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ThescriptofDesperateHousewives
Season1
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MaryAliceVoiceover:
Previouslyon"desperatehousewives"...
Paul:
Zach'sgonefromSilvercrest.
Julie:
Hungry?
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Sometimes...
Lynette:
IfIdon'tgetsomehelp,Iwilllosemymind.WherecanIscoresomehigh-gradenanny?
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Nomatterhowhardyoutry...
FBI:
FBI.Openthedoor.CarlosSolis,Ihaveawarrantforyourarrest.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
Someproblems...
Maisy:
I-I'msorry.Andyouare?
Bree:
Itakeityou'vemetMaisyGibbons.
Lynette:
She'satotalnightmare.
Bree:
Maisydoeslovetoruleherlittlekingdom.
Bree:
Youareunhappywithoursexlife.You'renotgettingsomethingfromme,butyou'resimplytooafraidtoask.
MaryAliceVoiceover:
...can'tbeeasilysolved.
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[MaisyGibbons'sHouse]
（Ahandpicksupahairbrush.ThecamerapansuptoshowthatMaisyGibbonsissittinginfrontofamirror,brushingherhair.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"TounderstandMaisyGibbons,youfirstneedtoknowhowshespentherafternoons."
（MaisydrivesbyinaBMWSUV,wavingtoSusanandBree,whoarestandingoutside,talking.Theywaveback.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Hermorningswerespentrunningerrandsforherhusband.Hereveningswerespentwashingdishesandhelpingwithhomework."
（Maisy,withrubbergloveson,loadsthedishwasher,thenwalksovertothekitchentable,whereheryoungdaughterisdoinghomework.）
Maisy:
"Okay,sonineplusoneis..."
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Butherafternoons,well,theywerespentinthecompanyofmen."
（WhileMaryAlicespeaks,Maisyisshownopeningupherfrontdooronvariousdays,smilingbeautifullyasshewelcomesalltypesofmenintoherhome.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Frustrated.Misunderstood.Lonelymen.Willingtopaymoneytofeelalittlelesslonely.AndMaisyGibbonswaswillingtohelpthem."
（Maisyturnsfromhermirrorasoneofhercustomersspeaksashefinishesgettingdressed.Shebeginsmakingthebed.）
Customer:
"Maisy,I'vealwayswondered,Nobodyknowsaboutyourlittlehobby,dothey?
"
Maisy:
"Mm-mm."
Customer:
"Isithard?
Keepingasecretlikethis?
"
Maisy:
"Well,maybeifitwasjustmysecret.ButthewayIseeit,Ikeepthesecretsofeverymanwhocomestome.AndIfindthatabsolutelyexhilarating.Afewyearsback,Haroldlosthisjob,andwehadtogiveupourmembershipatthecountryclub.Andthenonedayoneofmyclubfriendsaskedwhyshehadn'tseenmearoundlately,andItoldherthatwecouldn'tafforditanymore.Shewaveditofflikeitwasnothing.ButIsawher...getthatlookinhereye,thatlookof...pity."
Customer:
"Maybeshewasjusttryingtobenice.Anyway,isthatsobad,feelingsorryforsomeone?
"
Maisy:
"Whentheysaysomething,theyarebeingsupportive.Butwhentheysaynothing,it'sbecausetheythinkthatyou'resofargoneyou'renevercomingback."
Customer:
"Gotcha."
Maisy:
"Anyway,acoupleofmonthslater,Istartedmylittlehobby...andthemostwonderfulthinghappened.Thiswoman'shusbandbecameoneofmyregulars."
Customer:
"Wow."
（Thedoorbellrings.）
Maisy:
"Oh,wouldyoubealambandgoouttheback?
It'smynextappointment."
Customer:
"Sure."
Maisy:
"It'sthehusbandofthewomanIwastellingyouabout."
（Maisyopensupthefrontdoor,smiling.）
Maisy:
"Hellothere."
Rex:
"Hey,Maisy."
（Hestepsinside,kissingheronhercheekassheclosesthefrontdoor.）
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Credits
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[Courtroom]
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Everymoralityplayhasitscastofcharacters.Thereisalwaysaninnocentvictim..."
（Gabriellesitsinthecourtroom,lookingworried.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"...adeceitfulvillain..."
（Carlos,inanorangejailoutfit,sitsatatablewithhislawyer.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"...aprosecutorwhoseeksthetruth..."
（Ano-nonsensewomaninabusinesssuitsitsattheothertableinthecourtroom,anopenlaptopinfrontofher.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"...amagistratethatdispensesjustice..."
（Thejudge,JudgeSullivan,takesafilesomeonehandsher.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"...andalawyerwhochargestoomuch."
（Carlos'slawyerlooksthroughsomepapersinfrontofhim.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"ThismoralityplaywasbeingproducedattheFairviewCountyCourthouse.Itsthemesweretrustandbetrayal."
JudgeSullivan:
"So,what'syourissuewithbailinthiscase,Ms.McCready?
Ms.McCready:
"Wewantbaildenied,yourhonor.Thedefendant'scompanyimportedgoodsmanufacturedbyslavelabor,andhisbusinesspartner,Mr.Tenaka,hasalreadyfledthecountry.AndMr.Solis,himself,hasrefusedtosurrenderhispassport."
JudgeSullivan:
"Dogateyourclient'spassport,Mr.Hartley?
"
Mr.Hartley:
"It'sbeentemporarilymisplaced,yourhonor,butwemaintainthatAkishaTenakasetupandexecutedtheentireoperation.Mr.Solisisnobusinesspartner,butmerelyahiredcontractor.AndI'dalsoliketopointoutthatmyclientisthesoleproviderofhiswife,andhismother,whoishospitalizedinacomaaswespeak."
