高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本812.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本812
812TheOneWhereJoeyDatesRachel
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,MonicaandChandlerareenteringcarryinggroceriesandfindPhoebealreadytherestandinginfrontofahugeobjectthathasbeengiftwrapped.]
Phoebe:
Hey!
Igotyouapresent!
!
Chandler:
Ohmygoodness!
Wheredidyouhideit?
Phoebe:
IgotitforyourweddingandIordereditweeksago,anditfinallygothere!
Chandler:
Pheebsyoudidn’thavetogetusanythingforourweddingyoualreadysang…
Monica:
（interrupting）Iloveit!
It’shuge!
!
Let’sopenit!
Openit!
!
（Monicaripsopenthepaper.）
Phoebe:
It’saMs.Pac-Manmachine!
!
Monica:
OhmyGod!
Phoebe:
Ididn’tknowwheretoputitsoIjustleftitherefornow.
Monica:
Ohwell,maybewecanputitintheguestbedroom.
Chandler:
Oh,okay.
Monica:
Allright.（Hegoestopushitanditdoesn’tmove.）
Chandler:
Ikindalikeithere.
Phoebe:
Doyoureallylikeit?
Monica:
Areyoukidding?
!
Ipracticallyspentmyentirechildhoodatthearcade!
Thisislike—Ohmy,thisislikemysecondfavoritegame!
Phoebe:
Ohreally?
Whatwasyourfirst?
Monica:
WellI-Ireallydon’trememberthenameofit.
Chandler:
Wellwhatdiditdo?
Monica:
Well,youjust—youputaquarterinandy’knowpull-pullsomehandlesandwinlikeacandybarorsomething.
Chandler:
Avendingmachine?
Monica:
Don’tfeelbadforme!
Iwonlikeeverytime!
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,JoeyandRachelarethereasRossenters.]
Ross:
Hey!
Oh,I’msogladyouguysarehere.I’vebeendyingtotellsomeonewhathappenedinthePaleontologydepartmenttoday.
Joey:
（ToRachel）Doyouthinkhesawusorcanwestillsneakout?
Ross:
ProfessorNeuman,theheadofthedepartment,so….
Rachel:
Theymadeyouheadofthedepartment!
Ross:
No,Igettoteachoneofhisadvancedclasses!
（Pause）Whydidn’tIgetheadofthedepartment?
（Goesandgetssomecoffee.）
Joey:
Oh!
HeyRach,listenumm…
Rachel:
Yeah.
Joey:
Igotabigdatecomingup,doyouknowagoodrestaurant?
Rachel:
Uh,Paul’sCafé.Theygotgreatfoodandit’sreallyromantic.
Joey:
Ooh,great!
Thanks!
Rachel:
Yeah!
Oh,andthenafterwardsyoucantakehertotheFourSeasonsfordrinks.Oryougodowntownandlistentosomejazz.Ordancing—Oh!
Takeherdancing!
Joey:
Yousurearenamingalotofwaystopostponesex,I’lltellya…
Rachel:
Ooh,I
missdating.Gettin’alldressedupandgoingtoafancyrestaurant.I’mnotgonnabeabletodothatforsolong,andit’ssomuchfun!
Imeannotthatsittingathomeworryingaboutgivingbirthtoasixteenpoundbabyisnotfun.
Joey:
Hey,y’knowwhat?
Rachel:
Huh?
Joey:
Whydon’tItakeyouout?
Rachel:
What?
!
Joey,youdon’twanttogoonadatewithapregnantlady.
Joey:
YesIdo!
Andwe’regonnagoout,we’regonnahaveagoodtime,andtakeyourmindoffofchildbirthandc-sectionsand-andgiantbabyheadsstretchingout…
Rachel:
（interrupting）Okay!
I’llgowithya!
I’llgo!
I’llgowithya.
Joey:
I’llbefun.
Rachel:
Allright?
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,MonicaiswatchingPhoebeplayMs.Pac-Man.]
Phoebe:
No.No!
Yes!
Ahh.Oh,wouldyoulookatthatMonica?
Ijustknockedoffallofyourtopscores,
howsad.
Monica:
Okay,I’mnext.（Phoebestartsanothergame.）Don’t!
Don’tstartanothergame!
IsaidI’mnext!
Phoebe!
