经典美剧《老友记》第九季第八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第九季第八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Hey,hon?

Wouldyouhelpmegettheplatesdown?

Hey,here'sanidea.Whydon'tweuseourweddingchinatoday?

Orwecouldsavethemforafancyspecialoccasion.

Howaboutthis:

YoucouldtreatmelikeI'manequal..

ortalkdowntomelikeI'machild.

No,Ijustthinkweshouldsaveourchinaforsomethingreallyspecial.

LikeifthequeenofEnglandcomesover.

Honey,shekeepscancelingonus.Takethehint.

Whatifsomethingbreaks?

They'reexpensive.

Whatisthepointofhavingthemifweneverusethem?

Okay.Butifsomethingbreaksandthenthequeencomesover..

-Iwillexplainittoher.-LikeI'dletyoutalktothequeen.

Wow,theparadeisreallygoodthisyear.

Man,thosehorsescancrap.

NextupisamarchingbandfromMuskogee,Oklahoma.

Muskogee?

That'slikefourhoursfromTulsa!

Y'alllookgreat!

That'sright,Isaid"y'all!

"

Here'sthefloatwiththestarsofthepopulardaytimesoap..

DaysofOurLives.

Oh,myGod!

Aren'tyouoneofthestarsofthepopulardaytimesoapDaysofourLives?

Iforgot!

I'msupposedtobethere!

Ican'tbelieveIforgot!

Iusuallywritestufflikethisdownonmyarm!

Stupidlongsleeves!

-Whatareyougonnado?

-I'llcomeupwithagoodreason..

whyIwasn'tthere.

Theproducersaregonnabemad.Theysatusdownandsaid:

"Everyonehastobethere,6a.m.sharp.Thatmeansyou,Tribbiani."

LikeIwassomekindofidiot.

Well,youprovedthemwrong.

TheOneWithRachelsOtherSister

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ThisisyourfirstThanksgiving.

Whatareyouthankfulfor?

Mommy'sboobies?

Alotofpeoplearethankfulforthose.

Hello?

Rachel?

Whoisit?

It'syourfavoritesister.

-Jill?

-Amy!

Hidemyrings.

Amy!

HappyThanksgiving.

Doyouhaveahairstraightener?

Hi.

-Hi.-Hi.

Hairstraightener.

-Ihaven'tseenyouin,like,ayear.-Iknow.Iknow.I'vejustbeencrazed.

Well,metoo.Ihadababy.

IdecoratedDad'soffice.

Yeah?

Well,unlessyoupushedadeskoutofyourvagina,notthesamething.

Aboutthathairstraightener,honey,Ireallyneedone.

I'mgonnahavedinneratmyboyfriend'shouse.

Oh,myGod.

IsthisEmmett?

It'sEmma.

It'sagirl?

-Hey,Amy.-Amy,yourememberRoss?

Notreally.

Butyouaremuchcuterthanthatgeekyguysheusedtodate.

Thatwasme.

No,hewasthiscreepyguyfromhighschoolwhohadthishugecrushonher..

since,like,theninthgrade.

Stillme.

No,I'mnottalkingaboutyou.

Itwasyourfatfriend'sbrotherwiththatbadAfro.

Okay,Amy,I'mgonnasaveyousometime,okay?

Allme!

Careful.Careful.

Careful!

I'lltellyouwhat.Fortherestofourlives..

I'llbecarefuluntiltoldotherwise.

-Thisisn'tthechinawepickedout.-Iknow.

Afteryouleftthestore,Ichosedifferentones.

-Why?

-Yourtasteisalittlefeminineforme.

Suddenlyflowersarefeminine?

Hey,everybody!

HappyThanksgiving!

-HappyThanksgiving.Phoebe!

-What'sgoingon,Joe?

Listen,Ineedagoodlie.

Okay.

Howaboutthewhole"manwalkingonthemoon"thing,youknow?

Youcanseethestrings,people!

No,no,no.IneedagoodlietoexplainwhyIwasn'tataworkthingtoday.

-Honey,youstinkatlying.-Idonot.

Really?