JudgeSullivan:
"Bringmethepassport,andMr.Soliscanvisithismother.Untilthen,yourclientisdeniedbailandremanded.What'snext?
"
（Shebangsdownhergavel,andCarlosisescortedfromthecourtroombyabailiff.HelooksatGabrielleasheleaves.Gabriellehangsherhead.）
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[Lynette'sHouse]
Lynette:
"Youbetterfinishthosebrusselsprouts.Anddon'tthinkIcan'tseethemhiddenunderyourmacaroni."
Twin:
"Ihatebrusselsprouts."
Lynette:
"Yeah?
Well,brusselsproutshelpyougrow.Youdon'twanttobeshortyourwholelife,doyou?
Here,look,youknowwhatwe'lldo?
We'regonnadiptheminalittlecheese.Hereyougo.Good,yummy!
"
（Hespitsitout.）
（Theboysgetupfromthetabletorunoff.）
Lynette:
"Fine,fine.Bethree-foot-eighttherestofyourlife.SeeifIcare.Goodluckfindinggirlfriends!
"
（Clairewalksin.）
Claire:
"Hey,didn'tyouhavealunchtoday?
"
Lynette:
"I'mgoingtocancelit.Theboysareinrareform,andyou'restillfindingyourway."
Claire:
"Lynette.It'sbeentwodays."
Lynette:
"I...don'twantto...shockthem,bysuddenlydisappearing.Youknow?
Deepdown,they'reverysensitive."
（Thetwoofthemlookattheboyswhoareignoringthewomenastheythrowtheirtoysaround.）
Claire:
"They'llbefine.Nowgo.Getoutofhere."
Lynette:
"Youhavemycellphonenumber.Youcallmeifyouneedanything."
Claire:
"Iwill."
Lynette:
"Okay.Youboys.Comehereandgivemammaathree-bearhug."
（Theycomerunning.）
Lynette:
"Comeon,one,two,three,getin,getin!
"
Bear1:
"Bye,mom!
"
Bear2:
"Bye,mom!
"
Bear3:
"Bye!
"
Lynette:
"Okay."
（Sheleaves.）
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[Susan'sHouse]
（JuliespoonsChinesefoodfromatake-outcontainerontoaplate.Off-camera,MikeandSusancanbeheardflirting.）
Mike:
"Just,watchyourhands..."
Julie:
"Um,I'mgoingtoeatupstairs.I'vegotatonofhomework."
Susan:
"Whatareyou,storingupforwinter?
"
Julie:
"I'mjust...reallyhungry.Oh,ItalkedtoDadtoday,andapparently,heandBrandimightbreakup."
Susan:
"Oh,howawful!
"
Julie:
"Mom,you'resmiling."
Susan:
"AmI?
Hmm."
Julie:
"Anyway,becauseofallthedrama,hecan'ttakemethisweekend,so...I'llbehomeafterall.Goodnight!
"
（Sherunsupstairswithherfood,leavingMikeandSusanalone.）
Susan:
"Ohgreat,ourromanticweekendisoff."
Mike:
"Wecouldmoveittomyhouse."
Susan:
"No."
Mike:
"Whynot?
"
Susan:
"Ijust,Ijustwantittobespecial."
Mike:
"Anditcan'tbespecialatmyhouse."
Susan:
"Okay.Iknowthissoundsweird,butIjustneedtohavemythingsaroundme."
Mike:
"Whatthings?
"
Susan:
"Perfumesandoils.AndIwanttopickouttheoutfitthatyouaregoingtotearoffme.Andplus,Ineedtobeincompletecontrolofthelighting."
Mike:
"Okay,we'llwaituntilnextweekend."
Susan:
"Youarejustthesweetestguy."
（Sheleansovertokisshim,andtheyendupkissingforalong,extendedtime.）
Mike:
"Ican'twait'tilnextweekend."
Susan:
"No,meneither."
Mike:
"WhatabouttomorrowwhenJulie'satschool?
I'vegotanearlyjobandthat'sit."
Susan:
"Oh,nogood.Mypublisher'sgotmeunderthegunforsomething.WhataboutFriday?
"
Mike:
"Mmm.I'mrepipingthehouse."
Susan:
"Damn,Karl,I'mnotevenmarriedtohimanymoreandhe'sstillkeepingmefromhavingsex."
（Shestabsherfoodwithherfork.）
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[Julie'sRoom]
（ZacheatsthefoodJuliebroughthim.）
Julie:
"Ican'thideyouinmyroomforever,andIthinkweneedtotellmymom.Youcantrusther,Ipromise."
Zach:
"Youdidn'ttellherwhatItoldyou,didyou?
"
Julie:
"No!
No,no.Iwouldnevertellanyonethat."
（Zachgetsup.）
Julie:
"Whatareyoudoing?
Zach:
"Idon'twanttocauseproblemsforyou.I'mjust,I'mjustgoingtogo."
Julie:
"Zach,stop.Don'tgo.Iwon'ttellher."
Zach:
"Iswear,I'llbeoutofheresoon.I'llthinkofsomething,okay?
"
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[Bree'sHouse]
（Breeisplayingsolitaire,dressedforbed.Rexcomesintothehouse.）
Bree:
"Hello."
Rex:
"Whyareyouup?
"
Bree:
"Icouldaskyouthesamequestion."
Rex:
"I'mgoingtobed.Ididn'taskyoutowaitupforme.Remember,I'mhereasourchildren'sfather,notyourhusband."
（Breepicksupthejackethejusttookoff,andsniffsthecollar.）
Rex:
"Whatareyoudoing?
"
Bree:
"Wereyouwithawoman?
Didyoutellherthatyouhaveawife,ordoesthathinderyourpick-upstyle?
