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现在咱去接你的小伙伴JessicaRightnow,we'

regonnagopickupyourlittlefriendjessica.JessicaJessica?

我数学课上那个Frommymathclass?

我扔炸弹下去的时候我不想WhenIdropthebomb,Idon'

t,youknow,Iwantyouto

我想让你有人陪着Havesomebody,youknow

我希望你能那啥Iwantyoutohavethething

就和新世界的亚当与夏娃一样你就是亚当I'

mgonnamakeitlikeanewadamandeve,andyou'

regonnabeadam.

Jessica就是夏娃惊喜吧MortyAndjessica'

sgonnabeeve,andsothat'

sthesurprise,Morty.

不行No,youcan'

t!

Jessica根本不认识我J-jessicadoesn'

tevenknowIexist.

先别管这个你不能毁灭人类Butbutbutforgetaboutthat,becauseyoucan'

tblowuphumanity.

我知道你想说啥MortyI-Igetwhatyou'

retryingtosay,M-Morty.

听着我不你不你不用担心Listen,I'

mnotyoudon'

ty-y-youdon'

tgottoworryaboutme

我不会调戏Jessica或者玩弄Jessica之类的tryingtofoolaroundwithwithjessicaormessaroundwithjessicaoranything.

我不是那种人MortyI'

mI'

mnotthatkindofguy,Morty.

Rick你在说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout,Rick?

你你你不用Youyouyoudon'

t

担心我会Havetoworryaboutmegetting

和Jessica搞上什么的Withjessicaoranything.

她她她是你一个人的MortyShesheshesheshe'

sallforyou,Morty.

Jessica不是重点Idon'

tcareaboutJessica!

Morty没错你说得对Youknowwhat,Morty?

reright.

别管这妹子了Let'

sforgetthegirlalltogether.

留下也是祸患Sheshe'

sprobablynothingbuttrouble,anyways.

中微子炸弹装载中Armingneutrinobomb.

够了That'

sitthat'

sit,Rick.

方向盘给我I'

mtakingthewheel.

闪开MortyGetoffofme,Morty!

我不能让你这样I'

mtakingchargeofthissituation,buddy.

你发啥疯What'

sgottenintoyou?

我才不会在边上跟个傻I'

mi'

mnotgonnastandaroundlikesomesortofdumb...

你搞啥疯了吗Whatareyou,crazy?

傻瓜一样让你把地球灭了...personandjustletyoublowupthewholeworld.

好吧好吧Allright,allright.

我降落就是了I'

llI'

llland.

llland.I'

llland.这就降落好吧I'

lllandthething.这就降落I'

lllandthething.

突然这么男人了Bigtoughguyallofasudden.

咱就停这儿吧We'

llparkitrighthere,Morty.

就这路边上吧Righthereonthes-sideofther-roadhere.

谢天谢地Oh,thankgod.

Morty其实这是个考验Youknowwhat?

Thatwasallatest,Morty.

精心策划Justanelaboratetesttomake

让你更加坚定Youmoreassertive.

真的Itwas?

当然了不然咧Sure.Whynot?

我咋知道Idon'

tIdon'

tknow.

知道吗MoYouyouknowwhat,Mo

中微子炸弹装载完毕Neutrinobombarmed.

呃Um...

今晚要播新一期歌唱节目啦Iseethere'

sanewepisodeofthatsingingshowtonight.

你们觉得最佳歌手是谁Whodoyouguysthinkisgonnabethebestsinger?

上帝啊Oh,mygod.

头都砸进饭里了Hisheadisinhisfood.

我想吐I'

mgoingtopuke.

Morty你病了吗Morty,areyougettingsick?

跟你说了别拿客厅里的枕头练亲亲Itoldyounottopractice-kisstheliving-roompillow.

狗狗在上面睡觉的Thedogsleepsonit.

我没亲枕头妈Iwasn'

tkissingapillow,mom.

我就是昨晚没睡好IjustIdidn'

tgetalotofsleeplastnight.

可能我的梦太吵了什么的Maybemydreamswerejusttooloudorsomething.

其实是你整晚都和Rick外公在外面吧OrmaybeyouwereoutallnightagainwithgrandpaRick.

啥What?

爸Dad?

咋每天晚上都非要睡觉吗What,soeveryone'

ssupposedtosleepeverysinglenightnow?

你晓得夜晚占了我们时间的一半吧Yourealizethatnighttimemakesuphalfofalltime?

去你的Damnit!

