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Otto:

HeyBart-dude!

Anynewtattoos,Otto?

Ho!

Funnyyoushouldask,man.ThismorningIwokeup

withthisone.[liftshissleeve]

Cooool!

Iwantone!

Nottillyourfourteen,mylittlefriend.

[forlornlook]

--Goodthingscometothosewhowait,``Homer'

Mrs.KrabappelordersBartontothebus.Thelastavailableseatis

nexttoWendell,whopukesoneverybusride.

Pleasetrynottoshaketheseatlikethat.

--Wendellridesontheschoolbus,``Homer'

Nowclass,remember,donotstickanypartofyourbodyoutthe

window.Weallknowthetragicstoryoftheyoungmanwhostuck

hisarmoutthewindowandhaditrippedoffbyabigtruck

comingintheotherdirection.

[armtuckedinsidehisshirt]AndIwasthatfool!

--``Homer'

Withacrunchofthebusgears,they'

reontheirway.``Oh-oh,Idon'

t

feelsohot,'

moansWendell.

Theydrivepastthetoxicwastedump（wavingtheirarmsoutthe

window）,thetireyard,thestateprison,SpringfieldElementarySchool...

Lewis:

Look,there'

sourschoolagain!

Otto,areyousureyou...

It'

sashortcutMrs.K,trustme!

--Fieldtrip,``Homer'

Wendelldoesn'

tlooktoohot,andBartwaveshisarmsfrantically.

Mrs.Krabappel,Mrs.Krabappel!

Bart!

Notanotherwordoutofyou,orI'

llsubjectyoutothe

humiliationofmakingyousinginfrontoftheclass.

CanIpickthesong?

No!

Thesongwillbe`JohnHenryWasaSteelDrivingMan'

.

[moans]Ohno.[zipshismouthshut]

Sherry:

We'

regonnamakeyousing,BartSimpson.

Terry:

Yeah,BartSimpson,we'

regonnamakeyousing.

[theyconsultprivately,giggle,thenbothleanoverthe

busseatandkissBart]

Waaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!

That'

sitBart!

Oh,whycan'

tyoubemorelike...uh...uh...uh...

S+T:

[raisingtheirhands]Us,Mrs.Krabappel?

Yeah...SherryandTerry,theyknowhowtobehave.

[halosappearovertheirheadsastheysitangelicallyonthebus]

Asthebuspullsintothenuclearpowerplant...

Da-da,dada-da,DA,Whoa!

:

TheytookBartSimpsontothegraveyard.[ungh]

Andburiedhiminthesand.（ohyeah）

Andeverylocomotivethatcamerollin'

by|

|said

Thereliesasteel-drivingman,|

|（lordlord,ooh）

Thereliesasteel...

Ms.K:

Okay,Bart,that'

senough!

--Bartsingsaspunishment,``Homer'

Thebuscomestoastop,andBartgivesWendellacongratulatoryslap

onthebackformakingthroughtheentirebusridewithoutthrowingup.

Cuttotheexteriorofthebusaswehear（*splort*）andseethekids

escapingoutthewindowsandemergencyexit.Thekidsfilerightpast

asecuritykiosk.Theguardtakesabsolutelynonoticeofthem.

Intheauditorium,theclassisintroducedtothewondersofnuclearenergy.

Smithersistheirguide.``Andsothisplantharnessesthepowerofthe

atomsothatwehaveenergytoruneverythingfromyourfavoritevideo

gamestoyummycottoncandymachines[classapplause]Haha,let'

slearn

moreaboutnuclearenergyshallwe?

Lights!

Thekidsareshownoneofthoselousy16mmeducationalfilms``NUCLEAR

ENERGY,ourmisunderstoodfriend'

Narrator:

Whenmostpeoplethinkofnuclearenergy,theythinkofthis...

A-Bomb:

BOOM!

[thekidscheerwildly]

--NuclearEnergy,ourmisunderstoodfriend,``Homer'

``Butwhenwemeannuclearenergy,wemeanthis.'

AJetson-like

familyenjoystheirelectricalappliances.``Butwhatexactlyisnuclear

energy?

Idon'

tknow,butIknowsomeonewhodoes,Smilin'

JoeFission.'

Smilin'

JoeFissionspeakswithaTexasaccent.``Hithereenergyeaters!

SJFintroducestherodsofU235,whicharehotduetoradioactivity.So

theygoforadipinthepool.``Lastoneinisarottenrod!

Thewater

becomessohot,itboils.Therodsyelp,``Ouch,ouch!

Thesteam

generatedisusedtoturnturbinesandproduceelectricity.

Uh-oh.Lookslikethere'

salittleleft-overnuclearwaste.

[pullsoutahandbroom]Noproblem!

I'

lljustputthemwherenobodywillfindthemforamillionyears!

[sweepsthewastiesunderathrowrugandstompsthemdown]

--Smilin'

JoeFission,``Homer'

Oneofthewastiesescapes,andSJFkickshimaside.（``Ow!

