经典美剧《老友记》第一季第十六集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第一季第十六集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语

Unbelievable!

It'sbeenhalfanhour.真是难以置信已过了半个小时

Ifthiswasacartoon,如果这是卡通片

you'dlooklikeahamrightaboutnow.我看你都该跟火腿一个样了

-There'sthewaitress.Hello,miss!

-It'sPhoebe!

-侍者在那嗨小姐-是菲比

Okay,willthatbeall?

你们就点这些吗

Wait.Whatareyoudoinghere?

等等你来这儿干什么

Iwasoverthere.Thenyousaid,"Hello,miss."我本来在那然后你叫"嗨小姐"

SoI'mhere.所以我就过来了

No,howcomeyou'reworkinghere?

不你怎么会在这儿工作

Becauseit'sclosetowhereIlive,因为这离我的住处很近

andtheapronsarecute.而且围裙也很漂亮

-Canwestartover?

-Okay,I'mgonnabeoverhere.-可以重来吗-好的我到那边去

Idon'tknowwhetherhe'stestingme...orjustactingout,我叫不准他是在考验我还只是有样学样

...butmymonkeyisoutofcontrol!

但我的猴子已经失控了

Hekeepserasingthemessagesonmymachine.他不断清除我答录机上的留言

Supposedlybyaccident.应该是个意外

Oh,yeah,I'vedonethat.是啊我做过这种事

Andthen,likethreedaysinarowhegottothenewspaperbeforeIdid,然后他连续三天赶在我看报纸前

...andpeedalloverthecrossword!

在猜字游戏上尿尿

I'veneverdonethat.这我没做过

Allright,nowlookatherandtellme行了现在看着她你敢说

shedoesn’tlookexactlylikehersister.她跟她姐姐长得不是一模一样吗

I'msayingIseeadifference.我看到不同之处

They'retwins.她们是双胞胎

Idon'tcare.Phoebe'sPhoebe.Ursula'shot!

我不管菲比是菲比厄休拉很火辣

Youknowthethingwhatwetalkabouteachotheraboutthings?

你知道我们彼此之间无话不说的吧

-Let'snotdothatanymore.-Allright.-别再这么干了-好吧

-Pheebs,guesswhowesawtoday?

-Oh,fun!

Okay.-菲比猜我们今天遇见谁-真好玩

-Pheebs,guesswhowesawtoday?

-Oh,fun!

Okay.电影演员

-LiamNeeson.-No.-连恩·尼逊-不是

-LiamNeeson.-No.记者

-MorleySafer.-No.-莫利·塞弗-不是

-Theladywhocutsmyhair!

-Thiscouldbeaverylonggame.-我的女理发师-这么玩下去没完没了

-Yoursister,Ursula.-Oh,really?

-你姐姐厄休拉-真的吗

-Sheworksatthatplace....-Riff's.Iknow.-她在餐厅上班-瑞菲餐厅我知道

Youdo?

Shesaidyouguyshaven'ttalkedinyears.你知道吗因为她说你们已多年不说话

So,isshefat?

对她胖吗

NotfromwhereIwasstanding.从我的角度看不会

Wherewereyoustanding?

你从什么角度

Pheebs,soyouguysjustdon'tgetalong?

菲比你们姐俩就是合不来吗

It'smostlyjustdumbsisterstuff.这只是姐妹之间的事

Everyonealwaysthoughtofherastheprettyone.大家都认为她比我漂亮

Shewasthefirsttowalk她先学会走路

eventhoughIdiditlaterthatsameday.虽然我是在当天稍后学会的

Buttomyparents,bythenitwas,"Yeah,whatelseisnew?

"对我爸妈而言那就已经不新鲜了

Pheebs,I'msorry.I'vegottago.菲比抱歉我得走了

I'vegotLamazeclass.我得去学习无痛分娩法

AndI'vegotearthscience,butI'llcatchyouingym?

我得去参加地球科学班健身房见了

-lsthisjustgonnabeyouandCarol?

