经典美剧《老友记》第五季第四集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第五季第四集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Comein.

I'vebeenwaitingforyou.

Hi,Ijust

Oh,myGod!

Monica!

Oh,myGod!

I'msorry!

Iwas

Iwastakinganap.

Sincewhendoyoutakenapsinthatposition?

Tellmeyouwerewaitingforaguy.Pleasetellme.

Yes,Iwas.Aguy.

Fromwork.

I'mseeingaguyfromwork!

ThatcutewaiterguythatlookslikeanonthreateningRayLiotta?

Thatone!

Givemeasecond.I'mjustgoingtograbajacket.

WhenIgetback,Iwanteverylittledetail.

Maybethat'shim.

或许…

It'sjustJoeyandRoss.

Whyaren'tyouatthemovie?

Rosswassoloud,theythrewusout.

Ihadtotalkloudbecausethemoviewasloud!

He'stalkingtoLondon.

DidhegetintouchwithEmily?

No,notyet.He'shopingthatsomeonewillhelphimgetintouchwithher.

Idon'tcareifIsaidsomeothergirl'sname,youprissyoldtwit!

Waytosuckuptothefamily!

I'msogladyou'reallhere.Myofficefinallygotwrinkle-freefaxpaper!

TheOneWherePhoebeHatesPBS

30

Waltham.

Oh,I'msorry.Isthis0-1-1-4-4-7-4-2...

...9-3-4-7-4-2-6-7?

Oh,it's"4-3,"not4-2.

Well,which4-2?

No,no!

Vomittux!

Don'tworry,Ihaditdry-cleaned.

Vomittux?

Whovomitedon?

Youknowwhat?

Whatyouupto,Joe?

They'redoingthistelethonthingonTV.

Andmyagentgotmeajobascohost!

That'sgreat!

AlittlegooddeedforPBS,plussomeTVexposure.

That'sthekindofmathJoeylikestodo.

Oh,PBS!

-What'swrongwithPBS?

-What'srightwiththem?

他们哪里对？

Whydon'tyoulikePBS?

RightaftermyMomkilledherself,Iwasinabadplace,personally.

IthoughtI'dwritetoSesameStreet.

BecausetheywerenicewhenIwasalittlekid.

Nooneeverwroteback.

Alotofthosemuppetsdon'thavethumbs.

AllIgotwasalousykeychain,andbythattime,Iwaslivinginabox.

Ididn'thavekeys!

I'msorry,Phoebe.

Iwantedtodoagooddeed,likeyoudidwiththebabies.

Thisisn'tagooddeed.YoujustwanttogetonTV.Thisisselfish.

Whataboutyouhavingthosebabiesforyourbrother?

That'sselfish!

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Itwasanicething,butitmadeyoufeelgood,right?

Yeah,so?

Itmadeyoufeelgoodsothatmakesitselfish.

Look,there'snounselfishgooddeeds.Sorry.

Yes,therearetotallygooddeedsthatareselfless!

MayIaskforoneexample?

Yeah,it'sYouknow,there's

No,youmaynot!

Becauseallpeopleareselfish.

Areyoucallingmeselfish?

Areyoucallingyoupeople?

Sorrytoburstthatbubble,Phoebe,

butselflessgooddeedsdon'texist.

YouknowthedealonSantaClaus?

I'llfindaselflessgooddeed.I'mgoingtobeatyou,youevilgenius!

喂

罗斯吗？

Oh,myGod!

It'sEmily!

It'sEmily,everyone!

I'monlyringingtosaystopharassingmyrelatives.Goodbye.

Youcanhangup,butI'llkeepcallingeveryoneinEngland...

...ifthat'swhatittakestogetyoutotalktome.

Really?

Aboutwhat?

Look,you'remywife.We'remarried.

Youknow,Iloveyou.

Ireallymissyou.

Imissyoutoo.

Atleast,IthinkIdo.

She'stalking.

万岁

Whenyousaid"thedealwithSanta,"youmeant...?

Thathedoesn'texist.

Right.

Chandler,haveyouheardaboutMonica'ssecretboyfriend?

Yeah,shemighthavementionedhim.

