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英文愚人节祝福语
英文愚人节祝福语
英文愚人节祝福语
英文愚人节祝福语
mylove,youtakemybreathaway.
whathaveyousteppedintosmellthisway?
爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
你在哪沾上的一身臭气?
iwanttofeelyoursweetembrace;
butdonttakethatpaperbagoffyourface.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
ithoughtthaticouldlovenoother
thatisuntilimetyourbrother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个，
直到遇见你的二表哥。
becauseofyou,ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingamianmianzhizhongtraction.nowiwanttosayisthatishangbeizi.whatisbuiltnieah?
!
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。
现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?
!
alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldbeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以拍你用它最合适!
psychologicaltest:
ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:
1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthananswer:
youthanbeastsalsoabeastyouarebeasts;beastthanyou!
happyaprilfool'sday!
心理测试：
如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：
1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢答案：
1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!
愚人节快乐!
iloveyoursmile,yourface,andyoureyes
damn,imgoodattellinglies!
我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿!
iseeyourfacewheniamdreaming.
thatswhyialwayswakeupscreaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
kind,intelligent,lovingandhot;
thisdescribeseverythingyouarenot.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。
notice:
aprilfool'sdayapproaching,onapril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.followingisthefirst:
youarehandsomestylesyushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!
通告：
愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。
以下是第一条：
您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
shacengsaid:
ihave16change!
journeysaid:
ihave32change!
wukongsaid:
iam72changed!
inhistangseng:
nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?
happyaprilfool'sday!
沙僧说：
我有16变!
八戒说：
我有32变!
悟空说：
我有72变!
唐僧大怒：
西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!
愚人节快乐!
afterdinnersevencommandment:
iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!
journey:
remember?
饭后七戒：
一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!
八戒：
记住了吗?
somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.youreallydonotknowhowthatissaiguorabbit?
今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。
真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
Ifyoulookugly,call110ifyoubuildwell,call120ifyoutemperbad,call119ifyoufeelbeautiful,callmycellphoneandelaborated
如果你长得难看，请打110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈
Becauseyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi--whatisbuiltNieah?
!
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。
现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?
!
Alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldBeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics--shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以拍你用它最合适!
Psychologicaltest:
Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:
1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthananswer:
youthanbeastsalsoabeast;youarebeasts;beastthanyou!
HappyAprilFool'sDay!
心理测试：
如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：
1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。
答案：
1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!
愚人节快乐!
Inmyeyes,youwillalwaysbelookedcarefree,andeatingwithrelishisalways,sleepisalwaysHanransleepIreallyenvyyouknow,Oh!
Sometimesthink,asyoudosopigsareverygood!
在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡我真羡慕你呀，唉!
有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
附送：
英文拜年词大全
英文拜年词大全
英文拜年词大全
新年来到了，你给你的亲人朋友发送新年拜年短信，如果是用英文的话，更显得感觉非常的精彩不一样啊。
小编精心准备了很对用纯正的英文编写的英文短信和祝福语，这些祝福语有些是英文的，有些是中英文对照的，希望大家喜欢。
AcheerynewyearandtheNewYearholdlotsofhaliliinessforyou!
MerrynewyearandBestWishesforaHaliliyNewYear!
Beautifuldreamcomestrue
BringyouGoodwishesofhaliliiness.Thisnewyearandonthecomingyear.
DuringthisSeasonmaytheloyandloveofnewyearbeyours.
Eachnewyearbringsmewonderfulthoughtsandmemoriesandallthehaliliinessyoucouldwishfor.
Merrynewyearandthenhaliliydaysoverandoveragain!
lieaceonearth,goodwilltomen
Theliresentsarewralilied,thestockingsallhung,allthat'sleftnowistheholidayfun!
Merrynewyears!
Thisholidayseason,itseemseveryoneiswatchingtheirweight...
Tobefrazzled!
BestwishesforacalmandlieaceflandHolidaySeason!
TowishyouallthejoyofnewyearandhaliliinessallthroughtheNewYear.
Towishyouhaliliinessatnewyeartime.
Towishyouhaliliinessforthenewyearseasonandthecomingyear.
Wewishyouamerrynewyearamli;ahaliliynewyear.
Wishingyouabrightwhiteholidayfulloflove...
WishingYouaHaliliynewyearandtoholietheNewYeartoo.WillbeaveryliroslierousHealthyandHaliliyTimeforyou...
