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生活大爆炸第11季第20集字幕对白纯英文看电影学英语打印word版

IfBruceBanner'sdrivingarentalcar

andturnsintotheHulk,doyouthinkhe'scovered,

ordoesheneedtoaddtheHulkasanadditionaldriver?

Youreallyneedagirlfriend.

Mailman'shere!

Aw.Rememberwhenheusedtogetatexcitedtoseeus?

DoyouhaveanymailforDr.SheldonCooper?

Ido,butIcan'thanditrighttoyou--

Ihavetoputitinthebox.

AndthatiswhatseparatestheU.S.PostalService

fromthosehippiesatFedEx.

Oh,goody!

Whatissoexciting?

It'saletterfromDr.Wolcott.

We'vebeencorrespondingaboutmystringtheoryresearch.

Wait.RobertWolcott?

LikeWolcott'sTheoremWolcott?

Theverysame.

Didn'thegocrazyandcutoffallcontactwithpeople?

Yeah,hewasdrivenmadbyafriend

whokeptwantingtotalkabouttheHulk'scarinsurance!

Oh.He'sinvitedmetohiscabinfortheweekend,

todiscussabreakthroughhe'shad.

-Hiscabin?

-Yes.Helivesoffthegrid,

upinthemountains.

Soyou'regonnagotothemiddleofnowhere

andspendtheweekendwithacrazymanyou'venevermet?

Yes.Why?

Noreason.Havefun.

Oh,niceone.

Hey,Penny,that'swhatyousoundlikewhenyouread.

-Hey!

-What?

‬‬

Hesaidit.

Sheldon,whatareyoudoing?

IamdecodingDr.Wolcott'sletter

usingthisbookasthekey.

Aren'tconversationsmorefunwhenthey'reincode?

Yes.ButI'musingacodewhere"Yes"means"No."

Oh.Igotit!

He'sgivenmedirectionstohiscabin.

Heseemsalittleparanoid.

Heisnotparanoid.

-Whatareyoudoing?

-Followinghisinstructions.‬‬

Leonard,youarenotlettingSheldongoalonethisweekend.

Iamagrownman--Idon'tneedsomebodytochaperoneme.

Ijustneedhimtodropmeoff,pickmeup,

andpackmeasacklunch.

Don'tlookatme.

Whenthemusicstopped,youwereholdingSheldon.

Amycan'ttakehim--it'sherbachelorettepartythisweekend.

Yes,itis--

becauseI'mgettingmarried!

Areyougonnabedoingthatallweekend?

Yes.Doyouknowwhy?

Becauseyou'regettingmarried!

Allright,Leonard,

lookslikeyou'redrivingme.

Butmaybeyoucoulddropmeatthebottomofthemountain.

IwanthimtothinkI'mcool.

That'sgreat,everyone'sgotweekendplans.

Amyhasherbacheloretteparty,

andSheldon'sgonnagotothewoodsandgethuntedforsport.

Yeah,assomeonewhohastotrackhimeverytime

hegetslostinIKEA,

IfeellikeI'dbereallygoodatthat.

Leonard,youcannotdrophimoff.

Youhavetostaywithhimandkeephimsafe.

-Howard,youhavetogoandkeepLeonardsafe.-Fine.‬‬

Igetit--andyouwantmetogoandkeepHowardsafe.

-Actually,I...-Uh,justsayyes,orhe'sgonnawant‬‬

tocometothebacheloretteparty.

Areyousureyou'regonnabeokaythisweekend?

Ofcourse.

No,I'mmuchmoreconcernedaboutyou.

Iknowhowyougalsbehavewhenthemenareaway.

Youdo?

I'vereadTheBacchaebyEuripides.

Drinkingwine,ridingpanthers...

Proofthatgirlshavegonewildforover2,500years.

Well,IwishIcouldsaynoneofthatisgonnahappen,

butPennyisplanningit,andsheisthereason

Iownthoseunderwearwithwritingacrossthebutt.

Well,justbecareful,

anduseprotection.

Whatdoyouthinkisgonnahappen?