"
Rex:
"Allright.EvenifIwasseeingsomeone,Ihaveeveryrightto.Exploringoptionsisthewholepointofbeingseparated!
"
Bree:
"Options!
I'mnotamutualfund,Rex!
"
Rex:
"Oh,that'snot...Bree,youshouldgetoutthere.Tryandmeetsomeone."
Bree:
"Meetsomeone.I'mraisingyourchildren."
Rex:
"Iamjusttryingtomoveonwithmylife.Itisnothingtobeashamedof!
"
Bree:
"Oh,okay.Itellyouwhatthen.Whydon'tyoujustcallupyourmysterywomanandinviteherover.I'llpulloutthesofabedandyoucantakeherrightthere.Andrew!
Danielle!
Daddy'sgonnafornicateforus!
"
Rex:
"Keepyourvoicedown."
Bree:
"Why,areyoufeelingashamed?
"
（Shepushespasthim.）
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[OutsideMrs.Huber'sHouse]
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Thenextmorningstartedwithabanging."
（EdiestandsonMrs.Huber'sporch,bangingloudlyonthedoor.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"NooneknewwhereMarthaHuberwas,andEdieBrittwasstartingtoworry.Ediedidn'tlikeworrying.Shefeltitgaveherwrinkles.So,outofconcernforherfaceandMrs.Huber,Ediedecidedtofindoutwhatwasgoingon."
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[Gabrielle'sHouse]
Gabrielleriflesquicklythroughadrawerwithpapersinit.Findingnothingimportant,sheclosesthedrawerandfindsYaoLin.）
Gabrielle:
"YaoLin,listentome.It'sveryimportantthatwefindCarlos'passport.I'vealreadylookedthroughhisoffice,soIneedyoutosearchthebedroom."
（YaoLinstaresatGabrielle.）
Gabrielle:
"What?
"
YaoLin:
"WithMr.Solisinjail,howareyougoingtopayme?
Ihavechildren."
Gabrielle:
"YaoLin,yourkidsareintheirtwenties.Ifit'llmakeyoushutup..."
（Gabriellewritesacheck.）
Gabrielle:
"Here.Threeweeksinadvance."
YaoLin:
"Ifyoudon'tmind,canIcallyourbank?
"
Gabrielle:
"YaoLin,don'tbestupid.Peopledon'tbecomepoorovernight."
（Gabriellelooksoutthewindowwhereatowtruckishookinghercaruptobetowed.）
Gabrielle:
"Huh?
That'smycar!
Ohmygod!
"
（Gabriellerunsoutside.）
Gabrielle:
"Hey!
Hey!
Whatareyoudoing?
Whereareyoutakingmycar?
"
Towguy:
"Thegovernmentisimpoundingit.Here'syourreceipt.Callthatnumberifyouhaveanyquestions."
（Hedrivesoff.Gabriellewatchesitleaveandnoticessomeneighborswatching.）
Gabrielle:
"Youcallthisapaintjob?
!
Idon'twanttoseeitagainuntilit'sperfect!
"
（Sheglancesquicklyatthecouplewatchingherandthenstormsintothehouse.）
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[Bree'sHouse]
（BreeironsshirtswhileLynettesitsnearby.）
Lynette:
"Iwonderwhat'sgoingonoverthere.Imean,Clairedidokaywiththekidsyesterday,butthatcouldhavebeenbeginner'sluck.DoyouthinkIshouldcall?
Ishouldcall!
"
Bree:
"Lynette,forthefirsttimeinyearsyoufinallyhavesomefreetime,andyou'rewastingitobsessingaboutthekids."
Lynette:
"It'sjust,Idon'tknowthiswoman,Imean,notreally.Soshehasadegreeinsociology.Well,bigdeal,whodoesn't?
Myboysarealottohandle.Whatifshe'snotuptoit?
"
Bree:
"Youknow,ifyoureallyhavethatmanydoubts,youshouldgobuyahiddencamera."
Lynette（laughing）:
"What,anannycam?
"
Bree:
"Yeah.Peopledoterriblethingswhentheythinknooneiswatchingthem."
Lynette:
"Yeah.Idon'treallythinkIcouldvideotapeClaire.Itwouldbeabreachoftrust."
Bree:
"Trustisoverrated."
Lynette:
"So,howarethingswithyouandRex?
"
Bree:
"Fine.Whydoyouask?
"
Lynette:
"Well,I'mjustcurious.Imean,hemovesout,hemovesbackin.Ishebackforgood?
"
Bree:
"Uh,thesituationis,um,fluid.I'mnotcertainwhathisplansareyet."
Lynette:
"Soifyou'renotsurehe'sbackforgood,whyareyouironinghisshirts?
"
Bree:
"BecauseIhavefaiththathe'llcomeback.Andthathe'lldotherightthing."
Lynette:
"That'sgood.It'sgoodtohavefaithinpeople."
Bree:
"Yeah.ButI'dstillbuythatcamera."
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[Susan'sHouse]
（SusanlicksanenvelopeandthenseesMike'struckdriveby.Shegetsupandwatcheshimparkinhisdriveway,thengointohishouse.Shesmiles.）
（Later,dressedinlingerie,SusancallsMikeonthephone.）
Mike:
"Hello."
Susan:
"Mike."
Mike:
"Yeah."
Susan:
"Myoven'sout.
Mike:
"Uhhuh."
Susan:
''Comeoverandhelpmyfindmypilotlight."
（Shehangsup,thenturnsonthestereotothesong"HereIAm（ComeAndTakeMe）".AsshegetsreadyforMiketocomeoverbythrowingrosepetalsonthebedandfloor,shesingsalong,dancingasshesings.）
Susan:
"Oh,candles,candles!
