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sright!
Let'
sseeifMattcanhelpfixthecomputer.
Well,let'
sseeifthecomputercanturnon.Here,I'
lljustpressthepowerbutton.
Uh...Matt?
snotmycomputer.That'
smyTV.
Huh?
Ohyes,ofcourse.Whereisyourcomputer?
Mycomputerisoveronthedesk.See?
Itisturnedon,butwhenItrytoopenthebrowser,thereisnoconnectiontotheInternet.
这个Matt,怎么连电脑和电视都分不清!
他说开电脑,却伸手去按TV的powerbutton-电视开关!
Hedoesn'
tsoundlikeacomputerexpertatall.
可不!
不过Professor,Chloe说,她想打开browser的时候,没法连接网络。
Browser就是上网用的浏览器吧?
Correct.Youcanalsosayyouopenedabrowserwindow.
哦....openabrowserwindow就是打开一个浏览窗口。
我倒真想看看Matt是不是真懂电脑。
Hmm....haveyoutriedre-startingyourcomputer?
Matt,ofcourseItriedre-startingmycomputer.ThatwasthefirstthingIdid!
Really?
Wellifthatdidn'
twork,Idon'
tknowwhattodo.
syouronlyidea?
Yousaidyouknoweverythingaboutcomputers.Ishouldhavejustcalledtechnicalsupport.
Wellre-startingthecomputeralwaysworksforme.
我猜的没错!
Matt唯一的办法就是re-startthecomputer,重新启动电脑,这谁不会啊!
对了,重启电脑是不是也可以说re-bootthecomputer?
sright.Re-startandre-bootmeanthesamething.
看来,Chloe对Matt很失望,觉得自己还不如打电话给电脑公司的technicalsupport-技术服务部门呢。
Matthasonemoreideatofixthecomputer.Let'
slisten.
Wait!
Iknowhowtofixtheproblem!
Great!
Whatshouldwedo?
WeshouldcontacttheInternetcompanytoseeiftheirserviceisdown.Let'
slogontotheirwebsitetofindtheirphonenumber.
Uh,Matt?
TheInternetisn'
tworking.Howcanwelogontothewebsite?
Ohyeah.
SoWinnie,whatisMatt'
ssolutionforfixingthecomputer?
他出馊主意说,去网络公司的网站找他们的联络电话,然后打过去问问是不是网络出问题了!
Exactly.Butthat'
simpossiblebecausetheInternetisdown.
就是!
Chloe的问题就是不能上网,Matt却要上网查东西,这不是瞎出主意么!
对了,Professor,Chloe说Internetisdown,就是说网坏了吧?
Yes.Forexample,youcansay"
Icouldn'
tgotoworktodaybecausethesubwayisdown."
YoucanalsosaythatyourE-mailorphoneserviceisdown.
我明白了。
希望Chloe不是因为什么急事需要上网,要不然都让这个假行家Matt给耽误了!
slistennexttimetofindout!
Chloe家里有很多用不着的东西,她想上网把它们卖了。
上次,她的电脑上不了网,东西没卖成。
现在,网修好了,Chloe的朋友Matt过来,帮她在网上发帖子卖货。
Professor.That'
sright,Winnie.Let'
shopeMattismorehelpfulsellingthingsthanhewasfixingtheInternet.
Chloe,youarereallyluckythatIamheretohelpyousellthisstuffonline.Iamanexpertatthis!
Wellyoualsosaidyouwereanexpertatfixingmycomputer,butyoucouldn'
tdothatatall.
Believeme,thistimeImeanit.Iamgoingtohelpyousellyourthingsforalotofmoney.
IguessIhavetotrustyou.I'
veneverpostedanadvertisementontheInternetbefore.Whatshouldwedofirst?
Matt又来了,说自己是上网卖东西的行家!
他一定又在吹牛!
对了,Professor,Chloe说,她想在网上post一则广告。
post这个词在这是登的意思吧?
sright.Youcanalso"
post"
picturesonawebsite,or"
commentsonablog.
在网上登广告、发照片、写评论都可以说post.
Thefirstthingwehavetodoisdecidewheretopostthead.DoyouwanttoauctionitoneBay?
Yeah,thatsoundsgood.HowdoIdothat?
Wellfirstyouwillhavetocreateanaccount.Thenyouwillhavetowriteadescriptionoftheitemanduploadsomepictures.Whatareyouselling?
I'
msellingmybike.Idon'
trideitveryoftenanymore,butit'
sstillingoodcondition.
ProfessorBowman,auction,是“拍卖”的意思么?
sexactlyright,Winnie.WhatdoesMattsayChloehastodotoauctionherbikeonline?
他说,Chloe可以去拍卖网-eBay,先注册一个account-帐号,然后就可以卖她的自行车了。
Winnie,youcanalsocreateotherkindsofaccountsontheInternet,suchasane-mailaccount.MattalsosaysChloeneedsto"
upload"
somepictures.Doyouknowwhatthatmeans?
这个我知道!
upload上传,跟download下载正好相反,卖东西当然最好有照片,所以要uploadsomepictures上传一些照片。
Youknowwhatelseyoucando?
Youcanpostalinktothebikecompany'
sWebsitesothatpeoplecanfindmoreinformationaboutit.
sagreatidea.ButhowmuchdoyouthinkIshouldsellitfor?
WecansearchtheadvertisementsforotherbicyclesoneBay,andseewhattheaskingpriceis.
Hey,greatidea!
YouknowMatt,you'
realotbetteratsellingthingsonlinethanyouareatfixingcomputers.
SoWinnie,whatdoesMattsayChloeshouldpostonheradvertisement?
Matt说,Chloe应该在广告中放个link-链接,接到自行车厂家的网站,这样,感兴趣的买主就能更多地了解这辆车的情况。
Right!
