高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本916 The One With The Boob Job素材.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本916TheOneWithTheBoobJob素材

916TheOneWithTheBoobJob

Scene:

ChandlerandMonica'sapartment.ChandlerandMonicaarelookingthroughsomepapers.

Chandler:

Didyouseeourbankstatement?

Couldthisberight?

Monica:

Iknow...God.Ihaven'tseenmysavingstakeahitlikethissinceIwasakida

ndtheycameupwithdouble-stuffedOreos.Whathappenedtoallourmoney?

Chandler:

I'mnotsurewhattheydid...butI'minclinedtoblame[xxx?

].

Monica:

Iguesswithyoudoingtheinternship,we'respendingmorethanwe'rebringingin.

Chandler:

MaybeIshouldquitandgetajobthatpays.

Monica:

Oh...Butyou'refinallydoingsomethingthatyoulove!

Ican'taskyoutogivethatup.Thoughit'dbeniceifthethingthatyoulovewas...y'know...findinggold.

Chandler:

Youknowwhat?

Youknowwhat?

Ithinkwe'remakingtoobigadealoutofthis.ok?

Sowepayourbillsalittlelatethismonth.Andmaybenextmonthwecutbackonafewthings.AndmaybewestarteatingoutofJoey'srefridgeratorforachange.You'reachef...whatcanyoumakeoutofbakingsodaandbeer?

Monica:

Okworsecasescenariois...weborrowsomemoneyfrommyparents.

Chandler:

No!

We'renotborrowingmoney.

Monica:

Whynot?

Chandler:

Becausewedon'tdothat.WeareBings!

Andifthere'sonethingmyfathertaughtmewas...welltoalwaysknockbeforegoingintothepoolhouse...Buttheotherthingwas...neverborrowmoney.

Monica:

Wow!

Ihadnoideayouhadthismuchpride.

Chandler:

That'sright!

Ido!

AndI'myourman.Andi'mgoingtogetusthroughthissituationevenifitmeansyouworkingtwiceashard.

OpeningCredits

Scene:

Phoebe'sapartment.MikeandPhoebeseemtohavefinishedwatchingamovieontelevision.

Mike:

I'mgonnago.（HekissesPhoebeonthecheek.）

Phoebe:

Why?

Mike:

Ihaven'tbeenhomeinacoupleofdaysandIneedtogetsomemoreclothes.

Phoebe:

Oh...youdon'thavetogo...Ihavesomethingthatwillfityou.

Mike:

Iputthattubetoponasajoke.

Phoebe:

Iwantyoutostay.

Mike:

IwanttostaytoobutI'vegotaboutasmuchoutoftheseboxersasIcan.

Phoebe:

Whydon'tyouturntheminsideout?

Mike:

Doneit.（Phoebebecomesalittlemoresubdued.）I'llbebackinacoupleofhours.

Phoebe:

I'llmissyou.

Mike:

Metoo.（Heleaves.Afewmomentslater,heentersagain.）

Mike:

Youknowwhat?

Ijustrealizedsomething.Idon'twannagohome.

Phoebe:

Great!

Ok...I'llgogetthetubetop.

Mike:

No,no!

WhatImeanis...Ihategoingbacktomyapartmentnow...AndpartlybecauseIliveaboveaknowncrackdenbut...mostlybecausewhenI'mthere...It'sjust...ireallymissyou.So...Doyouwanttomoveintogether?

Phoebe:

Wow...MikeHannigan...Yousureknowhowtomakeagirlsay"Hellyeah!

".

Mike:

Sowe'redoingit?

Phoebe:

Yeah!

Let'sdoit!

Let'slivetogether!

（TheyembraceandMikekissesPhoebe.）

Phoebe:

Ohgod...We'rereallygoingtomoveintogether!

Mike:

Yeah!

Phoebe:

I'vealwayswanted

tolivewithaguy..."Pickupyoursocks!

""Putdownthetoiletseat!

""No!

We'renothavingsexanymore!

"It'sgonnabefun!

Scene:

Joey'sapartment.Monicaenters.

Monica:

HeyJoey!

Joey:

Hey!

Monica:

Listen...IneedtoknowthatwhatI'mabouttoaskyouwillnevergetbacktoChandler.