Letmeaskyousomething.Yesterdayatthecoffeehouse..

Iwenttothebathroom.WhenIcameback,mymuffinwasgone.Whotookit?

Somebodyopenedthedoortothecoffeehouse..

andaraccoonraninandwentstraightforyourmuffin.Isaid:

"Hey,don'teatthat!

That'sPhoebe's!

"Andhesaid..

Hesaid,"Joey,youstinkatlying."WhatamIgonnado?

Don'tworry.We'llcomeupwithalie.I'llhelpyou.

-Great.That'dbegreat.Thankyou.-Sure.Whatwastheworkthing?

-"PickupGrandmaattheairport."-Oh,man!

She'sprecious.

Doyoueverworrythatshe'sgonnagetyourrealnose?

Amy..

Yes,Ido.Ireallydo.

Hello?

Yeah,hangon,onesec.CanItakethisupstairs?

Sure.Wedon'tlivethere,but..

Seriously?

It'sjusttheserooms?

-Ithoughtyouwereadoctor.-Yeah.No,RosshasaPh.D.

God,sheisunbelievable.

Iknow.Imean,aPh.D.isjustasgoodasanMD.

Sure,Ross,yeah!

IfIhaveaheartattackatarestaurant,Iwantyoutherewithyourfossilbrush.

-StupidThanksgiving.-What?

-What?

Whathappened?

-Myboyfriendcanceledonme.

Imean,Ifinallyfindarealrelationship.

SomeonethatIcanspendthisdaywith,andthenhiswifecomesbackintotown!

Iswear,it'salmostnotevenworthdatingmarriedguys.

Don'tsaythat.

God,Iwassolookingforwardtothis.

ItwasgonnabesuchabeautifulThanksgiving.

Weweregonnahavesushi.

Amy,don'tcry.

-Ross,canItalktoyouinprivate?

-Sure,youwannagoupstairs,or..?

Look,Iwasthinking,ifit'sokaywithMonica..

IwouldliketoinviteAmytoThanksgiving.

Ithinkthat'sagreatidea.It'llbelikethePilgrimsbringingtheIndianssyphilis.

Look,Iknowshe'salittletoughtotake.

Butshehasnowhereelsetogo,andshe'smysister.She'sEmma'saunt.

-AndIwouldlikethemtobond.-Idon'twantthembondingtoomuch.

Idon'twanthertellingEmmasheneedsanosejob.

Ross,shemayneedone.We'rejustgonnahavetomakeourpeacewiththat!

Amy..

Amy?

Amy!

I'moutinthehall.

Yourbabyhadsomesortofexplosionofstink.

Thebonding'sgoinggreat.

-Hi!

-Hey.

Hey,youguys.Thisismysister,Amy.

ThisisChandler,Joey,Phoebe,andyouknowMon.

Oh,myGod.

You'reonDaysofOurLives!

Yeah.

Wow!

Theymustputalotofmakeuponyou.

HappyThanksgiving.

-Hey.-Hi.

Sowelcome.Isthisthefirsttimeyou'reseeingEmma?

Yeah,Ithinkso.It'snicetomeetyou,Emma.

-Phoebe.-That'safunnynoise.

-Phoebe?

Istillneedsomehelphere.-Right.Okay.

Soit'snotjustthelieyoutell,butit'sthewayyoutellit.Forexample..

ifyoulookatthegroundwhenyoutalk,peopleknowyou'relying.

Idon'tknowwhythisissohardforme.Lyingisbasicallyjustacting..

-andIamaterrificactor.-Youareaterrificactor.

Icouldtalktotheproducersforyou.I'magreatliar.

TakeMonica'sdress.IsaidIlovedit.

-Ihateit.-Hey!

I'malsoagreatmoron.

-Hey.Where'sthebaby?

-Wejustputherdownforanap.

Listen,Iwasjustthinking.Youknowwhatwouldbeincredible?

Ifyouguysdied!

Thankyou,Amy.

No,no,thenIwouldgetthebaby.

Itwouldbejustlikeamovie.AtfirstIwouldn'tknowwhattodowithher.

AndthenIwouldrisetotheoccasion.ThenI'dgetamakeoverandgetmarried.