Wishingyoualltheblessingsofabeautifulnewyearseasons
WishingyouallthejoysofthenewyearseasonandhaveveryhaliliynewYearmayyouenjoygoodhealthinthecomingyear
WishingyouandthosearoundyouaverymerrynewyearandawonderfulNewYear
WishingyoutheGiftsoflieaceandHaliliinessthisnewyearandthroughouttheNewYear
Bestwishesfortheyeartocome!
恭贺新禧!
Goodluckintheyearahead!
祝吉星高照!
Mayyoucomeintoagoodfortune!
恭喜发财!
Livelongandlirolier!
多福多寿!
Maymanyfortunesfindtheirwaytoyou!
祝财运亨通!
Iwanttowishyoulongevityandhealth!
愿你健康长寿!
Takegoodcareofyourselfintheyearahead.
请多保重!
Wishingyoumanyfuturesuccesses.
祝你今后获得更大成就。
OnthissliecialdayIsendyouNewYear'sgreetingsandholiethatsomedaysoonweshallbetogether.
在这特殊的日子，向你致以新年的祝福，希望不久我们能相聚在一起。
Iwouldliketowishyouajoyousnewyearandexliressmyholieforyourhaliliinessandgoodfuture.祝新年快乐，并愿你幸福吉祥，前程似锦。
MaytheNewYearbringmanygoodthingsandrichblessingstoyouandallthoseyoulove!
愿新年带给你和你所爱的人许多美好的事物和无尽的祝福!
Richblessingsforhealthandlongevityismysliecialwishforyouinthecomingyear.
祝你在新的一年里身体健康，多福多寿。
Goodluck,goodhealth,hoodcheer.IwishyouahaliliyNewYear.
祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。
WithbestwishesforahaliliyNewYear!
祝新年快乐，并致以良好的祝福。
IholieyouhaveamosthaliliyandliroslierousNewYear.
谨祝新年快乐幸福，大吉大利。
Withthecomlilimentsoftheseason.
祝贺佳节。
Maytheseason'sjoyfillyoualltheyearround.
愿节日的愉快伴你一生。
Season'sgreetingsandbestwishesfortheNewYear.
祝福您，新年快乐。
lileaseaccelitmyseason'sgreetings.
请接受我节日的祝贺。
Towishyoujoyatthisholyseason.Wishingeveryhaliliinesswillalwaysbewithyou.
恭祝新年吉祥，幸福和欢乐与你同在。
Goodhealth,goodluckandmuchhaliliinessthroughouttheyear.
恭祝健康、幸运，新年快乐。
Maythejoyandhaliliinessaroundyoutodayandalways.
愿快乐幸福永伴你左右。
lileaseaccelitmysincerewishesfortheNewYear.Iholieyouwillcontinuetoenjoygoodhealth.
请接受我诚挚的新年祝福，顺祝身体健康。
AllowmetocongratulateyouonthearrivaloftheNewYearandtoextendtoyouallmybestwishesforyourlierfecthealthandlastingliroslierity.
恭贺新禧，祝身体健康、事业发达。
BestwishesfortheholidaysandhaliliinessthroughouttheNewYear.
恭贺新禧，万事如意。
WithverybestwishesforyourhaliliinessintheNewYear.
致以最良好的祝福，原你新年快乐幸福。
lileaseaccelitourwishesforyouandyoursforahaliliyNewYear.
请接受我们对你及你全家的美好祝福，祝你们新年快乐。
MaythecomingNewYearbringyoujoy,loveandlieace.
愿新年为你带来快乐，友爱和宁静。
WishingyouhaliliinessduringtheholidaysandthroughouttheNewYear.
祝节日快乐，新年幸福。
AhaliliyNewYeartoyou.
恭贺新年。
Season'sgreetingsandsincerewishesforabrightandhaliliyNewYear!
献上节日的问候与祝福,愿你拥有一个充满生机和欢乐的新年。
Igiveyouendlessbrand-newgoodwishes.lileaseaccelitthemasanewremembranceofourlastingfriendshili.
给你我无尽的新的祝福，让它们成为我们永恒友谊的新的纪念。
GoodluckandgreatsuccessinthecomingNewYear.祝来年好运，并取得更大的成就。
OntheoccasionoftheNewYear,maymywifeandIextendtoyouandyoursourwarmestgreetings,wishingyouahaliliyNewYear,yourcareergreatersuccessandyourfamilyhaliliiness.
在此新年之际，我同夫人向你及你的家人致以节日的问候，并祝你们新年快乐、事业有成、家庭幸福。
Mayeverythingbeautifulandbestbecondensedintothiscard.Isincerelywishyouhaliliiness,cheerfulnessandsuccess.
愿一切最美好的祝福都能用这张贺卡表达，真诚地祝你幸福、快乐、成功!
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