高中英语《Frinds老友记》第3季中英文对照完整剧本304 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel素材.docx

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304TheOneWithTheMetaphoricalTunnel

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's:

everyoneisthereandtheyarewatchinganinfo-mercialthatstarsJoey.]

Host:

Welcomeeverybody,welcometoAmazingDiscoveries!

Phoebe:

Oh,oh!

It'sonagain!

Joey:

Youguys,canwepleasenotwatchthisallright.

All:

Shhhh!

Host:

Folks,hasthiseverhappenedtoyou.Yougototherefrigeratortogetaniceglassofmilk,（Joeyisinthebackgroundstrugglingtoopenacartoonofmilk）andthesedarncartonsaresoflingin'-flangin'hardtoopen.

Joey:

（ontv）Oh,yousaiditMike.（ripsopenthecartonandspillsmilkonthecounter）Aw!

There'sgottobeabetterway!

Mike:

AndthereisKevin.

Joey:

Canwepleaseturnthisoff?

Rachel:

Nooway,Kevin.

Mike:

Thereisarevolutionarynewproductthatguaranteesthatyou'llneverhavetoopenupmilkcartonsagain.MeettheMilkMaster2000.

Ross:

（toChandler）Areyouintrigued?

Chandler:

You'reflingin'-flangin'rightIam!

Mike:

Keepinmind,he'sneverusedthisproductbefore,you'regonnaseehoweasythisistodo.（toKevin）Goahead.（'Kevin'startsusingtheproduct,itisaspoutthatyoujabintoapapermilkcartonsothatyoudon'thavetoripitopen.）Thisworkswithanymilkcarton.

Joey:

（onTV,finishinginstallingtheMilkMaster2000）Wow,itiseasy.（startstopoorthemilk）Now,Icanhavemilkeveryday.

（Theyallstartlaughingathim）

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Chandler,Monica,Janicearesittingonthecouch,andPhoebeissittingnexttotheminthechair.]

Chandler:

Well,it'sofficialtherearenogoodmovies.

Janice:

Well,let'sgotoabadoneandmakeout.（theystarttokissandleanbackintoMonica.）

Monica:

Perhaps,youwouldlikemetoturnlikethis,（turnssidewaysonthecouch）sothatyoucanbunnybumpagainstmyback.

Joey:

（entering）Hey!

Phoebe:

Hey.

Chandler:

Hey,man.What'sup?

Joey:

Maybeyoucantellme.MyagentwouldliketoknowwhyIdidn'tshowupattheauditionIdidn'tknowIhadtoday.Thefirstgoodthingshegetsmeinweeks.Howcouldyounotgivemethemessage?

!

Chandler:

Well,I'lltellyaIdoenjoyguilt,but,ah,itwasn'tme.

Phoebe:

Yes,itwas!

Itwashim!

Uhhuh!

（theyallstareather）Okay,itwasme!

Joey:

Howisityou?

Phoebe:

Well,itwasjust,itwasallsocrazy,youknow.Imean,Chandlerwasinthecloset,countingto10,andhewasupto7andIhadn'tfoundaplacetohideyet.I-I-Imeanttotellyou,andIwroteitalldownonmyhand.See,allofit.（showshimherhand）

Joey:

Yep,that'smyaudition.

Monica:

See,nowthisiswhyIkeepnotepadseverywhere.

Phoebe:

Yep,andthat

'swhywedon'tinviteyoutoplay.

Janice:

Whatisthegreattragedyhere?

Yougogetyourselfanotherappointment.

Joey:

Well,Estelletried,youknow.ThecastingdirectortoldherthatImissedmychance.

Phoebe:

Thatisunfair.I'llcallherandtellheritwastotallymyfault.

Joey:

Pheebs,youcan'tdothat.Thecastingdirectordoesn'ttalktofriends,sheonlytalkstoagents.

Phoebe:

Whatasadlittlelifeshemustlead.Okay,ooh（startsdialing）.

Joey:

What,whatareyoudoing?

Whatareyoudoing?

