经典美剧《老友记》第七季第十四集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第七季第十四集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Happybirthday!

Happybirthday!

Rach,comeon.

It'syourbirthday!

Hey...

She'snotasprettyasshewaswhenshewas29.

Ms.Greenewantstoestablishsomegroundrulesbeforeshecomesout.

Pleasedon'tusethewords"old"or"downhill"...

or"Theystilllookprettydamngood."

Theydo.

Rachel,comeonout.

Monicamadebreakfast.

Chocolatechippancakes.

We'vegotpresents.

Goodones?

They'reallfromthelistyougaveustwoweeksago.

CanIkeepthepresentsandstillbe29?

Comeon,Rach,turning30isnotthatbigadeal.

Really?

Isthathowyoufeltwhenyouturned30?

Why,God,why?

Wehadadeal.Lettheothersgrowold,notme!

Youguys,isitjustme?

AmIoverreacting?

No,it'snotjustyou.My30thbirthdaysurewasn'tmuchfun.

AndnowChandler!

We'reallgettingsoold.

WhyareYoudoingthistous?

TheOneWhereTheyAllTurnThirty

28

You'reinagreatplaceinyourlife.Youhaveanamazingjob,goodfriends.

Yourroommate'sasoapoperastar.

Yourcharacterisinacoma.

IpromisedmyselfIwouldn'tcryatthisone.

Iknowmylife'sgoingprettywell,butIseesomanypeople...

who'veaccomplishedtheirgoalsbeforethey're30.

Yeah,butyoushouldn'tcompareyourselftome.

-Comeon,Phoebe!

-Youcandoit!

-Comeon.-Thereyougo.

Ididit!

OnemileonaHippityHop.

That'severythingIwantedtodobeforeIwas30.

ExceptIwantedtopatchthingsupwithmysister.

Oh,well.But,yeah!

Girls,thisthingisagodsend,ifyouknowwhatImean.

Let'shavesomefun.Whatdoyouwanttodo?

Nothing.Idon'twanttodoanything.

Doingnothingonyour30thisbetterthandoingsomethingstupid,likeRoss.

Thatwasapracticalpurchase.

Ineededthatcarfortransportation.

Okay?

Ihaveachild.

HowhotdoIlookinthis?

Ross,asportscar?

Wouldn'titbecheapertojuststuffasockdownthere?

That'snotwhatthisisabout.

Iamasportscarenthusiast.

-I'vealwaysbeenintocars.-What'sthehorsepower?

Idon'tknow,butlookhowshiny!

-Ican'tbelieveyouboughtthis.-SocanIhavearide,stud?

Hopin.

Getreadyforthesmoothestrideofyourlife.

Damnit.

Okay,who'snext?

Iamgonnadosomethingtoday.Iwon'tsitaroundlikesomeoldlady.

Iwanttogetsomethingpierced.

Likemynoseormytongueorsomething.

Really?

Becausethathurts.

Sowhat?

ThewayIseeit..

Sonofabitch!

Look,Iknowwhatyou'regoingthrough.

I'mtotallyfreakedoutaboutturning25.

Getoutofmyapartment.

Rach,Ithinkthatyou'redoinggreat.

Let'sfaceit,noonehandlesthiswell.

Leastofallyou.

Putthatbackon.Monicawillbehereanyminute.

ButithurtsmyJoey'sapple.

Forthelasttime,it'snotnamedaftereachindividualman.

You'vedoneawonderfuljobwiththeparty.Everything'ssolovely.

Well,notaslovelyasyou.

Ican'tbelieveyouhavea30-year-olddaughter.

AndIcan'tbelieveyouhaveatuxthat's30yearsold.

It'solderthanthat.Rosswasconceivedrightnearthistuxedo.

Everybodyhide!

She'scoming.

Everybodydown!

Everybodystayhere.I'llfindoutwhat'sgoingon.

Hey,yougotthedooropen!

Hey,areyoudrunk?

No.

Okay.

Okay.

See,Iwasalittlenervousaboutturning...

30.

Sothebusboystookmeoutforsomedrinks.

