高中英语《Frinds老友记》第4季中英文对照完整剧本 406 The One With The D.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第4季中英文对照完整剧本406TheOneWithTheD

406TheOneWithTheDirtyGirl

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Rossandabeautifulblonde（Cheryl）arestandingoutside.Therestofthegangiswatchingfrominside.]

Cheryl:

So,thankyouforthedeliciousdinner.

Ross:

You'rewelcomeforadeliciousdinner.

[inside]

Phoebe:

Heywhatareyouguyslookingat?

Chandler:

Rossandthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.

Phoebe:

Yeah,cometopapa.

[CherylwalksawayandRosswalksinside.Everyonestaresathimindisbelief.]

Ross:

Iknow!

Monica:

ProbablytheonlytimeI'lleversaythis,butdidyouseetheassonher?

Chandler:

Wheredidyou,whendidyou,howdidyou...（JoeyhitsthebackofChandler'shead）Howdidyougetagirllikethat?

Rachel:

Yeah,sowhatisshe,likea...likeaspokesmodel,oranaerobicsinstructor,what?

Ross:

Actuallyshe'sapaleontologydoctoralcandidate,specializinginthecentazoicera.

Chandler:

Okay,butthat's,like,theeasiestera.

Ross:

I'veseenheratwork,butIalwaysfigured,ah-huh?

But,uh,Imadeherdinner.Wehadagreattime.Andwe'regoingoutagaintomorrow.

Rachel:

Wellmaybesheandherfriendsarejusthavingacontesttoseewhocanbringhomethebiggestgeek.

Ross:

Finebyme;hopeshewins.

OPENINGCREDITS

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's.Ross,Rachel,andPhoebearethere.Chandlere

nters.]

Chandler:

Hi.Youguyshaveanywrappingpaper?

Phoebe:

Oo!

Isitformybirthdaypresent?

Chandler:

Phebes,itwasyourbirthday,like,monthsago.

Phoebe:

Yeah,butrememberyousaidyouorderedsomethingspecial,anditjusthasn'tcomeyet?

Chandler:

Well,Ihaveacallinaboutthat.

Phoebe:

'Kay.

Chandler:

Actually,thisisforKathy'sbirthday.It'sanearlyeditionofherfavoritebook.

Rachel:

Oh,TheVelveteenRabbit!

OhmyGod,whentheboy'slovemakestherabbitreal!

Chandler:

Okay,butdon'ttouchit,becauseyoufingershavedestructiveoils.

Rachel:

Huh.Well,thenyou'dbetterkeepitawayfromRoss'shair.Sothisisprettyrare.Howdidyougetthat?

Chandler:

Oh,itwasn'tabigdeal.Ijustwenttoacoupleofbookstores,talkedtoacoupleofdealers...calledacoupleoftheauthor'sgrandchildren.

Rachel:

Oh,honey,that'ssosweet.

Phoebe:

Yeah,andwhatagreatwaytosay,"Isecretlyloveyou,roommate'sgirlfriend!

"

Chandler:

Itdoesn'tsaythat.Doesit?

Ross:

Howdoyouthinkit'sgonnalookwhenyougethersomethingincrediblymeaningfulandexpensiveandherboyfriendJoeygivesheranorange?

Chandler:

Okay,allright,I'lljustuh,makesurethatuh,Joeygetshersomethingreallygreat.

Phoebe:

It'sgottabebetterthanthatbook.Oo!

Likeacrossbow!

Monica:

（Enteringfromherbedroom,talkingonthephone）Yeah,onceagain,Iamsorry.Thankyou.Bye.（Tothegang）Ijusthadtoturndownajobcateringafuneralforsixtypeople.

Rachel:

OhmyGod!

Whathappened?

Monica:

Sixtyguests.

Ross:

So,uh,whydidyouhavetoturnitdown?

Monica:

BecauseIdon'thavethemoneyortheequipmenttohandlesomethingthatbigonsuchshortnotice.Imeanthere'snoway.

Phoebe:

Wow,whatiswithallthenegativity?

YousoundlikeMonican't,notMonican...（Monicalooksalmostpuzzled）...Monica.Look,youknow,youhavebeenplayingaroundwiththiscateringthingforoverthreeyears.Doyouwanttobeacatererornot?

