经典美剧《老友记》第一季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第一季第三集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Hi,guys!
Hey,Pheebs!
Hi!
Hey.Oh,oh,how'ditgo?
Um,notsogood.Hewalkedmetothesubwayandsaid
'Weshoulddothisagain!
'
What?
Hesaid'weshoulddoitagain',that'sgood,right?
Uh,no.Looselytranslated'Weshoulddothisagain'
means'Youwillneverseemenaked'.
Sincewhen?
Sincealways.It'slikedatinglanguage.
Y'know,like'It'snotyou'means'Itisyou'.
Or'You'resuchaniceguy'means
'I'mgonnabedatingleather-wearingalcoholics
andcomplainingaboutthemtoyou
Or,or,y'know,um,'Ithinkweshouldseeotherpeople'means
'Ha,ha,Ialreadyam'.
-Andeverybodyknowsthis?
-Yeah.Cushionstheblow.
Yeah,it'slikewhenyou'reakid,
andyourparentsputyourdogtosleep,
andtheytellyouitwentofftoliveonsomefarm.
That'sfunny,that,no,because,
uh,ourparentsactuallydid,uh,
sendourdogofftoliveonafarm.
Uh,Ross.
What?
Wh-hello?
TheMillners'farminConnecticut?
TheMillners,
theyhadthisunbelievablefarm,
andhorses,andrabbitsthathecouldchaseanditwas-itw-.....
Oh,myGod,ChiChi!
"Sohowdoesitfeelknowingyou'reabouttodie?
"
"Warden,infiveminutesmypainwillbeover.
Butyou'llhavetolivewiththeknowledgethat
yousentanhonestmantodie."
Hey,thatwasreallygood!
Yeah?
Thanks!
Let'skeepgoing.
Okay."So.Whaddyawantfromme,Damone,huh?
"
"Ijustwannagobacktomycell.
'Causeinmycell,Icansmoke."
"Smokeaway."
IthinkthisisprobablywhyDamonesmokesinhiscellalone.
-What?
-Relaxyourhand!
Letyourwristgo.
Notsomuch!
Alright,nowtrytakingapuff.
Okay.
Okay.No.Giveittome.
Nonono,Iamnotgivingyouacigarette.
It'sfine,it'sfine.
Look,doyouwannagetthispart,ornot?
Here.
Allright,now.
Don'tthinkofitasacigarette.
Thinkofitasthethingthat'sbeenmissingfromyourhand.
Whenyou'reholdingit,youfeelright.Youfeelcomplete.
-Y'missit?
-Nah,notsomuch.
Alright,nowwesmoke.
Oh..my..God.
No,no,no.Theysayit'sthesameasthedistance
fromthetipofaguy'sthumbtothetipofhisindexfinger.
That'sridiculous!
CanIuse..eitherthumb?
Alright,don'ttellme,don'ttellme!
DecafcappucinoforJoey..
Coffeeblack..
Late..
andanicedtea.
-I'mgettingprettygoodatthis!
-Yeah.Yeah,excellent.
Goodforme!
Y'okay,Phoebe?
Yeahno-I'mjust-it's,it'snotevenworth...
It'smybank.
Whatdidtheydotoyou?
It'snothing,it'sjust-Okay.
I'mgoingthroughmymail,andIopenuptheirmonthly,
youknow,STATEMENT-
Easy,easy...
andthere'sfivehundredextradollarsinmyaccount.
Oh,Satan'sminionsatworkagain...
Yes,'causenowIhavetogodownthere,anddealwiththem.
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Keepit!
It'snotmine,Ididn'tearnit,
ifIkeptit,itwouldbelikestealing.
Yeah,butifyouspentit,itwouldbelikeshopping!
Okay.Okay,let'ssayIboughtareallygreatpairofshoes.
DoyouknowwhatI'dhear,witheverystepItook?
'Not-mine.Not-mine.Not-mine.'
AndevenifIwashappy,okay,and,andskipping-I'dhear
'Not-not-mine,not-not-mine,not-not-mine,not-not-mine'...
We'rewithyou.Wegotit.
Okay.I'd-just-I'dneverbeabletoenjoyit.
Itwouldbelikethisgiantkarmicdebt.