Phoebe:
Oh,I’msorry.Ididn’thearyouoverallthewinning.
Monica:
Chandler!
Phoebe’shoggingthegame!
Chandler:
Whocares?
It’sastupidgame.
Monica:
Youonlythinkit’sstupidbecauseyousuckatit.
Chandler:
Idon’tsuck.It’ssucks.Yousuck.
Phoebe:
Waitokay,ifthisgameisgonnacauseproblemsbetweenthetwoofyou,thenmaybeIshouldjustkeepit.
Monica:
No!
No-no!
Iloveit!
Itisagreatpresent!
Infact,whydon’tyougohomeandwaitforthethankyoucard?
Chandler:
Whydoyouwanttoplaythisgamesobad?
Phoebe:
Yeah!
It’snotlikeitspitsoutaClarkbaraftereverygame.
Monica:
Okay.Phoebethat’sit.Comeon,getout—outofthechair.Getout!
（ShegoestomovePhoebe,butPhoebegoeslimpandMonicacan’tmoveher.）Ohcome…Phoebe!
[Scene:
JoeyandRachel's,RachelisgettingreadyforherdatewithJoeyasthereisaknockonthedoor.]
Rachel:
Joey?
Couldyougetthat?
（ThereisnoanswerandshegoesandopensthedoortoJoey.）Whatareyoudoinghere?
Ithoughtyouwereinyourroom?
Joey:
No,I’mpickingyouupforourdate.Theseareforyou.（Handshersomeflowers.）
Rachel:
Ohh,Lilies.Joey,they’remyfavorite.Thankyou.
Joey:
And,abrownie!
（Handsherabagwiththebrownieinit.）Well,halfabrownie.Actually,it’sjustbag.It’sbeenalongwalkfromtheflowershopandIwasstartin’tofeelfaintso…
Rachel:
Ohman!
Thisissogreat!
IactuallyfeellikeI’mgoingonarealdate!
Although,Ihaveahintofmorningsickness,andI’mwearingunderwearthatgoesuptoabout…（Shesnapsthewaistbandonherunderwearthatisjustslightlybelowherbreasts）…there.
Joey:
Heycomeonnow,thisisarealdate.Uh,so…niceplaceyougothere.Foosball,huh?
Pizzabox.Oh,asubscriptiontoPlayboy,mykindofwoman.
Rachel:
Yeah,actuallythat’sm
yroommate’s.
Joey:
Iwouldliketomeethim.Hesoundslikeastandupguy.
Rachel:
Ahyes,buthe’sveryprotectiveofmesoyou’dbetterwatchyourself.
Joey:
Ah…Hey,sothisroommateofyours…ishegoodlooking?
Rachel:
Hm-mmm.
Joey:
Ohyeah,itmustbetoughtokeepyourhandsofhim,huh?
Rachel:
（laughs）Yeah,butI’mprettysurehe’sgay.
Joey:
No-no-no-no,he’snot!
No!
Whyareyoutryingtoruinthegame?
Comeon!
[Scene:
N.Y.U,Rossisteachingaclass.]
Ross:
…whichbringsusbackofcoursetoGre
ely’stheoryofdominance.（Thebellrings.）Okay,that-that’sallfortoday.Oh,uhdoesanyoneknowwheretheFreemanbuildingis?
Student:
Yeah,it’sthenewbuildingonAvenueA.
Ross:
What?
!
That-that’sallthewaycrosstown,I’msupposedtoteachagraduateseminarthereintenminutes.
Student:
Ooh,dude.That’snotgonnahappen.
（Rossgrabshisthingsandrunstothedooronlytobeblockedbyhisexitingstudents.）
Ross:
Moveit!
Moveit!
Moveit!
!
Hey!
!
!
I’mtheteacher!
!
[Scene:
TheFreemanBuilding,Rossisenteringhisnewclasscompletelyoutofbreath.]
Ross:
Hello.（Hethrowshisjackettowardsthecoatrackandmisses.）I’msorryI’malittlelate.Ah—（Checkshiswatch）—Whoa!
Alotlate.Letmestartbyuh,byintroducingmyself,IamProfessorGeller.（Thebellrings.）Sotosumup,I’mProfessorGeller.Goodjobtoday.
[Scene:
ARestaurant,awaitressistakingJoeyandRachel’sdinnerorder.]
