高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本805 The One With Rachels Date素材.docx

高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本805 The One With Rachels Date素材.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本805TheOneWithRachelsDate素材

805TheOneWithRachel’sDate

[Scene:

Monica’sRestaurantKitchen,sheisfranticallyworkingandishandingtwofinisheddishestoawaitress.]

Monica:

Okay,nowthisoneisrare,thisoneismediumwell!

Nowgo-go-go!

（Phoebeenters）HeyPhoebe!

Phoebe:

Hey!

Monica:

Heyhowwasdinner?

!

Phoebe:

Dinnerwasgood!

Monica:

Okay!

Phoebe:

I’mjustsayinghi!

NowI’mgonnago!

Monica:

Okay!

（Phoebeturnstoleavebutnoticesanattractiveman.）

Phoebe:

（Tohim）Oh,wellhellothere.

Guy:

Hi.

Phoebe:

（ToMonica）Ididn’tseethisonthemenu.

Monica:

UhTim?

ThisisPhoebe.PhoebethisisTim,mynewsouschef.

Phoebe:

Oh,soyou'reMonica’sboss?

Tim:

Actuallyshe’smy-myboss.SousisFrenchforunder.

Phoebe:

Oh!

Isousstand.

Monica:

HeyTim?

IneedacalamariandaCaesarsalad.Andumm,couldyougetmethepesto?

Tim:

Yeah.

Phoebe:

Ohyou…youmadepesto?

Tim:

YesIdid.

Phoebe:

Wouldyousayyourpestoisthebest-o?

Tim:

I…I-Idon’tknow,butIwouldsayit’sprettygood-o.（Phoebelaughstoohard.）

（Monicagoesoverandgrabsthepesto.）

Monica:

Allright,IstillneedacalamariandaCaesarsalad.

Tim:

Ilikeyournecklace.

Phoebe:

Imadeitmyself.

Tim:

Youaresotalented.

Phoebe:

Well,it’snopesto.

Monica:

Allright,allright!

Let’sjustcuttothechase,okay?

（ToPhoebe）You’resingle.（ToTim）You’resingle.（ToPhoebe）Hegetsoffworkateleven.（ToTim）She’llbewaitingforyourcall.（ToPhoebe）I’llgivehimyournumberifIcangetonecalamariandoneCaesarsalad!

!

（Everyoneinthekitchenstops.）Ididnotyell.Iamnotputtingadollarinthejar.

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

Chandler’sOffice,he’sworkingathiscomputerashisboss,Mr.Franklin,stickshisheadin.]

Mr.Franklin:

WowBing!

Burningthemidnightoil.

Chandler:

Youknowmesir.Ohah,Idohaveaquestionforya.DoyouknowhowIgetaroundtheofficecomputernetworksoIcanaccessthereallygoodInternetporn?

Mr.Franklin:

You’reajokerBing.（Walksaway.）

Chandler:

What’sfunnyaboutthat?

Ross:

（runningup）Hey!

SorryIkeptyouwaitingsolong.

Chandler:

Heythat’sokay.So,wheredoyouwanttogo?

Ross:

Ohah,IthinkyouknowwhereIwanttogo.

Chandler:

TheHardRockCafé?

Ross:

Yeah!

Chandler:

Again?

!

Ross:

Yeah!

!

（Theygoouttotheelevators.）

Ross:

I’mtellingyou,Ilikethefood!

Chandler:

YoulikethePurpleRaindisplay!

（Aguywalksup.）HeyBob.

Bob:

HeyToby!

Haveagoodnight.（Walksby.）

Ross:

DidthatguyjustcallyouToby?

Chandler:

Yeah,hethinksthat’smyname.

Ross:

Well,whydon’tyoucorrecthim?

Chandler:

Ohit’sbeengoingonwaytolongnow.Y’know,Imeanthefirsttimehesaiditwewerejustpassingeachotherinthehallway,soIdidn’tsayanything.Andthenthenexttimehesaid,"HeyToby,doyouwantadonut?

"AndI-Iwantedadonut.Andnowit’sfiveyearslater,thedonut’sgoneandI’mstillToby.

Ross:

Fiveyears?

!

Chandleryouhavetotellhim!

Chandler:

No!

Thatwouldbesoawkward!

Look—Besides,weworkindifferentdepartments.He’sonthesixthfloory’know?

SohecallsmeTobyonceinawhile.What’sthebigdeal?

