高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本918.docx

高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本918.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本918

918TheOneWithTheLottery

Scene:

CentralPerk-Chandler,Monica,Phoebe,RossandRachelaresittingonthesofas.Joeyenters

Joey:

Monica,hey,canIborrowthePorsche?

Monica:

Ok.

Joey:

Alright!

Monica:

Butehm...whatisitnot?

Joey:

（abashed）Aplacetoentertainmyladyfriends.

Monica:

Andwhatelseisitnot?

Joey:

（evenmoreabashed）Aplacetoeatspaghetti.

Monica:

Verygood!

（Giveshimthekeys）Whatdoyouneeditforanyway?

Joey:

Ohwell,thepowerballlotteryisupto300millionandtheydon'tsellticketshereinNewYork,so...

Rachel:

Oh!

Soyou'redrivinguptoConnecticut?

Joey:

（hesitatesforamoment）YeahConnecticut...NotWestVirginia.

Monica:

Hey,maybeI'lldriveyouupthere!

I'dliketobuysometicketsmyself!

Joey:

Uh!

Monica:

YeahwithChandlernotgettingpaid,wecouldreallyuse300milliondollars.

Chandler:

Yeah,becauseifIwasatmyoldjobwe'dsay300million?

Nothankyou!

Phoebe:

Heywillyougetmeticketstoo?

Rachel:

Yeahmetoo.oh!

Ihaveanidea.Whydon'tweallpitchin50bucks,we'llpoolourmoneytogetherandthenifwewin,we'llsplitit!

EveryonealmostsimultaneouslyexceptRoss:

yeahthatsagreatidea!

Ross:

Nothanks!

Phoebe:

Youdon'twannawinthelottery?

Ross:

（inamockingvoice）Uh...sureIdo,andIalsowannabeKingofmyowncountryandfindoutwhathappenedtoAmeliaEarhart.

Chandler:

StillonAmeliaEarhart?

Ross:

Thewomanjustvanished!

Joey:

Seriously,Ross,youdon'twantinonthis?

Ross:

No!

Doyouknowwhatyouroddsareofwinningthelottery?

I...Imeanyouhaveabetterchanceofbeingstruckbylightning42times.

Chandler:

Yesbutthere'ssixofussowe'donlyhavetogetstruckbylightning7times.

Joey:

Ilikethoseodds!

Ross:

Seriouslyyouguys,Ican'tbelieveyou'regoingtospend250dollarsonthelottery,Imeanthat'ssuchabunchofboohaki.

Chandler:

（lookingaroundattheothers）I'llask.（ToRoss）Boohaki?

Ross:

Ohoh,wethinkEmmaisabouttostarttalkingsowe'retryingtobecarefulaboutwhatwordsweuseinfrontofher.

Rachel:

Yeahsogetreadytohearalotofehm...boohaki,goshdarnitandbrotherpucker.

Monica:

Howdoyouknowshe'sgonnastarttalking?

Rachel:

WellwhenItalktoherIalmostfeellikesheunderstandswhatI'msaying.

Chandler:

KindalikeJoey.

Joey:

（whowasn'tpayingattention）What'sthatnow?

Openingcredits

Scene:

MonicaandChandler'sapartment.Monica,Chandler,RachelandJoeyareinthekitchen

Monica:

God!

Lookatallthesetickets!

It'ssoexciting!

YouknowIhaven'twonanythingsincethesixthgrade.

Chandler:

Pieeatingcontest?

Monica:

Oh!

YouassumebecauseIwasheavythat'stheonlywayIcouldwinsomething?

Chandler:

No,Isawapictureofyoucoveredinblueberries.

Monica:

（smiling）Thatwasagoodday!

（SuddenlyRosscomesrunningintotheapartment）

Ross:

（yellingtoMonica）They'retowingyourcar,they'retowingyourcar!

!

Monica:

I'mparkedinagarageonMorton!

Ross:

（panting）They'retowingacar.AndIamseeing...spots.

Joey:

（soundingpanicky）OhmygodRoss!

Youdon'thaveEmma!

AndRachelyoudon'thaveEmma!

（Startsyelling）Where'sEmma?

WhohasEmma!

?

Rachel:

Joeyrelax!

Mymotherpickedheruptwohoursago.Youwerethere!

