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经典美剧《老友记》第二季第十二集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语

Thatcommercialalwaysmakesmesosad.那个广告总是让我悲从中来

Yeah,butthentheguyopenshisbeerandthosegirlsrunathim,但是那个家伙一开啤酒女人就拥上来了…

so,everythingseemstoworkoutOK.…所以最后一切还好的

ImeantbecausethemonkeyinitremindsmeofMarcel.我的意思是那只猴子让我想到了马赛

Icanseethat,我看得出来

'causetheybothhavethosebigbrowneyesand,yaknow,thelittlepoutychin.它们都有棕色的大眼睛还有鼓鼓的小下巴

Andthefactthatthey'rebothmonkeys.而且它们都是猴子

SometimesIwonderifIdidtherightthing,yaknow,givinghimaway.有时候我怀疑我是不是做错了不应该把它送走

Oh,Ross,youhadto,Imean,hewashumpingeverythinginsight.你是不得已的啊看到什么东西都要上

Imean,IhaveaMalibuBarbithatwillnolongerbewearingwhitetoherwedding.我的马里布芭此娃娃结婚不能穿纯洁的白纱了

Rememberwhensometimeshe'dborrowyourhat,and,andwhenyougotitbackthere'dbelittlemonkeyraisinsinit.记得有时它会跟你们借帽子…

Rememberwhensometimeshe'dborrowyourhat,and,andwhenyougotitbackthere'dbelittlemonkeyraisinsinit.…等你要回来的时候里面会有小小的猴子”葡萄干”?

Yeah,wellsure,whenhedidit,itwasfunny.WhenIdidittomyboss'shat...它干的就叫好玩如果我对我老板这么做的话…

allofthesuddenIhavethisbigattitudeproblem.突然就变成了我的态度不好

Hey,hey,checkitout,guesswhatIgot.你们看，猜我有什么?

Rhythm?

韵律感，对不对?

No,myfirstfanmail.不是，第一封影迷信

No,myfirstfanmail.Alright!

'DearDr.Remore,..”亲爱的雷医生

knowthatIloveyouandwoulddoanythingtohaveyou.'Gosh.我爱你，为了得到你我可以不惜一切”

'Yournot-so-secretiveadmirer,EricaFord.'”你不神秘的仰慕者方艾丽”

Oohwait,等一下

'PSenclosedpleasefind14ofmyeyelashes.'：

”附注：

随函附上了我十四根的睫毛”

Yaknow,incrazyworld,thatmeansyou'remarried.在疯子的世界里那就表示你结婚了

Thiswasn'taddressedtoDaysofOurLives,thisis,thiscametoyourapartment.这不是寄到制作单位的这是直接送到你家去

There'snostamponit,thiswomanwasinourbuilding.她去过我们的大楼

Ohmygod,我的天啊

Igotmyveryownstalker.我有我自己的变态影迷了

Ooh,whereareyouoffto,Travelin'Jake?

你上哪儿去了?

Well,there'sthis,uh,paleontologyconferenceinL.A.因为洛杉矶有一个古生物学研讨会

soIfiguredI'dgoandthendrivedowntothezooandsurpriseMarcel.我会去，然后开车到动物园给马赛一个惊喜

YouknowIthinkhewillbesurprised,'tillherealizeshe'samonkey,anduh,我想它会很惊喜的直到它发现它是猴子…

youknow,isn'tcapableofthatemotion.…它根本就没办法有那种情绪

Oh,Phoebe,thatreallycuteguyishereagain.菲此，那个可爱的家伙又来了

Oh,oh,OK,soeveryone,pretendlikeI'mtellingyouastory,假装我在讲故事给你们听

OK.And,andit'sreallyfunny.Soeveryonejustlaugh,…故事非常的好笑所以大家要笑

Iknow,Iknow.我知道

Iknow,Iknow.Hello.

-Hi.I'mRobDohnen.（Rob:

ChrisIsaac）-HiRobDohnen.我叫罗伯杜南罗伯杜南

-Idon'tknowanythingaboutmusic,butIthinkyou'rereally,reallygreat.-Oh,wow.我对音乐一窍不通不过我觉得你非常棒

Anyway,IscheduleperformersforthechildrenslibrariesaroundthecityandIwasjustthinking,我在替市里的儿童图书馆安排艺人的演出

haveyoueverthoughtaboutplayingyoursongsforkids?

我在想，你有没有想过为小孩子演唱你的歌呢?

Oh,Iwouldlovetohavekids...我好想要小孩哦…

you're,you'rethe,you're,meplaythesongsthatIwillwriteforthem.听我…听我演唱我为他们写的歌

-Hey,whaddyawannadofordinner?

你今天晚饭做什么?