Phoebe:

No,no,no,Iknow,Iknow,ooh.（onthephoneinadifferentvoice）'Hi,thisisKatelynn,fromPhoebeBuffay'soffice.Um,isum,AnnthereforPhoebe,she'llknowwhatit'sabout.'

Joey:

Hangup,hangup.（reacheswithhisgoodarm,butPhoebegrabsitandhetriestoreachthephonewithhisotherarmbutcan'tbecauseofthesling.）

Phoebe:

（onphone）'Annie!

Hi.ListenwegotaproblemwithJoeyTribbiani,apparentlyhemissedhisaudition.Whodidyouspeaktoinmyoffice?

Estelle,no,Idon'tknowwhatI'mgoingtodowithher.No.Allright,soyourhusbandleavesandburnsdowntheapartment,theworlddoesnotstop.'

Chandler:

Isanybodyelsescared?

Phoebe:

（onphone）'Right,welllook,um,ifJoeylosesthisaudition,thatisitforEstelle.Idon'tcare!

Annieyouareadoll,whattimecanyouseehim?

'（toMonica）Ineedapen.（Chandlerhandsherone,butsheneedssomethingtorighton,soshetiltsChandler'sheadoverandwritesonthebackofhisneck）

Chandler:

Getthewomanapad!

Getthewomanapad!

Apad!

Apad!

Monica:

Oh,nowyouwantapad.

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,CarolandSusanaredroppingoffBen]

CarolandSusan:

（entering）Hey!

!

Ross:

There'smyboy!

Here'smyboy!

Andhere'shisBarbi（BenisholdingaBarbidoll）What'sah,what'smyboydoingwithaBarbi?

Carol:

Hepickeditoutofthetoystorehimself,helovesit.

Susan:

Hecarriesiteverywhere,it'slikeasecurityblanket,butwithskibootsandakickyberet.

Ross:

Yeah,it's,it's,it'scute.Why,why,whydoeshehaveit,again?

Susan:

Sohe'sgotadoll?

Sowhat?

Unlessyou'reafraidhe'sgonnagrowupandbeinshowbusiness.

Carol:

Thisdoesn'thaveanythingtodowiththefactthatheisbeingraisedbytwowomen,doesit?

Ross:

Youknowwhatit'sfine.Ifyou'reokaywiththeBarbithing,soamI.

（cuttolaterintheday）

Ross:

GivedaddytheBarbi!

Ben,give,givemetheBarbi.Okay,how'bout,don'tyouwanttoplaywiththemonstertruck?

（makesamonstertrucksound）No.Okay,oh,oh,howaboutaDino-soilder?

（squawkslikeadinosaur）

Rachel:

Ross,youaresopathetic.Whycan'tyoursonjustplaywithhisdoll?

（usestheMilkMaster2000topourmilkintohercereal）

Monica:

（enteringfromherbedroom）Igottagotowork.Hasanybodyseenmyleftboob?

Joey:

Ilovethatmovie.（Joeyisusingitasapillow）

Monica:

Thereitis.Joey,whatareyoudoing?

Joey:

I'msorry,itjustfeltnice.

Chandler:

（enteringwithhisringingphone）Joe.Joe!

Answerthephone.

Joey:

Hey,Ionlygotonegoodarm,youknow.Youshouldbedoingstuffforme.Gogetmeasweater.

Chandler:

Justdoit!

Okay,it'sJaniceandifIgetitI'mgoingtohavetoseehertonight.（phonestopsringing）Oh,that'sgreatI'mgonnahavetoseehertonight.

Rachel:

What'sthebigdeal?

Whydon'tyouwannaseeJanice?

Chandler:

Okay,lastnightatdinner,whenthemealscame,sheputhalfherchickenpiccataonmyplateandtookmytomatoes.

Ross:

Andthat'sbadbecause...,youhatechickenpiccata?

Chandler:

Noo.

Ross:

Youdidn'twanttoshareyourtomatoes,tomatoesareveryimportanttoyou.

Chandler:

No,it'slikeallofthesudden,wewerethiscouple.Andthisalarmstartedgoingoffinmyhead:

'Runforyourlife!

Getoutofthebuilding!