Monica:

Idon'tknow.

Phoebe:

Thereyougo,that'sthespirit!

Okay!

Now,ifyouneedmoney,Iwilllendyoumoney,butjustgetmoving!

Monica:

Really?

CauseI'dneedlike$500forallthefoodandthesuppliesandstuff.

Phoebe:

Okay!

It'sworthit,ifitwillgetyoumoving.Youhaven'tworkedinmonths.

Monica:

Well,you'renotworkingeither.

Phoebe:

Yes,butI'mdoingthis.

Monica:

Yeah,that'dbegreat!

Thankyou!

[Joeyenters]

Joey:

Hey!

Everyone:

Hey.

Kathy:

CanIborrowthekeystoyourapartment?

Joey:

Why?

[KathywhisperssomethinginJoey'sear]

Joey:

Youcanpeehere!

Kathy:

Ahahaha...haha..yesIcan,ofcourse.Excuseme.

Chandler:

It'sokay,theduck'susingourbathroomanyway.（Kathygoesintothebathroom.）HeyJoe!

WhatareyougettingKathyforherbirthday?

Joey:

We'veonlybeengoingoutforacoupleofweeks,doyouthinkIgottagethersomething?

Everyone:

Yeah!

Rachel:

Yes,youhavetogethersomething,anditshouldbesomethingreallynice.

Joey:

Oh,Iknow...

Rachel:

Andnotoneofyourcouponsforanhourof"JoeyLove."

[cuttoanewscene,alsoinMonicaandRachel'sapartm

ent.Rachelissitting,Phoebeisnearby.]

Phoebe:

Ooo,acrossword!

CanIhelp?

Rachel:

No!

I'msorry,honey,it'sjustthatlastweekIgotallbutthreeanswersandIreallywanttofinishawholeonewithoutanyhelp.

Phoebe:

Fine.Butyoucan'thelpmedevelopmynewuniversallanguage.

[Monicaenters]

Monica:

Hey!

Rachel:

Hey,how'ditgo?

Monica:

OhmyGod,itwasthebestfuneralever!

Imean,everyonelovedthefood,andguesswhat?

Ievengotanotherfuneralfortomorrow--thedead-guy-from-today'sbestfriend.Imean,itislikeIamtheofficialcatererforthataccident!

Phoebe:

Mon!

I'msohappyforyou!

Monica:

Thanks.Like,checkoutmynewcateringstuff.（Picksuptwofryingpans）Lookatthis!

I'manomeletstation!

Omelet?

Madetoorder!

Phoebe:

I'llhaveone,please.Plusmymoney.

Monica:

Oh.Well,Ididn'trealizethatyouneededitbackrightaway.Imean,youtoldmetogoandbeacaterer.SoIwent.Ibeed.Imean,I...Iusedittobuyallthisstuff.Butlook--I'vegotanotherjobtomorrow,soI'llpayyoubackwiththemoneyImakefromthat.

Phoebe:

Oh.Okay.Oo,sorryIactedlikeabank.

Monica:

Okay.

[Scene:

OutsideCheryl'sapartment,RossandCherylarekissing]

Ross:

（movedbythekiss）Huh...

Cheryl:

Um,wouldyouliketocomein?

Ross:

Didhomo-erectushuntwithwoodentools?

Cheryl:

Accordingtorecentfindings!

[Theygointotheapartment.Insidetheapartmentitlookslikeasewagedumpexplodedandlandedinherlivingroom.Thereareclothesandfoodandjunkcoveringeverysquareinchofspace.Imeanpigshavenicerpens.Rossiscompletelyshocked.]

Cheryl:

（throwingfoodaroundtheroom）HereMitzi!

HereMitzi!

Ross:

Mitziis.....

Cheryl:

Myhamster.Ihopeshe'sokay,Ihaven'tseenherinawhile.Haveaseat.

Ross:

（mouths"where?

"）Uh...Ohhey,doyou,uh（stepsonsomegarbageandfalters）...doyouhaveany,um,CinnamonFruitToasties?

Cheryl:

What?

Ross:

Well,Ido!