-Wellwecouldjuststayinandcookforourselves.我们可以留在家里吃自己啊

-Hello.-It'sErica.我是艾丽

Ah,thestalker.变态影迷

Nevermind,it'sopen.没关系，门没关

Yes,hittingherwithafryingpan'sagoodidea.对，用平底锅打她是个好主意

Wemightwannahaveabackupplan,though,justincasesheisn'tacartoon.不过，我们应该想点别的以防她不是卡通人物

Let'sgetoutofhere.离开这里

Theonetimethey'renothome.偏挑这个时候不在

OK,we'lljustleave,andwhenwepassheronthestairs,我们走时在楼梯上碰到的时候…

shewon'tknowit'sme'causewe'venevermet.…她不会知道是我因为我们没有见过啊

That'showradiostarsescapestalkers.那是收音机明星的方法

She'scomin'.她来了

It'sme.是我

Uhh,thisisit,thisishowwe'regonnadie.就这样了，我们就这样死的

-Ready?

-Wait,wait,wait.预备好了?

等等。

。

-Ready?

-Wait,wait,wait.Ok.

-Hi.（Erica:

BrookeShields）-Erica.艾丽

-Mr.Geller?

-Hi.盖勒先生?

DeanLipson,zooadministrator.黎迪恩，我是这里的行政组长

Iwastoldyouhadaquestion.听说你有个问题，是不是?

Well,Iuh,Ican'tseemtofindthemonkeyIdonatedlastyear.我似乎找不到我去年捐的猴子它是一只戴帽猿…

He'sacapuchan,answerstothenameMarcel.…它的名字叫做马赛?

Ahh,I'mafraidIhavesomebadnews.我恐十自有个坏消息要告诉你

Marcelhaspassedon.马赛它已经过世了

OhmyGod,whathappened?

天哪，怎么会呢?

Wellhegotsick,andthenhegotsicker,它生病了，然后它病得很重…

andthenhegotalittlebetter…然后它突然好了一点

butthenhedied.然后就死了

Ican'tbelievethis.我真不敢相信

I'msorryMr.Geller.Butyaknow,there'sanoldsaying,很抱歉，盖勒先生你也知道嘛，俗话说

'Sometimesmonkeysdie.'”猴子难免一死”

It'snotagreatsaying不是很好的俗语…

butitcertainlyisfittingtoday.…用在今天却很贴切

Well,yaknow,someoneshouldhavecalledme.那应该有人通知我才对呀对不起

I'msorry.Look,Iknowthiscan'tbringhimbackbuthere,it'sjustagesture.我知道这不能够让它复活,这是我一点心意，请收下

Zoodollars?

动物园礼券?

Yes,andcomeseethebirdshowat4.Themacawswearhats.对，四点请过来看一看乌秀金刚鹦鹉戴帽子

Wellit'salotcuterifyourmonkeyhasn'tjustdied.你的猴子没死的话会可爱多了

-Ooohhh.-Iknow.我知道

Ican'tbelieveJoey'shavinglunchwithhisstalker.Whati-,whatisshelike.真不敢相信乔伊去跟他的变态影迷吃饭她长得怎么样?

-Well,yourememberCathyBatesinMisery?

-Yeah.你还记得”战栗游戏”里面的凯西贝兹?

Well,shelookstheexactoppositeofthat.她长得跟她完全相反

Andshe'snotcrazy?

那她不是疯子吗?

Ohnonono,she'satotalwackjob.不，她的完全秀斗了

Yeah,shethinksthatJoeyisactuallyDr.DrakeRemore.她以为乔伊真的是雷崔克医生

OhmyGod.我的天哪

Ah,andImean,he'sgoingoutwithher?

Hecannotpersuethis.然后他还要去跟她约会?

他不能这么做的

Hey,justbecausethiswomanthinksshecanactuallyseeJoeythroughthemagicalboxinherlivingroom就因为这个女人以为她可以在她的客厅黑盒里面看乔伊…

doesn'tmeanshe'snotaperson.…并不表示她就不是人啊

Imean,doesshenotdeservehappiness,doesshenotdeservelove?

我是说，她应该得到快乐也应该得到爱呀

What'reyoulookin'atmefor?

He'stheonewhowantstoboffthemaniac.你们看我干什么?

想上那个疯子的是乔伊研

YouOK?

你还好吧?

No,uh-uh,I'mjust,I'mnervous.So,youknowwhat,maybeifIjust,ifIpicturethemallintheirunderwear.不，我只是很紧张如果我幻想他们只穿内衣…

That'snotagoodidea,that'skindathereasonthelastguygotfired.不，那个主意不好上个家伙就是那样被开除的

I'mjust,I'm,I'm,I'musedtoplayingforgrown-ups.我只是…我习惯为大人演唱

Yaknow,theyjust,grown-upsdrinktheircoffeeanddotheirgrown-upthing,大人只是…边喝咖啡边做他们大人做的事

yaknow,andkidslisten.小孩呢……会专心听

Thisisahugeresponsibility.What?

我觉得这个责任好重大怎么了?

Areyougonnakissme?

你要亲我吗?