'

Rachel:

Menareunbelievable.

Monica:

Whatisitwithyoupeople!

Imean,theminuteyoustarttofeelsomething,youhavetorunaway?

Chandler:

Iknow,that,（looksatherfakechest,andloseshistrainofthought,temporarily）that'swhyIdon'twanttogotonight,I'mafraidI'mgoingtosaysomethingstupid.

Monica:

Oh,youmeanlikethatguythingwhereyouactmeananddistantuntilyougetustobreakupwithyou.

Joey:

Hey,you

knowaboutthat?

!

Chandler:

LookwhatdoIdo?

Iwannagetpastthis,Idon'twannabeafraidofthecommitmentthing.Iwannagothroughthetunnel,totheotherside!

（JoeylooksquizzicallyatRoss）

Ross:

（toJoey）Wherethereisnofearofcommitment.

Chandler:

Dowehaveany...（turnsaroundandbumpsMonica'sfakechest）Dowehaveanythoughtshere?

Joey:

Well,I'veneverbeenthroughthetunnelmyself,'causeasIunderstandit,you'renotallowedtogothroughwithmorethanonegirlinthecar,right.But,itseemstomeit'sprettymuchlikeanythingelse,youknow,faceyourfear.Ithaveafearofheights,yougotothetopofthebuilding!

Ifyou'reafraidofbugs.....getabug.Right.Inthiscase,youhaveafearofcommi

tment,soIsayyougointhereandbethemostcommittedguythereeverwas.

Rachel:

Amazingly,thatmakessense.

Chandler:

Youthink?

Joey:

Oh,yeah.Goforitman,jumpoffthehighdive,staredownthebarrelofthegun,peeintothewind!

Chandler:

Yeah,Joe,IassureyouifI'mstaringdownthebarrelofagun,I'mprettymuchpeeingeverywhichway.

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Phoebe'sbeeperisgoingoff]

Phoebe:

Oh,it'syourauditionfromthismorning.CanIusethephoneagain?

Rachel:

SurePheebs,youknow,that'swhatit'stherefor,emergenciesandpretendagents.

Joey:

Comeonbaby,comeon!

Phoebe:

（onphone,in'Katelynn's'voice）'Hi,IhavePhoebeBuffayreturningapage.Okay,well,um,she'sinhercarI'llhavetopatchyouthrough.'

Rachel:

Verynicetouch.

Phoebe:

（invoice,onphone）'Okay,goahead.'（innormalvoiceonphone）Um,hiAnnie.（listens）Fantastic!

（toJoey）Yougotit.（onphone）Oh,okay,um,'Willheworkforscale?

'youaskme.Well,Idon'tknowaboutthat,（Joeyclearshisthroattosignifyyes）exceptthatIdoandhewill.Great,ohyouaresuchasweetheart.Iwouldlovetohavelunchwithyou,howaboutwehavelunchnext....（hangsupphone）Op,wentthroughatunnel.

Rachel:

Unbelievable.

Joey:

Thankyousomuch.

Phoebe:

Itwasreallyfun,ImeanI'venevertalkedonacarphonebefore.

Joey:

Youwereamazing,couldyoujustdomethishugefavor,youseethere's

thisoneotherauditionthatIreally,reallywant,andEstellecouldn'tgetmein.

Phoebe:

Oh,Idon'tknow.Imeanitwasfunonetime.

Joey:

Comeon,please,it'llbejustthisonemore,wellactuallyit'stwo.

Phoebe:

Two?

Joey:

Yeah!

Well,wellreallyit'sthree.Please.You'resogoodatit.Iloveyou.

Phoebe:

Okay,I'lldoit,butjustthesethree,right

Joey:

Nooo,four.

[Scene:

ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerandJanicearehavingdinner]

Janice:

So,howcomeyouwantedtoeatintonight?

Chandler:

'Cause,Iwantedtouh,giveyouthis.（handsherapresent）

Janice:

Ohhh,areyouapuppy!

（opensit）Contactpaper!

Ineverreallyknowwhattosaywhensome

oneyou'resleepingwithgivesyoucontactpaper.

C