Itcouldbeworse,it’snotlikehe’scallingmeMuriel.（Chandlersuddenlyfreezesintoplace.）

Ross:

（laughs）Muriel.Wh-whywouldhecallyouMuriel?

（Rossrealizessomething.）OhmyGod!

ChandlerMBing?

It’snotjustanM,yourmiddlenameisMuriel!

!

Chandler:

S

hh!

Itisafamilyname!

Ross:

ChandlerMurielBing.Boy,yourparentsnevergaveyouachancedidthey?

[Scene:

DaysOfOurLivesset,Joeyisdoingascenewithaco-starasRachelwatchesonamonitor.]

Joey'sCo-Star:

Drake,I’vediscoveredthereasonforallyourheadachesandmemoryloss.

Dr.DrakeRamoray:

Whatisit?

Joe

y'sCo-Star:

Apparentlyyourbraintransplantwasnotentirelysuccessful.ItseemsyourbodyisrejectingJessica’sbrain.

Dr.DrakeRamoray:

Isitserious?

Joey'sCo-Star:

Notifweextracttissuefromtheoriginalhostbody,synthesizeantibodies,andintroducethemintoyoursystem,whichcouldstopitfromrejectingthebrain.

Dr.DrakeRamoray:

Wellthatsoundssimpleenough,let’sjustdothat.

Joey'sCo-Star:

Wewould,butwhenwewenttoexhumeJessica’sbody,itwasgone.

（DramaticmusicplaysandJoeydoesalittle‘Smell-the-fart’acting.）

Director:

Cut!

Verynicepeople!

Joey:

（ToRachel）Okay,letmejustgetchangedandwecangotodinner.

Rachel:

Welldon’t—WhathappenedtoJessica’sbody?

!

Joey:

I’mnottelling,you’llhavetoseeitonTV!

Rachel:

Youdon’tknowdoyou?

Joey:

No,couldn’tcareless.

Joey'sCo-Star:

Heygoodsceneman.

Joey:

Heyyoutoo!

Joey'sCo-Star:

Alright.

（Rachelclearsherthroat.）

Joey:

What?

Youweren’tini

t.

Rachel:

Oh!

（MotionstoJoey’sco-star.）

Joey:

Ohsorry.Uh-uh,Kash?

Kash:

Yes?

Joey:

ThisismyfriendRachel.Rachel,Kash,Kash,Rachel.

Rachel:

Hi.

Kash:

Hey!

HowcomeIhaven’tseenyouherebefore?

Rachel:

Well,JoeyprobablythinksI’lljustembarrasshim.Y’know,hethinksI’msomekindofasoapoperanut—WhichI’mnot!

I’mnot.AlthoughIdoknowthatyouruh,yourfavoriteicecreamflavorisbutterpecan.（Startsstrokinghisarm）Anduh,andthatyour-yourdog’snameisWally.Welllookatthat,I’mjuststrokingyourarm.

Joey:

（grabbingher）Herewego!

Herewego!

（StartstopullherawayfromKash.）

Rachel:

Oh,we’releaving.ByeKash.

Kash:

Bye.

Rachel:

SayhitoWally.

[Scene:

CentralPerk,MonicaisgettingcoffeeasPhoebeenters.]

Phoebe:

OohMonica!

Monica:

Hi!

Phoebe:

OhmyGod!

IhadthebesttimewithTimlastnight.Heissosweet!

Oh,Ican’twaittogetsous-neathhim.

Monica:

I…Ihavetofirehim.

Phoebe:

Butwhy?

!

Monica:

Becausehe’sterrible!

Okay,he’sslow,heburnsthings,lastnighthelitmypastrychefonfire!

Phoebe:

Wellmaybehewasjustnervous,y’knowyoucanbeveryintimidating.AndbesidesI’vemetyourpastrychefandshecanstandtobetakendownapegortwo.

Monica:

Well,nowshehasnoeyebrows,missionaccomplished.

Phoebe:

ButMonica,heloveshisjobsomuch!

Canyoujustgivehimanotherchance?

Please?

Monica:

（thinksaboutit）Allright,butif-ifhelightssomeoneelseonfireheisoutofthere!

Phoebe:

That’sfair!

Thankyousomuch.Thanks.Oops,itlookslikewhenhegotthepastrychefhegotyoualittlebittoo.

Monica:

Ipaidtohavethisdone.

Phoebe:

Loveit!

[Scene:

JoeyandRachel's,RacheliseatingatthecounterasJoeyenters.]

Joey:

Hey!

Rachel:

Hi!