So,Mon,whenarewegoingtomeetthisnew,secretwaiterman?

Idon'tthinkhe'suptomeetingeveryoneyet.

Yeah,Idon'tthinkhe'suptoit.

Iwanttomeetthisguywho'sthebestsexsheeverhad.

Really?

That'swhatyouheard?

Yousaidthat?

Imighthave.

Whyisthatfunny?

BecauseI'mveryhappyforhim.

Andyou!

Youluckydog!

She'swillingtoworkontherelationship.

That'sgreat!

InLondon.

ShewantsmetomovetoLondon.

Butyoulivehere.

Youknowthat.

-Whatwillyoudo?

-Idon'tknow.

-Imean,Ican'tleaveBen.-Youcanjustvideo-conferencewithhim.

I'mnotreadytohaveachild.

IbetifItalkedtoCarolandSusan...

...IcouldconvincethemtomovetoLondonwithBen.

I'msureyourex-wifewouldbemorethanhappytomove...

...soyoucanpatchthingsupwithyournewwife.

Itcouldhappen.

Ross,wearenotmovingtoLondon.Wealreadyhaveliveshere.

Butit'dbegreat.Theyhavegreattheater...

...greataccents.

Tea.

Theyhaveaqueen.

-So?

-She'sawoman.

-Daddy!

-Hey!

Guesswhat?

We'removingtoLondon!

-Who'sgoingtoLondon?

-Nobody'sgoingtoLondon.

WelcometoLondon,governor.

Right,right.It'llbegreatbecausewe'llhaveBigBenandlittleBen...

...inthesamecity.

Gopack!

See?

See,hewantstogo.

Yeah,weleaveallourbigdecisionstothe3-year-old.

Comeon,comeon.It'llbejustlikeThree'sCompany...

...onlythere'sakidandmywife...

...andyou'rethegayones.

Howyoudoing?

Welcome.Goodtoseeyou.

This'llbeyourphone.

That'sgreat.

ButI'mnotreallyexpectingalotofcalls.

No,youansweritandtakepledges.

ButI'mthehost.

GaryCollinsisthehost.You'llbeansweringthephone.

Youdon'tseemtounderstand.IwasDr.DrakeRamoray.

Well,here'syourphone,doctor.

Ican'tbelieveIcan'tfindaselflessgooddeed.

Youknowthatoldguythatlivesnexttome?

Isnuckoverthereandrakeduptheleavesonhisfrontstoop.

Buthecaughtme,andheforce-fedmeciderandcookies.

ThenIfeltwonderful.Thatoldjackass!

MaybeJoey'sright.Maybeallgooddeedsareselfish.

Iwillfindaselflessgooddeed.Igavebirthtothreechildren...

...andIwon'tletthemberaisedinaworldwhereJoey'sright!

CanIaskyouacookingquestion?

Ifyou'recookingonthestove...

...thatmeansyournewboyfriendisbetterinbedthanRichard?

钱德

Ishe?

IthinkI'llrespecttheprivacyofmynew,secretboyfriend.

Why?

Ifthisguywasme...

andit'smewho'dlearnedthatitwasmewhowasthebestyou'deverhad...

...I'dbelikethis:

Allright,Emily.

AsmuchasIloveyou...

...I'msorry,Ican'tmovetoLondonwithoutBen.

Iunderstandthatwouldbedifficult.

Wouldyouconsidermovinghere?

Youweremovinghereanyway.

Whycan'tyoujustdothat?

Idon'tknow.It'sjust

ButIknowthateventhoughI'vebeenacompleteidiotuptillnow...

...youhavetocomehere.

Youhaveto,sowecanworkthisouttogether.

Allright.

Didyoujustsay"allright"?

Idid.NowI'mtheidiot.

Emily,thatissogreat!

It'llbegreat!

We'regoingtobeliketwoidiotsinlove!

There'sonethingthatreallyscaresmestill.

-Yes,tellme.-Youmustunderstand...

...howhumiliatingitwasformeatthealtar...

...infrontofmyfamilyandfriends.

Iknow.Iamsosorry.

Andthen,afterdecidingtoforgiveyou...

...seeingyouattheairport,catchingourplanewithher.

