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Emergency!
Excuseme!
（Shetriesclimbingoverabenchandfallsdown.）
Ross:
（seeingher）Rach!
Oh,thereyouare!
Hi!
Oh,so,so,howwasChina,you?
（Hitshimwiththeflowers.）
Itwas,itwasgreat.Oh,whathappened?
What?
You'
rebleeding.
Iam?
Oh,lookatthat,yesIam.Enoughaboutme,enoughaboutme,Mr.BackfromtheOrient.Comeon.Iwannaheareverything!
Everything.（LooksatJulie）
Well,wheredoIstart?
ThisisJulie.Julie,thisisRachel.
Theseare,thesearen'
tforyou.（toJulie）Theseareforyou.（Loudly,thinkingshecan'
tspeakEnglish.）Welcometoourcountry.
Julie:
（Loudly,provingshecanspeakEnglish.）Thankyou.I'
mfromNewYork.
Ok,well,notaproblem.We'
lljustusethemtostopthebleeding.Ok.Baggageclaim?
Ok.
MonicaandRachel'
s,thegangiswaitingforRacheltoreturnfromtheairportwithRoss.]
Chandler:
Noway!
Monica:
I'
mtellingyou,shewenttotheairport,andshe'
sgonnagoforitwithRoss!
Ohmygod.Thisishuge.Thisisbiggerthanhuge.Thisislike,allright,what'
sbiggerthanhuge?
Joey:
Um,this?
Yes.
Guys,yougotyourhaircut.
Yes,yes,wedid,thankstoVidalBuffay.
'
Cause,youknow,（inthatvoice）ifyoudon'
tlookgood,wedon'
tlookgood.Ilovethatvoice.
（entering,outofbreath）Airport,airport.Ross,notalone,Julie,armaroundher.Cramp,cramp.
Ok,Ithinkshe'
stryingtotellussomething.Quick,gettheverbs.
（ShehitsChandler.）
（toChandler）You,you,yousaidhelikedme.（RossandJulieenter）You,youslowpokes!
That'
sallright,Rach,wegotthebags.Hi,hello.Julie,thisismysisterMonica.ThisisChandler.
Phoebe.
Joey,whatup?
Whatup?
!
Everyone,thisisJulie.
（outofbreath）Julie.
All:
Ohh.（Happily）Hi!
Hi,butI'
mnothere,youhaven'
tmetme.I'
llmakeamuchbetterfirstimpressiontomorrowwhenIdon'
thave20hoursofcabandplaneonme.
Andbus.
Ohmygod.
Thescreamingguy?
Andthespitting?
Yougottahearthisstory.
We'
reonthisbus,that'
seasily200yearsold...
200atleast.
...andthisguy...
Andthechickenpoopedinherlap.Oh,I'
msosorry.Ijustgaveawaytheending,didn'
tI?
Oh!
It'
sjust,Ijustheardthisstoryinthecab,anditisallIcanthinkabout.
Thisisamazing.Imean,how,howdidthishappen?
Well,RossandIwereingradschooltogether.
Butwehaven'
tseeneachothersincethen.WellIlandinChina,guesswho'
sinchargeofthedig.
Julie!
Julie,isn'
tthatgreat?
Imean,isn'
tthatjustkick-you-in-the-crotch,spit-on-your-neckfantastic?
（toJulie）It'
sanexpression.
Well,wejustwantedtosayaquickhi,andthenwe'
regonnagoseethebaby.
Andthenwe'
vegottagetsomesleep.
Yeah,it'
sreally6:
00tomorrownightourtime.
Well,listen,don'
ttelluswhat'
sgonnahappenthough,'
causeIliketobesurprised.
（RossandJulieexit）
Bye.（Sheclosesthedoorandeveryonetriestosympathizewithher.）
CentralPerk,RossandChandlerenter.]
Hey,Rach,canIgetsomecoffee?
Yeah,sure.
Thankyou.
Hey,Rach,canIget...
Didyoutalktohim?
Notyet.
Then,no.
（HegoestositdownnexttoRoss.）
SowhatthehellhappenedtoyouinChina?
Imean,whenlastweleftyou,youweretotallyinlovewith,youknow.
Iknow,IknowIwas,buttherewasalwaysthislittlevoiceinsidethatkeptsayingit'
snevergonnahappen,moveon.Youknowwhosevoicethatwas?
God?
Itwasyou,pal.
Well,maybeitwasGod,doingme.
Look,youwereright.Shelooksatmeandseesafriend,that'
sall.ButthenImetJulie,andIdon'
tknow,we'
rehavin'
agreattime.AndIhavetosay,Ineverwould'
vegoneforitwithherifithadn'
tbeenforyou.
Well,youowemeone,bigguy.
（ToRoss）Here'
syourlemonade.
Ididn'
torderlemonade.
Oh.Wellthen,youbettergotakethatbackbecausethey'
regonnachargeyouforthat.
But...
Go-go-go-go,comeon!