Mightwanttopukeonyoulater.

Here'sthething.We'vethrownaveryformalsurprisepartyforyou.

-Yourparentsandfriendsareinthere.-No!

-Yes!

Yes!

-No.

Oh,no!

Myparentshaveneverseenmedrunk.

Thattheyknowof.

We'llgetyousomecoffee.They'llneverknowthatyou'redrunk.

-Youpromise?

-I'lltakecareofit.

Iloveyousomuch.

Okay,wehavetodosomethingaboutyourbreath.

Whataboutyourbreath?

That'sstillyours.

Nowremember,it'sasurpriseparty.

Sowhenyougoin,actsurprised.

Ready?

Surprise!

Okay,forward.Forward.

Stop!

Okay,back..Stop!

Okay,for..Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Okay,here'swhatwe'regonnado.

I'llbreakintothisminivan,putitinneutral.

YoupushitforwardsoRosscangetoutofthespot.

Allright.Herewego.

Haulass!

Happy30thbirthday!

Here.

It'sforthechildinyou.Andthewoman.

Happy30th!

Whydoyoukeepsayingthat?

Becauseit'sour30thbirthday.

Yeah,no,we'renot30.We're31.Okay.

Wait.

Oh,it'syou.

Yeah.What?

Yeah,we'renot30.We're31.

That'swhatitsaysonmybirthcertificate.

Youhaveabirthcertificate?

Igotabigboxoffamilystuffwhenmymomdied.

Ourmom.

Right.Okay.

-Doyouhavemine?

-No,IsoldittoaSwedishrunaway.

Oh,myGod.

Oh,myGod,weare31!

Yeah.

Ijustlostawholeyearofmylife.

Okay.

-YourmiddlenameisPamela?

-Yes.

Ineverknewmine.Doyourememberwhatitis?

Yes.

Phoebe.

-That'smyfirstname.-Right.Okay.Then,no.

Wemadeitacrosstheroom.You'redoinggreat.

What'sgoingon?

Monica'salittledrunk.

Yeah!

IlovedrunkMonica.

Oh,she'ssomuchmorefunthanregularMonica.

Shedoesn'twantherparentstoknow.

Allright,allright.Here'swhatwe'lldo.

I'llgettwiceasdrunk,thennoonewillevennoticeher.

What'sgoingon?

Monica'swasted.

Maybethat'lllivenupthisparty.

Willyoujusthelphergetchanged?

Takingcareofadrunk,nakedwomanseemslikeajobforJoey.

Thisone'sfromme.

Itwasn'tonyourlist,butit'sreallyfun.

Ascooter.

Sticktothelist.

Alwayssticktothelist.

No,no,Iloveit.Thankyou.

Openoursnext!

Openoursnext!

Nowthatyou'reacouple,wedon'tgettwogifts?

Formylastbirthday,yougavemeahug.

Readthecard!

Readthecard!

"Happybirthday,Grandma."

It'sbettertobeoverthehill...

thanburiedunderit.

"Allourlove,MonicaandChandler."That'sfunny.

No,no.Thatwasajoke.

Iknow,Igetit.It'sfunny.

Becauseyou'renotagrandma.

Tobeagrandma,youhavetobemarriedandhavechildren.

Idon'thaveanyofthosethings.That'swhyit'ssofunny.

I'mjustgonnago...

Allyouhadtodowasbuythecard.

Itwasstupidtogetupsetaboutnothavingahusbandandkids.

AllIreallyneededwasaplan.

See,Iwantthreekids.

Andyouwanttohavethemallatthesametimeandallforyourbrother.

AsIwassaying...

IshouldhavethefirstonebythetimeI'm35.

Whichgivesmefiveyears.

IfIwantakidwhenI'm35,Idon'thavetogetpregnantuntilI'm34.

WhichgivesPradafouryearstostartmakingmaternityclothes.

ButIwanttobemarriedforayearbeforeIgetpregnant.

Really?

Thatlong?

Lookallyouwant,it'shappening.

Idon'thavetogetmarrieduntilI'm33.That'sthreewholeyears.

Waitaminute,though.