Youcanalsousetheword"
link"
asaverb,too.Forexample,youcanlinkfromonepagetothenextbyclickingonthelink.
哦,link还可以当动词用。
对了,professor,什么是askingprice?
It'
stheoriginalpriceyouaskfor,beforeyoustartnegotiating.
哦,askingprice就是卖家开出的要价。
Well,itlookslikewearefinishedpostingthead.DoyouthinkIwillgetmanyresponses?
Maybe.ItwouldalsobeagoodideatopostalinktoyouradonyourpersonalWebpage.
Ohyeah,I'
vegotaMyFacepage.Maybesomeofmyfriendswouldwanttobuymybike.
Well,postthelinkandseewhathappens.MyFacegetsalotoftraffic.
Professor,Matt说MyFace这个网站getsalotof"
traffic."
"
traffic"
不是指马路上的车么?
Yes,butyoucantalkaboutInternettraffictoo.
哦,Internettraffic应该就是网站的访问量!
Professor,Matt这次好像没吹牛,的确帮了Chloe不少忙。
希望Chloe的自行车能很快卖出!
Listennexttimetofindout!
Todaywe'
relearningsomeadvancedwordsfortalkingaboutonlinesocialnetworking.ChloeishelpingMattbuildhisMyFacepage.
MyFace一听就知道是社交网站。
ThanksalotforhelpingmebuildmyMyFaceprofile,Chloe.I'
mhopingthatitwillmakemeseemalotcoolerthanIaminreallife.
Don'
tworry,Matt.BythetimeI'
mdonesettingupyouronlineprofile,youwillbethecoolest,mostpopularguywhoeverlived.
Awesome!
Sowhatshouldwedofirst?
Tostart,weneedareallycoolprofilepicture.Doyouhaveanypicsofyoudoingsomethingreallyexcitingorfunny?
Well....Idohaveagreatpictureofmeplayingchess.Isthatexcitingenough?
sthemostexcitingpictureyouhave?
IcanseeIhavealotofworktodo.
Chloe这下可有的忙了!
Matt想当社交网站上的帅哥,Chloe说,第一步是要有一张特别吸引人的头像照片。
可是Matt没什么拿得出手的好照片!
sright.AnddidyounoticehowChloecalledthepictures"
pics"
?
OntheInternet,photographsareoftencalledp-i-c-s,"
.
噢,"
pics"
就是照片。
Alright.Nextweneedtosetyourstatustosaythatyou'
reinarelationship.
Waitaminute,Idon'
thaveagirlfriend.
Iknow!
Butyousee,Matt,womenonlywantwhattheycan'
thave.Beingunavailablewillonlymakeyoumoreattractivetothem.
Butwhathappensafteragirlstartstolikeme?
IfIaskheroutonadatewhenIhaveagirlfriend,shewillthinkI'
macreep.
tworry.Thenyoujustchangeyourstatusto"
It'
sComplicated"
andtellherthatyou'
regoingthroughapainfulbreakup,andthatyouneedsomeonetotalkto.
Wow,you'
rereallygoodatthisstuff!
哇,Chloe还真是恋爱专家!
她让Matt在网站上写自己有女朋友,这样反而更能获得女孩子的青睐!
因为女人总是越得不到的东西越想要!
Butwhatdoesshesayheshoulddoifagirlstartstolikehim?
她说,如果有女生看上Matt,Matt就要把感情状况"
status"
改成"
scomplicated"
,“一言难尽”!
然后告诉对方,自己正在和女友分手。
这样一来,就能和对方约会啦!
Alright,thenextthingwehavetodoisgetyoualotoffriends.YoushouldsendeveryoneyouhaveevermetamessageinvitingthemtobeyourfriendonMyFace.
ButwhatifIhaven'
ttalkedtotheminyears?
Isn'
tthatkindofweird?
Matt,that'
snotthepoint!
TheimportantthingisthatwhenpeoplelookatyourMyFacepage,theyseehowpopularyouarebecauseyouhaveatleast500friends.
Fivehundredfriends?
ButIdon'
thave500friends.Infact,Ithinkit'
simpossibleforanyonetohave500friends.
Wellthen,invitepeopleyoudon'
tliketobeyourfriendstoo.Itdoesn'
tmatter.
InvitepeopleIdon'
tliketobemyfriends?
Man,thissocialnetworkingstuffisreallyweird.
Chloe还建议Matt在网站上多加好友,好让别人觉得他交友广泛,受欢迎。
为了凑数,她甚至让Matt邀请自己讨厌的人。
sright.Mattthinksthiskindofsocialnetworkingisreallystrange.
对啊,本来是社交嘛,为什么要把自己讨厌的人也拉进来呢?
AlrightMatt,we'
realmostdone.Butthereisonelastimportantthing.Remembertopostupdatestoyourstatusevery15minutes.
Youmeanevery15minutesIshouldpostanupdateaboutwhatI'
mdoing?
WhatifI'
mdoingsomethingreallyboring,likecleaningmyapartment?
Itdoesn'
tmatterifyou'
redoingsomethingcompletelyuninteresting.PostamessageonyourWebpagesoeveryoneknowswhatyou'
redoing24hoursperday.
Wow,thissoundslikealotofwork.MaybeIdon'
treallywantaMyFacepage.
Ohyesyoudo!
Iwanttoaddyoutomylistoffriends.I'
malmostto700!
Chloe还让Matt随时随刻把生活中芝麻绿豆的事儿写在网上。
我有些朋友就是这样的,哪怕是出门倒垃圾都要写在社交网站上,烦死人了!
哎?
ProfessorBowman,你干嘛呢?
Prof:
....What?
Oh,yes!
Winnie,(lower