高中英语《Frinds老友记》第10季中英文对照完整剧本1011 The One Where The Stripper Cries素材.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第10季中英文对照完整剧本1011TheOneWhereTheStripperCries素材

1011TheOneWhere

TheStripperCries

[Scene:

CentralPerk.Everyone'ssittingonthecouch.MonicaandJoeyenter.]

Joey:

Heyguys!

Monica:

Hey,letmetellthem!

Joey:

Sure.

Monica:

Joeyisgonnabeacelebrityguestonagameshow!

Phoebe:

Great!

Ross:

Really?

Whichone?

Monica:

（stoppingJoeyfromanswering）Ohh!

Fish,seaweed,asunkenship.

Ross:

Thingsyoufindintheocean,（toJoey）You'regonnabeon"Pyramid"!

!

Monica:

Oh,thatwasourfavoritegameshowever!

Ross:

Exceptfor"Matchgame"...

Monica:

Or"Win,LoseorDraw".

Chandler:

WhatdidImarryinto?

Joey:

Wouldyouguyswanttocomedowntomorrowandwatchmetapetheshow?

Monica:

Oh,Ican't.We'rethrowingPhoebeabacheloretteparty.

Phoebe:

Yeah,sorryboys,thisride'sclosing.

Ross:

Oh,andChandlerandIhavethisstupidcollegealumnithing.Ican'tbelieveyougettomeetDonnyOsmond.

Joey:

Seriously?

Ross:

（veryexcited）Yeah-uh!

Monica:

RossandIalwayswantedtobeDonnyandMarie.

Chandler:

Youguysjustkeepgettingcoolerandcooler!

Monica:

Yeah,weusedtoperformforourfamilyandfriends.

Rachel:

OhGod,that'sright.Iblockedthatout.

Monica:

（singinganoldDonnyandMariesong）"I'malittlebitcountry"...

Ro

ss:

（continuessinging）"...andI'malittlebitrock'n'roll"!

Chandler:

（toMonica）I'mleavingyou.

OPENINGCREDITS

[Scene:

Classof'91reunion.RossandChandlerenter.]

Ross:

Soweirdtoseeallthesepeopleagain...OhmyGod,look,there'sGeoffreyCleric.

Chandler:

Who?

Ross:

HewasroommateswithJohnRosoff.HewentoutwithAndreaTamburino.ShedumpedhimforMichaelSkloff.

Chandler:

（lookingaround）DidIgotothisschool?

Ross:

Hey,there'sMissyGoldberg.Yougottarememberher.

Chandler:

（looksoverather）Sure,nice.

Ross:

Dude.You'remarriedtomysister.

Chandler:

You'reright,

bysaying"nice"I'mvirtuallylickingher.

Ross:

Hey,Ihearshe'ssingleagain,d'youthinkIshouldaskherout?

Chandler:

Areyouaskingpermissiontobreakthepact?

Ross:

Yesplease.

[Flashback,year1987.Chandlerenterstheschool'scorridor.Rossishangingsomeflyersonthewall.Bothhaveafunny80shairandclothes.]

Ross:

Hey.Hey,checkouttheflyersfortheband.Imade'emonaMacintoshinthecomputerroom!

Chandler:

Awesome,thenamereallystandsout.

Ross:

Thankstoalittlesomethingcalled"HelveticaBold24point"!

Chandler:

Man,we'regonnarockthatAsianstudentunion!

Missy:

Heyguys!

Chandler:

Hey!

Ross:

Hey,Missy...

Chandler:

Youknow,ourbandisplayingonFriday.

Ross:

Yeah,yeah.Youshouldcomecheckusout.We'recalled"Way!

NoWay!

".

Missy:

Noway!

ChandlerandRoss:

Way!

Missy:

Right.I'llbethere.（sheleaves）

Chandler:

Fresh!

Ross:

Boss!

Chandler:

Mint!

Ross:

She'sgone.

Chandler:

Iknowit.Youknow,I'mtotallygonnaaskherout.

Ross:

Dude,Iwasgonnaaskherout.

Chandler:

Isaiditfirst,bro.

Ross:

Well,Ithoughtitfirst,Holmes.

Chandler:

（angrily）Look,ifyoudid...

Ross:

Woha!

Wait...Whatarewedoing?

Whatwehaveistooimportanttomessitupoversomegirl.Imean,wecangetlaidanytimewewant.