Again,verysorry.

Imean,Ican'tbeinthesameroomasher.

Itdrivesmemadthinkingofyoubeinginthesameroomasher.

Emily,thereisnothingbetweenRachelandme.

Iloveyou.

Allright.

I'llcometoNewYork,andwe'lltrytomakethiswork.

That'ssogreat!

Aslongasyoudon'tseeRachelanymore.

IaskedEmilyifshewouldcometoNewYork.

Andshesaidyes.

Great!

不不不

OnlyifIpromisenevertoseeRachelagain.

What?

Youcan't

Whatdidyousay?

I'dthinkaboutit.Howamlsupposedtomakethisdecision?

I'mactuallyaskingyou!

Rachelisoneofyourbestfriends.

ButEmily'shiswife!

That'strue!

Youcan'tjustcutRacheloutofyourlife!

That'strue!

Thanksforthehelp.Problemsolved!

喂摩妮卡

WhenwillyoubeonTV?

Therewaskindofamix-upinmyagent'soffice...

...butI'mstillonTV,andthat'sgoodexposure.

You'renotonTV.

Howaboutnow?

Thereheis!

Hello,NewYork!

Maybejustputthewholeduckinthere.Whocares?

NowIgotthelegs.

HowmanytimeshaveItoldyoutoneverwatchthecookingchannel?

IneedthatbroilingpanthatJoeyborrowed.

Thatwasyours?

Weuseditwhentheduckwasthrowingupcaterpillars.

Williams-Sonoma,fallcatalog,page27.

Expectitin4to6weeks.

Joey'satthetelethonfortherestoftheday.

Wehavetheplacetoourselves.

Yeah,so?

Maybeyou'dwanttobooksometimewith"thebestyou'veeverhad."

Youknowwhat,champ?

IthinkI'llpass.

Why?

为什么？

What'syourpoint?

Withallthestupidgloating,wouldyouwanttosleepwithyou?

Well,IthinkI'dbealittleoutofmyleague,butI'dgiveitashot.

PBSTelethon.

IjustwantedtoletyouknowthatIfoundaselflessgooddeed.

IwentdowntotheparkandIletabeestingme.

Whatgoodisthatgoingtodo?

Ithelpsthebeelooktoughinfrontofhisbeefriends.

Thebeeishappy,andIamdefinitelynot.

Youknow,thebeeprobablydiedafterhestungyou.

Damnit!

Backonin30seconds,people!

Excuseme,wouldyoumindswitchingwithme?

Noway.I'mintheshot,man.

-You'vebeenhereallday!

-I'mtakingpledges.

我在接受捐款，别吵我！

Andwe'reonthree,two....

Welcomebacktoourfalltelethon.

Ifyou'vebeenenjoyingCirqueduSoleil...

...andyou'dliketoseemore,it'sverysimple.

Allyouhavetodoiscallinapledge...

...andtelloneofourvolunteerswhattypeofprogrammingyou

-Quickbroilingpanquestion-Yes,itreallydoescostthatmuch.

MaybenexttimeyourduckcanpukeinsomethingfromPotteryBarn.

That'sit.Icannotmakethisdecision.Itistoodifficult.

Ileaveitentirelyuptothegodsoffate.

AMagic8Ball?

Youcan'tmakethisdecisionwithatoy!

It'snotatoy.

Idon'tknowwhatelsetodo!

Ieitherkeepmywifeandloseoneofmybestfriends...

...orIgetdivorcedforthesecondtimebeforeI'm30.

Ifanyoneelsehasabettersuggestion,let'shearit.

BecauseIgotnothing!

Don'tbeshy.

Anysuggestionwilldo.

Okay,then.

Herewego.

Magic8Ball...

...shouldIneverseeRachelagain?

"AskAgainLater."

Laterisnotgoodenough!

"AskAgainLater."

Whatthehell?

Thisisbroken!

Itisbroken!

Letmesee.

WillChandlerhavesextonight?

"Don'tCountOnlt."

Seemslikeitworkstome.

Okay,onemoretime.

ShouldIneverseeRachelagain?

Magic8Ball!

Whatdidyouask?