"
（ShegoesintoJulie'sroomandgrabssomescentedcandles.Asshedancesherwayout,Zachhidesbehindthedoor,unseenbySusan.）
（Mikeheadsoutofhishouse,headingtowardsSusan's.）
（Zachwalksdownthehallway,butthefloorbeneathhimcreaks.Susanhearsit.）
Susan:
"Mike?
Mike,isthatyou?
I'muphere!
"
（Susangetsonthebedandpositionsherself.）
（MikegetstoSusan'shouseandfindsanotetapedtothefrontdoorreading"Comeonin!
?
"）
（Hesmilesandopensthedoor.Zach,whohadjustbeenheadingdownthestairs,quicklyheadsbackupstairs.WhenhegetstoSusan'sopendoor,hepauses,andthefloorbeneathhimcreaksagain.）
Susan:
"Mike?
"
（Nobodyanswers,soSusangetsoffherbedandquietlygoesacrossherroom.Zachcreepsbackdownthehallway.Susanremovesathighmasterfromherclosetandcreepstowardherdoor.）
（ZachhidesbehindadoorandSusancomesoutofherroom,swingingthethighmasterfuriously,andhittingMike,whofallsbackwards.）
Susan:
"Ohmygod!
"
Mike:
"Whatthehell!
"
Susan:
"I'msosorry,Ithoughttherewassomeoneinthehouse."
Mike:
"Soyoutookyourclothesoff?
"
Susan:
"No.Myclotheswerealreadyoff.Iwasgoingtoseduceyou."
Mike:
"Itdidn'treallywork."
Susan:
"Oh,I'msorry,areyouokay?
"
（Shebeginskissinghisface.）
Mike:
"Oh..."
（Whenhestopsresponding,Susanrealizesthathe'slookingpasther.SheturnsaroundandseesZachinthedoorway,lookingatthem.）
Zach:
"Pleasedon'tbemad."
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[Susan'sHouse,Later]
（Juliecomeshomefromschool.）
Julie:
"Hey,there!
"
（ShenoticesZachsittingatthekitchentablewithSusanandMikestandingbyit.）
Julie:
"Zach,whatareyoudoinghere?
"
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[Lynette'sHouse]
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Laterthatday,whileClairewasoutgettingtheboyswiredonicecream,Lynettedidsomewiringofherown."
（LynettesetsupahiddencamerainabigceramicMr.Toad.Sheholdsituptoeye-levelandsmiles.Shethenplacesitontherefrigerator.ShegoesovertoasmallTVonthecounterandturnsiton.TheimagefromthecameraisshownontheTV.）
（Lynettetakesateddybearandstandsinfrontofthecamera,butwatchesherselfontheTV.Gently,shecradlestheteddybearlikeababy.Then,holdingitatarm'slength,sheshakesthebear.Thensheslapsthebearseveraltimesacrosstheface.Thenshethrowsitofftotheside,looksdirectlyatthecamera,andshrugs,satisfied.）
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[Susan'sHouse]
Julie:
"No,youcan'tdothis,youcan'tsendZachback!
"
Susan:
"Julie,whatelsecanIdo?
Hecan'tstayhere!
"
Julie:
"Hisfathersenthimtoapsychoward!
"
Zach:
"Actually,theycallitarehabilitationcenter."
Susan（toMike）:
"Whatdoyouthink?
"
Mike:
"Paulishisfather.Hehasarighttoknowhisson'sokay.And,hefindsoutyou'rehidinghim,you'llgetinalotoftrouble."
Susan:
"He'sright.Sorry,guys!
"
Julie:
"Mom,pleasedon'tdothis!
IfyouknewwhatZachhadbeenthrough-"
Zach:
"Julie!
Julie.It'sokay.I'llbefine."
（Theyhug.）
Mike:
"I'll,uh,takehimbackoversoyoutwocan..."
Susan:
"Listen,ifPaulseesZachandfreaksout..."
Mike:
"I'llbringhimrightback."
Susan:
"Thankyou."
（MikeandZachleave.）
Susan:
"Younglady,weneedtotalkaboutwhatyoudid."
Julie:
"Ireallydon'tfeelliketalkingtoyourightnow."
（Sherunsupthestairs.）
（Outside,MikeandZachwalktoPaul'shouse.）
Mike:
"Uh,listen,Zach.Ifthingsevergetreallybad..."（handsZachhisbusinesscard）"It'sgotmycellnumberonit.Givemeacall.Anytime."
Zach:
"Thanks!
"
（HestaysonthesidewalkasMikegoesuptothedoorandknocks.PaulopensthedoorandseesZach.）
Paul:
"Oh,thankgod."
（HehugsZach,thenturnstoMike.）
Paul:
"Howdidyou-"
Mike:
"We'lltalklater."（toZach）"Remember,anytime."
（HewalksoffandZachandPaulgobackinside.）
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[Maisy'sHouse]
（Maisyslowlyremovesvarioussexualtoysfromherdrawer.Behindher,sittinginachair,withhisbacktoher,sitsRex,naked.）
Maisy:
"Iheardyoumovedbackhome."
Rex:
"Yeah,Ihadto.WehadsomeproblemswithAndrew.I'llmoveouteventually."
Maisy:
"Spikesorpearls?
"
Rex:
"Yourchoice."
（Maisyputsonthepearlcollar.）
Maisy:
"YouknowwhatIthink?
"
Rex:
"Hmmm?
"
Maisy:
"Youdon'treallywanttoleaveher."
Rex:
"Pleasedon'tpsychoanalyzeme."
Maisy:
"You'restillinlovewithher."
Rex:
"IneversaidIwasn't."
Maisy:
"Thenwhydivorce?
"
Rex:
"Oh,sonowyou'rerootingforustwocrazykidstowork-"
（Heturnsslightlyinhischairtolookather,andshepoundsherfistonthedresser.Properlyrebuffed,heturnsbacktohisoriginalposition.）
Maisy:
"Hey!