Joey:

（notyellinganymore）Iwas?

Racel:

Yesandyoutalkedtoher...

Joey:

Idid?

Rachel:

Shedroppedoffacasserole?

Joey:

Ohyeah!

Thecasserolelady.

Monica:

（toRoss）So,didyoucomebytowatchuswinthebigbucks?

Ross:

Yeah,uh...andthenIfiguredafteryouwin,wecouldallgoouttothebalconyandseeanightrainbowwithgremlinsdancingontopofit!

（phonestartsringingandChandlercomesrunningoutofthebathroom）

Chandler:

（hysterical）Don'ttouchthephone!

I'llgetit,I'llgetit,I'llgetit!

!

（picksupthephone）

Ross:

（toMonica）Thinkhewashedhishands?

Chandler:

（intoreceiver）Hello?

HeyCharlie,whatdoyouknow?

Rachel:

（toMonica）What'sgoingon?

Monica:

Chandlerissupposedtofindoutifhe'sgettinganassistentjobathisadagency.Butoutofthe15interns,theyareonlyhiringthree.

Joey:

Ooh!

Toughodds!

Ross:

（mockingly）Yeahifonlyitwereasurethinglikeyour24statelottery!

Joey:

（smiling）Lookwho'scomingaround!

Chandler:

（stillonthephone）Damnit.Alrightcallmewhenyouknowmore.

Joey:

（excited）Didyougetit?

Chandler:

Oneoftheslotsgotfilled.

Joey:

（Stillexcited）Byyou!

?

Chandler:

Sensethetone!

NothatkidNategotit.

Monica:

Oh!

Ihatethatguy!

Imeancomeonkid!

Pullupyourpants!

Chandler:

YeahIknow.

Rachel:

Well,there'stwospotsleftright?

Chandler:

Yeah...ImeanIwantthissomuch!

Imean,Iwannagetone,IwantmyfriendCharlietogetone...ExceptIdon'tcareaboutCharlie.

（Phoebeenters）

Phoebe:

（excited）Heyyouguys!

Ok,you'renotgoingtobelievethis!

IjustsawmypsychicandshesaidIwasdefinitelygonnawinthelotterytonight!

Monica:

Heythatremindsme,IthoughtwecouldusesomeextralucksoIbroughtawishbonehomefromwork.

Ross:

（mockingly）ApsychicANDawishbone?

Guys!

Givesomeoneelseachance!

Monica:

Alright,whowantstodoit?

Phoebe:

OhcanI?

Veg

etariansnevergettodothewishbone.It'sreallynotfaireither!

Youknow,justbecausewedon'teatthemeatdoesn'tmeanwedon'tliketoplaywiththecarcasses!

Monica:

Ok,heyRach?

Rachel:

Ohno,I'mgood,Idon'twannagetthatturkeysmellallovermyhands.

Joey:

I'lldoit!

!

It'llgetthecasserolestinkoffofmine.

（PhoebeandJoeybothgrabonesideofthewishbone）

Phoebe:

IhopeIwin!

Monica:

Well,itdoesn'treallymatter...you'rebothwishingforthesamething,right?

Joey:

Ican'ttellyouwhatI'mwishingfor!

Else...youknow...won'tcometrue!

Monica:

Right!

..butwe"know"whatyou'rewishingfor!

Joey:

Can'treallysay!

Monica:

Iunderstand,butyou'rewishingforwhatwethinkyou'rewishingfor,aren'tyou?

Joey:

（slightlyirritated）I'mnotreallycomfortablewiththesequestions!

Rachel,ChandlerandMonica:

Please,justdoit!

Phoebe:

One,two,three!

（theybreakthewishbone）

Joey:

Iwon,hey!

Ross:

Youknowwhat,I'msureyourwishisgonnacometrue,but,youguys-justincase,maybeageniewillcomeoutifwerubthislamp!

（rubslamp,stopsbecauseit'sveryhot）Ah!

!

Thatthinggetshot!

!

Rachel:

Youknow,Ross,justkeepmakingyourjokes.Howareyougonnafeelifweactuallydowin?

Ross:

Uh,you'renotgonnawin.

Rachel:

Oh,Iknow,Iknow,theoddsareagainstus,butsomebodyhastowin,anditcouldbeus!