-Susanwillbetheretoo.-就你和卡罗尔吗-不苏珊也要去

We'vegotdads,we'vegotlesbians.这样就有了爸爸还有女同志

Thewholeparentingteam.完美父母团

lsn'tthatgonnabeweird?

这样不是会很奇怪

No.ltmighthavebeenatfirst...不会的一开始或许会

...butnowI'mcomfortablewiththewholesituation.现在我已坦然面对这个事实

-Ross,that'smyjacket.-Iknow.-罗斯那是我的外套-我知道

Hi.We'retheRostens.I'mJ.C.andhe'sMichael.我们是罗斯特一家我是洁西他叫迈克尔

Andwe'rehavingaboyandagirl.我怀的是龙凤胎

Goodforyou.Allright,next?

厉害下一位

I'mRossGeller.Andthat'smyboyinthere.我叫罗斯她怀的是我的儿子

AndthisisCarolWillick.AndthisisSusanBunch.她叫卡罗尔·威利克这位是苏珊·本驰

SusanisCarol's....苏珊是卡罗尔的...

Who'snext?

下一位是谁

Sorry,Susanis...?

抱歉苏珊是...

SusanisCarol's,Carol's,Carol's,friend...苏珊是卡罗尔的卡罗尔的朋友

-Lifepartner-Likebuddies.-生活伴侣-伙伴那种

-Likelovers.-Youknowhowclosewomencanget.-恋人那种-你知道女人能有多亲近的

-SusanandIlivetogether.-AlthoughIwasmarriedtoher.-我俩住在一起-但我俩曾经结过婚

-Carol,notme.-It'sabitcomplicated.-他跟卡罗尔不是我-有点复杂

-Butwe'refine.-Absolutely!

-但是我们能解决-绝对的

So,twins!

That'sliketwobirths.双胞胎啊那得生两次吧

toyoutoo,Helen.你也是海伦

-NinaBookbinderisheretoseeyou.-Okay,sendherin.-妮娜·布克宾德来访-好让她进来

-Nina.Comeonin.-Youwantedtoseeme?

-妮娜快进来-你想见我

Iwasreviewingyourdata.我刚在复查你的数据

You'vebeenpostdatingyourFridaynumbers.你一直推迟周五数据的日期

Whichisbad,because...?

这样很不好因为...

ltthrowsmyWENUSoutofwhack.这样使我的"周净计"出现问题

-Excuseme?

-WENUS.-你说什么-"周净计"

WeeklyEstimatedNetUsageStatistics.每周估计净值使用统计

Gotcha!

Won'thappenagain.明白了不会再犯了

Iwouldn'twanttodoanythingtohurtyour..."wenus."我绝不会再让你的"周净计"出现问题

It'snotjustthatshe'scute,okayIt'sjustthat...这不是她漂不漂亮的问题只是...

...she'sreally,reallycute.她真的很漂亮

Itdoesn'tmatter.Youdon'tdipyourpeninthecompanyink.那也一样兔子不吃窝边草

Ross,yourlittlecreature'sgottheremoteagain.罗斯你的小动物又在玩遥控器

Marcel,giveRossytheremote.马赛尔把遥控器给罗斯

Marcel!

马塞尔

Marcel,yougiveRossytheremoterightnow!

马塞尔现在马上把遥控器给罗斯

YougiveRossytheremote把遥控器给罗斯

-Great.-Relax.I'llfixit.-这下好了-放心我会修好的

Oh,cool!

UrkelinSpanishisUrkel.乌克这个名字在西班牙文中叫"乌克"

Howdidhedothis?

他是怎么办到的

Sotellmesomething,isleavingtheChristmaslightsup我问一句圣诞彩灯还亮着

partofyourplantokeepusmerryallyearlong?

是想让我们"快乐"一整年吗

No,someonewassupposedtotakethemdownaroundNewYear's...不某人在新年期间就应该把它摘下

butobviouslysomeoneforgot.但她显然是忘了

Someonewassupposedtowrite,某人应该写个字条

"Rach,takedownthelights"..."瑞秋摘下圣诞灯"

...andputitontherefrigera然后贴在冰...