Youknowme.I'mjustaromanticatheart.Scarvesorcuffs?
"
Rex:
"Uptoyou.EvenifIcouldfindawaytodealwithBree'swholeobsessivecompulsivething,it'snottheonlyprobleminourmarriage.Asyouknow,Ihavecertainneeds."
Maisy:
"Bootsorstilettos."
Rex:
"Stilettos,please."
Maisy:
"Whydon'tyoujusttellBreewhatyouneed?
Tellherwhatyouwant."
Rex:
"Becauseshe'dsayno."
Maisy:
"So?
I'vesaidnotosomethingsyou'veaskedmetodo."
Rex:
"Yeah,that'sdifferent.Idon'tcareifyourejectme."
（MaisysnapsherfingersandRexdropstothefloor,facedown.）
Maisy:
"Rex,won'tyoutrustmeonthis?
Sometimes,whenyoulovesomebody,youjustgottomakesacrificesforthem."
Rex:
"Loveorpassion?
It'sanawfulchoicetomake."
Maisy:
"Yes,itis.AndIhavetowarnyou.Thismighthurtalittlebit."
（Shestepsontohisback,wearingthestilettos,andwalksslowlyonhim.）
（Rexgroansasshewalks.）
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[Gabrielle'sHouse]
（Gabrielletakesthereceiptthetow-truckmangaveherandslapsittoCarlos'slawyer'schest.）
Gabrielle:
"HowamIsupposedtolivewithoutacar?
"
Lawyer:
"Gabrielle,listen.Tanakaisstillatlarge,andthey'regoingtowantCarlostofliponhim,sothisistheirwayofplayinghardball.Now,I'mguessingthatthey'venotdoneyet."
Gabrielle:
"Why?
Whatelsecouldtheytakefromus?
"
Lawyer:
"Prettymuchanything.It'sallfairgameiftheyeventhinktheycantraceittoill-gottengains."
Gabrielle:
"No,no,no.No!
Someofthisstuffismine.WhenImodeled.BeforeIevenmetCarlos!
Seethis,costaboda,boughtitwhenIlandedmyfirstcover.This,Ispenteighthoursonarockinabikiniforthatpainting!
"
Lawyer:
"Iunderstandhowyoufeel."
Gabrielle:
"No,youdon'tunderstand.Ihavedugmyselfupfromdirttoaffordthesethings,andnooneisgoingtotakethemawayfromme!
"
Lawyer:
"ThenIsuggestyoufindyourselfagoodhidingplace.Theycan'ttakewhattheycan'tfind.Oh,andifyoucouldscareupthatpassporttoo,thatwouldbegood!
"
（Heleaves.）
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[Bree'sHouse]
（Bree'sdoorbellrings.SheanswersthedoortoseeGabrielleoutside.）
Bree:
"Oh,hiGabrielle!
Whathaveyougotthere?
"
Gabrielle:
"Mychina.Iknowhowyou'vealwayslovedit,andIthoughtyoumightwanttoborrowitforawhile."
（Shetakestheboxshe'sholdingandhandsitovertoBree.）
Bree:
"Oh!
Well,that'sum,verythoughtfulofyou."
Gabrielle:
"Say,um,couldIstoresomeoddsandendsinyourgarage?
"
Bree:
"Sure!
Whydon'tyou,uh,comebytomorrow?
"
Gabrielle:
"Soonerisbetterthanlater!
"
（Sherushesoff,leavingBreeholdingthechina.）
（Forthenextwhile,GabrielletransferseverythingofvaluefromherplacetoBree's.Whenshe'sdone,BreecomesoverandstandswithGabrielletolookatthegarage,whichiscompletelyfillednowwithGabrielle'sbelongings.）
（GabriellesmilesatBree,whosmilesback,butsheclearlydoesn'tknowwhattosay.）
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[Maisy'sHouse]
（RexandMaisyareinthethrowsofpassionatelove-making,whensuddenlyRexbeginstomakeaweirdnoise.）
Maisy:
"Rex?
Rex?
Rex!
"
（WithonehandattachedtoRex'sviahandcuffs,shetriestograbthephone,butshecan'treachit.Shequicklyusesherotherhandtomakeacall.）
Maisy:
"Ineedanambulance.Rightaway!
"
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[Bree'sHouse]
（Breeisinthegarage,lookingthroughGabrielle'sthings,whenthephonerings.）
Bree:
"Hello.Thisisshe.Yes,he'smyhusband."
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[Hospital]
（Breerushesuptoanurse'sstation.）
Bree:
"Um,excuseme,I'mheretoseeRexVandeKamp.Apparently,hehadaheartattack.I'mnotsurewhen-"
Nurse:
"He'sbeingpreppedforsurgeryrightnow.Ifyou'dliketowait."
Bree:
"CouldIatleastpokemyheadin?
I'mhiswife."
Nurse:
"You'rehiswife?
"
Bree:
"Yes.Why?
"
Nurse:
"Iwasthinkingofadifferentpatient.Letmegetthedoctor."
（Shewalksoff.Breestaresafterher,thengoesaroundthedesktolookatthenurse'slog.SheseesRex'sname,thenthepersonwhosignedRexin:
MaisyGibbons.）
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[Lynette'sHouse]
（Clairepourssomehotwaterintoacupoftea,thenheadsforthestairs,turningoffthelightinthekitchen.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"AsClairepreparedforbed,shewasunawarethatsomewhereelseintheScavohouse,thedayshehadjustfinished,wasstartingalloveragain."
（Lynettewatchesthetapeassheliesinbed.Throughouttheday,Clairesangtothekids,playedpuppetswiththekids,andmadeballoonanimals.Thekidsloveher.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"LynettewasrelievedtoseethatClairewasdoingagoodjob.Andafterfurtherviewing,itdawnedonLynette...Clairemightbedoingherjob...alittletoowell."