（Rossgoesovertothecounte）（toChandler）Souh,whatdidyoufindout?
Hesaid...hesaid,hesaidthatthey'
rehavingagreattime.I'
msorry.But,thesilverlining,ifyouwannaseeit,isthathemadethedecisionallbyhimself!
Withoutanyoutsidehelpwhatsoever.
Howisthatthesilverlining?
Youhavetoreallywannaseeit.
s,RossandthegangiswatchingSumowrestlingonTV.]
Ironically,thesearetheguyswhowerepickedlastingym.
[CuttoPhoebeandMonicainthekitchen.]
Pheebes,youknowwhatI'
mthinking?
Oh,ok.How,it'
sbeensolongsinceyou'
vehadsex,you'
rewonderingifthey'
vechangedit?
No,althoughnowthat'
swhatI'
mthinking.
Allright,sowhatwereyouthinking?
Well,Iwasthinking,thatyougavetheguyssuchgreathaircuts,Ithought,maybeyou'
dliketodomine?
Ohh!
No.
Whynot?
Because,I'
mjust,I'
mincrediblyanalandanunbelievablecontrolfreak.
Noyou'
renot.
IknowI'
mnot,butyouare,andIwastryingtospareyourfeelings.
（Thephonerings.）
（answeringthephone）Hello?
Oh,hi.Yeah,holdonasecond.Ross,it'
sJulie,foryou.（Throwshimthephone.）
（onphone）Hello?
Hi.
（entering）Hi.Anybodyknowagoodtailor?
Needssomeclothesaltered?
No,no,I'
mjustlookingforamantodrawonmewithchalk.
Whydon'
tyougoseeFrankie?
Myfamily'
sbeengoin'
tohimforever.HedidmyfirstsuitwhenIwas15.Nowait,16.No,'
scuseme,15.（stillconfused）Allright,whenwas1990?
Okay.
YouhavetostoptheQ-tipwhenthere'
sresistance!
（onphone）Ok,ok,sweetheart,I'
llseeyoulater.Ok,bye.What?
（SitsdownnexttoRachel）Oh,thatissosweet.No,no,ok,youhangup.Ok,ok,one,two,three.（Doesn'
thangupandmotionsforRacheltobequiet）Wellyoudidn'
thangupeither.
Shedidn'
thangupeither!
Ok,no,no,youhangup.You,you,y...
（takingthephoneandhangingitup）Sorry,Ithoughtyouweretalkingtome.
Rachel!
lljustcallherback.
Okay!
（callsJulieback）Hi?
Sorry,wegotdisconnected...（Walksaway.）
（toMonica）Ok,ok,ok.Howdidthishappentome?
Howdidthishappentome?
Aweekago,twoweeksago,Iwasfine.RosswasjustRoss,justthisguy.Nowhe'
sRrrooossss,oh,thisreallygreatguythatIcan'
thave.
Sweetie,Iwantedyoutohavehimtoo.
Iknowyoudid.I'
mjustgonnadealwithit,I'
mjustgonnadealwithit.（Rosscomesby,smochingwithJulieonthephone.）Igottagetoutofhere.（Exits）
Ok,Idon'
tcarewhatyouguyssay,something'
sbotheringher.
s,thenextmorning.]
（toChandler）Youknow,IthinkIwassixteen.
（toPhoebe）Please,justalittlebitofftheback.
mstillon"
no."
（pokingherheadinfromherbedroom）Uh,morning.Doyouguysthinkyoucouldcloseyoureyesforjustasec?
No-no-no-no-no,（grabshispants）I'
mnotfallin'
forthatagain.
What'
sgoin'
on?
Well,Isortadidastupidthinglastnight.
Whatstupidthingdidyoudo?
Paulo:
（enteringfromRachel'
sroom）Bongiornotutti!
Ewww!
（Getsupandwalksaway.）
CommercialBreak
s,continuedfromearlier.]
Ok,Paulo,whydon'
tyoujustgogetdressed,andthenyoubeonyourway,ok,bye-bye.（Paulogoesintohisroom.）
Rachel,howdidthishappen?
Idon'
tknow,Ijustkindaranintohimlastnight.
Where?
Athisapartment.Isthisjuice?
Whoa,whoa.AndthefactthatyoudumpedhimbecausehehitonPhoebe?
OhGod,IknowI'
mapatheticloser.
Honey,you'
renotpathetic,you'
resad.
Peopledostupidthingswhenthey'
reupset.
Mygod,ifIhadanickelforeveryguyIwishIhadn'
t...（Everyonelooksather）,butthisisaboutyourhorriblemistake.
（RossandJulieenter.）
Hi.Sorrywe'
relatebutwewere—well,therewastouching.
（entering）Hey,heyRoss.
Hey,Paulo.Whatareyoudoinghere?
IdoRaquel.
（toRachel）So,uh,he'
sback.
Yeah,he'
sback.Isthataproblem?
No,notaproblem.
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