Howlonghasthatbeenthere?

它在这儿多久了

-Whereyoubeen?

-IwentbacktoRiff's.-你上哪儿去了-瑞菲餐厅

IthinkUrsulalikesme.Iorderedcoffee.我想厄休拉喜欢我我只点咖啡

Shebroughtmeatunameltandfourplatesofcurlyfries.她却端给我鲔鱼和四盘的薯片

Score.有门了

Sheissohot!

她好辣

BeforeyoudoanythingJoey-like,在你展开乔伊"招牌攻势"前

youmightwanttorunitby....或许你要征求某人的同意

-Pheebs?

-Yeah.-菲比-说吧

IsitokayifIaskedoutyoursister?

我约你姐出去你会介意吗

Why?

Whywouldyouwanttodothat?

Why?

为什么你为何要那样做为什么

Soifwewentoutonadate,she'dbethere.这样我跟她去约会时她就会在我身边

Well,I'mnotmysister's,youknow,whatever.好吧反正我也管不了她

AndImean,it'strue,wewereoneeggonce.没错我们曾来自同一枚卵子

Butyouknow,we'vegrownapartso....但我们渐行渐远所以

Idon'tknow.Whynot?

我不知道...有何不可

Cool.Thanks.酷谢啦

-Youokay?

-Yeah,I'mfine.-你还好吧-还好

DoyouwannawatchLaverneyShirley?

你想看《拉乌妮和舍丽》吗

DoyouwannawatchLaverneyShirley?

八十年代美国情景喜剧

Sorry.抱歉

Hi.SorryI'mlate.Where'sCarol?

抱歉我迟到了卡罗尔在哪儿

Stuckatschool.Someparent-teacherthing.学校有事她得见见家长

Youcango.I'llgettheinformation.你可以走了我留下来上课

No,IthinkIshouldstay.不...我应该留下来

Weshouldbothknowwhat'sgoingon.我们两个都该留下来上课

Oh,good.Thiswillbefun.很好一定会很有意思的

We'regonnastartwithsomebasicthird-stagebreathingexercises.首先是第三阶段基本呼吸练习

Moms,getonyourback.各位妈妈请躺下

Andcoaches,youshouldbesupportingMommy'shead.陪护们支撑妈妈们的头

-What?

-What?

-怎么-怎么

I'msupposedtobethemommy?

我该当妈妈吗

I'llplaymyspermcardoncemore.好吧我再拿精子说一次事

Look,Idon’tsee听着我认为

whyIshouldhavetomissoutonthecoachingtraining我不能错过这次陪护训练

justbecauseI'mawoman.就因为我是个女人

-Isee.So,whatdowedo?

-I'llflipyouforit.-了解你说该怎么办-掷硬币

Flipmeforit?

No,no.Heads!

掷铜板吗不不不...我选头...

Onyourback,Mom!

躺下吧妈妈

Allright,mommies,takeanicedeep,cleansingbreath.各位妈妈们请深呼吸净化身心

Good.很好

Nowimagineyourvaginaisopeninglikeaflower.现在请想像你的阴道像花一样绽放

-Mr.D!

How'sitgoing,sir?

-It'sbeenbetter.-迪先生如何-好多了

TheAnnualNetUsageStatisticsarein.年度净值已经算出来了

-And?

-It'sprettyugly.-然后呢-奇惨无此

Wehaven'tseenanANUSthisbadsincethe'70s.70年代之后没见过这么惨的"年净"

-Whatdoesthismean?

-We'llbelayingoffpeopleineverydepartment.-这代表什么-每个部门都得裁员

Hey,listen,IknowIcameinlatelastweek,听我解释我知道我上星期迟到了

butIsleptfunny,andmyhairwasveryvery...但我那天睡姿不良头发奇丑无比

Notyou.Relax.不是你放松

Everhavetofireanyone?