Idon'tknow.Butit'sgoingtobesunny,

andyouburneasily.

It'llbefine.

I'msurethere'llbesomedrinkingandsomedancing,

andthenamailman'llprobablyshowup

andtakehisclothesoff...

Nicholasisgoingtotakehisclothesoff?

No,notourmailman.

Adancerpretendingtobeamailman.

Impersonatingafederalemployee?

Oh,where'stheafter-party,prison?

It'ssweetthatyou'reworriedaboutme.

Well,ofcourseI'mworriedaboutyou--

Iwantyoutobesafe.

AndIwantyoutobesafe.

Iwillbe.I'llhavemyfriendswithme.

Ifanythingshouldgowrong,Icanusethemashumanshields.

Formostofhumanhistory,

timewasbelievedtobeanobjectivepartofreality.

ButwiththecontributionsofImmanuelKant,

scienceandphilosophy...

WhenIsaidyoushouldmakeaplaylistfortheroadtrip,

Imeantmusic.

Thisisbetterthanmusic--

thisisalectureonnonlineartime.

Soundslikeit'sjustonregulartime.

Yes.ButIputitonshuffle.

Thisisnice.

Thefourofushaven'ttakenatriplikethis

sinceLeonard'sbachelorparty.

AndnowhereweareforSheldon's.

Yeah,uh,Leonard...

AsSheldon'sbestman,Ineedtoinformyou

thatthisisnotabachelorparty.

Andtellthemwhy.

Becauseyou'reatiresomescold.

No.It'sbecauseabachelorparty

istypicallyahedonisticblowout

wherenopleasuresoftheflesharedenied.

I'mnotinterestedinthat.

HowisthatnotexactlywhatIsaid?

Okay,now,

IpromisedSheldonthingsweren'tgonnagettoocrazytonight.

ShouldIbeworried?

Oh,justaboutwhoyou'remarrying.

Justcomeon.

Welcometoyour...

bacheloretteparty!

It'saquiltingbee!

Mybacheloretteparty'saquiltingbee!

Isn'titperfect?

Yeah,insteadofoiled-upstrippersandsextoys,

wethought:

whatdoesAmylike?

Amylikesthequiltingbee!

Well,thisplaceiscreepy.

Why?

Well,didyouseehisvegetablegarden?

HeirloomtomatoesinApril.

Creepy.

Okay,listen.

Dr.Wolcottisabrillianttopologist.

Weneedtosetsomegroundrulessothatyoudon'tembarrassme.

Nomagic.Nowhining.

You--justno.

Uh,howcomehegetstowhine?

Dr.Wolcott?

Dr.Wolcott?

Dr.Wolcott?

That'salotoflocks.

Mm.Thatwasalotofknocks--theyweremadeforeachother.

-Dr.Wolcott.-Dr.Cooper.‬‬

Uh,whoarethesepeople?

Oh,thesearemyfriends.Iwroteabouttheminmyletter.

Oh,letter?

Ididn'tgetaletter.

Well,that'sbecauseIjustsentitthismorning,youknow?

Soscoreoneforlineartime.‬‬

Well,um,Idon'tnormallyallowstrangersintomyhouse.

Butwhenyoudo,you-youletthemout,right?

Dr.Cooper,ifyoucanpromiseme

thesemenshareyourintellectandacademicrigor,

yeah,Isupposetheycanjoinus.

Youguysmightneedtowaitinthecar.

Well,letmeshowyouaround.

ThisisthechairwhereIdomostofmythinking,

mythinkingaboutwork.

Now,mythinkingaboutpeoplewhohavewrongedme,

Idooverthere.

I'vealwayssaidthatIshouldgetagrudgechair.

-Leonard,haveInotalwayssaidthat?

-Mm,youhave--

-butyouwereworriedyou'dspendtoomuchtimeinit.-Yeah.

Thatwasarealconcern.

Oh,myGod,thistomatoisamazing!

Icaneatitlikeanapple.

MysecretisIfertilizeitwithmyownmanure.

Thelookonyourface.

It'sasortofgrin.Youwanttoknowwhatkind?