Rachel:
Nowthefiletmignon,whatcomeswiththat?
Waitress:
There’sasideofsteamedvegetables.
Rachel:
Emmm.Now,insteadofthevegetables,isthereanywayIcansubstitutethethree-poundlobster?
Joey:
Y’knowwhat?
Bringherboth,andI’llhavethesame.（Thewaitressleaves.）
Rachel:
Wow!
Thisisshapinguptobeaprettygooddate—Oh,Ialmostforgot.Ididn’tpayyoutherentcheck.
Joey:
Ohwhoa-whoa-whoa,noroommatestuff.Okay?
We’reonadate.
Rachel:
Okay.Wow!
SoIgettoseewhatJoeyTribbianiislikeonadate.Sodoyouhaveanymoves?
Joey:
No!
No.Umm,justmyselfandiftheydon’tlikemefor—（Laughs.）I’msorryIcouldn’teven
getthroughthat.
Rachel:
Iknewit!
Iknewit.Comeontellmeyourmoves.
Joey:
Ohalright.Umm,well,okay,Iusuallystartbyhavingabottleofwinesenttomytablefromafan.
Rachel:
OhmyGod.Andthatworks?
!
Joey:
Wellitdoeswhenyoucombineitwith,"Thisissoembarrassing,Ijustwanttohaveanormallife!
"
Rachel:
Oh,youpoorlittlefamousman.
Joey:
Ohokay,howaboutthisone.Iwasgonnawaituntiltheendofthenighttokissyou,butyou’resobeautiful…Idon’tthinkIcan.
Rachel:
（looksinterested）OhmyGod!
Wow!
Thatwasfantastic,Ialmostleanedin.Ireallyalmostdid!
Joey:
Alright,so…sotellmeoneofyourmoves.
Rachel:
Alright.Sowhere’dyougrowup?
Joey:
That’
syourmove?
BoyRach,you’reluckyyou’rehot.
Rachel:
Comeon,justanswerthequestion!
Joey:
（exasperated）Queens.
Rachel:
Andsowere-wereyouclosetoyourparents?
Joey:
Yeah,withmymom.Yeah,notsomuchwithmydad.
Rachel:
Whynot?
Joey:
Idon’tknow.Iguessthere’sjustalwaysbeenthisdistancey’know—Imeanwebothtrytopretendit’snotthere,butitis.
Rachel:
（sympathetic）Oh.（Startsrubbinghiswristwithherfingers.）It’sgottaberough.
J
oey:
Yeah,itis.It’sreallytough.Y’knowsometimesIthink—Wow!
!
Nicemove!
Rachel:
Huh?
Joey:
"Where’dyougrowup,"it’ssosimple!
Rachel:
Thankyou!
Andnowifyou’llexcuseme,Ihavetogototherestroom.
Joey:
Yeah.
（Rachelgetsupandheadsfortherestroom.）
Rachel:
Andnowyou’rewatchingmewalkaway.
Joey:
YesIam!
Againsosimple!
[Scene:
MonicaandCha
ndler's,MonicaisenteringtofindChandlerplayingMs.Pac-Man.]
Monica:
Hey.
Chandler:
YouarenotgoingtobelievewhatIdidtoday!
Monica:
Wellitclearlywasn’tshoweringorshaving.
Chandler:
Igotgood.IplayedthisgamealldayandnowIruleatit!
TheyshouldchangethenameofittoMs.Chandler.（Pause）AlthoughI-Ihopetheydon’t.
Monica:
Waitaminute,youstayedhomealldayandplayedMs.Pac-ManwhileIwentofftoworklikesomekindofchump?
!
Chandler:
Uh-huh,andIgotallthetoptenscores,IerasedPhoebeofftheboard!
Highfive!
（HoldsuphishandtogiveMonicaahighfive,onlyhecan’tstraightenhisfingers.）
Monica:
Whatisthe
matterwithyourhand?
Chandler:
WellI’vebeenplayingitforlikeeighthours,it’llloosenup.Comeon,checkoutthescores.Oh,andalsolookattheinitials,they’redirtywords.
Monica:
Chandler,whywouldyoudothat?
Chandler:
Becauseit’sawesome.
Monica:
Youthinkthisisclever?
Chandler:
Welly’know,theyonlygiveyouthreeletters,soafterA-S-Sitisabitofachallen
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