（Onthevideotape,Claireisseenholdingherarmsouttotheboysandsaying）"Comegivemeathree-bearhug!
"（Theboysallruntohugher.）
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[Susan'sHouse]
（SusancomesdownthestairstowhereJulieisreadingabookinthelivingroom.）
Susan:
"Here'sthecandlesIborrowed.Thanks."
Julie:
"I'mtryingtoread,soifyoudon'tmind?
"
Susan:
"Icannotbelievethataftereverythingyoudid,you'remadatme."
Julie:
"ItoldZachthathecouldtrustyou,andyouturnedhimin."
Susan:
"Yeah,well,someonehadtoberesponsible,andlikeitornot,I'vegotabirthcertificatethatsaysI'myourmother."
Julie:
"Sincewhen?
"
Susan:
"Whatisthatsupposedtomean?
"
Julie:
"Sincedadleft,ifthere'sbeenamotheraroundhere,it'sbeenme!
"
Susan:
"Julie!
"
Julie:
"Doyourememberafterthedivorcethatyoustayedinbedforaweek,andIhadtobegyoutoeatsomething?
"
Susan:
"Yeah,but..."
Julie:
"Andforweeks,Ihadtocleanthehouse,Ihadtomakesurethatthebillswerepaid.Ievenhadtoschedulemyowndoctor'sappointmentonce."
Susan:
"Iwasinbadshapebackthen."
Julie:
"It'sstillgoingon.AndnowthatIneedsomesupport,youdecidetoplaythemomcard?
"
Susan:
"IhadtosendZachback.Wecouldhavegotteninalotoftrouble."
Julie:
"Yeah?
Well,nowZach'stheonewho'sintrouble.Yousenthimbacktoamanwhohateshim."
（Sherunsupthestairs.）
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[Gabrielle'sHouse]
（Gabriellecomesdownthestairsofherhouseandlooksaroundatthenearly-emptyhouse.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"AsGabrielleconsideredthevastemptinessofhernewsurroundings,shewassurprisedtofindtherewasonlyonethingshetrulymissed.Herhusband."
（Thedoorbellrings.Shegoestoanswerit.）
FBIAgent:
"Mrs.Solis,awarranttoenteryourhouseandrepossessanygoodswhichwesuspectmayhavebeenobtained..."（helooksaroundtheemptyhouse）"...illegally."
Gabrielle:
"We'renotintoclutter."
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[Lynette'sHouse]
（Lynettesitsonthecouchwithherthreeboys.Shepicksupachildren'sbookfromthecoffeetableandputsonherreadingglasses.）
Lynette:
"Allright."Harvey:
TheFlyingTurtle".Doesn'tthislookfun!
"
Porter:
"Where'sClaire?
"
Lynette:
"Igavehertheafternoonoff.Whowantstoturnpages?
"
Preston:
"Isshesick?
"
Lynette:
"No.She'sfine.Ijustwantedusalltospendthedaytogether,youknow,likeweusedto.Herewego.OnceuponatimetherewasayoungturtlenamedHarvey.EverydayHarveywouldalltelltheotherturtles,"OnedayI'mgoingtoflyoffthisislandandgoseetheworld."Theotherturtleslaughedandsaid"Turtlescan'tfly."Oh,it'sgettinggoodnow,huh?
"
（Shelooksatherboys,whosittheresadly.）
Lynette:
"Well,what'swrong?
"
Porter:
"WhenClairereads,shedoesfunnyvoices."
Lynette:
"Doesshe,now?
Okay.Harveydidn'tliketheturtleslaughing,sohetoldthem,"（speakinginadifferentvoice）"I'llshowyou.OnedayIwillflyhigherthanthebirds!
"
Preston:
"That'snotfunny."
Lynette:
"Yeah,well,I'mjustwarmingup.ThenBruno,thebigbadturtletookHarveyuponacliffandthrewhimover,andheproclaimed,"（speakinginadifferentvoice）"We'llseeifyoucanfly,flyordie,flyordie!
"
Parker:
"When'sClairecomingback?
"
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[Prison]
（GabriellesitsacrossatablefromCarlos,who'sinabrightorangeprisonuniform.Otherinmatesandtheirvisitorssitatvariousothertablesinthesameroom.）
Carlos:
"Whathappenedtoallyournails?
"
Gabrielle:
"Oh,I,Imovedallourstuff,tokeepitfromthefeds."
Carlos:
"ItkillsmethatI'mputtingyouthroughthis."
（Theyclasphands.）
Guard:
"Handsonthetable."
（Theyunclasphandsandeachleanbackintotheirchairs.）
Gabrielle:
"It'snotyourfault.Youdidn'tdoanythingwrong.I'lltakecareofeverythinguntilyou'rebacktodoityourself.Andyouwillbesoon."
Carlos:
"Igottobehonest.Ididn'tknowhowyouwouldholdup.Iknewyouwereastrongwoman,butIhadnoidea.You'reagoodwife,Gabby.Arealpartner."
Gabrielle:
"Oh,Carlos,Iloveyousomuch!
Iwouldgiveupahousefullofexpensivejunkjusttoputthisbehindus,andhaveyouhomewithme."
Carlos:
"Thatsoundsprettygoodrightnow."
（Bythistime,they'rebothleaningforward.Gabriellecallsoutloudlytotheguard.）
Gabrielle:
"I'mgoingtokissmyhusbandnow!
"
Guard:
"Handsonthetable."
（Theyleanforwardandbeginkissing.Afterthefirstkiss,butstillinthekissingposition,Carlosbeginsspeakingquietly.）
Carlos:
"There'safalsepanelonthebackwallofthecloset.Mypassportisthere,alongwithsomepapers.Takethepassporttothelawyer,andburnthepapers."