Chandler:

Totally.IhadsexinHighschool...

Ross:

Metoo.I'mgoodatit.

Chandler:

Allright,I'dsaywemakeapact.NeitherofuswillgooutwithMissyGoldberg.

Ross:

Yougotit.

Chandler:

Allright,sothat'sMissyGoldberg,PhoebeCatesandMollyRingwald,whoneitherofuscangooutwith.

Ross:

Thosearethepacts!

Chandler:

Oh,andSheenaEaston.Butweprobablycouldn'tgetheranyway.

Ross:

Oh,oh...maybenotyou!

[WegetbacktotheClassof'91reunion,whereRossandChandlerarestilllookingatMissy.]

Chandler:

Well,Iofficiallygiveyoupermissiontobreakthepact.

Ross:

Thankyou.（theyshakehands）Allright,hereIgo.Hey,rememberhowscaryitusedtobegoinguptogirlsincollege?

Chandler:

Yourhandsareshaking.

Ross:

Iknow,andIcan'tstopsweating.（hewalkstowardsMissy）

[Scene:

The"Pyramid"Studio.]

Voice:

Five!

Four!

Three!

Applause!

DonnyOsmond:

Yeah!

Welcome,itisSoapOperaweekhereonPyramid,let'smeetourcontestants.First,GeneLesterisadatabasespecialist,he'sgonnabeplayingwith"DaysofOurLife's"starJoeyTribbiani!

（Joey'samazedattheplaceandhekeepslookingaroundtillherealizestheaudienceisapplaudinghim）

Joey:

（toGene）Iknowitcouldbeintimidatingforregularpeopletobearoundcelebritiesbut...relax,I'mjustlikeyou!

（pause）Onlybetterlookingandricher.

Donny:

...shouldbeplayingwiththestarof"GeneralHospital"LeslieCharleson.（applause）Welcomeeverybody.Goodlucktoallofyou.Let'splayPyramid.Allright?

Now...weflippedacoinbeforetheshow,Gene,youwonthetoss,soyou'regonnastart.Whichcategorywouldyoulike?

Gene:

I'lltake"Youcrossedtheline".

Donny:

Youcrossedtheline.Joey,describeforGenethesethingsthathavelines.Giveme20secondsontheclock,please.Ready,go!

Joey:

（onthescreenthere'stheword"Supermarket"）Uhm...ok.It'sastore,likeasupermarket.（thereisasoundindicatinghemadeamistakeasheshouldn'thavesaid'supermarket'.Thenextwordappears,"notebook"）Oh!

Isee-IseewhatIdid.Yeah,ok,ok,uhm...I'mwritinginmy...

Gene:

Diary.

Joey:

Noo,（whispering）morelikeanotebook...Damnit!

（nextwordappears:

"blueprint"）Oh,ifI'mbuildinganhouse,theplanisn'tcalledthe'shmoo-print'...Can'tsaythateither?

Woha...hey...（thelastwordis"Footballfield"andthereare5secondsleft）Inhighschool,Ioncehadsexwithagirlrightinthemiddleofthe...

Gene:

Cafeteria.

Joey:

Yeah!

Butthatisnotwhatthey'relookingfor.（time'sfinished）OOOH!

[Scene:

Monica'sapartment,wherePhoebe'sbachelorettepartyistakingplace.]

Phoebe:

（toRachel）Thankyousomuchforthis.

Rachel:

Oh,d'youlikeit?

Phoebe:

OhmyGod,it'sallsoelegant!

When'sthedirtystuffstarting?

Rachel:

What?

Phoebe:

Youknow,thestrippers,andtheguysdancing,andyouknow,pee-pee'sflyingabout.

Rachel:

Pheebs,I...thereisn'tgonnabeanyflyingabout!

Weactuallythoughtwewerealittletoomatureforstufflikethat.

Phoebe:

Oh,ok.Iseewhatyou'redoing,that'sfine.Thisisallthereis,justtea,uh,ok.（shedrinkshertea）Hmmmm...raunchy!

Rachel:

SeriouslyPheebs,it'snotgonnabethatkindofaparty.

Phoebe:

Really?

Sothisis...thisismybigsendoffinthemarriedlife?

RachelthisistheonlybachelorettepartyI'mevergonnahave!

I'vegotabigwadof$1sinmypurse!