I'llneedayearandahalftoplanthewedding.

AndI'dliketoknowtheguyforayear,yearandahalf...

beforewegetengaged.

WhichmeansIneedtomeettheguybythetimeI'm30.

Whichisfinebecauseyoujustturned...

28!

No,Ross.No,itisnotfine.

IshouldalreadybewiththeguyI'mgonnamarry.

Willyouquithoggingit?

I'mtellingyou,it'slikewatchingBambilearnhowtowalk.

You'redrunk.

MomandDadaregonnabemad.

MaybeI'malittledrunk.

Arethosecrabcakes?

Itoldyoutocomestraighttomewhentheywereready.

Howyoufeeling?

Youaresohandsome.

Iwanttomakelovetoyourighthere,rightnow.

Ireallywishthatyouwouldn't.

Justgetthroughalittlebitmore,thenwecanputyouinbed.

Justsmile,anddon'ttalktoanyone.

Speech,speech!

Let'shearfromthebirthdaygirl.

Phoebe!

See,everybody'slookingatme.

Theplan'sworking.

Ididn'tevenhavetotakeoffmytopyet.

Speech.Comeon,speech!

Youcan'tkeepyourhandsoffherforonesecond.

Ithinkit'snice.

Ithinkit'snecessary.

Iwanttothankyouallforcoming.

Myfamilyand...

myfriends.

I'dreallyliketosaythatI'm...

YouknowwhatI'dreallyliketosay?

I'mdrunk!

That'sright,MomandDad.

Yourlittleold"Harmomica"ishammered.

Andguesswhat?

I'vebeendrunkbefore.

AndI'vesmokedacigarette.

It'sallokay.It'sokaybecause...

Iturned30today.

AndIcandoanythingIwant.

BecauseIamagrownup.

Okay,quick.Helpmegetthisoff.

Ilostawholeyear.

Ican'tbelieveit.Thisissounfair!

Comeon,Phoebe,it'llbeokay.

Willit?

Willit?

Howwouldyoufeelifyoufoundoutyouwere31?

That'snotgonnahappen.Becausewehaveanewdeal.

Plus,itruinedmyschedule.

Ihaven'tdonethethingsIwantedtodobeforeIwas31.

-Likewhat?

-LikeIhaven'tmetanyPortuguesepeople.

Ihaven'thadtheperfectkiss.

AndIhaven'tbeentosniperschool.

Whydon'twegoandhavesomebirthdaycake?

Ijustfeellikebeingbymyself.Seeyouguyslater.Thanks.

PoorPhoebe.

Hey,youguys,IthinkI'mgonnawalkherhome.

-Oh,man.-What?

He'sgonnaeatthecake.

Phoebe!

Listen,I...

Closeyoureyes.

That'sonethingtocrossoffyourlist.

Oh,yeah.

Plus,I'mone-sixteenthPortuguese.

Okay,iseverybodyclear?

We'regonnapickitup...

andmoveit.

Allweneedisteamwork.We'regonnaliftthecar...

andslideitout.

Lift...

andslide.

-Ross,Ireallydon'tthinkthis..-Lift...

andslide.

-Okay,herewego.-Allright,everyone.

Lift...

andslide.

-Hey,Joey..-Comeon,Rach,myturnjuststarted.

Actually,IjustwanttotalktoTag.

Oh,okay.Hey,canIridethisoutside?

Whatever.I'mnotyourmother.

Notinthestreet!

-Areyoufeelinganybetter?

-Yeah,I'mdoingokay.I'm...

Let'stalk.

What'sup?

Oh,Tag...

You'resuchagreatguy.Andwehavesomuchfuntogether.

-ButI..-Wait.

IthinkIseewhereyou'regoing.

Beforeyousayanythingelse,canIsayonemorething?

Wellsaid.

AndagoodexampleofthefunIwasreferringto.

ButIthinkI'mpastthepointwhereIcanjusthavefun.

Don'tdothis.Thisisjustbecauseyou'returning30.

Yeah,itis.

Butyou'rejustakid.Imean,you're25.

-Twenty-four,actually.-Oh,God.

Youkno