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Youknowwhat?
Shekissesbetterthanmymomcooks.
msogladyousaid,"
cooks."
Look,it'
slikeimagineyourbestkissever.
Right?
Okay,nowmultiplythatby,like,10.
Waitasecond,youdatedRoss.
AndyoudateChandler.Okay,multiplyitby,like,50.
Rachel,you'
vegottotellthepostofficethatyou'
vemoved.
Westillgetyourbillsandstuff.
PotteryBarn!
Youcanthrowtherestaway.
mnotyourgarbageman.
myourmailman.
Monica,look.
HereisthattablethatIordered.
-YougotitfromPotteryBarn?
-Yeah.It'
sanapothecarytable.
Doesanyoneevenknowwhatanapothecaryis?
Apharmacist.
"
Apharmacist."
PhoebehatesPotteryBarn.
IhatePotteryBarntoo.
TheykickedmeoutjustbecauseIsatonabed.
Youtookoffyourpantsandgotunderthesheets.
Iwastired.
PhoebehatesPotteryBarn?
Shehatesmass-producedstuff.
Shethinksherfurnitureshouldhaveastorybehindit.
Thishasastorybehindit.
TheyhadtoshipitallthewayfromtheWhitePlainsstore.
sgottobeone-of-a-kind.
LikethatGod-awfulceramicfruitbowlshehasonhercounter?
Hey!
Imadethatforher.
-Youmadepottery?
-Yeah.
ImadeitoutofafruitbowlIfoundinthegarbage.
Ifyouputthatinherapartment,you'
llneverheartheendofit.
lltellherthatit'
sanantique.
Shedoesn'
thavetoknowwhereitcamefrom.
Ilovetheselittledrawers.
Oh,look!
Itsaysthatitholds300CDs.
Justliketheapothecarytablesofyore.
Yourwhat?
-What?
-What?
Enjoythecatalog,sweetheart.
Sothefarmersays:
That'
snotacow,andyou'
renotmilking."
msogladyou'
retogether.
Wewantedacoupletogooutwith,andnowwehaveone.
reacoupleofcouples.
Ihadsomuchfuntonight.Whatagreatrestaurant!
And,Chandler,Ican'
tbelieveIletyoupayforthisone.
Thanksagain,man.
Ifyoucomeovertomorrow,I'
llmakepasta.
-That'
dbegreat!
-Okay.
Butatleastletusbringthewine.
-Youdon'
thaveto.-Iinsist.
-You'
llgetthewine,right?
-Okay,goodnight.-Seeyoutomorrow.
Can'
twait.
Howarewegoingtogetoutofthatone?
-Ican'
thandletwonightsinarowwiththem.
What'
swrongwiththem?
They'
rejustalittle...
blah!
Blah?
Well,youknow,he'
sblah.She'
sjust...
She'
sveryloudforsuchasmallperson.
remybestfriends.
Areyousayingwecan'
tgoout?
Becausethat'
dbeaproblem.
Ofcoursewecanstillhangoutwiththem.
Justnottwonightsinarow.
-Okay?
-Iguess.
Thankyou.
llsellmyfriendsandusethemoneytobuyyoupresents.
Whatagreattable!
Wheredidyougetit?
Guess.
Afleamarket?
Iknewyouwouldgetitonthefirstguess.
Isn'
titcool?
It'
Youcanjustimaginethatthisiswhere...
theykeptalltheirstufftomakepotions.
Youcanalmostsmelltheopium.
Almost.
Howmuchwasit?
Justonly500bucks.
Fivehundredbucksatafleamarket?
Ithoughtyoumeanthowmuchwasit...
whenitwasnew,backthen.
Itwasatafleamarket,soitwaslikeadollar.
-Adollar?
-And50?
Soitwaslikeoneand50dollars.
-Theygaveyoutheold-timepricing.-Yeah.
Well,whatperiodisitfrom?
sfromyore.
Likethe"
daysofyore,"
youknow?
Yes,Ido.
-It'
sjustperfect.-Oh,good.
Ibetithasagreatstorytoo.
Didtheytellyouwhereit'
sfromor...?
Yes,thatIknow.ThisisfromWhitePlains.
WhitePlains.
Itsoundslikesuchamagicalplace.
-I'
mhere.-Hi!
Oh,myGod!
-Youlikeit?
-Oh,myGod!
smynewapothecarytable!
Phoebewillbehereanysecond.Shecan'
tseethis.
Whynot?
She'
llloveit.It'
stherealthing.
IgotitatPotteryBarn.
Iknow.Iboughtthesameone.
Andifsheseesyourtable,she'
llknowIlied.
-Isaidourswasanoriginal.-Why?
BecauseshehatesPotteryBarn.
ShehatesPotteryBarn?
Iknow.Iknow.Shesaysit'
sallmass-produced...
nothingisauthentic,andeveryonewindsuphavingthesamestuff.
Socomeon!
Canwecoverthisup,please?
No,no.IamnotgonnahideitfromPhoebe.
AlthoughIdidgetsomegreatPotteryBarnsheets.
Iforgottheymadesheets!
Istillcan'
tbelieveshehatesPotteryBarn.
snotlikeshehatesyou.
Yeah,butPotteryBarn?
YouknowwhatIthink?
sjustweird.
sbecauseshe'
satwin.Twinsareweird.
snotweird.Shelikesherstufftobeone-of-a-kind.
Youknowwhat'
snotone-of-a-kind?
Atwin!
Let'
sturnoutthelightsandwatchthemovie.
-Hey,coolsheet!
-Youlikeit?
-YouwanttoknowwhereIgotit?
-Sure.
Atafleamarket.
