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Phoebe.Willyoucheckoutthatguybythewindow.Wow!

Thatguybackthere?

He'sawfullyshort.AndIthinkhe'stalkingtohimself.

Andtobecompletelyhonest,he'snotthatgoodinbed.

Really?

Whatiswrongwithmelately?

It'slike,everyguyIsee.

Imean,lookatthatguy,forexample.

That'snotsomeoneIwouldbeattractedto.

Butrightnow,withthewayI'mfeeling..

allIwanttodoisripoffhissweatpantsandfannypack.

Waitasecond!

Thisisaboutthefourthmonthofyourpregnancy,right?

-Yeah.-Thisiscompletelynormal.

Aroundthefourthmonth,yourhormonesstartgoingcrazy.

-Really?

Sothishashappenedtoyou?

-Absolutely!

Andkeepinmindnow,Iwascarryingtriplets.

Soinmedicalterms,Iwasthriceasrandy.

Wow,thisexplainssomuch!

Lastweekend,Iwentfromstoretostore,sittingonSantas'laps.

Yeah,Iremembertryingtostealacardboardcutout..

ofEvanderHolyfieldfromaFootLocker.

Well,Igoseemydoctortomorrow.I'llaskheraboutthis.

Maybeshecangivemeapillorsomething.

Yeah,that'swhatyouneed.Agoodpill.

Oh,no.Short,crazyguyrecognizesme.Worstmistakeofmylife.

Callme.

TheOneWithTheCreepyHolidayCard

26

Great.Hey,Joey,wanttocheckoutpicturesofmeandMonaice-skating?

Ordinarily,Iwouldloveto,butIamjustswampedrightnow.

Wherearethepicturesthatthatcreepypretzelvendortookofustogether?

Oh,yeah.Probablyattheend.

Oh,myGod!

Allhetookwerepicturesofmybreasts.

I'mmissingpicturetime!

Youknow,shehasaface,Ross.

Ididn'ttakethese,okay?

Ididn'tevenknowmycamerahadazoomlens.

"Comma,officer."

-Okay,here'sagoodoneofus.-Wow,thatisagoodone!

Itlookslikeaholidaycard.

Withthetreeinthemiddleandtheskatersandthesnow.

Goodjob,pretzelpervert.

Everyyear,IsayI'mgonnasendoutholidaycardsandIneverdoit.

Doyouwanttosendthisoneouttogether?

Together?

Like,topeople?

Yeah."Happyholidays,fromMonaandRoss."It'llbecute,okay?

Okay.

-Igottagettowork.Callmelater?

-Sure,sure.

-Bye,guys.-Bye.

Congratulations!

Youjustgotmarried!

Iknow.Canyoubelievethat?

I'msorry.What'sthebigdealaboutaholidaycard?

Marriedcouplessendoutcards.Familiessendoutcards.

Peoplewhohavebeendatingforacoupleofmonthsdon'tsendoutcards.

-Whatisshe,crazy?

-That'syourwifeyou'retalkingabout!

No,really.Imean,thatwouldbelikeahugestepforward.

Ilikethingsjustthewaytheyare.

I'mfinallyinarelationshipthat'snotmovingtoofast.

Youknow,ordinarily,I'dbedivorcedbynow.

Okay,sojusttellheryoudon'twannasendoutthecard.What'sshegonnado?

This.

Oh,okay.Ididn'tmeantoputpressureonyou..

Ijustthoughtitwouldbesomethingfunforustodotogether..

butokay,that'sokay.

Okay,stop.Stop.You'reright,it'snotthatbigadeal.I'lldothecard.

-What?

IsaidI'ddoit.-Iknow,it'sjust..

CanIhave$20?

-Hi.Youreadyforlunch?

-Onesecond.

-That'scute.-Bing!

AndtheBingette!

Ithoughtitfeltalittlehotterintheofficetoday.

-Oh,honey,youremembermyboss,Doug.-Yes.Hi.

Goodnews!

Thedivorceisfinal.Isignedthepapersthisa.m.

Ididn'tknowyouandKaradivorced.I'msorry.

