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生活大爆炸第11季第21集字幕对白纯英文看电影学英语打印word版

Whatareyoudoing?

PigeoncheckforSheldon.

Northside'sallclear!

Great.Let'slookatsomeplanets!

Hey,why'dyoulugyourtelescopeallthewayoverhere?

Leonardhasoneinourapartment.

Yeah,I'mgonnauseLeonard's.

Mightaswellholdmyhanduplikethisandsquint.

Idon'tknow.Itseemedprettygood.

Youknow,oncewhenthecablewentout,

IwatchedanentireepisodeofTheBachelor

onaTVacrossthestreet.

Thisone'smoreofaprofessionalmodel.

Sowasthegirlhepicked!

Thisbaby'sgotaten-inchdiameterwithf/10ACFoptics.

AndtonightMercuryisatitshighestelongation.

水星离太阳太近达到大距公众才好观测

Itmakesfar-awaythingsseemclose,

andMercuryisaplanet.

IknowMercuryisaplanet.

Butthe-theotherthingwashelpful.

Oh.Lookatthat.

-NeilGaimantweetedaboutmystore!

-Whatdidhesay?

-NeilGaimantweetedaboutmystore!

-Whatdidhesay?

Uh,"Nexttimeyou'reinPasadena,

CheckoutTheComicCenter.

Greatvibe,oldschool,

theownerreallyknowshisstuff."

Isn'tthatamazing?

Well,uh,it'snoSandman,butIguesswecan'texpect

everythinghewritestobeamasterpiece.

Whenwasheinyourstore?

Ihavenoidea.IthinkIwouldrememberthat.

Obviously,vibraniumisthemostpowerfulmetalincomics.

What,morepowerfulthanadamantium?

He'sright.

Wolverine'sclaws,Ultron'soutershell.

NeedIgoon?

Youdon'tneedto,butyouprobablywill.

WhataboutWonderWoman'sbracelets?

Goodpoint.

Strongasametalandfierceasafashionchoice.

Youknow,

Thor'shammer'sprettypowerful,

andinthecomics,it'smadeoutofenchanteduru.

Uh,yeah,Ithinkit'stheenchantment

that'spowerful,nottheuru,

but,uh,thanksforplaying.

Oh,man,Ican'tbelieveNeilGaimancamein,

andweweren'teventhere.

CanyouseeMercury?

Canyouseeit?

Onesecond.

Youknow,theGreekversionofMercury,Hermes,

Youknow,theGreekversionofMercury,Hermes,

wasworshippedinAthens

bythecarvingofgiantwoodenphalluses.

Please,Amy,

getyourmindoutoftheancientAtheniangutter.

Gotanotherfollower.I'mblowingup.

Great.Howmanydoesthatmake?

Highdoubledigits.

-Thenineties?

-Middoubledigits.‬‬

Hey,uh,Penny,doyouwanttocheckthisout?

Yeah,sure.

Allright,just,uh,lookthroughhere,

andifyouwanttotakeapicture,justpushthatbutton.

Okay.

Oh,whatisthat?

IsitMercury?

I'mreallyjonesingforMercury.

Ithinkit'salittleearlyforMercurytobevisibleyet.

Playinghardtoget.

Ilikethatinaplanet.

No,there'ssomethingfuzzy.

Isityourteenyears?

No.

Yes.Shutup.

Look.Lookatthat.IthinkIseesomething.

Itcouldjustbeyoureyelash.

It'snotaneyelash!

Okay,well,uh,takeapicture.Let'ssee.

Okay.Here.

Hmm.Idoseesomething.

-Toldyou.-Whatisit?

‬‬

Idon'tknow.

Maybeit'sacomet.

Thatwouldbesocool.

Youguyswanttoseearealstar,lookoverhere.

What?

Ijustgotretweeted...byPattonOswalt'sbrother.

So,thisisreallywhereNeilGaimanshops?

NeilGaiman,NicolasCage,NataliePortman.

Thelistgoeson.

Theyallcomehere?

UnlessI'mlying.

Whoareallthesepeople?

What?

Isthisaflashmob?

Aretheydancing?