（Joeyfrowns...then

looksasifheunderstands.）

Joey:

I'dbelyingifIsaidIhaven'tthoughtaboutitmyself...Chandlerismybestfriend...Itwouldbewrong.Good.（Hewinks.）...Butwrong.

Monica:

:

（Looksexasperated.）Okfirstofall...Itwouldbegreat.Butthat'snotwhatI'mheretotalktoyouabout.Ineedtoborrowsomemoney.

Joey:

Awww...Idon'tknowMonica...Youknow...erm...lendingfriendsmoneyisalwaysamistake.

Monica:

ButChandlerlentyoumoney!

Joey:

AndIthinkhewouldtellyouitwasamistake.

Monica:

Comeon...Ijustneeditforsomerentand...andsomeotherbills.

Joey:

Oh...howmuch?

Monica:

Twothousanddollars?

Joey:

Twothousanddollars!

?

WhatdoyouthinkIam?

Isoapoperastar!

?

Monica:

Yeah.

Joey:

That'srightIam!

（Opensdrawerandrummagesthroughit.Rachelenters.）

Rachel:

Hiyouguys!

Joey&Monica:

Hey!

Joey:

Oo...what'sinthebag?

Rachel:

Oher...wellyouknowEmmastartedcrawling?

Irealizedthatthisplace,isveryunsafeforababy.SoIwenttothestoreandgotsomestufftobaby-prooftheapartment.

Joey:

Oh...baby-proofing...Whyisthissuchabigdealnow?

Y'know...whenIwasakiditwaslike..."Whoops!

Joeyfelldownthestairs!

"orer..."Whoops!

Joeyelectrocutedhimselfagain!

"Huh!

Monica:

Anywayerm...Areyougoingtogetahandymantoinstallthisstuff?

Rachel:

No.Iwasjustgoingtodothismyself.（Joeymakesasarcasticlaugh.）

Joey:

You'regonnadoit?

Rachel:

Yeah...Why?

Youdon'tthinkawomancandothis?

Joey:

Oh...Womencan.You...can't.

Rachel:

Monica...wouldyoupleasetellJoeythatheisapig?

Monica:

You'reapig.Andyoucan'tdothis.

Rachel:

Wha!

?

What!

?

Comeon!

Ifoundthehardwarestoreallbymyself!

Joey:

Thehardwarestoreisrightdownthestreet.

Rachel:

Thereisahardwarestorerightdownthestreet?

Scene:

CentralPerk.Ross,ChanlderandMonicaaresittingonthecouch.PhoebeandMikeenters.

Phoebe:

Heyyouguys!

Ok...we'vegotgreatnews.

Mike:

PhoebeandIaremovingintogether.

Monica,Chandler,Ross:

Congratulations!

/Goodforyou!

/Great!

Phoebe:

Iknowit'ssoexciting!

YouknowI'veneverlivedwithaguybefore.

Monica:

Wellyouknowit'sjustlikelivingwithagirl.Onlytheydon'tstealyourmakeup.Unlessthey'replaying"Thisiswhatmysisterwouldlooklike".（LooksatChandler.）

Chandler:

Yeah...she'snotsocute.

Mike:

I'mgonnagotothebathroom.

Phoebe:

OK...Wellyouputdownthetoiletseat.

Mike:

Yesdear.

Monica:

Isthatabityouguysdo?

Phoebe:

Uhhuh...we'replayingyoutwo.

Monica:

Wedon'tdothat!

Tellherwedon'tdo

that!

Chandler:

Yesdear.

Ross:

Ican'tbelieveyouguysaremovingintogether.That's...that'sgreat!

Imean...I'mhappyforyouguys.

Monica:

Ihearweddingbells.

Phoebe:

Monicaslowdown!

Ok?

I'mjustexcitedtobelivingwithhim.YouknowImean...Idon'tknow...CanIseesomedaybeingmarriedtoMike?

Sure!

Yeah...Youknow...Icanpicturemyselfwalkingdowntheaisleinaweddingdressthathighlightsmybreastsinanobviousyetclassyway.ButdoIwantthathouseinConnecticut...youknow...nearthegoodschoolswhereMikeandIcansendSophieandMikeJunior...OhmygodIdo.

Ross:

Phoebe...Ihadnoideayouweresoconven

tional.

Phoebe:

Iknow!

IguessIam!

Ohmygod!

LoaduptheVolvoIwanttobeasoccermom!