-Iwasthinkin'aboutit.-OK.我正在考虑

OK,alrighty,let'splaysometunes.那好，好耶，让我们来些音乐

-Hieverybody,I'mPhoebe.-HiPhoebe.各位，我是菲比

-Hieverybody,I'mPhoebe.-HiPhoebe.OK,um,

I'mgonnaplay,um,somesongsaboutgrandparents,OK.现在我要唱一首关于祖父母的歌

Now,grandma'sapersonwhoeveryonelikes,sheboughtyouatrainandabright,shinybike.奶奶走到哪里都大受欢迎她送你火车跟一辆簇新单车

Butlatelyshehasn'tbeencomingtodinner,Andlasttimeyousawhershelookedsomuchthinner.但最近她不再来共进晚餐上回你看到她时她看起来瘦多了

Now,yourmomandyourdadsaidshemovedtoPeru,你妈跟你爸说她搬去秘鲁

butthetruthisshediedandsomedayyouwilltoo.La-la-lalala-la-lalala-la-lala...事实上她死了，有一天你也会

-Oh,Drake,isn'titamazing?

-Yeahitis...崔克，这真是太好了是啊，没错

what?

怎么了?

Well,herewesit,devilmaycare,现在我们轻松地坐在这儿…

justalittlewhileagoyouwerereattachingsomeone'sspinalcord.…但不久前，你还在重注西蒙的脊髓

Yeah,thatwasatrickyone.是啊，那实在不简单

Inreality,thatoperationtakeslike,over10hours,buttheyonlyshoweditfor2minites.事实上那个手术要花上十几个钟头可是他们只播了两分钟而已

Who'sthey?

“他们”是谁？

Noone.没有啦

OhDrake,youaresotalented,letmeseethosehands.崔克，你真有才华让我看看那双手

Ohthesehands,thesebeautifulhands,这双美丽的手

ohIcouldjusteatthem...butIwon't.真想吃掉它们,但是我不会

Good,otherwisemywatchwouldfalloff.不然我的手表一定会掉下来

No,seriously.不，说真的，

Thesehands.Thesemiracle,magical,life-givinghands.这双手…这双…救人无数，创造奇迹的手

Oh,justtobenearthem,touchthem,maybeevenlickone?

只要靠近，抚摸或许甚至舔一只就好了

Alright,justone.好吧，一只就好了

Wow,you'regoodatthat.你很行耶

OhmyGod!

Someone,he'schoking.Isanyonehereadoctor?

天哪，来人哪，他噎住了这里有没有医生?

Well,yes,yes,thebestdoctorinallofSalem,Dr.DrakeRemore.沙仑市最好的医生就在这儿雷崔克医生

Meetmeinthenocturnalhousein15minutes.你十五分钟之后到夜行馆等我

Uhh,heylook,Idon'treallyenjoybeingwithothermenthatway.少来了我不喜欢跟别的男人那样

But,um,zoodollars?

要动物园礼券吗?

It'saboutyourmonkey.It'salive.我要告诉你有关你猴子的事它还没死

Idon'tunderstand,whydidn'tyouhelpthatman?

我不懂，你为什么不救他?

Uhh,cause,uhh,I'maneurosurgeonandthatwasclearlyacaseof,uh,uh,foodalchokage.因为我是神经外科医生他显然是患了…“食道阻塞症”

Alright,look,Igottotellyousomething.好吧，听着我要坦白一件事…

No,nonono,youdon'thavetotellmeanything.Youdon'thavetoexplainyourselftome.你什么都不用告诉我你不用向我解释什么

Ooh,whoamItoquestionthegreatDr.DrakeRemore?

我算老几啊竟然敢怀疑伟大的雷医生

-Ishouldjustbehappytobenearyou.-HeyI-能接近你，我就该满足了

Heywhat?

嘿什么?

That'sit,justhey.Likeattheendofadance,HEY!

Hey.He-hey.就那样，只是嘿像结束了一首舞那样，嘿

There'llbetimeswhenyougetolderwhenyou'llwanttosleepwithpeoplejusttomakethemlikeyou...Butdon't.有一天你们会长大你们会想跟别人上床只为搏得他们欢心

Causethat'sanotherthingthatyoudon'twannado,everybody!

因为…你不要做的事一起来

That'sanotherthingthatyoudon'twannado.那是另一件你不要做的事

-Excellent!

-Veryinformative!

太棒了，很有教育性

Notatallinappropriate!

一点也不会不恰当

Thankyouforcomingeverybody.There'recookiesintheback.谢谢各位光临后面有饼干要送给你们

Thatwasgreat,thekidslovedyou.真是棒透了孩子们爱死你了

Yay,Irock.对呀，我酷毙了

Andyouknowwhy?

Becauseyoutoldthetruth,你知道为什么吗?

因为你说实话

andnobodyevertellskidsthetruth.Youwereincredible.从来没有人对小孩子说实话你真是了得

But.但是

Howdidyouknowtherewasabut?

你怎么知道还有”但。

。

。

“

Isensethesethings.Itwaseitherbutorbutter.不是”但是”就是”蛋饼”

Thethingis,Ithinksomeoftheparents,theywerekindahopin'thatyou'dplaymoresongs我想问题是有些父母会希望你多唱一点…

aboutlike,barnyardanimals.农场动物那类的歌曲

Icandothat.这个我办得到啊

-Really?

-Yeah.真的？

Becausethatwouldbefantastic.因为那样子会非常棒

What?

Youwannakissme?

怎么?

你要亲我吗?

Thinkin'aboutit.我正在考虑

Ahh,thebat.Ambassadorofdark