（Theybreakthekiss.Gabriellelooksathimwithapuzzledexpression.Hemotionswithhisheadandpuckershislipssoshe'llkisshimagain.Sheputsherlipsagainsthis.）
Gabrielle:
"Carlos,didyouknowwhatTanakawasdoing?
"
Carlos:
"Justburnthepapers."
（TheybreakthekissandGabriellestaresatCarlos.）
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[OutsideLynette'sHouse]
（LynettepullsintoherdrivewayandEdiewalksuptoher.）
Edie:
"HeyLynette,didMarthaHuberhappentoleaveasparekeytoherhousewithyou?
"
Lynette:
"No."
Edie:
"Oh!
."
Lynette:
"Whereisshe,bytheway?
Ihaven'tseenherindays."
Edie:
"You'vegotme.ShekickedmeoutsofastthatIforgotmylaptop,andthere'sjustsomestuffontherethatIdon'twantanyoneelsetosee."
Lynette:
"Oh.Well.Goodluckwiththat."
Edie:
"Youknow,you'renotlookinghalfbad.Whathaveyoudonewiththatlittleposseofyours?
"
Lynette:
"They'rewiththenewnanny."
Edie:
"Wow!
Yourownpersonalnanny?
Swellyou!
"
Lynette:
"Well,trustme,it'snotallit'scrackeduptobe.Youknow,ourmothersweresmart.Theydidn'tgetusnanniesorputusindaycare,becausetheyknew,iftheydid,we'dfindout-thereareotherwomenouttherewhowerebettermothersthantheywere!
"
Edie:
"Youknow,Ihadanannyforawhile,growingup.Mrs.Muntz."
Lynette:
"Youhadananny?
"
Edie:
"Well,actually,shewasmorelikeacourt-appointedsocialworker.Mymomdidalittletime.Shehadathingforbourbonandshoplifting."
Lynette:
"Oh!
Sorry."
Edie:
"Oh,Muntzwasahardass.Nomercy.Infact,shewassuchadisciplinarian,thatwhenmymommadeparole,Iwasactuallyhappytoseeher."
Lynette:
"Really."
Edie:
"Yeah.Lesseroftwoevils."
Lynette:
"Huh."
Edie:
"Anyway,I'vegottofindakey.Seeyoulater."
Lynette:
"Bye."
（Ediewalksoff.）
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[Susan'sHouse]
（MikeandSusantalk.）
Susan:
"ThanksforyourhelpwithZachbefore."
Mike:
"Oh,it'smypleasure.Ihopehecomesoutofthisokay.He'salittlesquirrelly,butheseemslikeagoodkid."
Susan:
"Yeah."
（HesitsdownatthekitchentablewhereSusan'ssittingandhandsheracupofsomethingtodrink.）
Mike:
"So,how'sJulietakingallofthis?
"
Susan:
"Notwell.Sheaccusedmeofnotbeingagoodmother."
Mike:
"You'reagreatmom."
Susan:
"Well,shewassortofright.Aftermydivorce,Ireallyleanedonheralot."
Mike:
"Seemsnatural."
Susan:
"AndIstillkindadoit.Ijustwantsomebodytotalktoaboutallmyadultstuff,andshe'srightthere,andshejustactssomature,Iforgetshe'sthirteen."
Mike:
"Well,thegoodnewsisthatfromnowon,ifyoueverwanttotalktosomebodyaboutgrown-upstuff,you'vegotme."
Susan:
"Well,Ican'ttalktoyouabouteverything."
Mike:
"Oh?
"
Susan:
"WhatifIwanttotalkaboutthebigcrushIhaveontheplumberthatlivesacrossthestreet?
"
Mike:
"Bigcrush,huh?
"
Susan:
"Oh,yeah."
Mike:
"Well,you'dhavetotellmemore."
Susan:
"Well,um,he'sgotasmilethat'stodiefor,anddon'tgetmestartedonhistattoo."
（Shekisseshishand.）
Susan:
"Thanks."
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[Maisy'sHouse]
（Thedoorbellrings.MaisyopensittofindBreeontheotherside.）
Maisy:
"Oh,Bree.Whatanicesurprise.Wouldyouliketocomein?
"
Bree:
"Well,thatdepends.Areyouhavinganaffairwithmyhusband?
"
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[Paul'sHouse]
（PaulandZachsitatthediningroomtable,eatingdinner.Zachpicksathisfood.）
Paul:
"Wouldyoulikesomemorepotatoes?
"
Zach:
"Youalreadyaskedmethat."
Paul:
"Sorry.I'msorelievedyou'resafe,I'mnotthinkingstraight."
Zach:
"Doesthatmeanyou'renotgoingtosendmebacktoSilvercrest?
"
Paul:
"You'vegottounderstand.Yourbehavior,theviolence,breakingintotheVandeKamps.Ijustdidn'tknowwhatyouweregoingthrough."
Zach:
"Youcouldhaveaskedme."
Paul:
"Well."
Zach:
"I'vebeenrememberingthings.ThingsfromwhenIwaslittle."
Paul:
"Whatkindofthings?
"
Zach:
"Awfulthings."
Paul:
"Zach,listentome.Sometimesit'snotgoodtolookbackinthepast."
Zach:
"ButIcan'thelpit.Theseimagesjustkeeppoppingintomyhead."
Paul:
"Well,thenyou'vegottofindawaytopushthembackoutagain."
Zach:
"Okay."
Paul:
"Morepotatoes?
"
Zach:
"Yes,please."
Paul:
"Itsureisnicetobebacktonormal."