Whydon'twegobacktomyplace,lightacoupleofcandles,breakopenaboxofCinnamonFruitToasties,uh...

Cheryl:

I'drathernot.

Ross:

Oh,yeah,whynot?

Cheryl:

Okay,um,don'ttakethisthewrongway,butyourplacekindahasaweirdsmell.

[Scene:

AkitchenwherePhoebeandMonicaarefinishing

upacateringjob]

Monica:

Oh,iseverythinginthecar?

Phoebe:

Yes.Didyousettlethebill?

Monica:

No.Ihatethispart.

Phoebe:

Oh,lookwhatwealmostleft.（Picksupacoffeemaker）

Monica:

No,that'snotmine.

Phoebe:

Oh,allright.

Oh!

Lookwhatwealmosttook!

[cuttothelivingroomofthesamedwelling,wherethefuneralguestsaremingling.Monicaenters.]

Monica:

Excuseme,Mrs.Burkart?

Well,we'reallcleanedupinthekitchen.

Mrs.Burkart:

Oh,good.Thankyou.

Monica:

Um,and,wellthere'sthe..thethesmallmatterof...

Mrs.Burkart:

Dear?

Monica:

Justthematterof...payment?

Mrs.Burkart:

（ingrief）Jackusedtohandlethefinances!

（Breaksintotears）

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,Rachel

isonthecouchstilldoingthecrossword.Chandlerisinthekitchen.]

Rachel:

Youknowwhatweshouldalldo?

Goseeamusical.

Chandler:

（confused）Sure...

Rachel:

Andyouknowwhichoneweshouldsee?

The1996Tonyawardwinner.Doyouhappentoknowthenameofthatone?

Chandler:

Idon'tknow...um,Grease?

Rachel:

No....

Chandler:

Rent?

Rachel:

Yes!

Rent!

Chandler:

Okay,sowhendoyouwanttogo?

Rachel:

What?

Oh,I'msorry,Ican't,I'mbusy.

Joey:

（enteringtheapartment）Hey.Man,itissohardtoshopforgirls.

Chandler:

Yes,itis,atOfficeMax.

Rachel:

Whatdidyougether?

（Joeyopensuparectangularblackboxandholdsupapen.）

Chandler:

Apen.

Joey:

It'stwogiftsinone.It'sapenthat'salsoaclock!

Huh?

Chandler:

Huh-huh!

Youcan'tgiveherthat.

Joey:

Whynot?

Chandler:

Becauseshe'snoteleven!

Andit'snottheseventhnightofHanukkah!

Rachel:

Okay,honey,whathemeansbythat,is...whilethisisaverynicegift,maybeit'sjustnotsomethingaboyfriendgives?

Joey:

Sureitis!

Sheneedsapenforwork,she'swriting,sheturnsitover...."Whoa!

It'stimeformydatewith

Joey!

"

Chandler:

Allright,look,look.Whatdid...whatdidyougetforAngelaDelveccioforherbirthday?

Joey:

Shedidn'thaveabirthdaywhileweweregoingout.

Chandler:

Forthreeyears?

Joey:

（whiningandheadingtowardthedoor）Look,it'stoolate,andIgotanaudition.Ican'tshopanymore!

I...

Chandler:

Allright.IwillgooutandIwilltrytofindsomethingforher,okay?

Joey:

Thanks,man.Andoh,whileyou'reatit,couldyougetheracard?

Chandler:

Wouldyoulikemetowriteheralittlepoemaswell?

Joey:

Or...justgetacardthathasapoemalreadyinit.

[Scene:

Backinthekitchenatthefuneral.Phoebeisthere,Monicaenters.]

Phoebe:

ButMon,youhavetogetourmoney!

Monica:

Oh,Phoebe,shecouldn'tstopcrying!

Withthosethickglasses,hertearslookedgiant.

Phoebe:

Iknow,it'stough.YouknowwhatthefirstthingIdidaftermymother'sfuneralwas?

Monica:

What?

Phoebe:

Paythecaterer!

Look,I'vehadalotofjobs,okay,andtherearesomepeoplewhojustalwaystrytogetoutofpaying.It'seither,youknow,"thatmassagewasn'tlongenough,or,"Idon'trecognizeany