoukidding?

Gettingoutofthatswirlingeddyofdespair...Bestthingthateverhappenedtome.Don'tgetmewrong.Itwasn'teasyatfirst.Beingdismissed,AndforwhatIwasaccusedof,mylong-distancegirlfriendinclevelandnearlybrokeupwithme.Tookmeweekstogetovermynervousbreakdown.

Will：

Didtheyputyouonmedication?

离职老师：

Better.Medicalmarijuana.It'sgenius.IjusttellmyDr.FeelgoodI'mhavingtroublesleeping,AndhegivesmeallofitIwant.I'mfindingthewholesystemquitelucrative.

Will：

You'readrugdealer?

离职老师：

Oh,yeah...makefivetimesmorethanwhenIwasateacher.Ikeepsomeformyself,AndthenItakemoneybathsintherest.

Will：

Who-whodoyousellitto?

离职老师：

Youwantin?

（展示毒品）

Will：

Uh,no...Imean,Itrieditonceincollege,ButTerriandIaretryingtogetpregnant,so...

离职老师：

-Idomyownpackaging.（给毒品）

Will：

-Sandy,no...

离职老师：

Andthefirstsampleisfree.Comeon,youaretheonewhoarecoachingthosetone-deafacnefactories.You'regonnaneedit.Callme.

Will:

Hey,Sue.CanIhaveasec?

Sue:

Sure,buddy.Comeonin.

Will:

Hey,Emma,yougotasecond?

Whatisthat,gum?

Sue:

YouwanttotalktomycheeriosaboutjoiningGleeClub?

Will:

Well,Ineedmorekids...performers...Andallthebestonesareinthecheerios,SoIfiguredsomeofthemmightwanttodoubleup.

Sue:

Sowhatyou'redoingrightnowiscalledblurringthelines.Highschoolisacastesystem.Kidsfallintocertainslots.Yourjocksandyourpopularkidsupinthepenthouse.Theinvisiblesandthekidsplayinglive-actionDruidsandtrollsoutintheforest..Bottomfloor.

Will:

And...wheredotheGleekidslie?

Sue:

Subbasement.

Emma:

Sue'snotwrong,butIdon'tthinkanythingissetinstone.Imean,youknow,kidsaregoingtodoWhattheythinkiscool,Whichisnotalwayswhotheyare.Youjustneedtofindawaytogetthemoutoftheirboxes.

Will:

Well,howdoIdothat?

Emma:

Theyfollowtheleader.Youknow,ifyoucangetacoupleofthepopularkidsTosignup,therestwillfallrightinline.

Will:

Ijustwanttotalktothem.

男教练：

Idon'tknow,dude.Ican'tseeanyofmyguyswantingtojointheGleeClub.Lastmonth,theyhelddownoneoftheirteammates,ShavedoffhiseyebrowsjustBecausehewatchedGrey'sAnatomy.

Will：

Look,allI'mlookingforisanintroduction.

男教练：

Fine.YougottoputagoodwordinformewithEmma.

Will：

Thereyougo,Cinderella.

Emma：

Thankyou.Ihavetroublewiththingslikethat,the,um...The...themessythings.Yeah.It'sreallynicehowmuchyoucareaboutGlee,Aboutthekids.

Sue：

Ifyoureallycareaboutthesekids,You'llleavewellenoughalone.Childrenliketoknowwheretheystand,Soletyourlittlegleekidshavetheirlittleclub,Butdon'tpretendthatanyofThemaresomethingthey'renot.

更衣室

男教练：

Circleup.Mr.Schuesterisgoingtotalktoyou.Ifyoudon'tlisten,youdolaps.Youmouthoff,youdolaps.Gotit?

They'reallyours,Will.

Will：

Thanks,Ken.Hey,guys,howyoudoing?

Uh,IthinkIrecognizesomeofyoufromSpanishclass,But,Uh,I'm...heretotellyousomethingdifferentMusicGleeclubneedsguys.I'm