Mike:

Youreadytogo?

Phoebe:

Yeah!

Youbetroomy!

Monica:

Don'tyoumean...groomy?

Mike:

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Phoebe:

Ohplease...theseguys...wehaven'tevenmovedinyetandtheyhaveuspickingoutchinapatterns.（Mikeseemstogagalittle...andlaughsnervously.Theybegintoleave.Phoebeboltsback.）

Phoebe:

Chinapatterns!

Scene:

Joey'sapartment.Rachelisfiddlingwiththedrawer.

Rachel:

Thisiseasy...Can'tdothis!

（Movesaway...andfindshersweatersleevestucktothedrawer.）

Rachel:

Oh!

Wow!

SeriouslyIcan'tdothis.（Fiddlesmore.）

Scene:

CentralPerk.Chandlersitsonthecouch.Joeysitsattheroundtable

Chandler:

HeyJoe!

Joey:

Hey!

Chandler:

Listener...Ineedtoaskyouafavorbutyoucan'ttellMonicaanythingaboutit.

Joey:

Ithoughtyoudidn'thavesecretsfromMonica.

Chandler:

Andthatwouldhavemadetheofficialpartyline.（Joeynods.）MonicaandIarehavingalittlefinancialtrouble.

Joey:

Yeah...Iknow.

Chandler:

What?

Whatdoyoumeanyouknow?

Joey:

ER...Ijustfigureditout!

Youknow...Imeanyou'renotworkingandtheeconomyisbad.

Chandler:

Oh!

Right.

Joey:

（tohimself.）That'sthefastestIhaveeverthought!

Chandler:

Anyway,er...Ineedtoborrowsomemoney.

Joey:

Oh!

Sure!

Howmuch?

Twothousanddollars?

Chandler:

Yes!

Twothousanddollarsexactly!

Howdoyouknowthat!

（Joeybeginswritingacheque.）

Joey:

Er...WellI...Knowhowmuchyouusedtomake...AndIknowhowmuchyourrentis.（shrugs.）

Chandler:

Ohok.

Joey:

（Tohimself.）IamonFIRE!

Chandler:

（StandsupandwalkstoJoey.）Listen...thisisreallynice.Doyou.（seeshischequebook.）DidyouwriteachequetoMonicafortwothousanddollars

?

DidMonicaborrowmoneyfromyou?

Joey:

Er...Kindof.

Chandler:

Ican'tbelieveher!

Didshetellyouwewerehavingmoneyproblems?

Joey:

Ohnonononono...Itwasn't...Itwasn'tbecauseofyourmoneyproblems...Itwasforsomething...forher.

Chandler:

What?

Joey:

Somethingpersonal.

Chandler:

Whatwouldshegetforherselffortwothousanddollarsthatshewouldn'ttellmeabout?

（Womanwithhugebreastscutsacrossthem.TakesJ

oey'scoffee.）

Woman:

Excuseme.

Joey:

Boobjob.

Chandler:

Idon'twanthertogetaboobjob!

That'scrazy!

Joey:

Wellit's...It'snotTHATcrazy.ok?

Makingthemsmaller,thatwouldbecrazy.

Scene:

Phoebe'sapartment.PhoebeandMikearepackingstuff.

Mike:

Wellhey...IwannaaskyouaboutMonica'slittle"groomy"joke.

Phoebe:

Oh!

Alright.WellIthinkthereasonpeoplelaughisbecuaseit'saplayonthewordroomie.

Mike:

Igetthejoke.Sophisticatedasitwas.Nowthet

hingIwannasayis...Maybeweshouldhavetalkedaboutthisbefore.Uslivingtogether.You'renotexpectingaproposal...right?

Phoebe:

Ohno!

Nono!

Notatall.We'rejustmovinginrightnow.Seewhereitgoes.

Mike:

Yeahwell...that'sthething.Formeit's...asfarasitcanevergo.

Phoebe:

Whatdoyoumean?

Mike:

Look.Phoebe...I...Iloveyou.Verymuch.ButIneverwanttogetmarriedagain.

Phoebe:

Oh.Wow.

Mike:

It'sjustmyfirstmarriagewas...youknow...suchadisaster.Ikindoflostfaithinthewholeidea.

Phoebe:

Wasitreallythatbad?

Mike:

Atonepointneartheendshedeliberat