Idon'tknowwhattoday'sdancinglookslike.

Hey,guys.Thattweetactuallygotpeopletocomein.

Isn'tthatgreat?

No.Ilikedthewaythestorewasbefore.

Youmeanemptyandsad?

Yes,itwasperfect.

LikeafuneralhomethatsellsPokemoncards.

WhatamIsupposedtodonow

ifIwanttohangoutandreadacomicbook?

Gositonthecouch.

Nexttoastranger?

IfI'mgoingtosit,read,andignoreawoman,

it'sgoingtobemyfiancee.

Whyareyoubeingsuchababyaboutthecrowds?

YougotoComic-Con.

You--I'msorry.

You'recomparingthisplacetoComic-Con?

Well,canIgotothebathroomherenexttoaWookiee

whogothiszipperstuckinhisfur?

Wow.WegotoComic-Confordifferentreasons.

Youknowwhat?

JustgivemeacopyofActionComics1000,

andI'llbeonmyway.

Sorry.Allout.

Nowyoujustletpeoplecomeinandbuythem?

Ididn'trealizeyoursoulwasalsoforsale.

Well,itwasn't,but,uh,makemeanoffer.

Whoisthat?

-Sheldon.-Whoishemadat?

‬‬

-NeilGaiman.-Who'sthat?

‬‬

-Notus.-Great.‬‬

Guys.‬‬

So,guesswhat.

Thatindeedwasacometlastnight,

anditturnsout,noone'sseenitbefore.

Really?

Lookatthat!

Idiscoveredacomet!

Oh!

Whatdoyoumeanyoudiscoveredit?

Well,I'mtheonewhosawit.

InmytelescopethatIpositioned.

Allyoudidwaslookintoit.

Well,youbothdiscoveredit.

Youcanputbothyournamesontheregistrationform.

-Actually,wecan't.-Whynot?

‬‬

BecausewhenIfilleditout,itaskedfornameofdiscoverer,

andIput"RajeshKoothrappali"because...

becausethat'swhoIam,andthat'swhatIdid.

Areyoukiddingme?

Well,heistheonewhoknewitwasacomet.

No,hedidn't.Hethoughtitwasaneyelash!

Andyouthoughtitwasafuzzystreak.

Imean,doyouevenknowwhatacometis?

Yeah,thethingIsawfirst.

Ihonestlydon'tthinkthatthatqualifiesasadiscovery.

ButItookthepicture.

BecauseItoldyouto!

Like,ifamonkeytookthepicture,

diditdiscoverthecomet?

Excuseme?

!

Uh,hedidn'tmeanmonkey.

-Getthehelloutofmyapartment!

-Andshedidn'tmeanthat.‬‬

Actually,Ithinkshedid.Youshouldgo.

Youlookgreat.

Oh,thanks.

Wouldyoubelievethisisactuallyadress

frombeforeIwaspregnant?

Well,it'snotacompetition,

butIworethissuittomyBarMitzvah.

Where'sStuart?

Itoldhimwehada6:

30reservation.

Well,I'llcallhim.

ComicCenter,wheretherealsuperheroisyou.

Stuart,you'resupposedtobebabysitting.

Oh!

Shoot.Thatwastonight.Iforgot.

Thestore'sbeenreallybusy.

Well,whencanyougethere?

Um,Idon'tthinkIcan.Listentothis.

I-Iwasringingupacustomer,andIheardsomeonesay,

"Hey,there'saline,"andIlooked,andtherewas.

Comeon.Youcan'tdothistous.

Iamreallysorry.Iwillmakeituptoyou.

Butitwon'tbewithaValKilmerBatmanfigurine

becausesomesucker'sbuyingthatrightnow.

becausesomesucker'sbuyingthatrightnow.

Notyou.Thisisgreat.

Hesayshehastowork.

Oh,it'sokay.

Wecanhavedatenightanothernight.

Butyougotalldressedup.

Weweresupposedtohavedinnerandromance.

We'lljusthavetodivideandconquer.

I'llgotodinner,

andyoucanstayhomewiththeInternetandhaveromance.

Okay,look,IGoogledit.