Joey:

OhyouknowuhKash,reallylikedyoutheotherday.Hesaidhethoughtyouwerecharming.

Rachel:

IthoughtIwasacompleteidiot.

Joey:

Hey,I’mwithyou.HeevenaskedmeifIthoughtyou’dgooutwithhim.

Rachel:

Oh!

Oh,IthinkI’mgonnathrowupalittlebit.Whatdidyousay?

Joey:

Isaidno.

Rachel:

What?

!

Joey:

What?

I…Ijustfiguredsinceyou’repregnantyou’renotgonnabeseeingpeople.

Rachel:

OkayJoey,firstofallKashFordisnotpeople.Secondofall,whatdidhesaywhenyoutoldhimIwaspregnant?

Joey:

Ididn’ttellhim.Ididn’tknowifyouweretellingpeople.ThisisbackwhenIthoughtKashwasstillpeople.

Rachel:

Good-good,don’ttellhim.Don’ttellhim.Justhavehimcallmeokay?

Joey:

Rachlook,Ireallydon’tthinkthat’ssuchagreat…

Rachel:

Okay,yougodoit!

I’llcomebacktothatset!

I’llmeetmoreactors!

I’llmeet‘emall!

[Scene:

Chandler’sOfficeBuilding,ChandleriswalkingbytheelevatorsandseesBobstandingthere.]

Chandler:

HeyBob.

Bob:

Hey!

How’smypalTobydoingtoday?

Chandler:

IfIseehim,I’llask.

Bob:

（laughs）Toby!

（Theelevatordoorsopens,Bobboardstheelevator,Chandlerwalksaway,andMr.Franklinstepsoutoftheelevator.）

Mr.Franklin:

Hey-hey!

Bing?

WasthatBobfromsixyouwerejusttalkingtoo?

Chandler:

Yeah!

Mr.Franklin:

Ohthenyouknoweachother.

Chandler:

We’reonasemi-firstnamebasis.

Mr.Franklin:

Whatdoyouthinkofaddinghimtoourteam?

Chandler:

Bob?

Ooh,workingherewithus?

Everyday?

Yeah,Idon’tknowifhehaswhatittakes.

Mr.Franklin:

Really?

Theylovehimdownonsix.

Chandler:

Butthisiseleven.It’salmosttwiceasharduphere.

Mr.Franklin:

Okay,Ihearyouloudandclear.Bobwillstayput.

Chandler:

Ithinkit’sbestsir.

Mr.Franklin:

Butwereallydoneedtofindsomeoneuphere.Theworkisstartingtopileup.I’vegotastackofdocumentsonmydeskthishigh.（Holdshishandatshoulderlevel.）

Chandler:

Y’knowwhatyoushoulddo,justtoss‘emintheshedderandclaimyounevergot‘em.

Mr.Franklin:

（laughs）That’sagoodone.（Walksaway.）

Chandler:

Whatdoesaguyhavetodotobetakenseriouslyaroundhere?

!

[Scene:

MonicaandChandler's,MonicaisinthekitchenasPhoebeenters.]

Phoebe:

Hey!

Monica:

Hey.Okay,Igavehimanotherchance,butTimhasgottogo!

Phoebe:

But…

Monica:

No!

No-no!

Heistotallyincompetent.Icalledthechefwhorecommendedhimtome.Hesaid,"Ha-ha!

Gotcha!

"

Phoebe:

Okay.Okay,butyoucan’tfirehimtoday.

Monica:

Whynot?

!

Phoebe:

BecauseI’mdumpinghimtoday.

Monica:

What?

!

Yousaidhewassweet!

Phoebe:

Heissweet.He’stoosweet.Hecallsmeallthetime.（Mimickinghim）"Sodid-didyougethomefromworkokay?

""Did-didyougetoutoftheshowerokay?

"

Monica:

Justdon’tpickupyourphone.

Phoebe:

Thenhecomesover!

（Mimickinghim）"I’msoworriedaboutyou."Uck!

Beaman!

Monica:

What?

SonowI’mnotallowedtofirehim?

Phoebe:

Youcan’tfirehimanddumphimthesameday,he’llkillhimself.

Monica:

Okaywellthen,I’llfirehimtodayandyougooutwithhimforanotherweek.

Phoebe:

Areyoukidding?

!

Anotherweekwiththatsip,I’llkillmyself!

Monica:

Okaywell,thenwe’llbothdoittodayandhe’lljusthavetodealwithit!

Phoebe:

Okay.Butthequestioniswho’sgonnagofirst.‘Causewhoevergo