Chandler,what'reyoudoing?
hey,whatareyoudoing?
Oh!
Oh,God!
Whatisthis?
!
I'msmoking.I'msmoking,I'msmoking.
Oh,Ican'tbelieveyou!
You'vebeensogood,forthreeyears!
Andthis-ismyreward!
Holdonasecond,alright?
Justthinkaboutwhatyouwentthroughthelasttimeyouquit.
Okay,sothistimeIwon'tquit!
Ohhh!
Putitout!
Allright!
I'mputtingitout,I'mputtingitout.
Oh,no!
I-Ican'tdrinkthisnow!
Alright.I'mgonnagochange,I'vegotadate.
SoisitAlanagain?
How'sitgoin'?
'S'goingprettygood,y'know?
It'snice,and,we'rehavingfun.
Sowhendowegettomeettheguy?
Yeah!
Let'ssee,today'sMonday...
Never.
Oh,comeon!
Comeon!
-
No.NotafterwhathappenedwithSteve.
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
WeloveSchhteve!
Schhtevewasschhexy!
..
Sorry.
Look,Idon'tevenknowhowIfeelabouthimyet.
Justgivemeachancetofigurethatout.
Well,thencanwemeethim?
Imean,whyshouldIletthemmeethim?
Imean,Ibringaguyhome,
andwithinfiveminutesthey'realloverhim.
Imean,they'relike-coyotes,
pickingofftheweakmembersoftheherd.
Listen.Assomeonewho'sseenmorethanherfairshareofbadbeef,
I'lltellyou:
thatisnotsuchaterriblething.
Comeonnow,they'reyourfriends,
-they'rejustlookingoutafteryou.-Iknow.
Ijustwishthatonce,I'dbringaguyhome
thattheyactuallyliked.
Well,youdorealisethattheoddsofthathappeningarealittleslimmer
-iftheynevergettomeettheguy.
Letitgo,Ross.
Yeah,well,youdidn'tknowChiChi.
Doyouallpromise?
Yeah!
Wepromise!
We'llbegood!
Chandler?
Doyoupromisetobegood?
Youcancomein,
butyourfilter-tippedlittlebuddyhastostayoutside!
Hey,Pheebs.
'DearMs.Buffay.
Thankyouforcallingattentiontoourerror.
Wehavecreditedyouraccountwithfivehundreddollars.
We'resorryfortheinconvenience,
andhopeyou'llacceptthisfootballphone...
asourfreegift.'
Doyoubelievethis?
!
NowIhaveathousanddollars,andafootballphone!
Whatbankisthis?
Hey.It'shim.
-Whoisit?
-It'sAlan.
Chandler!
He'shere!
Okay,pleasebegood,please.
Justrememberhowmuchyoualllikeme.
Hi.Alan,thisiseverybody.
Everybody,thisisAlan.
Hi,Alan.
I'veheardschhomuchaboutallyouguyschh!
Thanks.I'llcallyoutomorrow.
Okay.Okay,let'slettheAlan-bashingbegin.
Who'sgonnatakethefirstshot,hmm?
C'mon!
...I'llgo.
Let'sstartwiththewayhekeptpickingat-
Youknow,I'msorry,Ican'tdothis,can'tdoit.
Welovedhim.
Lovedhim!
Yeah!
He'sgreat!
Waitaminute!
We'retalkingaboutsomeonethat
I'mgoingoutwith?
-
Yeah!
Anddidyounotice...?
Knowwhatwasgreat?
Thewayhissmilewaskindacrooked.
Yes,yes!
Likethemanintheshoe!
...Whatshoe?
Fromthenurseryrhyme.
'Therewasacrookedman,Whohadacrookedsmile,
Wholivedinashoe,Fora...while...'
...SoIthinkAlan
willbecometheyardstickagainstwhich
allfutureboyfriendswillbemeasured.
Whatfutureboyfriends?
No,no,Ith-Ithinkthiscouldbe,y'know,it.-
Really!
Oh,yeah.I'dmarryhimjustforhis
DavidHasselhofimpressionalone.
YouknowI'mgonnabedoingthatatparties,right?
YouknowwhatIlikemostabouthim,though?