Youbuyyoursheetsatafleamarket?
Comeon,yougottaloosenthepursestringsalittle.
Dinnerwillbereadyin20minutes.
Hereisthewinetobringovertonight.
YouwerealsogonnabuyMonicaflowers...
butyoucouldn'
t,becauseyoupaidfordinnerlastnight.
Thanks.Butit'
sjustgonnabemetonight.
-WhathappenedtoJanine?
-She'
sreallysick.
stoobad.-Yeah,she'
sbeeninthereallday.
Highfever,noseproblem.It'
s...
phlegm,phlegm,phlegm,phlegm,phlegm.
Monica!
Chandler!
msorryabouttonight.Idon'
tknowifJoeytoldyou...
butIcouldn'
tgetoutofgoingtothisplay.
Haveagreattime,huh?
sfunny,Isawnophlegm.
Oh,no,shereallyissick.
Thenwhyisshegoingtoaplay?
Well,youknow,"
Starveafever...
gotoaplayforacold."
WhyisJaninenotcomingoverfordinner?
Shedidn'
twanttohangoutwithyouguystwonightsinarow.
msosorry.
Whydoesn'
tshewanttohangoutwithus?
Becauseshethinksthatyouareblah.
Andthatyou,Monica,aretooloud.
What?
!
Soshejustpretendedtohaveagoodtime?
Shewaslyingtoourfaces?
Ican'
tbelievethis.Whoisshetojudgeus?
-Wecouldn'
thavebeennicertoher.-AndIamnotblah.Iamahoot!
Comeon,please,youguys.Don'
tbemad.
msureshesaidit...
becauseshewasnervousbecauseyou'
Anditwasourfirstdate.
Plus,she'
Yousaidyoumadethatup!
Butisn'
tthesickthingbetterthantheplaything?
rebothgood.Igenerallyjustgowith,"
Monica'
sdrunkagain."
Comeon,pleasejustgiveheranotherchance.
-She'
llcomearound,Ipromise.-Ofcoursewewill.
-Comeon,wegottamakedinner.-Okay.
Idonotlikethatwoman!
Icanhearyou!
Iamloud!
真好笑
Canyoupleasenotputyourfeetuponmynew..?
Oldsheet.
Oh,sure.
Myapothecarytable!
-No!
-Wheredidyougetthis?
-AtPotteryBarn,okay?
PotteryBarnhasrippedoffthedesignofourantique!
Ifthey'
verippedoffourtable...
oursmustbeworthmuchmorethanoneand50dollars.
Thisdoesn'
tevensmelllikeopium.
Itsmellslikewine,whichyouspilled.
Andthanksforwreckingmysheet.
Ross,calmdown.I'
llgiveyouthe80cents.
Okay,onemoretime.
Wouldyoulikesomeorangejuice?
-Perfectdecibel.-Iknow!
Whatareyouguysdoing?
Nothing.We'
rejusttalking.Youknow,blah-blah-blah.
Comeon,yousaidyouweregonnatry.
IcameovertoinviteyoutoamoviewithmeandJanine.
-Whatdoyousay?
-I'
dliketo...
butI'
mnotsureifwehavethetime.
Veryfunny.Idon'
tknowwhattodo.
Ireallywantyoutogetalong.
Pleasecometothemoviewithus.Youoweme.
-Weoweyou?
sright.
Ihelpedyououtinthestartofyourrelationship.
Ihelpedyousneakaroundforsixmonths.
Ilookedlikeanidiot.
AndIwashumiliated.
AndIonlymade$200.
Wedidn'
tgiveyouanymoney.
Youdon'
tthinkIknowthat?
tdecideifitgoesbetterbythenewchair...
theSaharadesk...
ortheParkerconsoletable.
Ididn'
tknowtherewasaPotteryBarnuphere.
-Iknow,Iwentalittlecrazy.-Alittle?
Yourplacelookslikepage72ofthecatalog.
Lookatthat!
Theornamentalbirdcage!
Large.
Oh,Ross?
Becareful.Thatisveryold.
Colonialbirdmerchantsusedtobringtheirbirdstomarketinthat.
Fascinating.
Anotheramazingfind!
-Ibetthishasagreatstorytoo.-Itdoes.
Itisaroom-separatingapparatusfromColonialtimes.
AlotofthisstuffisfromtheColonialtimes.
Whataresomeothertimeperiods,Rachel?
Well,there'
syore.
And,youknow,yesteryear.
Rachelhassuchagoodeyeforthisstuff.
Ross,ifyoueverdecidetoredecorate...
andIthinkyoushould...
youshouldaskRacheltohelp.
Hedoesn'
tneedmyhelp.
Ithinkhe'
sreadytogetridofthe..What'
dyoucallit?
The"
cheapknockoffsanddinosaurjunk"
?
Really?
Youknow,sinceyouhavesuchagreatsenseofwhatIneed..
Here'
s60bucks.
Whydon'
tyoutakePhoebedowntothatColonialfleamarket...
andgetmesomestuff.
Idon'
tthinkPhoebewantstocome.
-Idowantto.-Shedoeswantto.
-Shedoeswantto.-Yeah!
mgonnagetmypurse.-Okay.
Hey,canIhaveallthisstuffwhenshemakesyouthrowitout?
Well,sure,andI'
llshowyourightwhereyoucanputit.
Iguessthefleamarketwasjustbetterlasttime.
Well,atleastIgotthesesheetsforRoss.
Lookatthis.PotteryBarn.
Don'
tlookatit.
-Seriously,don'
tlookatit.-Look!
There'
sthetabletheystolefromus.
Oh,thosebastards!
Let'
sgo.