So,Dr.Wolcott,

inyourletter,yousaidyouhadanewmathematicalapproach

thatwouldhelpmeconceptualizethedimensionsinstringtheory?

Uh,yes,yes,yes,yes.Butbeforewegetstarted,

Iamgoingtoneedtocollecteverybody'sphone.

Oh.Why?

‬‬

Becausethey'relittlelisteningdevices,aren'tthey?

Yes,forpeopletospyonyouandstealyourwork.

Yeah,whathappenedtothegoodolddays

whereifsomeonewantedtostealyourwork,

theyhadtohireaprostitutetoseduceyou?

Whotoldyouaboutthat?

Justmakingajoke.

Yeah,it'snotfunnywhenithappens.

Allright,now,

you'reprobablygoingtowanttostartwiththisnotebookhere.

-Oh.Oh,my.-Hereweare.‬‬

nooffense,Dr.Wolcott,butI'mnotsurethismakesanysense.

That'sbecauseI'vewrittenitallbackwards.

You...Wow.

That's"Wow"backwards.

Hmm.Youknow...

-Istilldon'tgetit.-Well,plusthenumbersareletters

andthelettersarenumbers.Oh.‬‬

Ilovehim.

Areyouhavingfun?

Yeah.

Ijust,uh,finishedsewingthistoptobottom.

NowI'mgonnasewitsidetoside.

Paceyourself.

Somemoretea?

Oh,lovely.

Seriously?

Whatthehell?

-Huh?

-What?

‬‬

Thisismybacheloretteparty,teaandquilts?

Well,yousaidyoudidn'twantanythingcrazy.‬‬

Yes,butIsaiditlike,"Idon'twantanythingcrazy."‬‬

WhichclearlymeansIwantedsomethingcrazy.

Imean,isthishowboringyouthinkIam?

Penny,sheaskedyouaquestion.

Ofcoursenot.

SoyouthoughtthatIwouldlikequilting?

-Well,don'tyou?

-OfcourseIlikequilting!

It'stheslowestwaytomakeablanket!

Butthisismybacheloretteparty!

It'ssupposedtobefunandwildandfullofbaddecisions.

Hey,wecanmakebaddecisions.

Shehadtwokidsback-to-backandIthoughtyou'dlikethis,

sowe'reofftoagoodstart.

Comeon,let'sgosomewherewecandobodyshots

-offshirtlessbartenders.-Yes.‬‬

Idon'tknow.Thatmightbetoomuch.

Allright,youknowwhat,

whydon'twestayhome,havealittlewine...

Whatareyounotgettingaboutthis?

!

Dr.Wolcott,yourworkontimeisrevolutionary.

Iwouldsaythankyou,

but,inmytheoryoftime,

you'vealreadycalledmyworkrevolutionary,

I'vealreadythankedyou,

andIhaterepeatingmyself,

solet'smoveon.

Waitaminute,are-areyousayingthattime

hasmultipledimensions,thesameasspace?

No.No,I'mnotsayingit--

themathissayingit.

ThoughitisthemaththatIinvented,

so,yes,IguessIamsayingit.

Youunderstandinganyofthis?

Ihaven'tunderstoodanythingsincepooptomato.

Mygoodness,

thisisincredible.

See,I-I'mjustnotseeingwherestringtheoryfitsintoallthis,‬‬

andthat'swhereIthinkthatyouandI

couldbeofhelptoeachother.

Thankyou.I'dbehonored.

Allright.Allowmetoshowyoumymostrecentjournal.

Sheldon'sright.

Thisguy,thisguy'sbrilliant.

Yeah,Imean,he'salittle...kooky,

butamindthatcanreconceptualizetime

probablyhasareasonforkeepingajar

oftoenailclippingsthatwejustdon'tunderstand.

Icouldspendmonthsupherejustgoingthroughhismath.

IthinkSheldonmight.

Great.Who'sgonnatellAmy

welostherfiancetoamadmaninthemountains?

Hey,Idrove.

Thisissoexciting.

Canwedoabodyshot?

I'vealwayswantedtodoabodyshot.

Also,w