Sorry?

Ifinallychewedmylegoutofthatbeartrap.

-Congratulationstoyouguys,though.-Noleg-chewingforus,sir.

Well,giveittime.

Sothedivorce,themarriage,wegotalottocelebrate.

Howaboutweallgoouttodinnertomorrownight.

Ican'tthinkofanythingwe'redoing.

Whycan'tIthinkofanythingwe'redoing?

Tomorrownightitis.Ishouldbeoutofcourtby6.

Theykeepthrowingsexualharassmentcasesatme..

andIkeepknockingthemoutofthepark!

Okay,seeyoutomorrow.

Justsoyouknow,we'renotseeinghimtomorrow.

Honey,onceyougettoknowhim,he'smuch,muchworse.

Ican'tdothisalone.

Honey,I'msorry.Ican'thelpyou.Ican'tspendanothereveningwiththatman.

Doyourememberhowhebehavedatourwedding?

That'sbecausehewasn'tinvited.

Becauseofthewayhebehavedatourengagementparty.

Oh,yeah!

Urinecutsrightthroughanicesculpture,doesn'tit?

Oh,whatthehell?

Bplus.

Hi!

Iwentbythephotoshop.Takealook.

Hereisamockupofourcard.Whatdoyouthink?

Wow,that'sgreat.

Doyouthinkitshouldsay,"Love,RossandMona"?

Well,wehaven'tsaidthattoeachotheryet..

butIguessit'sokaytosayittootherpeople.

-Howmanydidyouwant?

I'llget100.-Ahundred?

Well,IguessI'lltake..

Mona?

I'mnotsureaboutthewholecardthing.

Really?

Whynot?

Sendingoutaholidaycardtogether?

Ijustdon'tknowifwe'rereallyquitethereyet.

Ididn'tthinkofitthatway.You'reright.

-SocanIaskyouaquestion?

-Yeah.

Wherearewe?

Youknow,wherearewe?

Whereisthisrelationshipgoing?

Ilovespendingtimewithyou.Ijusthopewe'removingforward.

Weshouldtalkaboutthat,don'tyouthink?

Let'sdothecard!

-What?

-Thecard!

Ithinkwe'rethere!

Okay.ButIstillthinkweshouldhavethisconversation.

Really?

Evenwiththecard?

Justsoyouknow,Dr.Longcan'tbeheretoday,soDr.Schiffwillbeseeingyou.

Oh,okay.CanIaskyouaquestion?

Wasitme,orwastheguywhotookmybloodsamplereallycute?

YouknowwhoI'mtalkingabout?

Bowlhaircut,hairyfingers?

Actually,nevermind.Ijustansweredmyownquestion.

-Hi,Rachel?

I'mDr.Schiff.-Yes,youare.

-Okay,nowhe'scute,right?

-Oh,God,yes.

So,how'sitgoing?

It'sgoingreallygood.Butenoughaboutme!

Comeon.

Whereareyoufrom?

Whatdoyoudo?

-I'madoctor.-Right.Imeant..

inyoursparetime.Doyoucook?

Soyouski?

Orjusthangoutwithyourwife,orgirlfriend?

Idon'thaveawifeoragirlfriend,butIdoliketoski.

Ilovetoski!

Howamazingisthis?

-Areyouexperiencinganydiscomfort?

-No,I'mverycomfortable.

-Anypainfulgas?

-No!

Dr.Schiff!

Whatkindofquestionisthat?

Okay,then.Wouldyouliketoliedownonthetable?

Wouldyoulikemetoliedownonthetable?

-Istheresomethinggoingonhere?

-Doyoufeelittoo?

-Hi.-Howdidyourdoctor'sappointmentgo?

Well,let'ssee,theygaveme"cuteboy"doctortoday.

Inthemiddleoftheexam,Iputmypinkieinhischindimple.

-Oh,myGod!

-Whydidyoudothat?

RememberthatlittleproblemIwashavingduringmyfourthmonthofpregnancy?

Oh,yeah!

TheEvanderHolyfieldphase.

Oh,man!