What?
Thewayhemakesmefeelaboutmyself.
Howwasthegame?
Well..
WEWON!
!
Thankyou!
Yes!
That'sfantastic!
Ihaveonequestion:
Howisthatpossible?
Alan.Hewasunbelievable.
Hewaslikethat-that-thatBugsBunnycartoon
whereBugsisplayingallthepositions,right,
butinsteadofBugsitwas
firstbase-Alan,secondbase-Alan,thirdbase-...
Imean,it-itwaslike,itwaslikehemadeusintoateam.
Yep,wesureshowedthoseHassidicjewellers
athingortwoaboutsoftball..
Nice!
CanIaskyouguysaquestion?
D'youeverthinkthatAlanismaybe..sometimes..
What?
...Idunno,alittletooAlan?
Well,no.That'simpossible.
YoucanneverbetooAlan.
Yeah,it'shis,uh,innateAlan-nessthat-that-thatweadore.
IpersonallycouldhaveagallonofAlan.
-Hey,Lizzie.-Hey,WeirdGirl.
Ibroughtyoualphabetsoup.
Didyoupickoutthevowels?
Yes.ButIleftintheYs.
'Cause,y'know,"sometimesy".
Uh,Ialsohavesomethingelseforyou.
Saltines?
No,butwouldyoulikeathousanddollarsandafootballphone?
What?
Oh,myGod,Oh,myGod,there'sreallymoneyinhere.
Iknow.
WeirdGirl,whatareyoudoing?
No,Iwantyoutohaveit.Idon'twantit.
No,no,Iha-Ihavetogiveyousomething.
No,that'sfine,youdon't..
Wouldyoulikemytin-foilhat?
No.'Causeyouneedthat.
No,it'sokay,thanks.
Please,letmedosomething.
Okay,alright,I'lltellyouwhat,
youbuymeasoda,andthenwe'reeven.Okay?
-Okay.-Okay.
Keepthechange.
Thanks,Lizzie.
Sureyoudon'twannapretzel?
-No,I'mfine.Thanks.-Seeya.
Athumb?
!
Iknow!
Iknow,
Iopeneditupandthereitwas,justfloatinginthere,
likethistinylittlehitch-hiker!
likethistinylittlehitch-hiker!
Well,maybeit'sacontest,y'know?
Like,collectallfive?
-Does,um,anyonewannasee?
-Nooo!
-Oh,hey,don'tdothat!
-Cutitout!
It'sworsethanthethumb!
Hey,thisissounfair!
Oh,whyisitunfair?
SoIhaveaflaw!
Bigdeal?
LikeJoey'sconstantknuckle-crackingisn'tannoying?
AndRoss,withhisover-pronouncingeverysingleword?
AndMonica,withthatsnortwhenshelaughs?
Imean,whatthehellisthatthing?
Iacceptallthoseflaws,
whycan'tyouacceptmeforthis?
...Doestheknuckle-crackingbothereverybody,
Well,I-Icouldlivewithoutit.
Well,isit,like,alittleannoying,
orisitlikewhenPhoebechewsherhair?
Oh,now,don'tlistentohim,Pheebs,allright?
Ithinkit'sendearing.
Oh,"youdo,doyou"?
Youknow,there'snothingwrongwithspeakingcorrectly.
"Indeedthereisn't"...
Ishouldreallygetbacktowork.
Yeah,'causeotherwisesomeonemightget
whattheyactuallyordered.
Thehaircomesout,andtheglovescomeon.
Didyouevergooutwithaguy
yourfriendsallreallylike?
No.
Okay..Well,I'mgoingoutwithaguymyfriendsallreallylike.
Waitwait..wetalkingaboutthecoyoteshere?
Allright,acowgotthrough!
Canyoubelieveit?
...
Y'knowwhat?
Ijustdon'tfeelthething.
Imean,theyfeelthething,
Idon'tfeelthething.
Honey..youshouldalways"feel"thething.
Listen,ifthat'showyoufeelabouttheguy,
Monica,dumphim!
Iknow..it'sgonnabereallyhard.
Well,he'sabigboy,he'llgetoverit.
No,he'llbefine.
It'stheotherfiveI'mwor