曾经不得不开除某人吗

Nina!

妮娜

Nina.妮娜

Nina.妮娜

Nina.妮娜

Areyouokay?

你没事吧

Yes.Yes,Iam.是的我没事

Listen,thereasonthatIcalledyouinheretodaywas....听着我今天叫你进来是因为...

Pleasedon'thateme.请别恨我

What?

怎么了

Wouldyouliketohavedinnersometime?

能约你共进晚餐吗

So,Pheebs,whatdoyouwantforyourbirthday?

菲比你想要什么生日礼物

WhatIwantisformymomtobealiveandenjoyitwithme.我想要我妈复活和我共享人生

Okay.Letmeputitthisway.好吧这样吧

AnythingfromCrabtree&Evelyn?

想不想要瑰珀翠的产品

AnythingfromCrabtree&Evelyn?

英国彩妆护肤品牌

-Bathsaltswouldbenice!

-Okay!

Good.-我想要浴盐-好的

Whatisthisplace?

这是什么地方

Look,you’recold,Ihavetopee,and...你很冷我想尿尿而且...

there’sacupofcoffeeonthewindow.窗上还印着杯咖啡

Howbadcoulditbe?

还有比这更糟的吗

Ithinkwehaveananswer.我想我们有答案了

Whyisshehere?

她怎么会在这儿

ThiscouldbeGod'swayoftellingustoeatathome.也许这就是老天爷叫我们回家吃饭的方法

ThinkRiff'sfiredher?

她被瑞菲餐厅开除了吗

No,weweretherelastnight.不昨晚我们还在那吃饭

Shekept...bringingswordfish.她不断端来剑鱼

Areyougonnagotothe...?

你不是要去...

No,I'llwaittillweorder.不点完之后再去

-It'sher.-ltlookslikeher.-是她吧-看起来像

-Excuseme?

-Yeah.-打扰一下-什么事

Hi,it'sus!

是我们啊

Right.Andit'sme!

好呀是我

-Soyou'reheretoo?

-Asmuchasyouare.-你也在这儿-和你们一样

Yourturn.该你了

-Weknowwhatwewant.-That'sgood.-我们知道我们要什么-很好

-Twocaffelattes.-Andsomebiscotti.-我们要两杯拿铁-还有意大利脆饼

Goodchoice.不错的选择

-It'sdefinitelyher.-Yeah.-绝对是她-没错

Ican'tbelieveyouhaven'ttoldthatgirlshedoesn'thaveajob.我真不敢相信你还没告诉她她失业了

Youhaven'ttakendowntheChristmaslights.你还没把圣诞灯拿下来

Congratulations!

You'vefoundtheworld'sthinnestargument.恭喜你发现了世上最薄弱的论点

I'mfindingtherightmoment.我只是在寻找适当的时机

Thatshouldn'tbesohardnowthatyou'redating.应该不会太难找到因为你们已开始约会

"Honey,you'refired."亲爱的你被开除了

"ButhowaboutaquickiebeforeIgotowork?

""我上班前何不来个"速战速决""

Onceyou'reinside,youdon'thavetoknockanymore.进门后就不用再敲门了

I'llgetit.我来开

-Hi,Mr.Heckles.-You'redoingitagain.-哈克斯先生-你们又来了

We'renotdoinganything.We'resittingandtalking...我们什么都没做我们只是坐在这聊天

...quietly....一声不吭

Icanhearyouthroughtheceiling.我可以透过天花板听见

Mycatscan'tsleep.我的猫睡不着

-Youdon'tevenhavecats.-Icouldhavecats.-你根本没养猫-我原本有机会养

-Goodbye,Mr.Heckles.-We'lltrytokeepitdown.-再见哈克斯先生-我们会尽量小声的

Phoebe,domeafavor.Trythison.菲比帮个忙试穿看看

Iwanttomakesureitfits.我想知道合不合身

Myfirstbirthdaypresent!

Thisisrea