Andthenhowyougonnafeel?

Youknow,we'regonnabealllike"oheverybody,let'stakeourhelicoptersuptothecape"andyou'regonnabealllike"oh,Ican'tguys,I'llmeetyouguysupthere,IgottagasuptheHyundai"

Ross:

Ok,I'veheardmyselfontapeandIsoundnothinglikethat.

Chandler:

Icanseetheheadlinenow:

"Lotterywinners'friendfilledwithregreteatsownarm".

Ross:

WhywouldIeatmyownarm?

Chandler:

Wellyouwouldn't,butweownthepaper,wecanprintwhateverwewant.

Monica:

Youknowwhat,Ross?

I'mgonnathrowin50bucksforyou.

Ross:

Why?

Monica:

BecauseIknowthatyouthinkthelotteryis"boohaki"butwe'reallhereandgonnawatchthenumbersandhavefun.Andyou'remybrother,andIwantyoutobeapartofthis.

Ross:

Youdon'thavetodothat,I'llpayformyself.Butjustthefactthatyouwantmetohavefunwithyouguys-that'ssosweet!

Comehere（theykissandhug）

Phoebe:

Getaroom!

Chandler:

Ok,sonowthatyou'rein,whatareyougonnadoifwewin?

Ross:

Idon'tknow,probablyjustinvestit.

Chandler:

Ooh!

Calmdown...

Joey:

Seriously,that'syourfantasy?

Toinvestit?

Ross:

Oh,I'msorry,didIsay"investit"?

Imeant"becoolandpissitallaway"（JoeyandChandlerpleased）

Joey:

Ooh,ooh,Iknow!

WeshouldpoolallownmoneyandbuytheKnicks!

Rachel:

Idon'treallycareabouttheKnicks.

Joey:

Oh,youwillwhenIpickyouasstartingforward.

Rachel:

（touched）Youwoulddotha

t?

Inevergetpicked!

Chandler:

Youknow,I'mnotsureasportsteamisthewaytogo.

Joey:

You'renotgonnaletmebuytheKnicks?

?

Ican'tbelieveyou'retakin

gthisawayfromme!

Chandler:

You'reright,ithasbeenyoudreamforover15seconds.

Ross:

（toRachel）Uh,howlonguntiltheyannouncethenumbers,Mommy?

（pause）

Chandler:

（looksaround）I'lltakethisonetoo（toRoss）Uh...Mommy?

Ross:

Oh,I'vegottenintothehabitofcallingRachel"Mommy

"whenwe'rearoundEmma.WhichInowrealizewearenot...

Rachel:

I'mhopingthatifshehearsitenoughitwillbeherfirstword.

Ross:

Althoughifwe'regonnadothat,weshouldprobablycallme"Daddy"too.

Phoebe:

Oooh,Ilikethat,"daddy"（inasexytone）

Ross:

I...IwasjusttalkingaboutRachel.

Phoebe:

（stillinsexytone）Oooh,isdaddygettingangry?

Isdaddygonnaspankme?

Ross:

（triestobesexytoo）Wellthatdepends...haveyoubeenabaaadgi..（stops）noIcan't.

（Phonerings,Chandlerpicksup）

Chandler:

Hello?

Hello?

Oh,heyCharlie.Didanybodyelsehear?

...What?

Susangotit?

?

How?

Ohman,Iwouldhavesleptwithhim!

!

..Alright,

bye.（hangsup）

Joey:

Dude,I'msorry.Buthey,there'sonespotleft,right?

Chandler:

Wellno,Charlie'sgonnagetthat.

Monica:

Hey,don'tsaythat!

Yougotjustasgoodachanceasanybodyelseofgettingthatjob!

Chandler:

He'stheboss'sson.

Monica:

Comeon,lottery!

!

（everybodycheers）

Rachel:

Ooh,youguys,itstartsinlike20minutes.

Monica:

Ok,herewego.Weneedtosortouttheticketsasquicklyaspossibletoseeifwe'vewon.Sodoesanybodyhaveanyideashowtoorganizethis?

（doesn'tletthemanswer）Ok,howaboutthis:

wedividetheminto6groupsof40,andtheremaining10canbereadbywhoeverfinishestheirpilefirst.

Rachel:

Ooh,Ihaveanother