That'sagreatmovie!

Now,listen,notthatyouguyscouldstopmeoranything..

becauseyouknow,you'dbedead.

ButIwasthinkingaboutchanginghername.

I'mjustnotreallyabigfanofEmily.

Emma.

Emma?

Rosswantsyou.

Phoebe!

Whydoesshekeepmakingthatnoise?

Honey,Idon'tknowhowtotellyouthis..

butifsomethingweretohappentoRossormyself..

-youwouldn'tgetthebaby.-Well,whowould?

Well,wehaven'tofficiallyaskedthemyet..

butwewouldwantMonicaandChandler.

-Who?

-You'reintheirapartment.

Ican'tbelieveyou'dwantustoraiseEmma.

Oh,myGod,I'msomoved.

Idon'tbelievethis.Holdonasecond.Youguysdie..

andIdon'tgetyourbaby?

Amy,see,we'realotclosertoMonicaandChandler.

Weseethemeveryday.Andtruthfully,youdon'tseemconnectedtothebaby.

Connected?

Towhat?

She'salump.

Youknow,guys,I'vegottasaythismeanssomuchtome.

Imean,thatyouwouldtrustmewithyourchild.

Imean,weallknowthatMonicaandIhavebeen..

tryingtohaveababyofourown.

Youknow,I'vehadmydoubtsaboutmyskillsasafather,but..

Thatyoutwo..

-Thatyoutwo..-Thisguy?

Seriously?

Okay,it'stimefordinner.

Everyone,we'reusingourfancychina..

andit'sveryexpensive,sopleasebecareful.

Okay,justtobeclear,comedywiththeplateswillnotbewell-received.

Hey!

Howcomemyplate'slessfancythaneveryoneelse's?

Doyounottrustmewithafancyplate?

No,honey.That'saspecialplate.

See,it'sagame.Whoevergetsthatplatewins.

Ican'tbelieveIwon!

Youknow,thisissuchaslapintheface.Imean,I'myoursister..

andyouwouldgiveyourbabytothesestrangersoverme.

MonicaisRoss'sister.

No,Ross'sisterwasreallyfat.

Thatwasme.

No,shewasthisdorkygirlinschoolwhofollowedRachelaroundlikeapuppy..

Amy,you'vegottostopdoingthat!

Okay,listen,Iknowyou'rehavingabitofafamilycrisis..

butyoudon'thavetotakeitoutontheplates.

Imean,infact,Ithinkthateveryone..

shouldcuttheirfoodlikethis:

Now,see?

Thisway,youprotecttheplates..

andlet'sfaceit,youhavefun.

Okay,howaboutthis?

Ifyouguysdie..

andthecrazyplateladydies..

-thendoIgetthebaby?

-No,ifcrazyplatelady..

IfMonicadies,thenIwouldgetEmma.Right?

-Well,actually..-Actuallywhat?

It'sjust..It'sjustthatinthatcase..

thenEmmawouldgotomyparents.

-What?

-Hurts,doesn'tit?

Whohastodieformetogether?

SoifMonica'snotaround,I'mnotgoodenoughtoraiseEmma?

No,thatisnotwhatwe'resaying.

Yeah,he'slying.Helookeddown.

Well,what'swrongwithme?

AmIincompetent?

BecauseImanagedtosurvivewhateveritisthatkilledthethreeofyou!

You'retakingthisthewrongway.Wethinkyouaregoingtobeawonderfulparent.

It'sjust..You'remorethe,youknow,funparent.

Yeah,andwewannamakesureEmmaalsohassomeonelikeMonica..

who'smoreofadisciplinarian.

Someonewhocanbefirmandstrict.

That'snothowyouseeme,isit?

No,you'reallaboutthefun.

Imaynotknowalotaboutbabies,butdoyoureallythinkI'mnotcapable?

No.Youbothareequallycapable.

It'sjustyou'restrongestwhenyou'retogether.

Okay.SoifwebothhadEmma,andIdied..

she'dhavetogiveherup.

Sure.Monicawouldhavetogiveherup.

Iliebet