JerryJerry!

BethBeth!

上帝啊我爹妈真吵Oh,mygod.Myparentsaresoloud.

我想死Iwanttodie.

Summer世上没有上帝Mm,thereisnogod,summer.你现在忍痛接受Yougottoripthatband-aidoffnow.以后会感谢我的You'

llthankmelater.

无意冒犯Rick算了吧管他有意无意Okay,withallduerespect,rickwhatamItalkingabout?

Whatrespectisdue?

你老拉着他去搞这些没完没了的科幻玩意儿Howismysonsupposedtopasshisclassesifyoukeepdragging

他上的课还怎么过Himoffforhigh-conceptsci-firigamarole?

Jerry我不想多管闲事Listen,Jerry,I-Idon'

twanttooverstepmyboundsoranything.

这是你家It'

syourhouse.

你的地盘It'

syourworld.

你是凯撒大帝You'

rearealjuliuscaesar.

但是我觉得学校这种东西ButI'

lltellyousometellyouhowhowIfeelaboutschool,jerry.

纯属浪费时间一堆人乱跑乱撞It'

sawasteoftime.Abunchofpeoplerunningaround,bumpingintoeachother.

前面的人说"

二加二"

G-guyupfrontsays,"

Twoplustwo."

后面的人说"

四"

Thepeopleinthebacksay,"

Four."

下课铃一响他们给你一盒牛奶Thenthebellrings,andtheygiveyouacartonofmilkanda

一张纸上面写着Pieceofpaperthatsaysyoucan

你可以去上个大号Gotakeadumporsomething.

学校不适合聪明人待Imean,it'

sit'

snotaplaceforsmartpeople,Jerry.

我知道不是什么主流观点但我就这么想的AndIknowthat'

snotapopularopinion,butit'

smytwocentsontheissue.

早餐很棒BethThiswasagoodbreakfast,Beth.

你真是煎得一手好蛋Youreallymadethecrapoutofthoseeggs.

要是你妈妈也能吃到就好了Iwishyourmotherwasheretoeatthem.

噢爸爸Oh,dad.

没搞错吧Forreal?

都坐好Allright,now,everybodygetsettled.

离窗户远点Getawayfromthewindows!

今天我们要来点真家伙Now,look,we'

regonnabedealingwithsomerealseriousstufftoday.

你们可能听说过Youmighthaveheardofit.

叫做数学It'

scalledmath.

没了数学我们都不会存在现在开始吧Andwithoutit,noneofuswouldevenexist,solet'

sjumprightin.

二加二twoplustwo.

JessicaJessica.

五加五Fiveplusfive.

十ssicaTenssica.

很好Okay,good.

现在小测验It'

stimeforthequiz.

叫鬼啊Yeah,youknowwhat?

Aw,toobad!

乖乖写Tough!

第一排拿一张Firstrow,takeone.

剩下的往后传Passitbackforme.

这里竞争是很激烈的Thestakesarehighinthisroom.

每天都有生死攸关的事发生There'

scrucialthingshappeninghereeveryday.

有人越来越聪明Peoplegettingsmarter.

有人越来越蠢Someofy'

allgettingdumber.

有的人根本看不到三点的太阳Someofy'

allain'

tgonnasee:

.

嗨MortyHi,Morty.

哇哦Whoa!

嗨JessicaHi,Jessica.

想看看吗CanIshowthesetoyou?

哇Wow.

棒极了耶Th-they'

rebothgreat.

谢谢Thankyou.

你知道我管它们叫啥吗YouknowwhatInamedthese?

我的小MotryMylittlemorties.

好荣幸但有点诡异Uh,that'

sflattering...andalittleweird.

知道我想让你干嘛吗DoyouknowwhatIwantyoutodowiththem?

重新取个名字Renamethem?

好好捏Squeezethem.

使劲揉Manhandlethem.

大力不要停Givethemthebusiness.

好好让它们爽一爽Seeifyoucanshufflethem.Imean,reallygetinthereandknockthemaround.

怎样都可以Nowronganswers.

好吧JessicaWell,okay,Jessica.我试试吧L-let'

sgivethisashot.嗯Mm.

MortyOh,Morty.

你在对我做什么Whatareyoudoingtome?

我在努力了Uh,I-I'

mjustdoingmybest.MortyMorty!

JessicaJessica.

MortyMorty!

再来五分钟Fivemoreminutesofthis,我就要生气了AndI'

mgonnagetmad.JessicaJe-jessica.