）

Aftertheendofthefilm,Smithersopensthesteeldoorsandtakes

thechildrenthroughtheplant.``Toyourrightifyou'

lllook

throughthiswindow,iswhereourwaterrejoinstherestofnature'

s

biosphere.'

HeyBart!

Ourdadsaysyourdadisincompetent.

Whatdoesincompetentmean?

Itmeanshespendsmoretimeyackingandscarfingdowndonutsthan

doinghisjob.

Oh,okay.Ithoughtyouwhereputtingmedown.

Homermeanwhileisyackingandscarfingdowndonuts.

Yaknow,Idefyanyonetotellthedifferencebetweenthesedonutsand

onesbakedtoday!

--Homerenjoyssomedonuts,``Homer'

Heasksifanyonehasseenthekidsontheirfieldtripanddecides

to``gowheretheactionis'

inago-cart.Bartcallsouttohimwhile

hedrivespast.Distracted,Homercollideswithapipefromthereactor.

Supervisor:

Allright,who'

sresponsibleforthis?

[everyonepointsatHomer]

Homer:

[meeklyraiseshishand]

Imighthaveknownitwasyou,Simpson.

Butsir,I...

twanttohearaboutitSimpson,yourfired!

[looksuptocatwalk]

Oh,hi,girls!

Sherry+Terry:

[waving]Hi,Daddy!

[EndofActOne.Time:

6:

27]

Atbreakfast,Lisahelpssearchthroughtheclassifieds.

Lisa:

Here'

sagoodjobatthefireworksfactory.

Thoseperfectionists,forgetit.

Howaboutthis,asupervisingtechnicianatthetoxicwastedump.

mnosupervisingtechnician,I'

matechnicalsupervisor.

Therethere,Homer.You'

llfindajob.You'

vecausedplentyof

industrialaccidents,andyou'

vealwaysbouncedback.

--Marge,``Homer'

Withtheencouragementofthekids,Homergoesjob-hunting.

Buteveryoneheapproachesliterallyslamsthedoorinhisface.

Waitasecond,thatlastdoorwastheSimpsonsfrontdoor.

Thedooropens.Bartsays,``Don'

tgiveupDad.'

Heshutsitagain.

AtMoe'

sTavern...

mjustatechnicalsupervisorwhocaredtoomuch.

--Homerbemoanshislostjob,``Homer'

Thephonerings.

IsMisterFreelythere?

Moe:

Who?

Freely,firstinitialsI.P.

Holdon,I'

llcheck.Uh,isI.P.Freelyhere?

Heyeverybody,I.P.Freely!

[thecustomerslaugh]

Waitaminute...Listentomeyoulousybum.WhenIgeta

holdofyou,you'

redead.IswearI'

mgonnasliceyourheartinhalf.

MoerefusestocreditHomeranotherdrink.Heexplainswhy:

``Idon'

tthinkyourevergoingtogetanotherjobandbeableto

paymeback.'

Homerisunabletosleep.

Marge:

Areyouallright,Homer?

mfine,I'

mjustthinking.

vebeenthinking,too.YouknowHomer,you'

vealwaysbeensucha

goodprovider...butwhenwegotmarried,evenMr.BurgerpromisedI

couldcomebacktomyoldjobanytimeIwanted.

Youthinkyoucanstilldothatlineofwork?

Sure,youneverforget.It'

sjustlikeridingabicycle.

[atadrive-inrestaurant]

HeyMomma,where'

smyfriesalready!

[Margeskatesin,somewhatannoyed]

Backathome,Homerliesunshavenonthecouch.

Dad!

Eatsomething!

[holdsupasandwich]It'

sgotmustardonit.

[Homer'

seyeviewoftheceiling]

[Bartleansinandwaveshishand.Lisaalsoleansin.]

Allhedoesislietherelikeanunemployedwhale.

tknowwhatelsetodo.

Maggie:

[pokesHomerintheeye.Thepicturefuzzes.]

There'

sonlyonethingwecando...takeadvantageoftheold

guy.You'

vegottasignmyreportcard,Dad.

[BarttakesHomer'

shandandscrawlshisname]

Timepasses...

TVAnnouncer:

Loaf-time,thecablenetworkfortheunemployed,willbe

backwithmoretipsonhowtowinthelotteryrightafterthis.

DuffBeercommercial:

Unemployed?

Outofwork?

Sober?

Yousat

aroundthehouseallday,butnowit'

sDufftime!

Duff,thebeer

thatmakesthedaysflyby!

Beer.Nowthere'

satemporarysolution.

--Homer,``Homer'

Homersearchesthefridge.Hepullsoutabox,butitcontainsacake

whichreads,``Don'

tworry,Daddy,weloveyouanyway!

Homerdiscards

thecake,``Damn!

Ineedmoney!

HomersneaksintoBart'

sbedroom

andcarefullysnagsthepiggybankwithoutwakinghisson.