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[Maisy'sHouse]
（BreeandMaisysitonoppositefacingcouchesinMaisy'slivingroom.）
Maisy:
"YoushouldknowthatRexstilllovesyouverymuch."
Bree:
"Hesaidthat?
"
Maisy:
"Yes."
Bree:
"Thenwhyishesounhappy?
"
Maisy:
"Hehascertainneedsandhe'safraidtodiscussthemwithyou."
Bree:
"Needs.Like,sexualneeds?
"
Maisy:
"Yes."
Bree:
"Andhaveyoufulfilledthoseneeds?
"
（Maisydoesn'tanswer,butinsteadjustsmiles.）
Bree:
"Isee."（standsup）"Youknow,youareprettybrazenforawomanwhojustadmitted,howevertacitly,thatshejustsleptwithmyhusband.IfItoldanyoneinthisneighborhood,theywouldneverspeaktoyouagain."
Maisy:
"You'renotgoingtotellasoul.Bree,youmayhateme,butyou'dhatethehumiliationalotmore."
Bree:
"Oh,Idon'thateyou,Maisy.Ipityyou."
（Shewalksout.）
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[Lynette'sHouse]
Lynette:
"Hi."
Claire:
"Oh,heyLynette.Youheadingoutnow?
"
Lynette:
"Yep.Um,I'llbehomelate,sojusttheusualroutine.AnapforPenny,and-"
Claire:
"Iknow,nosugarafterfive.Igotit."
Lynette:
"You'rethebest.Oh,onemorething.Sincetheboysarehavingcorndogsfordinner,I'dlikeyoutomakesuretheygetavegetabletogowithit."
（Shegoestothefreezerandpullsoutabagoffrozenvegetables.）
Claire:
"Brusselsprouts?
"
Lynette:
"They'refullofiron.Couldyoumakesuretheycleantheirplates?
"
Claire:
"Notaproblem.IhavethislittletrickIdo.Icovertheveggieswithsomecheese."
Lynette:
"Youslydog."
（Sheleaves.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Thatnight,Lynettesettledintowatchherpersonalpickforfeel-goodmovieoftheyear."
（Onthevideo...）
Claire:
"Youguys,youneedtoeatyourbrusselsprouts."
Angryvoice:
"Brusselspoutstasteyucky!
"
Angryvoice:
"Idon'twantthis!
"
（TheboysstartthrowingtheirfoodatClaire,whopleadswiththemtostop.Lynette,watchingthetapewhileeatingpopcorn,smiles.）
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[Hospital]
（RexawakensandseesBreestandingatthewindowlookingout.）
Rex:
"Hey."
Bree:
"Hey."
Rex:
"Iguesstheyoperated,huh?
"
Bree:
"Theysuredid."
Rex:
"How'ditgo?
"
Bree:
"Itwentwell.Thesurgeonsaysyou'regoingtobeasgoodasnew."
Rex:
"Youlooklikeyou'vebeencrying."
Bree:
"Ihave.Iwassoafraidyouweregonnadie.ThereweresomanythingsIhaven'thadachancetotellyou."
Rex:
"I'msorryyouweresoworried."
Bree:
"That'sokay.Howareyounow,Rex?
AreyoustrongenoughtolistentothethingsIneedtotellyou?
"
Rex:
"Sure,hon."
（Breesitsontheedgeofthebedandleansdownsothatshe'snearRex'sface.）
Bree:
"Iknowyoustillloveme.Maisytoldme."
Rex:
"Shedid?
"
Bree（whispering）:
"Asofthismoment,Rex,Iamnolongeryourwife.Iamgoingtogoout,andfindthemostvindictivelawyerIcanfind,andtogether,wearegoingtoeviscerateyou.I'mgoingtotakeawayyourmoney,yourfamily,andyourdignity.Doyouhearme?
"
Rex:
"Bree-"
Bree:
"AndIamsothrilledtoknowthatyoustillloveme.BecauseIwantwhat'sabouttohappentoyou,tohurtasmuchisashumanlypossible.I'msogladyoudidn'tdiebeforeIgotachancetotellyouthat."
（Sheleavestheroom.）
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[Gabrielle'sHouse]
（GabrielleopensthefalsepanelCarlostoldheraboutandfindsthepassportalongwithpapers.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Trustisafragilething..."
（Gabrielleopensthepassportandreadsit.）
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[Lynette'sHouse]
Lynette:
"Bye,guys!
"
（Theboysallcallgood-byetoherandLynetteleavesthemwithClaire.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Onceearned,itaffordsustremendousfreedom."
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[Building]
（Breewalksdownahallway.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Butoncetrustislost,itcanbeimpossibletorecover."
（Breestopsinfrontofacloseddoor.Shetakesadeepbreath,andgoesinside.Sheclosesthedoor.Ontheglassreads"SOLOMON,MILLER&HAASFAMILYLAW".）
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[Susan'sHouse]
（SusanwalksintoJulie'sroom.Julielooksatherbriefly,butthenreturnstoreadingwithoutsayinganything.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Ofcoursethetruthis,weneverknowwhowecantrust.Thosewe'reclosesttocanbetrayus."
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[OutsidePaul'sHouse]
（Paultakesoutthegarbage,andlooksoveratMrs.Huber'shouse,whereEdieisstandingnexttoapoliceofficerwhoisbangingonthedoor.）
Officer:
"Police,openup!
"
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Andtotalstrangerscancometoourrescue."
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[Gabrielle'sHouse]
（Gabriellesitsontheedgeofthebed,lookingataroaringfireinthefireplace.）
MaryAliceVoiceover:
"Intheend,mostpeopledecidetotrustonlythemselves.Itreallyisthesimplestwaytokeepfromgettingburned."
（GabriellethrowsCarlos'passportontothefire,whereitimmediatelystartstoburn.）
~TheEnd~
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