Really?

Imean,really?

It'sjusttea?

Rachel:

Nooo!

Phoebe,ofcoursethereismore!

Imean,I'lljustgoandtalktoMonicaandgetanETAonthepee-pee's!

[Scene:

Joey'satthegameshow"Pyramid"withhostDonnyOsmond.]

Donny:

NowGeneImustremindyou,youneedallsixofthesetostayinthegame,allright?

DescribeforJoeythingsyoufindinyourrefrigerator.

Joey:

Ahaha,hemightaswelljustgiveusthepoints.

Donny:

Givemetwentysecondsontheclock.Ready?

Go!

（thefirstwordiscream）

Gene:

Youputthisinyourcoffee.

Joey:

Aspoon.Yourhands.Yourface!

Gene:

It'swhite!

Joey:

Paper,snow,aghost!

Gene:

It'sheavierthenmilk!

Joey:

Arock,adog,theearth.

Gene:

Pass!

（thesecondwordismayonnaise）

Gene:

Youputthisonasandwich.

Joey:

Salami,anchovies,jam!

Gene:

It'swhite!

Joey:

Paper,snow,aghost!

Gene:

It'smadefromeggs!

Joey:

Chickens?

Gene:

Pass!

Joey:

Oh!

（Thethirdwordisketchup）

Gene:

Youputthisonahamburger!

Joey:

Ketchup!

Gene:

Yes!

（Thefourthwordissoda）

J

oey:

Relish!

Gene:

Stop!

Joey:

Oh.

Donny:

Oh,time'sup!

Joey!

Youwere,uh,almostonarollthere...

Joey:

Yeah...

Donny:

Uh,Gene,you'regonnahaveachancetogotothewinnercircleinthesecondhalf.ButrightnowHenriettayouaregoingtothewinnercircletotryyourluckfortenthousanddollars,rightafterthis,don'tgoaway.

StageManager:

Andwe'reout!

Joey:

Oh,sowedidn'twin,butit'sfuntoplaythegame,right?

Gene:

Hey!

Igotakidstartingcollege.I'vetoget

surgeryonmyknee,youjustlostmetengrand!

Joey:

Oh,wow!

I'msosorry,ok?

Ipromise,we'lldobetternexttime!

Gene:

Well,Iwill,becauseIwon'tbeplayingwithyou.

Joey:

Hey,youknow,someofthoseareprettyhard!

Likewhywouldtherebeaghostinmyfridge?

（pause）.Yeah!

[Scene:

Collegereunionparty.RossistalkingtoMissy.]

Ross:

So,Saturdaynight!

Missy:

I'dloveto!

Ross:

Great!

Missy:

Sohowcomeittookyousolongtoaskmeout?

Ross:

Oh,well,uh,thisisgonnasoundkindasilly,but,doyouremembermyroommateChandlerBing?

Missy:

Sure,hewasinyour"band"?

（sheairquotesband）

Ross:

It'sbeensixteenyearsbuttheairquotesstillhurt.

Missy:

Sorry.

Ross:

That'sok.Uh,anyway,wellheandIbothreallylikedyoualot,uhm,butwedidn'twantanythingtojeopardizeourfriendship,sowekindamadeapact,thatneitherofuscouldaskyouout!

Missy:

Really?

Ross:

Yeah,why?

Missy:

Well,ChandlerandIusedtomakeout!

Alot!

Ross:

Youdid?

Missy:

Yeah.We'dgotothesciencelabafterhours!

Ross:

（angrily）ANDONMYTURF?

[Scene:

Monica'sapartment.Thebacheloretteparty.]

Monica:

（toRachel）Hey,whereisthisguy,it'sbeenoveranhour!

Rachel:

Well,he'scomingfromJersey,hesaidhewouldgethereasfastashecould!

（someoneknocksatthedoor）

Monica:

Whoisit?

Man:

It'sthepolice!

Rachel:

（pretendstobeshocked）Uh!

Thepolice!

Phoebe:

（Excited,runningbacktoherseat）Oh!

Man:

That'sright,it'sofficerGoodbody.

Monica:

What'sthematter,officer?

Hassomeonebeenbad?

（looksovertoPhoebeandsheopensthedoor,andtotheirdismay,thestripperisanold,short,fatguywholooksexhausted）

Roy,themalestripper:

（coughs）