Youweresohardup,youpracticallycameontome.

Youwish.

Hey,IcouldhavehadyouifIwantedyou.

Oh,yeah?

Comeandgetit.

Okay,eventhisisturningmeon.Youguys,Igotproblems.

Oh,hey.Hey,Ross!

How'sitgoingwithyouandMona?

Areyouguysstilltogether?

Yeah,we'removingforward.You'llbegettingourcard.

You'redoingaholidaycard?

We'renotjustdoingacard.Shealsowantstohavetheconversation..

aboutwheretherelationshipisgoing.

Women!

Iknow!

Whydoyouguysneedtohavethisconversation?

Noself-respectingmanwouldaskawoman,"Sowhereisthisgoing?

"

Ross,youaskedmethat.

Youwereaclosedbook,okay?

I'mnotamindreader!

Whatareyougonnasaytoher?

Whereisthisrelationshipgoing?

Idon'tknow.IreallylikeherandIwannakeepdatingher.

-Sotellherthat.-No,Ican't.

Becausethenshe'sgonnasay,"Well,it'snotmovinganywhere..

-thenweshouldjustbreakup."-Yeah,that'strue.

Besides,Ihatethoseconversations.I'mhorribleatthem.Really.

MaybeIneedsomekindofagesture..

somethingthatsayswe'removingforwardwithouthavingtotalkaboutit.

Likeaskinghertomoveinwithyou?

Smallerthanthat.

-Makingheramixtape?

-Biggerthanthat.

-Giveherakeytoyourapartment.-Wewerecloserwiththemixtape.

Haveyousaid,"Iloveyou"?

Youcouldsay,"Iloveyou."

Idon'tthinkI'mquitethereyet.

ButIcouldsay,"Ilovespendingtimewithyou."

-Wehatethat.-Thatisaslapintheface.

Forgetit.Youknowwhat?

I'lljusthavetheconversation.

I'lljustsayIlikethingsthewaytheyare,andhopeforthebest.

Whatdoyouthink,Rach?

Ithinkifitwasalittlecolderinhere..

Icouldseeyournipplesthroughthatsweater.

Bing?

We'reallsetfortonight,8:

00.

Asitturnsout,wecan'tdoit.Monicahastowork.

Myex-wifedidn'twork.

Unlessyoucallturningintohermother"work."

Fine.Tomorrownightthen.

-Tomorrow'snogoodforher,either.-Whynot?

It'sthesemifinals..

ofherbocceballtournament.

Okay.Thenightafterthatthen.

Well,that'sthefinals,andIthinkshe'sgonnagoalltheway,sir.

What'sgoingon,Bing?

Doesyourwifehaveaproblemwithmeorsomething?

Well,nowyou'rejusttalkingcrazy.

Thenwhycan'tthethreeofusgoouttogether?

Becausewesplitup.

MonicaandIsplitup.

Holdme.

GoodGod,Bing.Well,Ican'tsayI'maltogethersurprised.

Isawthewayshelookedatyou,andtherewasnolovethere.

Andthewayshelookedatme,purelust.

Whatwouldreallyhelpmethroughthistoughtimeischokingsomeone.

Iknowhowyoufeel.Oh,yeah.

Iknowwhatit'sliketogiveawomanallyourlove..

andthenhavethatlovethrownbackinyourface.

Andthenthecourtdecidestogiveyoucustodyofthosefat,left-handedtwins.

Well,they'reluckytohaveyou,sir.

Bing,myboy,we'regonnagetyouoverthis.

Here'stheplan:

Grabyourcoat,we'regoingtoastripclub!

Oh,no!

Monicawouldfreak.

Buttohellwiththatbitch!

Herewego.

Mona,it'stimewehadaconversationaboutwherethingsarewithus.

Yeah,IthinkIsuggestedthat.

Weareso..

Well,Ireallylikeyou.AndIlovehangingoutwithyou.

AndI'mhavingalotoffun.

Okay.

There'snopointinspendingtimewithsomeoneifit'sjustfun.

It'sgottabegoingsomewhere,right?

Sowhereisitgoing?

That'