Itookthepicture,soit'smydiscovery.

Hestolemycomet.

Iknow,butontheotherhand,doyoureallycare?

Yes,Icare.Thishappenstomeallthetime.

Peopletakeonelookatme

andassumeIdon'tknowwhatI'mtalkingabout.

Oh,I'msurethat'snottrue.

I'msorry.Areyousaying

Idon'tknowwhatI'mtalkingabout?

No,I'mnotsayinganything...everagain.

Look,I'mserious.Theotherdayatwork,

Ihadthisgreatidea,butnoonewaslisteningtome.

Andthenfiveminuteslater,Paulsaidthesamething,

andtheypracticallycarriedhimaroundtheroom.

Oh,well,whatwasit?

Well,CPKforlunch,

butthat'sjustoneexample.

ItalsohappenswithallthedoctorsIhavetodealwith.

Youknow,they'resocondescending.

I'msosickoflettingthisstuffslide.

Ifoundthatcomet.WhyshouldIletRajsayhefoundit?

Iknowyou'reright,butheisourfriend,

andthiscouldbegoodforhiscareer.

Okay,soyouagreewithme,buthestillgetshisway?

Ah,thereyougo.Everybodywins.

MyGod,you'resuchapeople-pleaser.

Youcan'tstandmakinganyoneangry.

WhywouldIwanttomakeanyoneangry?

'Causeitwouldmeanyouwereonmyside.

Oh,Iamonyourside.Hey,hey.

Let'snotforgetwhoyou'rereallymadathere--Raj.

Oh,andPaul.Paulsucks,right?

Butdon'ttellhimIsaidthat.

Hey,Howard,didyouseethat...?

I'moverhere,Sheldon.

Thatwasacloseone.

Ialmostwenthomewiththatguy.

Youdoingokay?

Doweneedtogo?

No,I'mfine.

Iadmitallthesepeopledidtakemebysurpriseatfirst,

butI'velearnedthatIcanacceptchange.

S-Sincewhen?

ImanageditwhenAmyswitchedhershampoo

fromPrelltoPrellforoilyhair.Hmm?

AlthoughIdomisstheway

herheadusedtoslideoffthepillow.

MayIhelpyou?

Whoareyou?

Oh,I'mDenise,thenewassistantmanager.

Nope.

Canyoubelieveit?

Inthepastdecade,

Ihavespentthousandsofdollarsinthatstore,

andthisisthethanksIget.

You'reright.Imean,hecouldatleastgetyouamug.

Hegavemeamug.

WhatdoyouthinkI'mdrinkingoutof?

Doyouevenpayattention?

Honestly,lessandless.

Amy,thecomicbookstore

islikemyversionofthecountryinBlackPanther.

Okay,I'mafraidthisisgonnagetreallyoffensive

tocertaingroups.

Butgoon.

ThenationofWakandawasahiddengem,

andtheywantedtokeepitthatway,

becausetheyknewiftheyopenedituptotheworld,

everythingthatwasspecialaboutitwouldgetruined.

-Areyoudone?

-Yes.‬‬

Oh,okay.

Thatbothmadesenseandwasn'toffensive.

Andtomakethingsworse,Stuarthiredsomewoman.

-Therewego.-No...‬‬

I'mnotannoyedthatshe'sawoman.

I'mannoyed,andshe'sawoman.

No,Igetthat.

I'mannoyedandI'mawoman.

It'sjust,Stuartknowsmylikesanddislikes.

AndIcancountonhisdiscretion

ifIpickuptheoccasionalbackissue

ofSuperman'sPalJimmyOlsen.

WhichIdon't.

Well,don'tthinkofherasastranger.

Justthinkofherasa...

afriendyouhaven'tberated,lecturedorcondescendedtoyet.

Ihadn'tthoughtofitthatway.

Thankyou.

-You'rewelcome.-You'rewise,‬‬

andyousmelllikebooks.

Youreallyarethewholepackage.

Raj,justhelpmeout.

Penny'sprettymadaboutthiscometthing.

Well,I'msorryshe'supset.

-Butshedidn'tdiscoverit.-Oh,