这可不是我的错Notmyfaultthisishappening.

看呐Well,well,well.

Frank早上好Uh,morning,Frank.

"

早上好"

你什么意思"

Morning"

?

Whatwaswhatisthatsupposedtomean?

你在取笑我吗Youmakingfunofme?

你这是在暗示我家里穷吗Areyoutryingtosaymyfamily'

spoor?

Frank没必要动刀子吧Oh,geez,frank.Idon'

tknowifaknifeisnecessary.

不用刀子也能搞定啊Imean,youknow,y-youkindofhadthingshandledwithoutit.

轮得到你来教我吗Youtellingmehowtobullynow?

这你就错了MortyBigmistake,Morty.

现在我要砍了你因为我家有钱AndnowI'

mgonnacutyou,'

causemyfamily'

srich.

你在这儿啊MortyThereyouare,Morty.

听我说Listentome.

我要去另外一个次元办点事儿Igotanerrandtoruninawholedifferentdimension.

我需要帮手Ineedanextrapairofhands.

天啊Rick你把Frank咋了Oh,geez,Rick.W-what'

dyoudotofrank?

很明显啊Morty我把他冻住了It'

sprettyobvious,Morty.Ifrozehim.我需要你帮忙Nowlisten.Ineedyourhelp,morty.

我们赶紧离离离开这儿Imean,wegotwegottogetgetthehelloutofhere

去办事儿Andgotakecareofbusiness.

很重要快来MortyIt'

simportant.Comeon,morty.

我不知道RickIdon'

tknow,rick.

我不能再逃学了I-Ican'

tleaveschoolagain.

你知道去那边有多危险吗Doyouhaveanyconceptofhowmuchhigherthestakesgetoutthere,Morty?

你觉得我一个人能行吗Whatdoyouthink?

Icanjustdoitallbymyself?

快来Comeon!

好吧Aw,geez.Okay.

我或许可以翘一节历史IguessIcanskiphistory.

Frank咋办WhataboutFrank?

你是不是该给他解冻Imean,shouldn'

tyouunfreezehim?

等会儿再说I'

lldoitlater,Morty.

他没事的He'

llbefine.

我们走Let'

sgo.

天我要遇上FrankPalicky了Oh,mygod.I'

mabouttowalkpastfrankPalicky.

这就是以后讲给我们孩子听的邂逅啊Thisisthestorywe'

llbetellingourchildren.

嗨FrankHi,Frank.

啊Aah!

手术刀Scalpel.

给Scalpel.

咚咚咚Knock,knock.

Jerry\NJerry?

经理给了一小时的午餐时间Mymanagergavemeanhourforlunch,andIthought,

我就想"

干嘛不来我老婆上班的地方看看呢"

Hey,whynotswingbywhereyourwifeworks?

它快不行了We'

relosinghim.

好了稳住了Okay,he'

sback.

Jerry请务必告诉我你有非来不可的理由Jerry,pleasetellmeyou'

rehereforanincrediblyurgentreason.

午餐啊Well,it'

slunch.

数千年来的三餐之一啊Imean,it'

soneofthreemealsthathaveexistedformillennia.

不行了Losinghim.

稳定了Stabilized.

Jerry你知道我这么说是因为我的工作是心外科手术吧Okay,Ionlyask,Jerry,because,asyouknow,myjobinvolvesperformingheartsurgery.

是啊是啊给马做的Well,yeah,onhorses.

你说啥Excuseme?

好吧这个问题咱别再吵了Okay.Let'

snotrehashthatfight.

我明白你很忙我这就走Isensethatyou'

rebusyandwillnowbeonmyway.

地上这是啥呀Whatisthisonthefloor?

这家养老院看着真是好啊Somekindofliteratureforareallynice-lookingnursinghome.

亲爱的突发奇想咱把你爸送进去吧Hey,honey,crazyideabadpitchlet'

sputyourdadhere.

把你爸送进养老院吧Let'

sputyourdadinanursinghome.

不行了We'

Tom我知道它快不行了Hey,Tom.Weknowwhenwe'

这哔哔叫我听得见Wecanhearthebeeps!

好了来吧Morty我们走Theresheis.Allright.Comeon,Morty.Let'

好吧Oh,geez.Okay.

天啊RickOh,man,Rick.

这是个啥地方Whatisthisplace?

这是c次元这儿的气候非常适合一种特殊的树It'

sdimensionc,andit'

sgottheperfectclimateconditi